Bai Lu hurriedly dodged and retreated, but before he could stand on his feet, he was bumped into by a hurried figure.

The man was facing away from Bai Lu and yelling at another girl: "If you dare to put potassium cyanide, I will post your nude photos on the school website!!"

Why are there chickens and dogs jumping everywhere early in the morning!?(?⊙ω⊙)?

Bai Lu didn't know what potassium cyanide was, but the meaning of this was obvious, it had the effect of "poisoning", and the girl who wanted to hang the other party's nude photos on the school Internet was not good at stubble, and the technology of people's black roommates' computers was obviously not negotiable.

"Ahh

Bai Lu went back to the dormitory again, compared to the quarrel on the left next door full of debris, and the potassium chloride war next door next door to the topless photos, she felt that she and Ye Meimei, who was in a state of paranoia during the day, could still barely be in the same room, isn't it just pretending to be crooked, the left ear is in and the right ear is out.

Otherwise, if the neighbors outside the door really put some big moves, they would not have expected it.

But listening to the crooked pretense is enough to test the endurance of the little heart.

"Chen Xi, what is the new topic arranged by your mentor?"

Bai Lu was stunned, didn't she just ask this last night, Ye Meijing still has intermittent amnesia?

"No notice, what about you?"

"We study the history of the Ming Dynasty, and the topic is selected in the history of the Ming Dynasty, and I ......" Ye Meijing was stuck in the middle of speaking.

Bai Lu turned around and looked at the screen again, laughing again?

Is this the rhythm of repeating yesterday's "distress": "My family bought me a limited collector's yacht, but I don't have time to test drive"?

Bai Lu guessed wrong this time, because Ye Meijing's "luxury troubles" have been upgraded:

"Our family arranges to go on a space trip next week, but I just have my menstrual period next week, and it is inconvenient to go to space without gravity to play, but my brother said that this is a family activity and must be participated~ Hey, I'm really entangled. ”

The corners of Bai Lu's mouth twitched, has the spaceship of 2040 become an ordinary way of travel for the global public!?

Without Bai Lu's words at all, Ye Meijing has continued her fixed pattern: "But I am the little princess of the whole family." If I don't want to go, the house will definitely reschedule, well... Then I won't go on a space trip next week......"

Hehe, it's not "not going". It's "rescheduled", Bai Lu is wondering, whether the stalk of "space travel" will be used again in the future.

The sound of the dispute outside the door gradually became quieter, and Bai Lu could not hear the points of contention such as "dead rats", "ghost tunes", "potassium cyanide", and "hanging nude photos". Get up and get ready to head into the Resident Director's office.

When passing through the dormitory where the physical education department and psychology were combined, Bai Lu's footsteps paused again, because a certain girl was hanging upside down on the beam above the door, like a bat sleeping upside down during the day, that posture was standard.

Correspondingly, in the room is a girl holding a tablet reading data "...... percent of the blood supply to the brain"

Bai Lu trembled, quickened her pace, and hurried downstairs.

Out of the 4 buildings, Bai Lu obviously felt that when she just came out of the building, the flow of people seemed to divide her way. However, as more and more people walked to the main road, it became less obvious, and Bai Lu didn't know if he was too sensitive.

The office of the director of the dormitory management department is on the fifth floor of the administration building, and when Bai Lu knocked on the door and entered, there were already two students who were responding to the situation with the director:

"If we continue to do this in the 101 dormitory downstairs, we really can't go upstairs!"

When Bai Lu heard it, could it be that every building has a "clean door god"?

"Although thrift is a virtue, the entrance of the building is full of waste plastic bottles and beer bottles, which is very dirty!"

Ahh

"It's still so hot, mosquitoes, ants, and everything are attracted by the residue of the drink and are flying around. Every time we go upstairs, we can smell strange smells, and cockroaches crawl all over the ground, making the whole building smoky!"

Hearing this, Bai Lu understood. The students on the first floor accumulated used beverage bottles to sell, but the other people in the same building were dissatisfied with the hygiene conditions they brought, so they responded to the director of the dormitory department to ask for a mandatory solution.

The head of the dormitory is a middle-aged man in his forties, slightly chubby, with a bald head in the shape of a "Mediterranean" and glasses with rust-red metal rimmes. Like a pedant and like a politician.

"I already know your reaction, so let's fill out another reaction form, and I'll go and talk to the students in that dormitory this week, what about this dormitory... We still have to get along in harmony, whether we are in the same dormitory, on the same floor, or in the same building, everyone should try to have as few conflicts as possible, and live happily!

The head of the dormitory said it very beautifully, and the two boys who seemed to be from the undergraduate department were sent away with gratitude.

It was Bai Lu's turn.

"Classmate, what's the matter?"

Bai Lu saw that this attitude was not bad, so he made an opening sentence: "Hello director, I am a second-year student in the School of History and Letters." ”

"Oh! It's a second year of research!" The director was obviously enthusiastic: "Those two students just now are also from the School of History and Letters, your junior." ”

"Kenichi?"

"No, it seems like a freshman or a sophomore. "It seems that the head of the dormitory doesn't remember it clearly.

"Freshmen haven't come yet, have they?" asked Bai Lu.

"That's the sophomore. The director of the dormitory picked up the situation response form submitted by the two boys and took a look: "Well, the sophomore, the boys' dormitory, don't pay attention to hygiene, so there are a bunch of problems." ”

Bai Lu smiled, there will be many problems if you don't pay attention to hygiene, but there will also be some problems if you pay too much attention to hygiene, such as cleanliness to the point that even the shallow footprints on the corridor have to be wiped off with alcohol balls to disinfect, and the people who enter the building are also drunk.

However, this is not today's topic, so there is no need to mention it for the time being.

"Director, I also have some dormitory problems that I want to reflect. ”

"Oh good, let's talk. The director had a better attitude towards the girls: "Did you quarrel with your roommate because of hygiene?" Or is the dormitory network always broken?"

The corners of Bai Lu's mouth twitched, it seems that there are often girls who come to the director to report trivial disputes in the dormitory.

"No, I'm going to say it's a serious situation. "Let's get vaccinated first.

"It's more serious? Could it be that your roommate brought your boyfriend back to the dormitory for the night!?" The dormitory director smiled slightly: "Which building!?

Bai Lu took a deep breath and said, "It's not about taking your boyfriend back to the dormitory for the night, but ...... I suspect my roommate has multiple paranoia plus split personality!"-

Author's note: First update. (To be continued.) )