Chapter Eighty-Five: This Catastrophe
If he really has zero acting skills, I can save it again.
But his acting skills are not zero, they are negative!
Brother, what you've learned in the past two weeks is how not to be a qualified actor!
Since graduating, this assistant brother has joined Deng Xiaogang's team, and the newcomer who can be photographed by Deng Dabeard is also quite talented in school.
In the past year, he has followed Deng Dabeard to the north and south, and the assistant brother boasts that he is also well-informed, what kind of characters have not been seen, and what kind of actors have not been contacted.
He himself has also taken on some commercials, served as a director, and has made some achievements, and has met a lot of all kinds of "talents".
Xiaomi, who was directly stuffed by investors, wants to play with a fresh rich second generation, and well, her cousin who is in high school.
Which of these people has a foundation in acting?
Isn't that under his own constant clicking, he finished filming the commercial film smoothly?
Once, the assistant brother thought that he was talented, and he would eventually be able to become an evergreen tree in the Chinese film industry like Deng Dabeard, and become a top director who perfectly integrates business and art, leaving one after another commendable and box office blockbusters, leaving a strong mark in the history of Chinese film!
Until he met Chen Guang.
Regardless of whether it is the expression school, the method school or the most extreme experience school, the assistant brother also thinks that he has talked to Chen Guang in simple terms, and has done a very good personal demonstration, and at the same time, he has also spent a lot of thought to interpret the state of the soy sauce deputy general that Chen Guang wants to play.
You are a lieutenant general, and the lord you respect extremely much in your heart was humiliated by the opposing commander in the scolding formation, how should you feel at this time?
Angry! Unwilling! Hate the other party! With a strong urge to fight, I want to fight with the other party for 300 rounds, so as to save the dignity of the main general!
"Look at my expression, what a person should look like when he is angry, his eyes are wide open, his nostrils are slightly open, his lips are slightly long, and he is gritting his teeth. Come on, you look at my expression first, you come and try it in this mirror. ”
This is the technique of the Epixiàn school.
"Your nostrils are too wide, you remind me of Erkang, my nostrils are almost covering my face, can we shrink a little?"
"Brother, you call it hysteria, not anger. ”
"Brother, the mirror is scared to cry by you. ”
"Okay, for a person who has no foundation, it's indeed a bit difficult to use the table xiàn faction to act, let's change the way of thinking, Brother Chen Guang, who is the person you respected the most since you was a child?"
Chen Guang shook his head, "It's my father, uh, Brother Yang, wait a minute." I know what you want to say, you definitely want to say, you imagine that he is being humiliated and what expression should be used to face it. You may really say a few cursed words to demonstrate, but, Brother Yang, my temper is usually very talkative, but I can't hear people say that my parents are not. No kidding, I can't really say this, otherwise you can take another person as an example, I'm really embarrassed. ”
When the assistant brother named Yang Xi heard this, he also rolled his eyes secretly in his heart, if you hadn't been called by Director Deng personally, I really wanted to strangle you!
Yang Xi was helpless, "Then let's change the choice, your elementary school Chinese teacher, how about it?"
Chen Guang was silent, "That's my mother." ”
In the end, it was Chen Guangzi's distant cousin who lay down the gun, of course, it was useless, in fact, it was really replaced by Chen Guang's parents, I am afraid that it was not only useless, but Yang Xi might have to go to the hospital to recuperate for a while.
Well, the methodists also avalancheed.
Experiential?
Yang Xi just wanted to say two words, hehe.
God is really merciful, when Yang Xi was about to collapse, it was time for lunch.
The short break saved him from a broken mind, but it gave him even more terrible nightmares.
The reason is very simple, Deng Dabeard walked over here with a boxed lunch.
Deng Dabeard walked and stuffed rice into his mouth, and at the same time greeted the crew members who passed by, the step was very slow, but every time he slashed, it was a blunt knife cut in Yang Xi's heart, which made him twitch and throb.
Chen Guang also knew that his performance this morning was really bad, and the whole two hours of dying struggles made him realize a cruel reality.
In this world, there are indeed people who are born actors, and when they stand in front of the camera, they are alive and well.
However, there are still people in this world, who are born non-actors, and when they stand in front of the camera, it is a tragedy.
Unfortunately, the tragedy was himself.
After two weeks of hard study, there was no use for eggs, leaving only scars all over the ground.
If you want to say that he is also helpless, he is abducted and deceived on weekdays, and he talks nonsense when he opens his eyes, and he has no pressure to do these things.
Although he was repeatedly hit when he practiced his acting skills in the past two weeks, and was jokingly called the worst acting skills in history by his classmates, Chen Guang still insisted that it was possible for him to become a qualified actor, and they were just making a harmless joke with himself.
But after chatting with Yang Xi for so long today, he finally knew that he was wrong, and he was ridiculously wrong.
The White Lady, these open-mouthed scumbags, are not joking, they are right! They are serious!
Shame! Despair!
Chen Guang also worked very hard, thinking about that scene in his mind, thinking that he was that person, and he knew very well what kind of expression he should make in that state, but when it came to actual operation, no matter how good he felt about himself, when Yang Xi showed him a mirror to himself, he felt that he was not acting in a play, but a piece of dead pork that had been frozen in the refrigerator for a year.
The drama in this play is not the same as the drama of life!
But he really doesn't want to give up this opportunity, even if he recognizes that he has no talent to be an actor, he can't just wave goodbye to 100,000 oceans!
"Boy, how is it? After practicing all morning, it has some results, right? Yang Xi is a good seedling of directors I picked up from Chinese opera, although he is not very old, but he is a good hand at training actors. You can also see, I'm so busy that I can't move the nest, I really can't come out to pick you up, don't mind me!" Deng Dabeard sat on the stool next to Chen Guang, scribbling rice while smiling.
This morning's shooting went very smoothly, Deng Dabeard was also in a good mood, the whole person looked red, and when he was talking, the beard on his chin was shaking with rice, which was very funny.
He was not injured under the curse of beating the villain......
Chen Guang raised his head and squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying, "Uncle......!
Deng Xiaogang interrupted him and patted Chen Guang on the shoulder, "Don't be polite to me, of course, you have to do a good job for me, although there is only a thirty-second shot, but in fact, many people have broken their heads." It's not complicated, it's just a thirty-second panoramic shot, and you're just caught in the pile, as long as the expression is basically in place, it's fine. I see that you kid is a ghost and elf, such a simple thing can be done well in a moment! Your body is simply a natural martial arts material, I am optimistic about you. Yang Xi, I'll hand him over to you. After filming this group, there will be a shot of Chen Guang below, you have to take him well for me, otherwise I will only ask you!"
Deng Xiaogang left after speaking, he was really busy, and he had no time to eat.
Deng Dabeard's last sentence turned into a sharp knife and slammed it into Yang Xi's heart.
Chen Guang and Yang Xi looked at each other, but they were also helpless, and they sighed together, they were destined to have this catastrophe!
At this time, Jin Shiyue and Jiang Yage walked together again.
Chen Guang and Yang Xi's eyes lit up together.