Chapter 457: Dog Hair All Over the Ground [Asking for Subscription]
The girl smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, what's that, I haven't seen any real monks." In the past, there were always fake monks, selling amulets or something on the street, and after seeing too much, I didn't know the bottom of my heart. ”
Fang Zheng smiled slightly, didn't care, and said with a smile: "Amitabha, the donor doesn't need to take it to heart, the poor monk will leave." ”
The girl looked at the backs of Fang Zheng and the red boy, thought for a while, and finally caught up with her, and asked, "Two mages, can you ask a question?"
Fang Zheng said: "Donor, please ask." ”
"You're not local, are you?" the girl asked.
Fang Zheng nodded.
The girl's eyes turned wide, and she asked with a smile, "You don't have money to eat, do you?"
Fang Zheng was stunned, and the red boy immediately lowered his head and counted the ants, shameful! Two big living people, there is no money to eat!
However, Fang Zheng was calm, and said with a smile: "The poor monk really has no money to eat, the poor monk is a monk, what is the use of asking for money?"
"Uh...... It's the first time I've met a poor person so ......," the girl said subconsciously.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he was speechless...... Do you want to be so direct? Don't you want to be so straightforward? Can't you be tactful? Cry!
The girl hurriedly said, "Master, I'm sorry, my mouth always doesn't guard the door, and I talk nonsense." Well, what if you don't have a place to live and eat?"
Fang Zheng was stunned, and the red boy said in surprise: "Really, this is good!"
Fang Zheng raised his hand and threw it over, and the red boy covered his head and squatted to count the ants.
Fang Zhengze shook his head and said: "Amitabha, no merit is not lost, the donor smashed a flower pot for the poor monk, and invited the poor monk to eat a meal, and it has been cleared twice." No matter how much the poor monks eat and live, the poor monks can't accept it. ”
"It's not for nothing, I'd like to ask the mage for a favor......" the girl quickly clarified.
Fang Zheng thought about it, looked at the red boy's big eyes with longing, and then thought about his own affairs, if he couldn't find a target to help, the two of them didn't want to go back. went back, and Wuxiangmen was probably going on strike. He didn't know when he would finish the task, he was hungry all the time, sleeping on the road, obviously not very well.
So Fang Zheng nodded and said, "What kind of help did this female benefactor let the poor monk help?" ”
The girl smiled, stretched out a jade hand and said, "Officially acquaintance, my name is Ding Ning!
"The poor monk is square, this is the pure heart of the poor monk. Fang Zheng did not shake hands with the girl, but folded his hands together and saluted.
Ding Ning smiled and said generously: "Okay, then are we in an employment relationship now?"
Fang Zheng knew that Ding Ning was joking, and laughed along.
"I have a buddy who has been chasing a girl lately, and he asked me to help...... God, you don't know how big his plan is, the problem is, I can't do it alone. So......" Speaking of this, Ding Ning smiled and said, "The two mages have to help me no matter what......"
"Uh, your buddy chases girls, you help......? How can I help?" Fang Zheng also found it interesting, but the question is, can others interfere with this thing?
Ding Ning said: "Just implement it according to the plan, this plan was planned by the two of us for a week before it was designed, basically all kinds of things that can be thought of are designed into it, that is, a few people are needed, and these people can't be people he and his goddess know together, so as not to leak the news." And the people we all know are basically in a circle, so ah...... But now it's okay, with the help of the master, some of the plots can be easily solved. Well, in order to celebrate the establishment of our goddess chasing group, I will treat you to a big dinner tonight!"
"I want to eat ice cream!" Red Boy was the first to shout, Ouyang Fenghua led him to eat it, this kid has fallen in love with that taste, you can't eat it on the mountain, you go down the mountain, you have a chance, naturally you're welcome.
Ding Ning patted his chest and said, "No problem, wrap it up on me!"
"So what are we going to do now?" Fang Zheng asked.
"Now, of course, it's the first step to prepare for the implementation of the plan!" Ding Ning said.
"What's the first step?" asked Red Boy.
"Call my buddy, everything is ready, he can ask the goddess out. Ding Ning smiled happily, the wind blew, the smile was very pure, the long hair was flying, like a flower, very beautiful.
Fangzheng and Red Boy are a little speechless, people are chasing girlfriends, why is this girl so happy?
Half an hour later, a call came from the other side saying that everything was ready.
Ding Ning immediately ran home, and after a while, he took out a violin and a large bag of clothes.
"Uh, donor, what are you doing with these?" Fang Zheng didn't know anything about romance.
"These are props, indispensable. Ding Ning called Shang Zheng and Red Boy into the taxi and said, "Master, go to the Red Coast Western Restaurant." ”
In the car, Ding Ning said: "Eating Western food and listening to exclusive music, what a romantic thing! Unfortunately, my buddy is short of funds and can't afford to hire a professional, so I have to be an amateur." ”
"Do you know how to play the violin?" Fang Zheng looked at Ding Ning in surprise, this girl was like a tomboy, no matter how she looked at it, she didn't look like she could calm down and learn music.
Ding Ning glanced at Fang Zheng and said, "Don't underestimate me, I learned it from a regular school, and I have already learned it...... It's been half a month. ”
"Uh......" Fang Zheng was speechless, half a month smaller, can this be pulled out of the tune?
Red Boy muttered, "I heard that the violin is played well, it sounds good, and if it is not played well, it is like sawing a table leg......"
As a result, he immediately got a roll of his eyes, and Ding Ning said bitterly: "Can't you give me some encouragement......?
Fang Zheng and Red Boy glanced at each other, and said at the same time: "Come on, come on!"
"That's pretty much it. Ding Ning smiled, then opened his big bag and showed off: "Here is a prop, I have to pretend to be a man for a while, this high hat can cover my long hair...... Hey, it's really troublesome when your hair grows. ”
"You don't like long hair?" Fang Zheng asked.
Ding Ning said casually: "I don't like it, it's too troublesome to take care of." Ever since I had long hair, the most my mom has said is: dog hair all over the floor! Beep a dog, am I dog hair? Hey......
When Fang Zheng and Red Boy heard this, they almost laughed, but out of respect for their employers, they held back!
Ding Ning glanced at the two of them and said, "Okay, laugh, it's not that I haven't been laughed at." ”
Outcome......
"Hahaha......" Fang Zheng and Red Boy hadn't laughed yet, the driver laughed first, and his voice was loud.
"Shut up, I didn't make you laugh!" Ding Ning screamed, and everyone in the car laughed......
When he arrived at the place, Ding Ning generously rushed into a clothing store, talked to the clerk, and after saying countless good things, the clerk finally reluctantly asked him to borrow the fitting room. So, after a while, a man in a suit and leather shoes, with a thin body, a tall hat, and a beard walked out. It's just that this skin ...... It's a little too white!