The mayor of Montenegro said: "Of course, if it is fake, I don't believe you can call the number of my office and try it." ”

After saying that, the other party sent a number.

The squirrel said: "It can't be true, right? That guy is so big? The mayor of Montenegro is afraid?"

Fang Zheng smiled, twisted his neck, broke his wrist, and typed: "Since you want the poor monk to try, then the poor monk will try, hehe...... The mayor also knows the poor monks!"

The mayor of Montenegro said: "Hehe, knowing and being familiar are not a concept. ”

Fang Zheng thought about it and called the county magistrate Qi, asked for the WeChat account of the mayor of Montenegro City, and then added it, and pulled it in with the county magistrate Qi.

Seeing that Fang Zheng pulled two people in, please make me unhappy: "What's the matter? Playing with me, right? Who are these two people?

The mayor of Zhenshan City said: "No, I just came to see who is impersonating me, and introduce myself, Li Zeming, the mayor of Lower Montenegro." ”

The mayor of Montenegro said: "Are you the mayor? Who am I? Who gave you the audacity to impersonate me? It seems that the Internet police have been too bored lately, and it is time for them to work overtime." ”

Li Zeming said: "No, they have already worked overtime, you are in Pengyu Hotel, right? ”

The next moment, the mayor of Montenegro City left the chat group, and at the same time, in the Pengyu Hotel, a brain quickly ran downstairs.

"Captain, are you arrested?" asked a plainclothes outside.

"Don't be in a hurry, put a long line to catch a big fish, follow him, and see where he goes. These liars are not less cheating, and they are fighting for a pot!" said the captain.

At the same time, on the web.

Please call me Shinto: "It turned out to be the mayor of this Black Mountain City." ”

Fang Zheng wondered: "Are there any other Black Mountain cities?"

Please call me God: "Of course, you are too unheard, and I just invited the mayor of another city of Montenegro. ”

Fang Zheng and Zhu Lin were completely speechless, this person really treats everyone in the world as a fool!

At this moment, please call me God pulled in a few more people, and the names of each one were extremely scary, all of them were ministers of various ministries of the Central Committee.

As soon as the name came out, Fang Zheng and Zhu Lin were shocked! The name was impressive: "Commander-in-Chief of the United Nations Peacekeeping Force, Wu Zhennan!"

Zhu Lin said in surprise: "Wow, is this guy sick in the brain, or has his IQ not been recharged? Commander-in-Chief of the United Nations peacekeeping forces? Why is he not the president of country M?"

The county magistrate Qi also asked the same question: "Qi Dongsheng, the magistrate of Xia Songwu County, when did the commander-in-chief of the United Nations come to Huaxia?

Wu Zhennan didn't speak, but a minister named Minister of Culture said: "How can you talk to the commander?

County Magistrate Qi laughed and said: "I'm just curious, besides, if you don't explain, no one will believe you." ”

The Minister of Armed Forces said: "Half a year ago, the United Nations has moved to China. Fangzheng, you have made Commander Wu suffer heavy losses, you must give him an explanation. Before compensation, stop slandering immediately, and now immediately post a Weibo to apologize for the firefly incident. End this farce before it's too late!"

When Fang Zheng heard this, he remembered that all these things were related to fireflies, but what did fireflies have to do with pretending to be criminals?

Fang Zheng asked, "You opened the Dream Experience Hall?"

Wu Zhennan said: "How could I deal with such a low-grade thing? However, my friend is dealing with the fireflies they have worked so hard to catch and has been harmed by you, so why do you have to have an explanation?"

When Zhu Lin heard this, he exclaimed, "Didn't you catch it?"

At this moment, the Minister of Culture immediately said: "Our friend has the best experts in the world who can artificially breed fireflies by himself, but the cost is not low, you have destroyed the market and caused him huge economic losses, which is unforgivable!"

The mayor of Montenegro also asked: "Oh, artificial breeding of fireflies? As far as I know, there is no one in China who can artificially breed fireflies, first, the technology is not mature, and indoor breeding cannot be made. If you contract outdoor forest farming, if there are fireflies living in the mountain itself, it is okay to protect it. ”

Wu Zhennan immediately said: "That's how they raised it, and then went up the mountain to catch it, so I said to catch it." ”

The mayor of Montenegro sneered: "Ignorance! Fireflies are ecological indicator creatures, and they have very high requirements for the environment. Although they are beneficial insects, they are insects after all, and once the number increases, they will also destroy the ecology and thus die in large numbers! Therefore, wild breeding is just a kind of saying, and it cannot be operated perfectly! Please learn common sense before lying, okay?"

"How can you talk to the commander? The commander manages the combined armies of the whole world, and he has a lot of opportunities, so what's so strange about not knowing much about these things?" said the Minister of Culture.

Wu Zhennan said: "It's really ignorant and fearless, Fangzheng, give you the last minute to think, immediately compensate, apologize, apologize! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude!"

The mayor of Montenegro smiled: "I want to see how you are in my territory, and the abbot is not polite." ”

At the same time, in the mayor's office of Montenegro, Mayor Li Zeming said: "Don't be in a hurry to arrest people first, fish for a while, and see who else is behind." ”

The chief of the Montenegro Police Department nodded: "I also think this matter is not so simple, they are not ordinary liars, they organized a copycat United Nations, but they fooled many people and cheated a lot of money." There are not only office spaces, but also various uniforms and certificates. According to our investigation, they came to our city last month. Before that, he had committed crimes in many cities, but the things he had committed all this time were not big and did not attract much attention. This time, they dare to face you against the wind, I am afraid that someone will pay a high price, let them scare the abbot of Fangzheng and withdraw from the firefly storm. ”

The mayor of Montenegro City nodded and said: "People die for money, birds die for food, and the other party seems to have a lot of food." Have you contacted YN to illegally catch endangered species, at least there must be an explanation. ”

The chief of police smiled wryly: "This ...... It's really hard to solve. Fireflies are indicator organisms, due to environmental pollution, as well as people's wanton catching, and some people think that fireflies are pests to kill wantonly, so fireflies are endangered in our country. But there are still many ...... abroad So there is nothing else in the protection of animals. There is no provision that says that ...... should not be caught."

The mayor of Montenegro said angrily: "Do you have to be about to be extinct to protect it?"

PS: I studied the copycat United Nations for a while, until I wrote it myself, I still felt incredible, how could these liars trick themselves into it? Is it really that if you don't go crazy, you can't survive?