Chapter 168 The real sycophant

"Excuse me, all exempt. Xiao Lingtian chuckled lightly, waved his hand and motioned for everyone to get up, then glanced around and said with a smile: "I and the queen mother came from afar, and I heard the laughter here, what is the good thing? ”

As soon as Xiao Lingtian's words fell, the Queen Mother, who had already set her eyes on Xiao Yichen, had a calf licking in her eyes, and opened her mouth and smiled: "It must be the good grandson of the mourning family, and he is coaxing his younger brothers and sisters to be happy again, is this so?"

"What the imperial grandmother said is that the third brother is giving me and other brothers and sisters a lot of rare gifts, and we are also looking at a new one. Xiao Weigeng bowed down and replied with a smile.

The mourning family said that as soon as the good grandson came back, this deserted palace should also be lively. The Queen Mother, who had a kind smile on her face, stretched out her hand and beckoned Xiao Yichen, "Good grandson, come to the imperial grandmother." ”

Xiao Yichen had already thrown the folding fan to Fu Lin, and at this moment he strode up to the queen mother, stroked his front placket with both hands, knelt on the ground like a gold and jade, and knocked his forehead straight to the ground jade, and then raised his voice and said: "Unfilial grandson, Yichen, can't bear the knees of the emperor's grandmother, please please." ”

"Oh, grandma emperor's good grandson, hurry up, don't you want to feel sorry for grandma?" immediately bent down to support Xiao Yichen's arms, and after the queen mother, whose eyes were red, pulled him up, she had already held her handsome cheeks with both hands, looked at it carefully for a long time, and gently stroked it for a long time, and then said: "Your father and the emperor still want to deceive the mourning family, isn't this another lap of weight loss......?"

"Grandma Huang, my grandson is fine. Jun was full of smiles, raised his hands to hold the old hands, Xiao Yichen pretended to be disgusted and said: "Every time I come back, the imperial grandmother says that the grandson has lost weight, according to this statement, the grandson has long been left with only bones and skin." ”

"Haha...... Little monkey spirit. Grandma Huang feels sorry for you, don't you know?" glared at Xiao Yichen with disgust, and with his support, the Queen Mother slowly walked in the direction of the main seat.

Lowering his body slightly, holding the arm of the Queen Mother with both hands, Xiao Yichen said happily: "No matter how stupid your grandson is, you have to remember the good of the imperial grandmother." No, this time I came back, my grandson pulled two carts of all kinds of rare things to show the imperial grandmother a fresh, but it was a little late to unload it today, and it will be sent to Ci'an Hall early tomorrow morning. Among them, there is a fist-sized snow jade bead, and the royal grandmother must take it by herself, don't deceive others. ”

"Xue Yuzhu, isn't that on some beast in the south of the White Widow?" the Queen Mother asked with interest.

Immediately gave a thumbs up and shook it vigorously in front of the queen mother, Xiao Yichen said seriously: "The imperial grandmother is the imperial grandmother, how can this insight be compared with others." Even if it's a grandson, I only found out about such a treasure a few days ago. Hey, people say that there is an old man in the family, if there is a treasure. Our imperial grandmother's face is eternal, and her youth is always there, where is she old? But how can she be hundreds of millions of times more precious than all the treasures in this world? I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out. ”

"Hahaha, little bastard, can you say that the dead are alive with your mouth, don't you need to be so obvious to pat the sycophants?" Xiao Lingtian, who was depressed and had lost his "right to support" on the side, began to dismantle the stage immediately.

Turning her head and glaring at Xiao Lingtian, the Empress Dowager said unhappily: "The good grandson is changing the law to make my old woman happy, do you still have an opinion? Go and go, don't be annoying here." ”

"Yes, I have a grandson and no son!" Xiao Lingtian spread his hands with a bitter expression, almost wanting to eat the bastard son who was squeezing his eyebrows on the other side to show his "own status".

"Yes, Grandma Huang is right, let's ignore the annoying father. Xiao Yichen didn't have time to look at the old guy's grinning threat, so he continued to support the Queen Mother and walk slowly, and said: "That snow jade bead is produced at the southern end of the White Widow Pole, and there is a place called Bingya Gorge. There lived an ice-armored frost-piercing beast. This monster has a ferocious temperament, but it feeds on frost, which is very strange. And because this kind of monster is extremely rare, and its body is as hard as iron, it is difficult to catch it, so the body of a beast alone can be regarded as a treasure. And when this monster grows up to more than three hundred years old, there is a bead in its body, which is this snow jade bead. It's just that the average bead is only the size of a fingernail and the size of a fist, at least for those over 2,000 years old. ”

"Two thousand years old? That's a rarity. The Queen Mother was obviously attracted and nodded with emotion.

"So, such a big bead was originally a group of white Japanese merchants who wanted to present it to their emperor in exchange for some reward. After all, not to mention whether this bead has a miraculous effect, just being born and raised for 2,000 years is enough to be regarded as a long-lived thing. After Xiao Yichen finished speaking, he showed a flattering smile again, "It's just that the White Emperor, how can He De enjoy this kind of treasure? If he really gets it, then the heavens will definitely send down the damnation." Like this kind of treasure, only the darling of the dragon god like our imperial grandmother can enjoy it. So after Sun Er found out, he asked the caravan in the fief to think of a way, so that those mercenary white merchants could sell it to Sun Er obediently, so that they could be dedicated to the imperial grandmother. Speaking of which, Sun Er still helped the White Emperor, and before his beads were hot, he died on the spot. Hey, without the blessings of our imperial grandmother, you still want to be a treasure of heaven and earth, do you think it's stupid?"

Yu Xiaoxiang, who was not far behind him, understood in his heart, the so-called world's first sycophant Xiao Fulin could be regarded as the second at most, and the real first was flying with a serious sycophant.

The queen mother didn't care whether she was a sycophant or not, she was obviously very happy to be photographed, and nodded again and again and smiled: "What grandson said is true, what he said." ”

"That thing is also very strange, obviously it is from an ice and snow monster, but it is as warm as jade, quietly placed indoors, and there is a fragrance of plum blossoms. The grandson knows that the imperial grandmother likes plum blossoms the most, isn't this what the dragon god wants the grandson to bring to you. So, you must collect it well, and don't rob it to Allure. Xiao Yichen continued with a smile.

"The third brother is talking nonsense, people won't rob the royal grandmother's things. The beauty on the side immediately pursed her lips, grabbed the other side of the queen mother, waved the jade bowl and said, "Grandma Huang, my granddaughter has a baby, show you?"

"Okay, what rare things did you get?" the smiling Queen Mother nodded in agreement.

"Hee-hee, it's beautiful, and it can bounce people away. After taking two steps back, Allure's wrist began to be covered with layers of flame feathers again, and in an instant, it turned into a proud little phoenix.

"Oops, my little Allure has become a real little phoenix. Really good-looking, good-looking. Even the Queen Mother couldn't help but be taken aback by this change, and praised it again and again.

"Hee-hee, you can also bounce people. Seventh brother, don't run, fourth brother~~"

"Little Ancestor, let us go. ”

"Help~~"

"Third brother, don't give her such a scourge in the future. ”

"Hee-hee~~Kill~~~~"