Chapter 318: Little Worship
signed almost the original team at the price of cabbage, and after the rest of the people came up, Tang Juexiao would also find a way to poach people......
Especially called the beast Yi Xiaoxing, he is the soul of the team, and he can be recruited when he has a little experience.
When Tang Juexiao talks to him, maybe the other party feels that "at first sight" and "there is another me on the earth", and then he was abducted for some reason?
Lao Wang has no resistance to being suddenly poached to shoot a small show, he has money to take, and it is related to entertainment, which is great. He has slowly seemed to accept Kim Kardashian recently, and the other party also works in entertainment, so there is a common topic.
It's just that after getting the script, Lao Wang's mentality collapsed all of a sudden, and he felt that he would definitely be mercilessly ridiculed......
"Old Tang, did I owe you anything in my last life?" Lao Wang held the script with a subtle expression.
"One world, two brothers, will I still pit you?"
"Damn, when did you not cheat me? Your fans still suspect that I am a, and looking for a girlfriend is just a cover-up......"
The first victim is not Lao Wang, but Bai Ke.
The second episode of "Never Expected" has two parts, after all, it is quite difficult to shoot a garbage story for 5 minutes, and you can't always add some tidbits to make up time, right?
The first part of the second episode is a job interview for the royal silk carving king sledgehammer, and the second part is that the emperor Liu Bei encountered something, and in order to show his trust in the courtiers, he threw his son Wang Da Hammer, and finally threw Wang Da Hammer to death......
Liu Bei, who played the second act, will take a look at how to shoot the 5-minute comedy drama that Tang Juexiao said.
Bai Ke was wearing a plaid shirt, Tang Juexiao and Fu Mengyao discussed for a while, and specially got him a chicken nest head, with a plaid coat and white-washed jeans, it can be said that the image of royal carved silk is in place......
The royal carved silk laughed at the fat house competitors around him in his heart, and as soon as he called the other party carved silk in his heart, he immediately invited a Chinese beauty to send hot water to the other party, is it okay......
It can be said that it is full of malice!
It was Wang Dazhui's turn to go in for an interview and ask which school, and wanted to answer Harvard, which shocked the other party, but he was a Lanxiang tractor major......
At this time, the world had a great misunderstanding of many professions. For example, driving is a skill, and being a driver is tiring, but it is quite lucrative. Regardless of driving buses, minibuses, trucks, tractors, excavators, hook machines, tower cranes...... are all profitable. In the play, it is said that this is not powerful, but it is just a borrowing of a Lan Xiang joke.
In the process of the boss reading the resume, Wang Dazhui fantasized about getting promoted, getting a salary increase, serving as a CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and finally going to the peak of his life......
Of course, all of this has to be hired first, and then the boss has to think that he is a good person.
First he noticed that the floor was not clean, so he went to sweep it. Then he found out that his boss had nose hair, and after thinking about it, he gave up helping his boss trim his nose hair. Then, he found that the boss's trouser chain was not pulled, and the divine plot appeared......
What if I go to help the boss pull and the boss is a? What if I remind the boss loudly and the employees rush in to watch? So I ......
Wang Dazhui stood up, came to the boss, opened his legs expressionlessly, stretched out his crotch, and pinched the zipper with his hands, pulling up, pulling down, pulling up, pulling down...... He looked like a retarded ...... This is a reminder to the boss......
"Click! perfect!" Tang Juexiao shouted.
Next to him, whether it is Xiao Ai, the old roommate of Bai Ke, or Lao Wang, who has just joined the crew, they all laughed and became mentally retarded. Fu Mengyao looked in other directions embarrassedly.
Bai Ke heard the click, smiled, and continued to recover his mentally retarded expression, pulling up and down...... He was addicted to acting and began to let himself go......
"Your panties aren't covered. Xiao Ai said suddenly.
Bai Ke covered his crotch in fright, knowing how many ladies were present......
"I'm just doing a posture zipper, and I'm not really pulling it, how can I see it inside!"
"Hahahaha, damn retarded!" The fat director laughed on the side.
After a few days of shooting, because Tang Juexiao had seen the finished product, the script was in his brain, and the progress was filmed very fast, unbelievably fast.
This is considered by everyone to be Tang Juexiao's brain-burning "Xueba mode......
The production of this video program is not difficult, that is, the creativity is good and the progress is not surprising.
Tang Juexiao is a layman after all, and the fat director and Fu Mengyao are completely shocked by Tang Juexiao these days. Although Tang Juexiao's things are biased...... But I have to say, this thing is really interesting!
Moreover, Tang Juexiao only listened to some football commentaries and hearsay, and was able to dig out Bai Ke, Xiao Ai, and Zimo, three promising new stars at a glance!
The fat director and Fu Mengyao had a trace of admiration for Tang Juexiao in their hearts......
In fact, Tang Juexiao has a trace of regret in his heart, because "Never Expected" was born ahead of schedule, so some classic passages are gone, such as the paragraph of "The Strongest Than the Miserable King".
In 2012, in a certain domestic music talent show, the contestants were promoted in a way such as being miserable, poor, and disabled......
This is not the selection of poor contestants, poverty alleviation is the pot of the government, but a music talent show took the pot away, and Tang Juexiao was a little confused. 2013 never expected to be born, and it really ironic.
I can't get out now...... It doesn't matter!
Tang Juexiao can foresee that a series of online comprehensives such as "Never Expected" will inevitably increase a large number of Weibo users and topics, and they don't need to be their own players, just advertise, and the meager motivation of stars is against the sky.
When the time is ripe, it's time to start a war with Little Pony, and start making a game with all your might......
The fat cat was also brought here in Los Angeles, and when he opened the canned cat food, the fat cat Loulou immediately came over slowly, and let Tang Juexiao masturbate while eating the cans.
Fu Mengyao finished filming her clip, opened the door and entered the house, and said happily: "Old Tang, the crew discussed during the day today, and they want to build a V number of the crew on Weibo, called Wanxingren!
"Meow~"
"Good. ”
Fu Mengyao changed her shoes: "I found that Lao Tang, you are not an ordinary visionary, all of the Wanxing people are talents, and you have made the Wanxing People's Congress V, and the appeal will be even more amazing when the time comes, which can attract talents in the industry to join, and it will become a snowball effect...... But speaking of which, the most powerful thing is Weibo itself. A while ago, some people confessed through Weibo, well, this thing is half good and half bad, although some people have been chased, but personal information has also been leaked, many people have not thought about how much trouble doxing will bring to some people...... However, there are still a lot of powerful aspects of it, I have a friend who plays photography, thinking that she will be poor for three generations, but what she shoots is favored by the photography industry. There is also a friend who dreams of opening a café and has also found someone to invest. Some people say that Tang, you are China's Gates and China's Zuckerberg, which ...... It's still somewhat reliable. ”
Fu Mengyao's tone was a little admiring.
I have done news, and now I am doing shows to make people laugh, and I have discovered so many new stars, and the news channel can also help people get jobs and realize people's dreams......
Since Tang Juexiao wants to fight with Brother Xiao Ma and make a game, he is destined to be infamous in the future. And there will be flaws, which are easy to break.
Brother Xiao Ma chose to take refuge in the government......
Tang Juexiao touched his fat cat and looked at the small jar of cat food, which was a meal for more than a dozen mountain children.
"Little Fu. ”
"Huh, what's the matter?"
"Have you found a problem. There are many rich people in China, but there are also many people who don't have food to eat. Many children in mountainous areas have to climb mountains and cross rivers to go to distant places to attend classes, and they are just tired and tired, and some of them are unable to even eat enough...... Have you ever heard of bottled porridge? It's bottled porridge with mineral water and it's used to make school lunches, and that's what many kids do. ”
Fu Mengyao, who was still very happy just now, suddenly stopped talking.
After a while, she said, "Shall we donate some money?"
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