Chapter 111: Workmanship Problems
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This kind of workmanship, this kind of appearance, Jia Lan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood at the first glance when he saw the real battery, really when the young master, I am stupid and have a lot of money, and I am mentally retarded and imbecile.
He didn't expect that the little 3,000 yuan actually bought such a garbage battery, where is this three-life battery, this is to kill you 3,000 batteries. From the appearance of the original battery is not like the square at all, it is obvious that the battery material is not uniform enough, there is actually a bit of trapezoidal feeling, whether it is to the touch or look like there is no texture at all, this is the so-called thousands of choices, the qualified product rate is a single-digit quality battery. The batteries produced by many domestic conscience factories are much better than this battery, such as what flying legs and the like, which look more high-end than this, at least the special battery wrapping paper used for the battery shell. The shell of this three-life battery is a plain A4 paper cut wrapped in a colored beat, which is too simple and rude and shameless.
In short, from the point of view of workmanship, it is the level of a third-line small factory, maybe it is not as good as a third-line small factory, it is a small workshop production. Even the copper sheet of the battery connector is not very smooth, and it is a bit uneven.
At least ten points will be deducted, and considering the price of three thousand yuan, twenty points must be deducted, and the overall score will not be qualified at once.
Tearing it down here, Jia Lan almost didn't even have the mood to test, how could he waste his precious time, how could he waste it on this obviously too copycat battery, this didn't waste his IQ.
I wanted to throw it directly to give a bad review, but before throwing it, he thought of a question, since this battery is so bad, how can there be so many moderators and gods recommending this battery in various channels.
Jia Lan thinks that there is only one possibility, that is, these so-called gods should have been bought by sellers, so they sent these posts to trick people with their conscience, which is too unscrupulous.
As a third-generation official with a background, the reason why Jia Lan doesn't want to enter politics is that he can't get used to seeing too many sanctimonious high-ranking officials who talk about one set on stage and do countless sets off the stage, which is too easy to be bribed, and he is powerless to change the cannibalistic officialdom, so he stays away. However, in the small digital world, buying a garbage battery can make those so-called gods refer to the deer as horses, and Garan can't bear it, he feels that this is an opportunity, this opportunity is to let him kill those so-called gods, and then replace them himself.
As a three-generation hybrid body combining government and business, he has no flaws in front of money, he will never be bought, he is definitely a god of conscience who speaks for the majority of consumers, and he is the embodiment of justice.
Because he is young and has too many hobbies, Jialan's reputation in the digital world is not particularly well-known, but although he doesn't post much, all of them are boutique local tyrant posts. One of his recent more famous moves is to assemble a desktop host worth 500,000 yuan, and in those days he spent all day in the forum brushing pictures and posting scores, which made a group of poor DIAO silk envy and screamed, and was named one of the top ten local tyrants in the forum.
But these worship posts can only make his lonely and invincible heart a little satisfied, he can't show his limited edition sports cars worth more than 20 million, hundreds of millions of mansions, a house full of art, and of course, countless real estate certificates, he can't be so cheating.
Jia Lan can only bask in the rational configuration of the computer after he tries to restrain the impulse of consumption as much as possible to satisfy his little vanity.
In this sense, Jia Lan and Wang Fen are actually the same kind of people.
They are actually extremely awesome, but they are extremely low-key in their lives.
It's just that Jialan is because he already has too much, and he is afraid of being too high-profile and causing social dissatisfaction, so he tries his best to keep a low profile in order to show that although he has a good background, he shares weal and woe with the people. And Wang Fen has a super invincible advanced star core, but he has no ability to protect himself, and once he is high-profile, he is ready to be sliced and has to keep a low profile.
They all have a fiery heart, but they can only live with a cold and low-key mask, they just live such a lonely and invincible life in a low-key manner.
Turning on the computer, Jia Lan began to edit his post, first took a few photos, and used the new computer console he only got last month as the background without a trace, and the camera aperture should not be too wide, otherwise the background is not clear enough, and it will not have a hidden pretending effect.
I took out a gold version of the fruit mobile phone as a prop for this post, and it was written at the beginning of the post that I recently received a pure gold version of the fruit mobile phone gift, so hi sen, with a photo of an invoice of more than 50,000 Chinese dollars.
This customized pure gold fruit mobile phone is just a shell customization, as a senior enthusiast, it is definitely not satisfied with such a simple customization, there must be a more bullish battery to match its value, so I bought a three-life brand battery that seems to be very popular on the Internet recently.
Next, I posted a few more photos of the pure gold mobile phone and the YOFOTO brand battery together, and opened the package at the same time.
Starting from the customized mobile phone packaging of the luxurious wooden box and the blue packaging of the brain platinum temperament, to the artistic golden custom mobile phone, and the cottage battery are placed together, the huge style gap between the two items fills the whole picture with a full sense of disobedience.
Jialan is very satisfied with these photos, simply saying that the packaging soil and workmanship of Sunshine battery are poor, that is too rudimentary, like him to speak with facts and pictures, this is the highest level of belittling a product, and the nobility revealed inadvertently has turned over the copycat mobile phone battery thousands of times.
After uploading the photo, Jia Lan skillfully disassembled the solid gold version of the fruit phone, which he had already taken before. Anyway, this mobile phone is tens of thousands of dollars, as the identity is half of the rich second generation, it is completely understandable to play a mobile phone of tens of thousands of yuan, and the digital world is also a very small circle, which will not cause too much social attention, after all, too many enthusiasts like to dazzle, even this mobile phone has many people who have opened the bag to show off, which is also the reason why he likes digital, you can show off a little low-key, don't worry too much about causing bad social repercussions.
Jialan carefully removed the original battery, put the three-life battery in, and reassembled the phone after testing that there was no problem, and pressed the power button.
The power is turned on successfully, and the power is still 50% left. Connected to the charger, it only took a few minutes to be 65% of the battery, and it seems that the charging speed is still okay, which makes Jialan's mood a little better, but it still can't change his bad feeling about this battery.
Jialan added his dismantling and replacement process to his post, and also named the post "Sunshine Battery Unpacking: Garbage Workmanship" and sent it out, using his superb appreciation ability that has been surrounded by luxury goods since he can remember, and fiercely criticized the packaging and workmanship of Sunshine Battery, and threatened that this article is just an appetizer, and he will use the real perspective of ordinary consumers to test this mobile phone battery, and unveil the true face of this battery that boasts triple physical performance.
He's going to actually use it for three days to see if the battery lasts as long as it boasts.
After posting, Garan felt very good, and he decided to take this mobile phone and a power bank to go on a mountain trip in the past two days, and when he came back, this post should already be very popular. When the time comes, he will briefly post a photo of him climbing the mountain, quietly show off his mountaineering equipment within the scale, and then fiercely criticize the function of the three-life battery, that is when he cuts down those so-called gods.
It's a pity that Jialan's plan fell through, not because the battery function was unexpectedly good, but because his post was only sent out for a few minutes, and it just attracted a little popularity.
A new post came out right after, titled "Shock, the invincible workmanship of Sunshine Battery!"