Chapter 364: I'm going to ride an elephant
I saw such a scene at the door of the box, Zhu Zhengming had already sat next to Liu Xuemei, one hand on Liu Xuemei's shoulder, and the other hand seemed to be still walking on Liu Xuemei's thigh.
Obviously, Liu Xuemei was very uncomfortable, but she couldn't forcibly push Zhu Zhengming away, so she just said vigorously: "Mr. Zhu, have you drunk too much?" Mr. Zhu, why don't we go to KTV? Mr. Zhu ......."
"Okay, okay, go to KTV, go...... Sing it!" Zhu Zhengming shouted.
I was very helpless, I felt that I was not capable and could not retaliate against my colleagues in my company, but in any case, even if I didn't want this business, I couldn't let this bastard violate Liu Xuemei.
I finally came behind the two, first took Zhu Zhengming's hand away from Liu Xuemei's shoulder, then hugged Zhu Zhengming, and said to him: "Mr. Zhu, I think we can continue to drink in another place, what do you think?"
"Who are you? Why are you pulling me?" Zhu Zhengming raised his face and looked at me slowly.
I thought to myself, how experienced are you, is that the amount of alcohol you drink? I'll dump you two streets.
I smiled and said, "Mr. Zhu is really a noble person who forgets things, I am Xiao Xiang!"
"Little elephant, I thought it was an elephant?" hahaha...... Zhu Zhengming laughed, and the other two people also laughed together.
I was helpless, and I felt that I had been greatly insulted, but what could I do?
"Mr. Zhu is right, I am an elephant, hehe...... Elephant ......"
"I ...... I've ridden a horse, I've ridden a donkey, I've ridden a motorcycle...... I just haven't ridden an elephant before, I'm ...... I just want to ride an elephant ......",
I still forced a smile and said, "No problem, Mr. Zhu, I'll let you ride an elephant once today." Come on, Mr. Zhu, please go up and ...... back."
As I spoke, I turned around and bent down slightly to face Zhu Zhengming.
Liu Xuemei shouted to me at this time: "...... to the president"
I winked at her to indicate that I was okay.
So Zhu Zhengming jumped on my back, he "jumped" up, this force almost pressed me to the ground, but fortunately I used my knees to the ground, so I didn't fall.
I didn't expect this dead fat pig to be so heavy, at least 180 up, my legs themselves have old wounds, and I really gritted my teeth and endured the pain to stand up at this time.
"Okay, let's go!" Zhu Zhengming shouted behind my back.
Liu Xuemei asked me again: "Mr. Xiang, can you do it?"
"No problem, let's go! ”
After speaking, I carried Zhu Zhengming downstairs with difficulty, Zhu Zhengming kept tossing behind my back, shouting like a horse: "Drive, drive......"
Everyone in the restaurant looked at us, and I was so embarrassed that I wanted to find a crack in the floor, and I wanted to throw him to the ground, but I finally endured it.
After carrying him out of the restaurant, Zhu Zhengming suddenly blew out the cold wind outside, and Zhu Zhengming vomited "wow" behind my back, vomiting the filth on my shoulder, and I was so disgusted that my stomach began to turn over and feel uncomfortable.
The two minions behind him also hurriedly stepped forward to help Zhu Zhengming wipe the vomit off his mouth, and they wanted Zhu Zhengming to get off me and help him clean up.
But Zhu Zhengming didn't get off my back even if he was killed, he hung my neck tightly, and said vaguely: "No, no...... I haven't ridden enough. ”
"Damn!" I cursed in my heart, I really want to throw you into the gutter and fall to your death!
Liu Xuemei quickly followed after settling the account, and she helped me support Zhu Zhengming in the back, so that I could be a lot easier.
I continued to walk about a hundred meters, I really couldn't do it, I just felt that my legs couldn't bear it anymore, and if I continued to carry him on my back, my legs would definitely be useless.
Liu Xuemei knew that I had a car accident, and she tried hard to persuade Zhu Zhengming to come down, but Zhu Zhengming just couldn't beat him to death.
Liu Xuemei finally saw that I couldn't do it, so she said, "Mr. Zhu, why don't you do this?
When Zhu Zhengming heard this, he immediately asked me to stop, and then took the initiative to jump off me and said, "Okay, okay, my sister is supporting me." ”
As she spoke, she leaned towards Liu Xuemei, and her whole body was almost pressed against Liu Xuemei.
I was relieved, let out a long breath, and my legs felt a little better, but when I saw this grandson eating Liu Xuemei's tofu, I couldn't stand it anymore.
Just as she was about to speak, Liu Xuemei said to me: "Mr. Xiang, it's okay, I can do it." ”
I feel very guilty in my heart, but fortunately, this Zhu Zhengming is not too arrogant, and I will not give up if I am too arrogant.
In this way, our group staggered to a KTV and opened a private room, I specially spent 3,000 yuan to invite three princesses, and gave them a tip of 500 each, and specially asked them to help me accompany the three people inside.
In the box, Zhu Zhengming was crying wolf, if it weren't for Liu Xuemei singing along, I really didn't know that he was singing Andy Lau's "Forget Love Water".
The three princesses were also quite sensible, and as soon as they came in, they called out "brother, brother", and then took the initiative to raise their wine glasses to salute the three of them.
Liu Xuemei escaped Zhu Zhengming's clutches, and I was relieved.
"He didn't embarrass you just now, did you?" I asked Liu Xuemei.
"No, just let him touch it. ”
"I'm sorry. I guiltily.
"Mr. Xiang, this is all normal, as long as they don't go too far, it's okay. ”
"Thank you!" I said sincerely.
"Thank you! This is my job!" Liu Xuemei smiled and asked me, "Mr. Xiang, is your leg okay?" Do you want to call Mr. Song and ask her to come over. ”
I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "Don't don't, don't tell her, I don't want her to know about tonight." ”
As soon as my words fell, Zhu Zhengming sat down again, handed one of the microphones to Liu Xuemei, and said, "Sister Xuemei! ”
Liu Xuemei smiled and nodded and took the microphone, the music sounded, this time it was Fu Disheng and Ren Jing's "Intimate Lover", Liu Xuemei was fortunately not too out of tune, but this Zhu Zhengming is really a pig!
After singing a song, Zhu Zhengming picked up the wine glass and touched Liu Xuemei again, and then put the salty pig hand on Liu Xuemei's thigh.
I wanted to take the groping pig hand away, but Liu Xuemei gave me a look and motioned for me to leave it alone.
I was really helpless, so I walked up to the wine girl and asked her, "Didn't I tell you to drag him down?
The little girl who accompanied the wine said "hey" and said, "People look down on me, what else can I do?"
If you want to say that this wine girl is not bad, she is young and has a good figure, I don't know why this Zhu Zhengming became entangled with Liu Xuemei.
When I returned to Liu Xuemei's side again, I saw that Zhu Zhengming was even more presumptuous, and the whole person was almost lying on Liu Xuemei's body, and then leaned on Liu Xuemei's ear and whispered something, only to see Liu Xuemei's brows furrowed.
I realized that something was wrong, and I didn't hesitate anymore, and directly stepped forward and pulled Zhu Zhengming away.