Chapter 19: The Shrunken Turtle
Qin Long was frightened by his mistake, although Tang Hao'er didn't expect how serious the consequences of Qin Long's mistake were, but he couldn't help but exclaim.
Without the barrier of the ** cover, these two magical little bugs are about to fly out
With a whoosh, Qin Long's gold-devouring insect flew out of the ** mouth, and without hesitation, it drilled into Qin Long's ears and eyes.
: Boss, help, this special girl is too ruthless, oops, it hurts me to death.
Qin Long subconsciously raised his thumb and pressed it on the jade **** mouth, and a sharp pain came from his fingers, and Qin Long hurriedly raised his thumb with a sigh.
Whoosh, the second-order gold-devouring insect girl broke out of the air, hovering in front of Qin Long's eyes, her two small eyes staring at Qin Long with an unkind expression, bar, la, la, la, la, it was a series of insect words.
: You handed it over to me!!
Qin Long actually understood what this Gold Devouring Worm said, too, the Gold Devouring Worm only had one language, Qin Long could communicate with his own Gold Devouring Insect, and naturally he could also communicate with this Gold Devouring Worm.
Qin Long looked embarrassed and said to the gold-devouring insect sister paper in front of him: "Old sister, you listen to my explanation"
This Nima has even come out of the old sister, so she can't care so much, so let's stabilize this second-order gold devouring insect first.
"Ahem, old sister, in fact, let me tell you, my gold eater has been secretly in love with you for a long time, and it has been by your side since you entered a deep sleep, caring for you, loving you, and not letting you be hurt a little"
Tang Hao'er, who was "vomiting", hurriedly covered her little mouth, and twisted her little face aside in anti-bear to witness.
Qin Long continued to flicker with a thick old face: "Old sister, if it weren't for me, the gold devouring worm, who has been protecting you, I'm afraid something happened to you." If you think about it, you have been sleeping for decades, and who can serve you carefully for decades? To put it mildly, we humans also have vegetative people, and vegetative people are the same as you gold eaters who have entered a deep sleep, and they have no resistance to the outside world, and they have been lying on a hospital bed for decades. Think about how hard it will be to take care of vegetative people in the past few decades, you have to massage vegetative people every day to prevent vegetative people's muscles from atrophy, and you have to scrub your body with feces and urine for vegetative people, in addition to the closest people, how many people can persistently take care of vegetative people for a lifetime?
Tang Hao'er on the side rolled her eyes violently, big brother, is your gold devouring insect the gold devouring insect sister you just saw today? Where have you been taking care of it for decades? You have been bullying people for decades and don't know anything about the outside world, big brother, don't you really feel panicked when you say this?
However, the sister of the gold devouring insect was obviously fooled by Qin Long, it was stunned there for a long time, and said to Qin Long: "I don't believe what you say, Master Xuanyuan, I want to listen to what Master Xuanyuan told me." ”
Master Xuanyuan?
Qin Long paused for a moment: "You are asking the abbot of the previous generation of Hanshan Temple, right?"
Sister Gold Eater: Has Hanshan Temple changed abbots again?
Since we are willing to talk, it would be easy to do.
Qin Long secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, looked at the deep appearance of the Gold Devouring Worm and sighed softly: "Old sister, you have been sleeping for decades, and Master Xuanyuan has already flathered and ascended. Now the abbot of Hanshan Temple is a Void Master, you shouldn't have seen a Void Master yet, right?"
When the Void Master told about this gold devouring insect, he had already told the ins and outs of this gold devouring insect clearly, and the monks did not lie, but Qin Long took a big loophole, and he fooled this gold devouring insect sister paper at once.
Qin Long's cloud mountain fog cover is not without loopholes, if the Void Master is in front of him, Qin Long still really doesn't dare to fool like this, although Qin Long can barely be regarded as a grace and Hanshan Temple, but the void is a high-ranking monk, if he listens to Qin Long running the train here in person, even if he doesn't say anything, he will definitely show an unnatural expression on his face, and he will be seen through by this gold-devouring insect sister paper.
But Qin Long really has no choice now, he has to stabilize this gold devouring insect sister paper that is more powerful than his own gold devouring insect, and he must not let her go on a rampage, but the only way to do this now is to desperately rub powder on his face for his troublesome bug, and he is a little unconscionable in the future, and he will have to ask the Void Master to keep silent about this matter in the future.
This is special, Qin Long now wants to take out the gold devouring worm and beat it up.
The Gold Devouring Insect Sister Paper was still staring at Qin Long with fierce eyes, but its wing sheath had already hung down a little, and its obvious momentum had weakened.
Qin Long looked at the Gold Eater Sister Paper with a sincere face: "Old sister, my Gold Eater Worm really loves you, think about it, if it doesn't love you, how can it care about you and protect you for decades?"
The gold devouring insect sister paper also knows that she is the weakest time when she is asleep, any insect including other gold devouring insects will treat it as Tang monk meat, and if you eat it, you will get at least half of its more than 1,000 years of cultivation, if other gold devouring insects eat it, even if it is a tabula rasa, I am afraid that you can immediately advance to the first order.
If, according to the human in front of him, Master Xuanyuan had passed away decades ago, and it didn't know if there would be anyone to continue to take care of it in the future, then these decades were really a long life and death catastrophe for it.
The gold devouring insect of this human being in front of him had only just advanced to the first order, and he didn't even think of eating it with such a piece of Tang monk meat guarding it, but protected it for decades, which really moved the gold devouring insect sister paper.
But it can't do that kind of thing while it's still asleep!!
The gold eater sister paper is gritting her teeth for a while, and she is sad for a while.
Qin Long also saw the entanglement of the gold devouring insect sister paper in front of him, he was secretly happy in his heart, and said while the iron was hot: "Old sister, to be honest, I didn't expect this bastard to do such a thing to you today, don't worry, I will definitely help you teach him a good lesson." In fact, having said that, old sister, you are thinking about it for the sake of its infatuation, not to mention that now that the wood is in the boat, or I will be a matchmaker for the two of you, you will simply marry it. ”
And mention it again?
The Gold Devouring Insect Sister Paper was furious, and said viciously at Qin Long: You are not a good person, you call it out for me.
Qin Long couldn't help coughing and secretly glanced at Tang Hao'er, this is a special pity that Hao'er can't understand, otherwise there will be no place for his old face.
Tang Hao'er couldn't bear to look at it directly, God, what kind of man am I marrying, are all men in the world deceiving girls with such clever words?
Qin Long coughed and said to the gold devouring insect girl: "What, I'll call it out, let's have something to say, okay?"
The gold devouring insect sister stared at her small eyes: "You call it out first." ”
The gold-devouring insect hiding in Qin Long's ears and eyes was so frightened that he hid in the corner, begging Qin Long bitterly in his mind: "Boss, you must not hand me over, this girl is so ruthless, hey, buddy is now like a broken fight, if he is hammered twice by it, he will have to hang up."
As soon as Qin Long heard this, he became anxious: "You are so cowardly to Lao Tzu to get out, the manly husband dares to do it, don't hide in Lao Tzu's ears and eyes as a turtle with a shrunken head, get out, you have done something sorry for the old sister, even if the old sister beats you to death, you should do it." Why don't you come out again, believe it or not, I'll kill you now!!"
Seeing that Qin Long was really anxious, the gold devouring worm that had been scared by the gold devouring insect sister paper crawled out of Qin Long's ears and eyes.
Qin Long scolded the gold devouring insect in his mind, and said in a deep voice: "Lazy man, Lao Tzu has already laid the groundwork for you, don't you know how to do the next thing? Go up and admit your mistake, say a few good words, you remember, don't you keep it for Lao Tzu, do you hear?"