Chapter 144: The teacher is depressed
Ye Bai originally wanted to slap the table and shout, 'I am also a woman', but he felt that this was too shocking and easy to reveal his identity, so he had to say, "As a boy, I believe that this boy must have a way to make this girl who has a crush on him accept himself. Women conquer the world, and men conquer women.
“……”
Zhang Ruotong was almost choked by Ye Bai and couldn't speak.
However, thinking that she had been planted in his hands several times in a row, Wu could not succeed, and Wen was not enough, where was she willing to be defeated? ?
So, she sneered and said, "Men conquer women by conquering the world, and women conquer the world by conquering men.
"I only understand that there is a sentence called '馬子', and I have never heard anyone say 'Chinese characters'?? It proves that from ancient times to the present day, it is men who conquer women."
"Every year, the championship and the football World Cup attract hundreds of millions of people to watch the chase, and it's not all men who play football. Men rely on their careers to conquer the world and then conquer women.
"Na Cang" saw Zhang Ruotong looking at himself playfully, Ye Bai shut up and stopped, he originally wanted to refute, although he conquered the world, he would eventually be conquered by men, but the director of Zhang Yumu Mathematics and Psychology Club was sitting here, where could he say this woman's name? ? It's okay if the director of Zhang Yumu's Mathematical Psychology Club doesn't understand who *** is, but if he understands, the situation will be terrible.
"Why don't you go on??" Zhang Ruotong said with a smile. Running out of words?? Realized your mistake??"
"Women end up marrying men, and that's an indisputable fact."
"We're arguing about whether the girl accepted the boy's confession that the woman was married to a man, but they didn't have to marry the boy."
"Alright, alright." He understood that if he didn't say anything again, the two of them would be able to fight for 3 days and 3 nights.
Ye Bai smiled, did not continue to argue with her, but looked up at Zhang Yumu, and said very respectfully, "Teacher, what is the situation, or you will tell us the answer."
Zhang Yumu looked embarrassed and said, "I also thought of this question on the spot, but the two of you debated very well, very good, very good analytical skills, very good."
Zhang Yumu was depressed and relieved in his heart.
Glad to be, these two apprentices have grown up—Zhang Qiaozui, which is the basis of being a mathematics and psychology teacher.
The frustrating thing is that he, the teacher, has only been talking for two minutes, and they can debate for most of the day.
"Then there must be an answer??" Zhang Ruotong said dissatisfied. What is your answer when you conceive this question in your mind??"
"I've only imagined questions, not answers"
"You ......"
Zhang Yumu understood that his precious granddaughter was so strong, and after coming to Utopia, she was suppressed by this Ye Bai everywhere, and she was definitely not happy in her heart.
Even if Zhang Ruotong blamed him for being biased, he could only remain silent. Ye Bai didn't know what to say, he was here to learn mathematics and psychology, not to fight with a woman.
The rain is lighter, and the wind is softer.
After taking Zhang Yumu's small class, Ye Bai began to take a big class in the Mathematical Psychology Club.
That's right, in order to solve the problem of spirit stone mining, he joined the newly established Mathematical Psychology Society led by Zhang Yumu.
What surprised Ye Bai was that Zhang Ruotong's beauty was also in this department.
Of course, there are other people I know.
"Can anyone tell me what mathematical psychology is??" Zhang Feitian, a mathematics psychology teacher standing on the podium, glanced at the students below and asked out loud.
"Mathematical psychology is the study of mental activity." A student replied.
"Mathematical psychology is able to understand the subtle dynamics of an individual's mind and dissect them digitally."
"It can read minds, and it's as accurate as numbers"
"Can be hypnotized."
Zhang Feitian waved his hand and said, "In daily life, if someone mentions mathematical psychology, everyone always thinks that it is very mysterious.
Mathematical psychology is a modern science, and since it is a modern science, it proves that it has laws to be found. It is not groundless speculation, but speculation based on various mental activities such as our human feelings, perceptions, memories, thinking emotions, and will, and then we can get a correct conclusion. Moreover, it can be quantified, and this is where the breakthrough lies. ”
Zhang Feitian took out a small silver glass bottle filled with liquid from his pocket and said, "This is an air purifier that we have developed in our school laboratory, it is very volatile, as long as I pull out the cork, it will immediately volatilize----.
He pulled off the cap of the bottle, walked around the classroom with the bottle, and asked, "Do any of your classmates smell it?" Raise your hand and tell me what you smell."
Hearing the teacher's question, the whole class listened attentively.
"It's a stench." A student raised his hand and replied.
"It's yuzu flavor." A student raised his hand and replied.
"It's osmanthus flavor."
"—a fragrance that I can't name, but there's a mint ----- in it."
Zhuge cautiously raised his hand and replied that it was 'foot smell', which made the teacher and classmates laugh.
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Only two of the students in the class did not raise their hands.
Zhang Feitian looked at the two students who didn't raise their hands and asked, "Don't you smell anything?"
"Teacher, I smell a lot." Ye Bai said with a smile. But that's not what you call the smell of air purifiers."
"Classmate, are you??" Zhang Feitian turned to the female classmate again and asked out loud.
"Teacher, if I'm not mistaken, your bottle is just pure water, right?" Zhang Ruotong looked at Ye Bai provocatively, and said, "You use the suggestion effect in mathematical psychology---- you first tell everyone that this is an air freshener researched by the Utopia Research Laboratory, and define a name for it, everyone will subconsciously think that the teacher has said its source, name and use, then there must be such a thing-----.
"You're deliberately walking around the classroom with a bottle, but you're giving you the illusion of volatilization, and they're thinking that the smell has already evaporated, and you----'re trying to deprive us of our ability to judge and make us look for it exactly as you do."
"When they smell it, they have all kinds of flavors, so they give their answers as a matter of course."
Zhang Feitian was silent for a long time.
After a long time, he smiled bitterly and said, "You guys are like this, how can I teach it?"