Chapter 68: Spoof the same table
The Jinling Art Examination Preliminary Examination, the process went very fast, and there were not many people who applied for the exam.
Although Nanyi only recruits 20 directing students, there are less than 200 candidates who have signed up.
After the first test, the second test result will be available the next day.
And Chen Ziang had already arrived in Songjiang Mansion the next day to participate in the professional art examination for directing the play.
After receiving the notice of the second examination of Nanyi's directorial major, he ran back to Jinling non-stop that day.
After the second test in Jinling, the second test for the play also came.
He immediately rushed back to Songjiang Mansion.
The second test here is over, and Nanyi's third test is coming again.
Chen Ziang vomited blood and immediately rushed to Jinling again.
Nanyi's three trials ended, and the three trials of the play came as scheduled.
"Nima, you have negotiated. Chen Ziang was non-stop sad and ran back to Songjiang Mansion.
After the three trials this time, there was finally no news for the time being.
Chen Ziang packed his bags and returned to Lin'an, came out for a week, and if he didn't go back, his mother wouldn't spare him.
The day before yesterday, she called Chen Ziang and cried, why didn't she know to come back as soon as she went out.
Sure enough, as soon as he came back and entered the house, Shi Jia hugged him and cried.
Since childhood, mother and son have rarely been separated for so long.
In the past, Chen Ziang was still young and fostered his old family, but his hometown was not too far, and the green train used to take three hours to arrive, and Shi Jia rushed back overnight every Friday or Monday, just to see his son more.
"Mom, don't cry. Chen Ziang was guilty and distressed.
"Baby, why are you so thin?" Shi Jia touched Chen Ziang's cheek, tears in her eyes.
Chen Ziang was very hard, he didn't check the art examination rules of Nanyi and Shangju, and tossed him.
The money he borrowed from Dai Shuai was almost spent by him, and in the past two days, he sometimes ate instant noodles to satisfy his hunger, afraid that the money would not be enough to spend.
In Youzhou, he also found a fast hotel with quality assurance, and after returning to Jinling and Songjiang Mansion, he also found a fart, which was too expensive, so he found a hotel for dozens of yuan a night.
Anyway, I can't read any books when I come back at night, and I don't have many code words, so I can fall asleep when I turn my head upside down.
It's good to get home, eating fragrant rice and sleeping in a warm bed, Chen Ziang is satisfied.
The fly in the ointment is that Shi Jia didn't leave his room at night, lying next to him and talking to him as if he couldn't finish talking.
Chen Ziang was tired enough for a week, and he fell asleep while talking.
The next morning, wake up on time and go to school.
After arriving at the school, the acting commander grabbed him and didn't let go.
"Brother, tell me honestly, are you getting along with my sister?"
"Don't talk nonsense. Chen Ziang absolutely didn't admit it, he knew that Guan Tongtong would not tell Dai Shuai, for fear that Dai Shuai would expose his stuffing and let his surrogate father and mother know.
The surrogate father and mother know, and Guan Tongtong's parents are likely to know.
Once they know, Chen Ziang and Guan Tongtong both understand that they will definitely beat the mandarin ducks.
If the acting commander is like that, the father and the mother will not care, and the two families originally had this meaning, depending on the child's creation.
But they didn't expect that Dai Shuai didn't mean that, and they were very afraid of Guan Tongtong.
Guan Tongtong even felt that the acting commander was bad and couldn't look down on it.
Chen Ziang, who was killed halfway, made Guan Tongtong have a good impression, and he has experience in the love scene, and his immunity to beautiful women is actually worse than that of inexperienced boys, so he directly got on the boat first and then bought a ticket.
Guan Tongtong is very rare to him now.
Chen Ziang secretly rejoiced later, if she went further at that time and ate Guan Tongtong, it would be a big trouble, and it would definitely affect her study.
Once it affects her studies, distracts her, and keeps thinking about him, she will definitely find some clues at home.
"I'm talking nonsense?" Dai Shuai didn't believe it, and put on a reason for suspicion: "Guan Tongtong used to look for me all the time, although he was embarrassed to ask you about it directly, but he thought I didn't know." Since the Chinese New Year, you said that you contacted her, and she has not taken the initiative to find me again. This time you went to Youzhou, she didn't even bother to reply to my messages, and she either didn't answer the phone or warned me not to affect her study, I was really confused. ”
Chen Ziang snickered, but said seriously: "I went to Youzhou Guan Tongtong to invite me to dinner, we talked a lot, agreed to see you after the college entrance examination, and when the time comes, she must be admitted to the ideal university, she probably has to study seriously." ”
Dai Shuai is suspicious, is this the case?
After the second class in the morning, Chen Ziang went to the podium and was about to record a video again.
The students cheered, they couldn't wait.
"Long time no see. Chen Ziang stood on the podium, happy from the bottom of his heart, traveling to three cities in a week, seeing strangers who were wary of each other, and his nerves were tense all the time.
When I returned to the campus, I realized the simplicity and happiness of the campus.
Liu Yuneng had already waited with his mobile phone.
Chen Ziang didn't talk much nonsense, he chatted with everyone very easily, and said: "Everyone knows, I got my driver's license, I have a car at home, and I drove to the bank with Shuai Shuai last week to deposit New Year's money, and the car was temporarily parked on the side of the road." ”
The classmates laughed and began to open their eyes and talk nonsense, we don't know if you have a car at home, but we know that the deputy handsome in the class is the youngest, followed by you, you seem to be eighteen years old next month, where did you get your driver's license?
You must be at least 18 years old to get a driver's license.
The acting marshal was also stunned.
"In order to be afraid of the traffic police fine, I left Shuai Shuai to watch the car, and told him that the traffic police who checked illegal parking came to tell me, I went in a few minutes, and sure enough, the traffic police came, Shuai Shuai broke into the bank and yelled loudly: Big brother, the police are coming, go quickly!"
"Haha. ”
"Poof~"
The classmates laughed, handsome and handsome were so stupid.
Chen Ziang said bitterly: "Nima, there are dozens of people in a huge hall, there was silence for a moment, and then the crowd poured out of the bank like a flood, and then, I was pressed to the ground by five or six security guards. ”
"Poof~"
Everyone is happy to lean forward and backward, not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates!
The acting marshal was embarrassed and was spoofed.
Chen Ziang continued: "A misunderstanding, I seriously doubted Shuai Shuai's IQ when I came back, and then gave him a Chinese homework question for primary school students, asking to connect the following four sentences with related words, the first sentence is that Sister Li is paralyzed, the second sentence is Sister Li's tenacious study, the third sentence is that Sister Li has learned many foreign languages, and the fourth sentence is that Sister Li has learned acupuncture. ”
Everyone smiled and looked at the deputy marshal.
Did you spoof the deputy marshal again?
Chen Ziang continued: "The correct answer should be: Although Sister Li is paralyzed, she studied tenaciously and not only learned many foreign languages, but also learned acupuncture. ”
The students listened quietly.
Chen Ziang said helplessly: "As a result, Shuai Shuai wrote to me: Although Sister Li tenaciously learned acupuncture and many foreign languages, she was still paralyzed. ”
"Puff~"
"Haha......"
The classmates hugged their stomachs and smiled, and Dai Shuai touched his face.
Chen Ziang looked angry and said: "I said to reconnect, Shuai Shuai thought for a long time, and gave me another answer: Sister Li not only learned a foreign language, but also learned acupuncture, she studied so tenaciously that she was finally paralyzed." ”
The classmates banged the table and laughed, making Dai Shuai's face almost red with a smile.
Chen Ziang said again: "I can't help it, tell Shuai Shuai, give you one last chance." Shuai Shuai scratched his ears and cheeks, and after racking his brains, he gave me another answer: Sister Li learned many foreign languages and acupuncture through tenacious study, but she paralyzed herself according to a foreign language version of an acupuncture book!"
"Poof~"