Thursday, June 23, 2016, weather, fine.

Today's Chu Mania, he got up at eight o'clock in the morning, and yesterday he said that he wanted to broadcast something different, of course, he had to do what he said.

Although eight o'clock was still early for Chu Mad, it was already very late for others, so Chu Mad was not worried about any inconvenience. After washing up in the room, he directly picked up his mobile phone and started today's live broadcast, he wanted to broadcast his life for a day.

"Hello everyone, I'm Chu Mad, I didn't expect you all to get up so early. Today, let's change the content and do a live broadcast of daily life, I hope you can like it. ”

Chu Mad didn't expect that someone would watch his live broadcast so early, and it seems that last night's live broadcast attracted a lot of attention for himself.

"The anchor just got up, it's past eight o'clock now, and the sun is all on the buttocks."

"The sun is drying your buttocks? This is difficult to sleep without drawing the curtains and sleeping on your stomach."

", it's eight o'clock, I'm going to go to bed."

"The anchor's home is very good, the room is so spacious"

received a reminder from Chu Mad to start broadcasting, and fans kept entering the live broadcast room, and there were hundreds of people in a short time.

"I slept after the broadcast yesterday, and I woke up this morning and found something, and now I'm going to take you to see it. Fully mobilized the curiosity of netizens, Chu opened the door and walked towards the big bathroom.

After entering the big bathroom, Chu Yan first observed and saw that there was no one in the bathroom and toilet, so he was relieved.

"Let's take a look, I don't know if you have found any problems?" Chu Madness walked around the room to let everyone see the things in the house clearly, and then said.

"The anchor is showing off his wealth, and the identification is complete"

"Anchor, beg for support, beg for thighs"

"The streamer has unlocked new skills, showing off his wealth, and pulling hatred"

Seeing that everyone's focus in the live broadcast room was wrong, Chu Mad directly aimed the camera at the cosmetics.

"That's it, before yesterday, there were only two bottles in this position, a hand sanitizer, and a facial cleanser. Now, it's full of things, but I can't find two of my bottles anymore. ”

Chu Yan walked out of the door as he spoke, and after reaching the position of the stairs, he pointed the camera at Tang Jing, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room.

"The culprit of all this is this woman, who has taken over a room in my house and my bathroom without reason, and is now swaggering in my living room. At this moment, there is only one song that can express my feelings. ”

As soon as the words fell, Chu Mad turned the bracelet, and a burst of excitement sounded in the live broadcast room.

That morning

Wake up from a dream

Ah, goodbye, friend

Goodbye, goodbye

One morning

Wake up from a dream

Invaders broke into my home

The sound of the music surprised everyone in the live broadcast room, and they never thought it would be this song anyway.

"What's the name of this music?

"The anchor is inflated, and girls are not welcome to come to the house"

"Such a beautiful girl, don't say break into my house, even if it occupies me, it's okay."

"Others have girls waiting when they get up early in the morning, I can only watch the live broadcast with my mobile phone, what did I do wrong?"

Chu Mad was chatting and farting with netizens, and a female voice that suddenly appeared scared him and everyone in the live broadcast room.

"What time is it, why don't you come down to eat quickly, what are you doing silly music by yourself holding your mobile phone upstairs?

Everyone in the live broadcast room listened to the clear voice, as if they were talking next to the microphone, which was a little strange.

"What's going on? Is the girl talking so loudly?"

"How did the anchor get it? Two mobile phones live together?"

"Tech anchors, pay attention"

"Actually, this is very simple, everyone has been deceived. First of all, during the live broadcast last night, the anchor and the girl were wearing headphones, and the two sat next to each other, and it is understandable that their speech did not matter. Today, the anchor is upstairs, the sister is downstairs, the two are still wearing headphones, the sister can hear the song played by the master, and we can hear what the sister says, so there is only one truth, that is-this is a scene where the anchor and the sister colluded. The girl is watching the live broadcast of the anchor, at a distance of seven or eight meters, the sound can be turned down so that we can't hear it. The anchor's headset is an ornament, let us mistakenly think that the anchor is talking with headphones, in fact, it is directly recorded with the mobile phone, as long as you get an external Bluetooth speaker, the girl is talking below, what we hear here is actually the sound in the Bluetooth speaker, of course, it is next to the mobile phone. ”

"666, the Emperor of Truth has appeared"

"The scene of a large car accident slapping the face"

"Stop acting, we've seen through everything"

Chu Mad also saw the words of the "Emperor of Truth", in fact, it was changed to the previous life, and when he saw these words, he could only shout 666 behind him. It's a pity that he is different now, and he has enough financial and material resources to realize some of his ideas.

Chu Mad just smiled, this is really hard to explain. The company should be almost done now, but the bracelet has not been officially produced, and even if it is said now, it is useless. Besides, the bracelets of the two of them are specially made, and they don't have this function after they are produced.

"I'm live streaming here, what should you pay attention to, don't blame me for not reminding you, my tens of thousands of fans are watching!" Chu Mad went downstairs to the sofa and specially told Tang Jing.

"Just you, tens of thousands of followers, a hundred times your followers, it's about the same. "Tang Jing saw that Chu Mad was also interested in the live broadcast, so she reached out and asked him for a mobile phone.

"Come, girl, say hello to my one-in-a-hundred fans. ”

"Good morning everyone, I'm Tang Jing, let's meet again, today, it's still me and Chu Mad live broadcast together, I hope you will support me a lot. Tang Jing was amused by Chu Maan's words, and said hello to the fans with a smile.

"Hello girl, I'm a representative of Kyoto 100"

"Jing girl, hello, I am the representative of the 100 people in the magic capital"

"Jing girl, hello, I am the representative of Jinling 100"

……

Seeing Tang Jing's appearance, all netizens in the live broadcast room greeted each other, but the title was "Jing girl" casually said by Chu Maan, and she was angry and threw her mobile phone directly to Chu Mad . Chu Mad is a bastard, and his fans are also bastards, all bad guys!

"Okay, you guys, really, and you're not afraid of scaring people. The current situation is that I'm going to eat, so let's stop the live broadcast for a while, and then we will continue the live broadcast when I'm done eating. When the time comes, let's change to a new way of playing. ”

"Don't, it's okay to eat live"

"The anchor is going to eat, let's just watch the quiet girl"

"The anchor gave the phone to Jing girl"

There was a sound of retention in the barrage area, but Chu Mad casually turned off the live broadcast and dragged Tang Jing to the restaurant for dinner.

"Where's Lin Xiaowei? Why isn't she here? It's time to go to work, right?"

I didn't see Lin Xiaowei, it was still quite surprising to Chu Maia, I didn't go back after work yesterday, but there was no one at work today, I really don't understand.

"She came, you hadn't gotten up yet, and I didn't have anything to do here, so it happened that her luggage had arrived, so I asked her to go back first. I'll let her come over now. Tang Jing explained two sentences and sent a message to Lin Xiaowei, looking at Chu Mad's appearance, there should be something to arrange.

"Okay, let's eat and wait, you don't have to wait for me to eat together, I don't know when I will get up, and I will starve you again." ”