Fang Zheng rolled his eyes and replied: "If the poor monk knows, will he still use this mountain to become a monk?" If he really wants to listen to the poor monk's guidance, the poor monk can only tell him that there is still a place on the opposite mountain, and he can go and see it. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The red boy immediately sent it.

Zhao Datong was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses, and said with a bitter face: "Master, didn't you say that if you ask for Buddha, you can also ask for marriage? ”

"The poor monk is not a Buddha, you are asking for the wrong thing. Fang Zheng replied.

Zhao Datong thought about it and asked, "Master, is there really nothing you can do?"

Fang Zheng shook his head, the red boy saw that Fang Zheng didn't speak, his big eyes rolled, the ghost idea came, he smiled, imitated Fang Zheng's tone and said: "Yes, people have no face and are invincible in the world, if you want face, the scenery on the opposite side of the mountain is not bad." ”

Although the red boy has never been in love, he has never been in love. But after looking at the mobile phone for so long, I understand the truth somewhat, chasing girls, patience is important, but cheekiness is especially important, otherwise you will work hard for a thousand years, wait silently, and what you are waiting for is just an invitation to the other party's marriage. Only by being cheeky and showing your attitude, no matter whether the other party refuses or not, at least what you do, she will see it in her eyes, remember it in her heart, and understand what you mean, and will not be ignored or misunderstood. This also increases the chances of the drip stone being worn otherwise...... Huh.

Although Red Boy has never been in love, he thinks it is very fun to help people fall in love, so he didn't tell Fang Zheng about this product, and secretly pointed out the country to Zhao Datong.

Zhao Datong listened to the words of "Fangzheng", his brows were tightly locked, and he always felt that something was wrong. But if you think about it carefully, it seems that this is indeed the case, why don't you try it?

In the evening, when Fang Zheng was about to go to bed, he put his mobile phone back, lay on the bed, and browsed the latest news at random.

At this moment, Fang Zheng suddenly received a message from Zhao Datong, it was a photo, and there was an additional message below: "Master, it turns out that my skin is still not thick enough, and it will be swollen with a slap......"

Fang Zheng was stunned, what does this mean, and flipped through the chat history......

"Pure heart!" a roar came from the square meditation room.

Not long after, the crisp and pleasant sound of a big slap spanking resounded in the sky, accompanied by the cry of a bear child......

Fang Zheng finished fighting, thundered, and the red boy squatted pitifully on the side with his buttocks covered, looking at Fang Zheng.

Lone wolves, monkeys, and squirrels were so frightened that they honestly squatted on the side and didn't say a word.

Fang Zheng snorted: "Pure heart, do you know what is wrong?"

Red Boy said, "Master, I also learned it from the Internet, do I want to help him too?" ”

"Have you ever been in love?" asked Fang Zheng, rolling his eyes.

The red boy snapped his fingers, broke them one by one, and said: "If it is a female partner, I have more than a hundred, if it is to have children, there is none, if it is to serve tea and pour water, eat and serve, I have dozens, and dozens are used for dancing...... Master, what kind of eyes do you have, and why do I feel cold?"

Fang was like the big bad wolf looking at the little white rabbit, and said to the monkey badly: "Jingzhen go and get the broom of the Sprinkler family, today the Sprinkler family will be killed!"

Not long after, there was a shout from the courtyard: "Master, what's wrong with me, don't chase ......"

"Stop! Dare to bully a single dog? You haven't been bitten, have you?"

"Master, I'm telling the truth, I'm not lying?"

"So Master only hits, don't run!"

"Kill, help......"

……

After a period of play, Fang Zheng returned to the meditation room, opened WeChat and looked at it, and was dumbfounded.

"Master, you're too awesome! This slap was not in vain, it's done!" Zhao Datong's words were followed by an extremely excited expression.

Fang Zheng was completely speechless, is this okay?

Fang Zheng replied: "It's really done?"

"It's done, the goddess just asked me if it hurts and asked me to go downstairs. I went, and she said she promised me...... Before, it was because I was too nervous, subconsciously. Ha ha...... I'm out of single, I have a girlfriend, lalalala......" Zhao Datong sent a message excitedly. As a result, when the second article was sent again, I was stunned to find that it was blocked!

"What's going on?" Zhao Datong scratched his head in confusion and said to himself.

At this moment, Fang Zheng looked out the window with a bitter face: "Is today the Dog Abuse Day......?" When can it be vulgar? ”

As he spoke, Fang Zheng fell asleep.

There was nothing to say all night, and the next day, with the words of the big rooster under the mountain: "Open the whole!"

Everyone on the mountain got up, cleaned up, cooked, and finished the road, and after the red boy and the squirrel were miserable, one carrying two large buckets and the other carrying a temporary water bowl, went down the mountain. The punishment that deserves is absolutely indispensable!

Fang Zheng sat under the Bodhi tree, looking at the scriptures with peace of mind, and pilgrims kept entering the door, seeing that Fang was reading the scriptures, and did not disturb Fang Zheng. It's been so long, and everyone has become accustomed to the rules of the temple. The rule of the temple is that everyone is free to do so. There are no fortune tellers here, no spirit talismans, Buddha beads and horses. The only thing to do is to put on the incense, make a wish, and leave. If you want to burn high incense, you only need to take high incense and stuff 200 yuan into the merit box yourself, and no one cares about this.

This kind of thing, no one will secretly take high incense and not give money. Make a wish, it only works if you ask for it sincerely. Secretly took high incense and didn't give money, or under the nose of the Bodhisattva, he made a wish to become a ghost.

There were a lot of pilgrims today, but after this meeting in the morning, there were gradually fewer pilgrims, and finally there was no one left.

Fang Zheng didn't care, just then, a young man ran in, looking very anxious, entered the Buddhist hall, burned incense, and then knelt down and began to speak. That's right, everyone else is silently praying in their hearts, this guy opened his mouth directly. The monkey looked at Fangzheng, meaning, whether to stop it or not.

Fang Zheng shook his head, he was also curious, what was this guy going to say.

The man knelt there and said, "Hello Bodhisattva, my name is Pan An, well, it is that ancient beautiful man, Pan An, who is extremely intelligent." My name is good, and I'm not bad, but I don't know why, I'm just too lazy to work. A while ago, my family introduced me to a few jobs, and I went, I was so tired that I didn't do it by anyone. You know what? The factory actually made me work 10 hours with only half an hour of rest in between, and that was done by people?

Hey, I ask myself that I still have talent, but why are I so poor? Bodhisattva, I don't want to be rich and rich, but you can show me the way. I'm not afraid of being tired, I just want to find a job, pay and return proportional to the job, all say a finger temple of the Bodhisattva spirit, I specially ran over, begged the Bodhisattva, introduce me to a good job. It's better to be the kind of ...... that works less, earns more money, and is stress-free all the way up."

PS: At present, I owe 3 chapters to Brother Da Fei, 5 chapters to Miss Haidilao Snow, and I owe a total of eight chapters. ：