A long, long time ago, in fact, it wasn't that long. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Human beings have different algorithms for time, and the length of history they perceive is naturally not the same.

Not seen for a day, such as every other three autumns.

And the three days of Shibei should be impressive.

So, whether a person's change will take a long 9 autumns or a thousandth of a day, these are not problems in the face of the great Chinese character civilization.

It was a long, long time ago, but it wasn't that long, it was about 10 hours ago. How long is 10 hours? While I'd love to describe it as a year, I actually think I should use a more accurate word, a second is eternal. Even now has gone through a long and exciting, ah, wrong, long and frightening time. Looking back, it makes people shudder unconsciously.

.....

There is always some remnant of the architecture of the ancient city. However, for me now, these legacies are just superficial illusions. In my shallow consciousness, as thin as extraterrestrial oxygen, I have almost nothingness in my memory. I should still be in the waning period after a hangover, and the board book that filled the entire blackboard showed my high school composition skills to the fullest. However, none of this is the point. The point is that now I have opened my eyes, but I can't see any light. The sober consciousness is a good transmission of the fact that I can't move. And the tower clock that was built in my home, which only chimes at 8 p.m., has reverberated accurately and melodiously.

Somewhat narcissistic, my brilliant writer's instinct had already made me guess the calamity that was about to befall me.

It's 8 p.m., and as far as I can remember, the time to lose consciousness is 8 a.m. Obviously, this 12-hour blank is the reason why I can't see any light, and I don't see it for a day, like every other autumn. And half a day is a half autumn, counting the leap year is exactly 548 days. Shibei should be impressed in three days, no matter who is scratched, after being scratched 183 times, he will be like me, scratched blind.

The second episode, whether it's a novel or an anime, put a 5-minute plot first, and after the op is broadcast, it's king at the beginning!!

A long, long time ago, not that long, probably a minute ago. Although I couldn't see any light when I opened my glasses, my waking consciousness conveyed the fact that I couldn't move. However, I can still feel it clearly. The cause of blindness is due to the presence of an eye patch strapped to the face at the moment. After the bell echoed, the awake consciousness smelled the faint fragrance that permeated the air through the body's only surviving sense of smell. It is as strong as magnolia, but it does not have the pungent concentration of magnolia.

No, it should be said that the opposite is true, a strong but fresh taste.

If there is an accurate word to define this taste, it must be body odor. If you give a definition of this body odor. Then, I can tell you clearly that after Gu Xinyu took a bath, the orchid-scented shampoo mixed with its own body fragrance to form its unique fragrance.

That's right, I've already understood. The only person who can take me away from a group of demons and imprison me in this domineering way is my nominal girlfriend, the childhood sweetheart who grew up together, the legendary queen Gu Xinyu.

"Well, Xin Yusang? ”

"Ahh I don't want to be accosted by my ** who is now sniffing and tying your face like a dog. ”

"Like a dog? What kind of scissors are you? What dog in this world would be kidnapped for no apparent reason. No, wait a minute, Nani!!..... tied to my face It's Xinyu's **?!Well, this touch is felt through the slight tremor of the facial muscles. It's not wrong, it's indeed Xinyu's**, and judging from the difference between this **smell and the smell in the room, it should be taken off directly and tied to my face after I got home. Well..... Ale, it's dawn. ”

If I had to describe the joy of getting light, I would say that I was stunned by the scene in front of me, but I could only describe it as "so beautiful." Although our queen is still wearing the bear pajamas that hide her tall and proud figure as always, and from the hands hidden behind her back, you can faintly see the black **edge**. But at this moment, the blushing little face, the face that looks a little annoyed and angry, in my eyes, can probably only be described by the simple and unpretentious word "too beautiful".

Hmph, it's so tender. In the long war of oppression, I have seen through all the plot developments, and I have already found a way to victory. Although Xinyu seems to be very bold in some aspects, infinitely magnifying the shame caused by these bold behaviors can easily defeat these tsunderes.

Gu Xinyu, who seemed to have calmed down the shyness in her heart and regained her true colors as a queen, smiled as elegant and fiery as ever when facing Yi Duyan. The arrogant and aggressive gaze, almost vertically looking at Yi Duyan, who was stuffed in a special pillow cover outside his head, tied with a beautiful string like a dumpling sold on the Dragon Boat Festival, and couldn't even squirm on the bed, supported his face with one hand, and sighed lightly with sympathy.

"Ah, glad? It seems that you don't know your condition. ”

"It seems that next time, I'm going to change my father's **. Alas, I spoil you so much, do you give too much benefits. ”

Ha, violently knocking people unconscious, restricting the freedom of being a person in your dictionary, is it actually the meaning of pet? You've got a little too big. Wait a minute, Daddy's, Daddy's...**!! Girl, Middle-aged Uncle's filthy, drunken-stinking, more than equal to the lethality of an atomic bomb! This is no longer a welfare level, this is the same as a black dog running around in flower pants, it is completely a cheat.

"Sorry, I was wrong. You really spoil me too much, the little one can't stand the toss or accept the ** benefits honestly. Xinyu, let me out when you've had enough, you always have to solve the following physiological problems. Don't worry, I won't blame you for anything. ”

"Yes. ”

"What do you have to do with Xiaoxue?"

"Xiaoxue? Eh, could it be Yue Xiaoxue. ”

"Ah, it's so intimate in the morning, have you forgotten it now, what a merciful man. ”

"Eh, uh!! the reason why I was tied like a zongzi was because I called Yue Xiaoxue's name in the morning. ”

"Yes, I see. Looks like I ate flying vinegar once. You should be honored that no one but you would let me be jealous like this. ”

What would it be like to eat vinegar a little bit? Will it be like to start a war three times and then destroy the world? Even if the co-workers who died because of their good friends Zhu Rong back then were just knocking down Buzhou Mountain. However, the most pitiful thing is Nuwa Niangniang, who was forced to make up the sky, and later she was really bored, so she sent Daji to play a "palace". After that, there was a typical boring drama to pass the time in the Celestial Empire.

"You won't blame me for what you say, do you think it's true. ”

"Well, of course. ”

If I can move at this moment, I will almost pat my chest and promise when I see the hope of getting out of trouble.

"Well, you won't blame me if I dissolved your lol rune. What a broken game.,After playing all afternoon, I went from rank 1 to rank 5.,It's boring.。 ”

"Well, don't blame it. Uh, Na, Nani ?!!!"

"I dissolved your lol rune. ”

"Well, there's more. ”

"After playing for an afternoon, I went down from rank 1 to rank 5. ”

"Oh yes, I see. ”

That being said, I actually have a bottom line, so I can roughly imagine it.

It should be said that even if you don't want to, you must have a strong understanding.

It can only be said that there is no way to resist, and there is no way to resist.

Therefore, it is only possible to raise the white flag and surrender.

Goodbye, my runes. Goodbye, my rank. Goodbye, my gaming life. Goodbye, the eighth line I want to say the most in my life.

……..

A long, long time ago, in fact, it wasn't that long. Human beings have different algorithms for time, and the length of history they perceive is naturally different.

Not seen for a day, such as every other three autumns.

And the three days of Shibei should be impressive.

So, does it take a long 9 autumn or a thousandth of a day for a person to change? All this, in the face of special Chinese aesthetics, these are not problems.

To put it another way, ask what is the most fundamental thing that determines a person's change.

Is it the soul or the temperament, these ethereal things.

Or what most people lack, the virtue that leads to the strong - money. Human beings are always stupid, and the way to judge a person is often that which is so superficial in the eyes of a few wise men.

Obviously, none of us are wise.

So, what's the simple and quick change? For example, the girl outside the window, with long blond shawl hair that was obviously just permed, and the drooping temples have a tail end like the hairstyle of a lazy sheep. The exaggerated length and flamboyant angle above the bright eyes interpret the true meaning of false eyelashes. With enlarged pupils that look blue and bright, even now I have to sigh at the power of contact lenses.

But do these false changes prove our souls that are called beautiful and noble?

Apparently not.

As a standard Celestial Empire human analogue, for Celestial Empire creatures grass mud. Ah, wrong, the celestial pilgrimage relic panda is destined to have a full love.

In addition to the country that has established friendship with the Celestial Empire for a hundred years and is immortal, what country can obtain pandas. Although there is no camaraderie in the eyes of politicians, there is only full interest. But this also proves the nobility of the panda and the beauty of the body, and it also proves that the panda is expensive. The panda's life is surrounded by more than n servants, and he eats more expensive meals than most Celestial Empire people.

That's right, the panda is noble. Pandas are beautiful and dazzling things. And the most dazzling thing about pandas must be .....

Black eye!!

In this world, there are pandas that only have panda eyes, and the panda that has lost its panda eyes is just a white bear with a circle of black fur wrapped around its waist.

In conclusion, panda eyes are noble and dazzling things.

"Hey, hey, stop it as soon as possible. ”

Xiang Wenxuan, who was lying on the table, sighed lightly with a pair of panda eyes, and said dissatisfaction to Yi Duyan, who had a pair of panda eyes on his face.

"Shut up, this is not a crooked reason, it is a declaration of change after the image has changed, I have panda eyes and I speak for myself. It's you, who obviously also have a panda eye. Are you also in a sack as a pillow and suffering all night under the torture of physiological reactions?"

"Shut up, I've said something crooked, stop it as soon as possible. This is the result of reciting the Diamond Sutra all night after being attacked by the night. I have panda eyes, and I speak for myself. “

"You can't do it in moderation. ”

Sitting in the back row, Shu Fengxun, who woke up indifferently, was covered by bangs, revealing the only remaining left eye, staring at a panda eye and said.

"Cut, don't look at me like that. I'm not the same as the panda eyes you boiled out, this is yesterday when Xue Qi and Yi Luo were fighting over who would sleep on the left, and the fight to stop them was beaten. Not... I have panda eyes, and I speak for myself?"

"Die. ”

"Die. ”

"All three of you are going to die for me. ”

"Showing your sister's happiness at a young age. ”

Teacher Ed, who was standing on the podium, stared at his black, swollen and red eyes, and said with tears in his eyes.

"That's, blonde. No, that, Mr. Ed. The panda eyes that I hit by myself have no peach blossom luck. ”

Seeming to be a little unbearable, Shu Fengxun scratched his face and said cautiously.

"yes. Although the teacher you have an Oba face, and the person is not small, every time you go on a blind date, the girls say, "I'm sorry, you're too handsome, such a boyfriend is very insecure, I can't keep it, so I'm really sorry, it's not that your conditions are bad, it's just that you're too insecure." Something like that. Moreover, legend has it that your wife and daughter have abandoned you and returned to England. However, it is completely impossible to give yourself a panda eye and get peach blossom luck or something. ”

"Ah, that's a bit too ruthless, someone! You're wearing glasses, alas, are you black-bellied today? ”

"Yes, I'm just a handsome guy that no one wants, who made me so handsome, who made the whole world jealous of me. ”

"Ah, blackened. ”

"Ah, Twilight-san, after you get off the plane on this school trip, the program on the bus will be handed over to you. ”

"Uh, no. This is blatant revenge. ”

“.......”

"Hahh!!!!!!!!"

"Study trip, there is still half a month to take the college entrance examination, study trip!"

"Hey, the point is here, it doesn't matter what the college entrance examination is. ”

"Well, it's not indifferent at all. ”

"yes, it's not here. I'm sorry, but will my Great Celestial Empire have such an awesome thing as a school vacation!!"

"Ah, just our class, who let the upper side not expect us at all, for fear that we will discourage the enthusiasm of the college entrance examination and spend us. ”

“....”