Chapter Ninety-Three: I'm Scared to Pee (1st Update)
"Guo Xiaomei, what nonsense are you talking about?"
Yang Yuxuan's pretty face was flushed with a hint of anger, her pink fists were clenched tightly, her body trembled slightly with anger, and her emotions began to get a little out of control.
"Am I talking nonsense?"
Guo Xiaomei sneered, and then coquettishly said to the fat man next to her, "Honey, do I have nonsense?"
"Of course not!"
The fat man gently hooked her chin with his hand, and smiled lewdly.
When you see the two of them, you will always think of an idiom - adultery-husband-adultery-woman!
"Yang Yuxuan, I didn't say you, the man next to you is a high school student at first glance, you are not engaged in sister-brother love, then tell me, what is the relationship between the two of you?"
Guo Xiaomei continued to sarcastically ridicule, her expression dragged as if someone owed her money and didn't pay it back.
"I ...... Why should I tell you?"
Yang Yuxuan was a little weak-hearted, in case this woman said nonsense at the party, wouldn't she be very faceless?
How embarrassing it is to find a high school student to be your boyfriend?
Oh, my God!
Will she go to the meeting?
Guo Xiaomei saw Yang Yuxuan's nervous appearance, and secretly rejoiced in her heart, so she continued to ridicule.
"Cut! What are you nervous about? When you are an old lady, you don't know that this man is the little white face you raised?"
"Guo Xiaomei, if you insult my friend again, be careful that I am not polite to you!"
Yang Yuxuan bit her cherry lip, and her apricot eyes exuded bursts of anger.
"Hmph, I want to see what you can do with me?"
Guo Xiaomei smiled disdainfully, she glanced at Ye Fan knowingly, seeing that he didn't react at all, she even thought that Ye Fan was a little white face.
"You ......"
Yang Yuxuan's pretty face became more and more angry, and the whole person became angry.
This woman is like a female scoundrel, she is a classmate, but she speaks so harshly, does she think of her classmates?
The dispute between the two women soon attracted the attention of passers-by.
This made Guo Xiaomei even more arrogant.
Seeing that she laughed to herself, "Some women seem to be very noble, but they do some unsightly things in private, even the students who are studying do not let go." ”
Wow!
As soon as her voice came out, it immediately aroused heated discussions among everyone.
"Alas, I really can't see that she is a woman who is different from the outside!"
"This man, at most seventeen or eighteen years old, how could he get involved with this woman?"
"Sister and brother-love is not a big problem, but the man is still studying, this is a great future for delaying others?"
……
Guo Xiaomei's slanderous words suddenly pushed Yang Yuxuan to the cusp.
"Don't listen to her, it's not true. ”
I saw that her tears were a little moist, and she kept explaining.
But where would anyone believe her words?
Just when she was at a loss, someone suddenly tapped her on the shoulder.
"Let me come!"
Ye Fan smiled faintly, with a hint of a playful smile on the corner of his mouth.
Seeing that Ye Fan stood up for himself, Yang Yuxuan was moved, he was scolded as a little white face, completely because of his own reasons.
However, instead of getting angry, Ye Fan came over to help him.
So, she reminded worriedly: "Ye Fan, don't be impulsive, this woman is not worth your hands on her." ”
"Hitting her will stain my hands, Sister Yang, try to rest assured, and then come down and watch me!"
Ye Fan smiled, giving people a very confident feeling.
"But ......"
Yang Yuxuan originally wanted to persuade a few words, but seeing Ye Fan's confident expression, she finally swallowed her words back.
I saw that Ye Fan took a step forward and was very close to Guo Xiaomei.
This scared Guo Xiaomei, she thought that Ye Fan beat her, "You...... What do you want to do? Don't come here!"
"Don't be nervous, I just wanted to tell you something!"
"What's the matter?
"You're a pee!"
"Bastard, what nonsense are you talking about? I'm such a big person, how can I have a urine breakdown?"
Guo Xiaomei was so angry that she pinched her waist, pointed at Ye Fan and scolded, like a shrew scolding the street.
"Don't you believe me, then see for yourself!"
Ye Fan pointed to her with a wicked smile.
"Huh?"
Guo Xiaomei looked down in confusion, and her expression suddenly changed drastically.
I saw that her pants were wet, what was it if it wasn't diabetes?
I...... When did I pee? Why don't I feel anything?
"Ahh
Guo Xiaomei screamed, covering her pants with her bag, her face was ugly like her father was about to die.
Someone in public has collapsed, this is a rare spectacle.
So, these onlookers took out their mobile phones one after another and took pictures frantically at Guo Xiaomei.
"Oh my God, look, look! It's such a big person, and he's still peeing!"
"Haha! Lose the dead, pee on the street, is she still young?"
"Wonderful! It's so classic! Take a picture, take a picture, and upload it to Weibo!"
……
This funny scene in front of him made everyone laugh, and some people even laughed out of tears.
On the other hand, Ye Fan's expression was very light, and there was still a faint evil smile on the corner of his mouth, thinking, you shrew, dare to scold me for being a little white face? Now you know how good I am, right?
In fact, when Ye Fan approached Guo Xiaomei just now, he secretly made some moves.
Without realizing it, he gently pricked the woman's "Sanjiao Yu" with a silver needle.
Sanjiao Yu, in the lumbar region, when the spinous process of the first lumbar vertebra is subordinate, the side is open 1. 5 inch position.
It has the function of Tongli three cokes and dredging waterways.
Ye Fan has a deep understanding of the acupuncture points of the human body, and under the urging of the unique technique, it is not difficult to make her suffer from inrush on the spot.
In public, Guo Xiaomei hated so much that she didn't find a hole to drill into, only to see her crying, and then covered her face and quickly ran to the bathroom.
"Honey, where are you going, wait for me!" the fat man chased after him.
"Help, I can't stop peeing!"
Guo Xiaomei screamed in pain, this time, she was embarrassed and thrown to her grandmother's house.
"yes! I can't stop, haha!"
Suddenly, the onlookers cheered and heckled for a while.
After these people dispersed in a hurry, Yang Yuxuan looked at Ye Fan suspiciously.
Guo Xiaomei suddenly collapsed, this fact was too sudden, except for Ye Fan, she couldn't think of any other reason.
So, she asked suspiciously, "You just moved your hands and feet?"
"Sort of! Not letting her defecate incontinence on the spot is considered to be a face-saving thing. ”
Ye Fan shrugged her shoulders slightly, as if to say, she asked for it by herself, and she couldn't complain about me.
"Thank you just now!"
Yang Yuxuan's heart moved again.
"Thank you, it's a big deal, the debt of favor, the flesh will pay for it!"
"Well, when I didn't say that. ”
Yang Yuxuan glanced at him angrily, this man really can't praise casually.
Because, give him a little sunshine, and he will be brilliant at once.
With that, she turned and left.
"Sister Yang, you really don't think about it? There are very few pure people like me in this world, hey, don't you run? I'm serious!"
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