Chapter 752: Graduation Speech (Thank you for the reward of [I am Lao Li on the floor])
After staying in Lin'an for two days, Chen Ziang returned to Youzhou alone.
The next day, Guan Xinxin also returned to Youzhou alone to attend the full moon banquet of Chen Ziang and Guan Tongtong's children.
Guan Tianyu wanted to go to school, so he didn't follow.
This guy is very precious to his sister now, and the first thing he does when he comes home from school every day is to see his sister.
Chen Ziang and Guan Tongtong's pair of children have not yet given a big name, but they have all chosen their nicknames, the son is called Yangyang, and the daughter is called Nannan.
Yang Yang and Nan Nan have a better physique and rarely cry.
"Crying children have milk. Looking at this pair of children, Chen Ziang felt even more distressed about Ke'er.
Ke'er was frail and sickly, and she cried most of the time when she woke up, and she fell asleep again when she was tired of crying.
At the full moon banquet of Yangyang and Nannan, there are relatively few people from the Guan family who go to the official career, for fear that the impact will not be good, but each family has a representative to go.
The red envelopes received by the two sons and daughters made Chen Ziang smack his tongue, relying on these red envelopes, the two brothers and sisters have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of their lives.
Some red envelopes are named, and the favor will be returned in the future, but some are not named, and Chen Ziang doesn't know who is right to whom.
……
In the blink of an eye, the time has entered June, and the graduation season has arrived.
On this day, Mr. Liu called Chen Ziang.
"Can I go back to school for the graduation ceremony?" asked Mr. Liu.
Chen Ziang cautiously retorted: "Teacher Liu, can you get a graduation certificate when you go back?"
"No!" Teacher Liu was categorical: "How long did you say you haven't been back to school?"
Chen Ziang was embarrassed, this green light was turned on......
After he was released, he became more and more faceless to go back to school.
The more this happens, the less you go back to school, and then you graduate.
"Why don't I donate some more money?" said Chen Ziang Chiguoguo tentatively.
"The school doesn't lack your money. Teacher Liu refused.
Chen Ziang scratched his head: "Teacher Liu, I think that in addition to the Bauhinia Apartment, our school can accommodate people, and the old dormitory should also be replaced, shall I build a dormitory building?"
Teacher Liu's eyes lit up, and it was not a few dollars to build a dormitory building, at least in tens of millions.
"That's what you said!" Mr. Liu readily agreed.
Chen Ziang thought about it and couldn't make it, so he regretted it: "Teacher Liu, how much does it cost to build a dormitory building?"
"If it's a little smaller, it's eighteen million. Teacher Liu said.
Chen Ziang's flesh ached: "Eighteen million to buy a diploma, am I losing a lot?"
Teacher Liu was stunned: "It's really going to forget it, you see that there are still so many students in our school living in such a dilapidated dormitory, can you bear it?"
Chen Ziang nodded: "Bear with me!"
Teacher Liu was choked and said angrily: "Don't think that I and the school don't pay attention to you, you make so much money, and you still care about the eighteen million?"
"It's hard for a rich man to be a man without money. Mr. Liu, it's not right for you to say that, I am also a hard-earned money, and I come and go in the wind and rain. Don't think that I don't feel sorry for the complete public welfare of the Tinder plan, just say that in China, now I have a profit of hundreds of millions a month, I haven't got a penny, and the capital I spent at the beginning has not been returned. Chen Ziang was heartbroken.
"Forget it, you can just come back, and the graduation certificate will be issued to you. Teacher Liu smiled: "But remember to bring a graduation speech back, this year's graduate representatives will speak by you." ”
Chen Ziang immediately refused: "No, no, I have taken classes in four years of college for less than a year, how bad it is for me to be on stage." ”
"You don't have such a good opportunity?" Mr. Liu was surprised.
"Where's the good?" Chen Ziang said, "I don't have a career and I don't need to look for a job, so this experience has no effect on me at all." ”
Teacher Liu's words are stopped, why are you justified?
"Alright, you can just come back empty-handed. Finally, Mr. Liu hung up the phone.
After hanging up, the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became.
I didn't feel like I was blackmailing Chen Ziang, but I was told by Chen Ziang that I had committed a crime.
……
In the evening, back home.
Chen Ziang chatted with his wife while teasing the children.
"The school asked me to prepare today, and I refused to speak as a student representative at the graduation ceremony. Chen Ziang said a little proudly.
"Really?" asked Guan Tongtong with some joy.
"Yes, I ......" Chen Ziang was about to say something.
Guan Tongtong shook his arm and said coquettishly: "Husband, then you help me write the manuscript." ”
"Huh?" Chen Ziang wondered: "What draft?"
"The school asked me to speak on behalf of the students at the graduation ceremony, and I prepared my own script. Guan Tongtong said with a smile.
"Damn. Chen Ziang was speechless: "Why do you still have to write a manuscript?"
The wife's requirements are not high, and it is impossible for him to refuse.
If you don't refuse, you can only write.
……
Early July.
Fourth-year students at major colleges and universities across the country have completed their four-year college careers, and intern students have returned to campus from all over the country to attend graduation ceremonies.
It's okay not to go back, but this day is very important for many seniors.
Because after this day, the classmates who have been classmates for four years will go their separate ways, and they may not see each other a few times in their lives, or even once.
Even if someone organizes a party in the future, the appeal will never be as strong as the appeal of the school, and there will definitely be a lot of absences.
At this time, Chen Ziang dormitory.
In the four years of college, the four people in his dormitory have always been the original four.
It's just that he never went back to sleep after that, and occasionally went back to school to sneak into the dormitory and didn't stay overnight.
"Fatty, don't you just graduate, anyway, the three of us are either Youzhou, or around Youzhou, and it is not difficult to see each other in the future. Don't be so sentimental. Jiang Zhixuan was enlightening Lu Haohao, who had a melancholy face.
"That's it, want to see me, a phone call, come and see you right away. Yang Longsheng patted Lu Haohao on the shoulder.
Lu Haohao slapped Yang Longsheng's hand away and said depressedly: "I'm sad after graduation, I'm not sad because of this." ”
"Don't lie to others, and don't kid yourself. Jiang Zhixuan put on a bachelor's hat for Lu Haohao.
Lu Haohao took off his hat and threw it on the ground, lying on the desk and crying: "Is it wrong to be fat, is it wrong to be ugly?"
Yang Longsheng and Jiang Zhixuan were taken aback.
"What's wrong?"
"What's going on?"
After Lu Haohao cried, the two probably understood the reason for Lu Haohao's sadness.
It turns out that this guy has secretly met female netizens twice this year, and they are different female netizens, and their identities are all female netizens who have been dating him online.
The first time I met my online girlfriend, the two made an appointment in a small city in Jizhou.
After Lu Haohao opened the room, he waited for his girlfriend to come over.
As a result, his girlfriend came over, and after seeing his deity, he stayed in the room for a long time, so he excused himself to go out for a walk, and Lu Haohao followed.
After going out for a walk, the woman jumped on the bus and ran.
This hit Lu Haohao.
The second time was even worse, Lu Haohao traveled thousands of miles to Pengcheng and opened a good house.
His online girlfriend in Pengcheng came over, and he didn't eat, so he left him and ran away.
Lu Haohao wanted to go back to Youzhou, but Typhoon "Mangkhut" came.
What's more, he was trapped in the Pengcheng Hotel for two days.
This was the most uncomfortable thing for him.
"Hm, it's not like the tears of graduation, out of love?"
At this time, Chen Ziang entered the dormitory and was surprised to see Lu Haohao crying bitterly.
But he didn't say it.
It wasn't until he listened to Lu Haohao's story that Chen Ziang patted him on the shoulder and said seriously: "Your figure, your appearance, don't fall in love online in the future, really, in the era of appearance is justice, I don't dare to date online." ”
Yang Longsheng, Jiang Zhixuan, and Lu Haohao had "hatred" in their eyes.
Damn, you don't dare to go online for a romantic look, who are you coaxing.
"Because I'm not on camera. Chen Ziang explained.
Then he said: "Find a mature one for online dating, don't look for a little girl, the little girl is the most deceitful now, and she is very face-controlling." ”
"How do you know you've been there?"
The three asked Chen Ziang.
Chen Ziang coughed and said, "My sister-in-law is a little girl, Yan Kong." ”
……
At the graduation ceremony.
Thousands of graduates gathered in the gymnasium.
The students were not too sad, everyone talked and laughed.
Sadness is in the days to come, remembering today's events, remembering the time behind the window.
The leader made a speech and issued a graduation certificate......
Finally, the student representatives spoke.
However, after this link, Mr. Liu came over to find Chen Ziang.
"Lin Siyan is delayed, she is still on the way, she has no time to speak, you go up quickly. Teacher Liu was anxious and helpless.
"Damn!" Chen Ziang was startled, what a: "I didn't prepare a speech." ”
"You just have to say a few words. Teacher Liu was depressed.
"I won't say a few words. Chen Ziang refused: "I will only be nervous!"
"I'm going to give you a research institute!" said Mr. Liu.
"Deal!" Chen Ziang immediately strode onto the stage.
Yang Longsheng, Lu Haohao, and Jiang Zhixuan were all dumbfounded.
Damn, can it still be like this?
In addition, Chen Ziang, you have been in college for four years, especially after your sophomore year, and you have not come back for a few days to take classes, so you are embarrassed to agree to Baoyan?
Chen Ziang really wanted to "go to graduate school", and Guan Tongtong was escorted.
I am surrounded by excellent people, and life is too painful.
On the podium.
Chen Ziang didn't see a trace of panic.
Mr. Liu was so angry that he vomited blood, almost forgetting that he was an actor.
"Hello everyone, I am Chen Ziang. Chen Ziang was calm: "I am very excited and nervous to be able to stand here and speak as a student representative. ”
Cut, what are you nervous about?
There are no students here who don't know Chen Ziang, they all know that he is one of the founders of the Tinder Project, and he is also a singer, actor, and startup company owner......
"The seats are full of pillars of the country, elites from all walks of life, and I am not as good as everyone. Chen Ziang smiled.
The students were ashamed, and some of them booed, hey, who are you as good as?
Chen Ziang continued: "For example, the aerospace hero Yang Yingying, I am not as good as others. ”
Kindness?
Everyone was stunned, I wiped it, how did I go there.
"Yang Yingying went to space at the age of thirty-eight. Chen Ziang said.
Everyone was stunned.
"Ding Junhui won the world championship at the age of fifteen, I am not as good as others. Chen Ziang said.
Yes, yes, but this ......
Chen Ziang continued: "Zhou Yu is thirteen years old and worships the governor of the navy, and I am not as good as others. ”
Rub, everyone feels a little wrong.
Chen Ziang: "Kangxi ascended the throne at the age of six, Bei Bei began to compose at the age of four, and the gourd baby was born to fight goblins. ”
I'm rubbing, what kind of mess is this, everyone kind of understands.
Chen Ziang made his debut as a joker.
This guy is on the waves!
"Hulu Baby" is the fifth comic of Boyu Animation, which was born in May and made into a TV version and broadcast on Zhejiang Satellite TV and Children's Channel.
Chen Ziang: "Everyone has achieved so much, do you think I can not be in a hurry? So, I have been determined since I was a child. I have had a good family upbringing since I was a child. When I was young, my father always taught me that if you want to be a successful person, you must first know what you want. I said I wanted money and beautiful women. ”
The classmates smiled.
Senior Chen Ziang spoke: "Smack, you don't want to fight for things, are you going to want these superficial things?"
Then, he reversed it back: "I repeat, I want a career and love." ”
"Well, that's right. And he learned that his father spoke.
The audience immediately burst into laughter.
The school leaders and Teacher Liu were dumbfounded.
I'll it.
Teacher Liu's face turned red.
This is the stage he shouted Chen Ziang.
Boom or not knock him down?
Teacher Liu was stunned and didn't know what to do.
Chen Ziang: "When I was young, I had a lot of dreams in order to succeed. Initially, I wanted to be a great chemist. Since middle school, I have been studying chemistry hard. I listened carefully in class, completed my homework carefully, and was always the first to stand up and raise my hand to answer the questions raised by the teacher. The teacher asks questions in class. Attention students, what can silicon and water produce?"
After a pause, Chen Ziang raised his hand and shouted, "Wang Batang!"
The classmates laughed.
Chen Ziang: "The teacher is angry. Nonsense, making everyone laugh, what kind of system is it? Heh, teacher, teacher, you give me another chance, give me another chance. ”
Teacher: "I'll give you another chance." ”
Chen Ziang: "Gas, carbon monoxide, toxic gas. ”
Teacher: "Well, that's right. ”
The teacher asked, "What should I do if there is a gas leak at home?"
Chen Ziang made a gesture to light a cigarette: "Smoke a cigarette and calm down." ”
The classmate said that he leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.
Teacher: "Get out and get out!"
Chen Ziang: "The teacher told me that you should stop studying chemistry, because it is too dangerous for you to study chemistry. Later, I became obsessed with literature again, and I wanted to be a great writer. Various literary works from ancient and modern China and abroad, our four traditional Chinese masterpieces, the Three Kingdoms, the Water Margin, the Dream of Red Mansions, and the Journey to the West. How well the Three Kingdoms are written, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Ge'er are brothers with different surnames, one knocks his head on the ground, and protects the Tang Dynasty and the three Tibets to learn scriptures from the West. ”
The students were stunned, what?
Chen Ziang: "Halfway, Liu Bei often bullied Guan Yu, and Tang Sanzang taught him, you monkey." ”
The classmates laughed.
Chen Ziang: "The teacher told me, you better not make a mess of the literary industry, it's too embarrassing, let's do something else." Then I got hooked on music. I want to be a great musician and compose the most beautiful melodies in the world like Bebe. So I found my father. Father, I love music, I want to learn the piano, I want to play the piano, I want to buy a piano. My father looked at me. Kid, if you really like music, you don't have to buy a piano, and it's the same with whistling. ”
The classmates laughed again.
Chen Ziang continued: "So later, every time I saw a beautiful woman, I couldn't help but whistle. ”
The classmates laughed.
Chen Ziang: "Later, I was beaten a lot...... My musical dreams were stifled in the cradle......"
The students leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.
"Why can't my dream come true? I feel very depressed, I feel that I am the most miserable person in the world, if people are unlucky to drink cold water and stuff their teeth, I am in a very bad mood, why can't I?" Chen Ziang reflected: "Later, I realized that after doing so much, there is not a single thing that can be done in a down-to-earth and down-to-earth manner. If you really want to succeed, you must put in your own efforts and labor. Without effort and labor, all dreams are called blind dreams. ”
The students listened attentively.
Chen Ziang: "I can't say empty words anymore, I can't say big words anymore, I want to be down-to-earth and do a real job." Whether it is ten, twenty or thirty years, I have to fight for my dream. There are many examples of late bloomers in front of me, what am I afraid of, Huang Zhong only followed Liu Bei to fight the world at the age of sixty, Jiang Ziya was the prime minister at the age of eighty, She Taijun was in command at the age of one hundred, Sun Wukong was five hundred years old and took the Western Classic, and the White Lady was a thousand years old and fell in love......"
The classmates laughed again.
Chen Ziang: "What am I afraid of, I want to start from what I am good at." Later, I thought about it, and it seems that my greatest strength is that I am not good at it. ”
The classmates laughed again.
Chen Ziang: "But I have a hobby, I like to sing. ”
As he spoke, Chen Ziang beckoned to a spot he had already seen in the audience, where there was a guitar.
Moments later, the guitar sounded, and the audience burst into tears.
It was born!
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