Chapter 18: The Flexible Panda
The young woman almost laughed when she heard it, the panda is more than the V word, is there such a bluff. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Hehe, how can there be a real panda than the V word, whose panda fingers are so flexible, I must buy it to stew bear paws!" Of course, pandas can't be bought, and what she said said was just that Wang Fen was fooling her, but how could this young man with a big straw hat and big sunglasses smile so confidently.
After a while, Wang Fen had 3,000 yuan in his pocket and left the zoo with brisk steps.
Just a few minutes ago, under the woman's incredible eyes, he asked Star Core to direct the two pandas to walk to the guardrail, put their hands on the guardrail and lift their upper bodies, and half-stood on either side of the little fat man through the guardrail, sandwiching the little fat man in the middle.
Then the two pandas showed a cute smile, and then each raised a small hand, the panda's short and fat little hand could not make a complete V-shaped gesture, but the short and fleshy fingers tried to make a V-shaped gesture was more cute, directly turning the mother and son over.
Pandas have always been silly and cute in people's impressions, but they have never seen pandas able to make such anthropomorphic expressions, and they have seen pandas compared to the actions that only exist in cartoons, and the real pandas are more cute and cute than in cartoons compared to this gesture.
"Mommy, Mommy!" the little fat man kept gesturing with scissor hands, screaming for his mom to take a picture of him.
Although the two fluffy pandas hadn't bathed for a few days in the summer, they had a pungent smell all over their bodies, and the little fat man almost fainted.
However, in order to make the photos in the kindergarten envious and jealous, in order to be the dream hero of the goddess in his mind, the little fat man took out a higher enthusiasm for performance than when he pretended not to be afraid of the injection, and the corners of his eyes smiled very brightly, a very intoxicated appearance, it seemed that the two pandas smelled very good, and when the dirty panda hair with some unknown objects touched his face, it seemed to be soft and itchy very comfortable.
And the performance of the little fat man made Wang Fen deeply shocked, the current society has become like this, even the children are so hard, but he himself still seems to live in the original world, pretentious and unwilling to go with the same stream, he would rather sweep the road than pat himself, but the little fat man in front of him has a solid family and a happy life, and he can pay so much in order to pretend to be forced, and he behaves so naturally, what kind of spirit is this. As a poor sling, Wang Fen has nothing to be high, his previous ideas are so ridiculous that he is not even as good as a child.
At this moment, this little fat man has become Wang Fen's spiritual mentor, the leader of the road of life, and his dream hero.
In order to thank the little fat man for his wonderful performance, and to thank the little fat man for letting him figure out another truth in life, he was ashamed to unconditionally send more pandas to sell cute actions, so that they and the little fat man were closer, and they seemed to be about to take him into their arms.
It didn't seem to smell anything, the little fat man performed hard, and he could already have a premonition that when he arrived at school tomorrow, the girls would be envious when they saw the photo of him and the panda, and the boys should be jealous and hateful.
The kindergarten where the little fat man is located is a well-known private foreign-related aristocratic kindergarten in the mountain city, and every child has an extraordinary background. Originally, there was nothing special about taking a panda group photo, but with these expressions, it was different, and in such a kindergarten, there were not many opportunities to make other children envious, jealous and hateful.
In order to pretend to be this force, no matter how stinky he is, he can stick to it, he just has this excellent gene!
No, the little fat man can't wait, and after the shooting, he has to send it to the WeChat circle of friends to announce it to the world and attract worship from all sides.
In addition, the little fat man himself is also a cute round face of flesh, sandwiched between two cute and cute pandas, the whole picture is so cute that the little fat man's mother actually forgot for the time being that there are three sisters waiting for her to play mahjong, and keeps pressing the photo button of the mobile phone.
Then Wang Fen's pocket naturally increased by 2,000 yuan, for that woman, it was as if she could play mahjong and put an extra cannon, but for Wang Fen, it was almost a month's salary, and both of them were happy.
He did not leave any contact information, and he deliberately avoided taking pictures, and his appearance was not included in any of the photos.
After receiving the money, Wang Fen embarked on the road back. This time, he didn't squeeze the light rail, nor did he take the bus, and he earned almost a month's salary in just a few minutes.
Instead of going around half of the city, a taxi that takes the shortest distance home is much faster than a light rail bus.
However, when he took a taxi and got on the car, he was very chic, but when he got out of the car, Wang Fen saw the 85 yuan car fee displayed on the taximeter, and his heart couldn't help but feel a pain in his heart. Qiang smiled and gave the car money, Wang Fen silently told himself that he still had to be moderately chic, and he still had to be low-key for the time being.
Still, he ordered a hot pot and a few beers for himself before he went home. Eating hot pot on a hot day, and forcing out the dampness all over your body with poison is refreshing enough.
In a familiar hot pot restaurant downstairs in the community, Wang Fen sat alone in front of the pot, the pot was full of meat dishes, meat slices, duck blood, beef, chicken stomach and other meat dishes rolled up and down with sharp peppers and peppercorns, steaming hot and fragrant, making people appetite.
The decoration of this shop is not very good, but the taste is more authentic. Numb, spicy, fresh, fragrant, the price is fair, Wang Fen is also a frequent visitor here, of course, he rarely comes to open meat alone, he is a few people to fight together.
It's rare for a person to come out to eat today, usually eat this in order to prevent the meat slices from going down for a few seconds to be fished out, you have to use chopsticks to keep the meat slices in the pot to cook, and you have to say that you are afraid that it will not taste good when you cook old. This time, Wang Fen ordered ten of his favorite meat dishes in one go, cooked a full pot, ate slowly, and took a sip of cold beer from time to time.
Of course, the beer is also ordered for 15 yuan a bottle of pure raw, a bottle of price is the usual three bottles, the taste is different, it is really a fairy day.
"Hey, you have such a little ability, if you get an alien artifact in the novel, my brother will easily have a net worth of hundreds of millions now, and what my brother is eating now is not a hot pot, but an invincible seafood slam. After Wang Fen was half-full, he was in the mood to talk to the star core. After tossing for half a day for three thousand yuan, he was still a little dissatisfied.
"The former owner of the mothership is the richest man in our civilization, and as the crystallization of its highest technology, it is really disappointing for me to use me for such a low-level way of making money. And you're only a maintenance man, not a commander, and if you use such a low-level way to get money next time, I will refuse to cooperate with you. "The star core seems to be a little angry, the highest core technology, it is actually used to make magic tricks to deceive children and collect money.
It's okay to collect money, but it's only 3,000 yuan.
This appearance fee is too cheap.
If the former owner of the mothership knew, maybe he would come back from the dead and come back to life and cross endless time and space to slaughter Wang Fen ten times or eight times.
"Then do you have any way to make money, and I don't have to be the richest man. But I want to repair you and save the earth, these are not trivial matters, they all cost money. What kind of thing can't be smashed into hundreds of billions casually, and it may not be able to be done. You tell me where the money comes from, in this world, you can't do anything without money. Wang Fen was not happy when he heard it, he didn't have any ability to make money, and he was so arrogant, how could he do it.
"I don't know, I'm just a backup consciousness, I only have the ability to think logically, and now the information base is missing, I don't know how to make money. Xinghe replied honestly, making Wang Fen feel that the pit core was a big lady living on the street, and she couldn't do anything and was very arrogant.
"Only simple logical thinking ... Take human beings as an example, what kind of intelligence level are you now, and if the core information processing function is not dead, what kind of level is it, if you compare with me, how many of them are smart?" Wang Fen had a bad premonition in his heart, and quickly put down the half-drunk wine bottle and asked.