Text Text_Chapter 659 Your money is fake
Most of the gay men are very happy to buy things, as long as they find what they want, and if they see that there is no problem and the price is appropriate, they basically pay the money and leave.
And when the female comrades buy something, it is a rigorous and meticulous project, not only to look at the appearance, compare the life, check the origin, carefully select, but also at least on the basis of the same kind of products to compare three or five before the final decision is made, of course, this is not counting the most technical bargaining link.
So naturally, our beauty Jiang Mingfei is no exception.
Just in order to buy a toilet, Pang Xuefeng, who was already dragging his head buzzing, went to the seventh house, maybe Pang Xuefeng kept praying in his heart along the way and finally moved the Nine Heavens Buddhas, thank God, Jiang Mingfei finally saw a satisfactory toilet in a store with the Keyaro bathroom brand as the door.
However, what makes Pang Xuefeng have two big heads again is that this toilet is not the simple flushing toilet that he usually seems, but a fully automatic intelligent toilet.
Pang Xuefeng wondered at that time, how smart can this toilet be, because in Pang Xuefeng's old thinking mode, even if the toilet is advanced and expensive, it is just a fade, a sitting, a pulling, a wiping, a flush, OK.
So while Concubine Jiang Mingfei was guiding the purchaser to understand the detailed details of use, the depressed and bored Pang Xuefeng sat on a plastic stool on the side and looked at the promotional color page of this toilet.
But it doesn't matter what he looks at, Pang Xuefeng was immediately stunned, and while he was surprised that such a toilet was sold for more than 4,800 yuan, he couldn't help but subconsciously sigh, it turns out that there are such magical things in this world.
Pang Xuefeng also knew that the toilet that Jiang Mingfei fancied not only has the most basic functions of the traditional toilet, but also has the functions of instant cleaning, seat heating, water pressure adjustment, warm air drying, automatic deodorization, powerful turbine washing, and hand remote dual control.
However, in the end, Pang Xuefeng understood why Concubine Jiang Ming took a fancy to this toilet, because Pang Xuefeng also saw the words buttocks cleaning and female cleaning in the explanatory materials.
Yes, even if Pang Xuefeng doesn't understand it anymore, he immediately understands the meaning of these words.
Originally, I instinctively wanted to vomit a few bad sentences, but when I thought of who could have no woman, which man didn't want his woman to enjoy a high-quality life, especially Concubine Jiang Ming, who was about to become his daughter-in-law, so when he thought of this, Pang Xuefeng looked at the price of the little five thousand and didn't have so much nagging.
However, Pang Xuefeng also immediately understood, it is estimated that Concubine Jiang Mingfei had long wanted to buy such a toilet, but although Concubine Jiang Mingfei had money, she never wasted it, and the one at home had not been damaged, so she couldn't tear it down alive.
So taking advantage of the opportunity to be trampled on by Pang Xuefeng this time, I just bought a new one.
"Four thousand seven is too expensive, four thousand five, this is the lowest price I can offer, if you think it's okay, I'll just ask for two, just give it to my mother, how about it?" After more than ten minutes of bargaining, Concubine Jiang Ming finally quoted a price that she thought was appropriate.
The shopping guide probably also thinks that this price is actually completely acceptable, and it is still two units at once, but because the boss happens to be in the store today, so he decided to give this price to the boss first, who makes her usually love to be picky.
"Okay, but you'll have to wait a minute, our boss will go to the bathroom and be back shortly. The shopping guide said.
"Oh well. After finishing speaking, Concubine Jiang Mingfei looked at the other bathroom equipment in the exhibition hall.
But at most, less than five minutes later, a fat woman with a little yellow hair dyed on bangs, a lot of gold necklaces and gold rings, a short man with a single eyelid, and especially a fat woman who looked like a large swimming ring on her waist, walked into the store, and this fat woman was the owner of the store.
When the shopping guide saw that the boss was back, he immediately greeted her, and then told her the offer that Jiang Mingfei had just said, and then saw the fat woman nod and said, "No problem, you can." ”
However, when the fat woman turned around to look at Concubine Jiang Ming and Pang Xuefeng, she couldn't help but be stunned, and then her eyes were slightly glazed, and she instantly returned to her usual appearance again.
Pang Xuefeng and Concubine Jiang Ming didn't know that in fact, this fat woman was the one who used that leave to buy corn cobs when there were many people before.
And this fat woman actually has a fake 100 in her hand, which was when her husband was drunk the night before and paid for it, and was taken advantage of the opportunity to transfer the bag, so she was scolded by the fat woman's aunt and grandmother.
But scolding and scolding, with the fat woman's smile and anxious life, she will never let this money fall into her hands, so today I just took advantage of the crowd to buy a few corn cobs with this fake hundred.
However, the money has been safely sold, and it is said that there is nothing to do, but a nosy Pang Xuefeng was killed halfway through, it doesn't matter, just because of Pang Xuefeng's generous behavior, people can't help but accuse this old man of using fake money while giving Pang Xuefeng a thumbs up.
It is conceivable that because everyone is very sympathetic to the old man's suffering, so all the ugly words come out, not only the eighteenth generation of the fat woman's ancestors was greeted over and over again, but even the innocent aunt and thirteenth aunt were not spared, and after all of them were greeted around, they can basically be called a family portrait.
And the fat woman just stood in the crowd and pretended to be okay watching the excitement, you said she could feel comfortable after hearing it.
The most important thing is that even if you know that others are scolding you, you can't talk back, so the anger that you have been holding back naturally goes to Pang Xuefeng's head.
So when she just came back from the bathroom, the fat woman thought it was just an ordinary customer in the store, but when she looked back, she found that it was Pang Xuefeng, so she sneered in her heart and then a crooked idea immediately popped up.
"Two of them, right?" The fat woman asked.
"Yes, two. After hearing this, Concubine Jiang Ming walked back from the other side and said.
"Okay. ”
With that, the fat woman asked the workers in the store to bring two new toilets from the back warehouse, and after opening the package and seeing that it was in good condition, she was ready to pay.
"Are you going to use Alipay, WeChat, or credit card or cash or something?" The fat woman then asked.
But at this time, Xiao Duo called Concubine Jiang Ming because of the price of the new product, so Concubine Jiang Ming stuffed her handbag to Pang Xuefeng, and immediately explained like a hostess, "Xiaofeng, there are 20,000 cash in the bag, just remember to let them issue an invoice after you pay, I'll answer the phone first." ”
After speaking, Concubine Jiang Ming stepped aside again to answer the phone.
Anyway, the goods are optimistic, and the money is ready, so Pang Xuefeng said to the fat woman, "Then use cash." ”
"Okay, come with me. As she spoke, the fat woman glanced at Pang Xuefeng with a slight sneer again, and then came to the receipt in person.
Pang Xuefeng counted out nine thousand dollars in cash from Concubine Jiang Mingfei's handbag and handed it to the fat woman, but the fat woman didn't say anything, picked up the money and went through the money counting and checking machine, no problem.
The fat woman then asked, "You're coming by car?"
Pang Xuefeng nodded, "Yes, I came by car." ”
"And when are you going to install it?" The fat woman asked very carefully.
Pang Xuefeng thought about it, Concubine Jiang Ming had time today, and she might have something to do at any time, so she said, "Then today, there is someone at home." ”
Then the fat woman pointed to the two toilets placed behind Pang Xuefeng and asked again, "Then are you going to take it with you?" Or will we send it to you when our installer goes to the door to install it?"
After Pang Xuefeng heard it, he subconsciously looked back at the two toilets, this thing is actually not too big, it is more than 60 centimeters long at most, more than 40 centimeters wide, and the visual height is more than 50 centimeters, even if it is two, Jiang Mingfei's BMW X1 can be fully fitted.
And Pang Xuefeng remembers hearing people say that as long as it is not too big, it is best to bring it back by yourself after you see it, because I am afraid that some unscrupulous stores will transfer the package for you after you leave, or the worker in charge of delivery accidentally bumps into something on the road.
Although I found it in the end, I can return it again, but it's just a waste of time and a troublesome trip.
However, Pang Xuefeng only thought about this, but he didn't notice it at all, just when he turned around and looked at the two toilets, the fat woman quickly opened a small drawer in the cash register by a third, and after one of her hands made a quick movement, it was immediately quietly closed again.
After Pang Xuefeng finished reading it, he turned around unknowingly and said, "Well, let's take it with ourselves, we just came by car." ”
The fat woman smiled slightly, "That's okay, but this morning's work is relatively full, and it is estimated that our installer will be able to send the goods over in the afternoon, no problem, right?"
Pang Xuefeng also smiled, "No problem, as long as it can be installed today." ”
"Don't worry, no problem. After finishing speaking, the fat woman began to invoice Pang Xuefeng, and also wrote down the address of her home.
And at this time, Concubine Jiang Mingfei also happened to answer the phone and walked back, "Have you paid the money? The invoice has also been issued, what should I do if the goods are delivered, let's bring them back ourselves?"
"Well, I've handed it over, nine thousand, yes, this is the invoice, I thought about the goods, or let's take it back by ourselves. While speaking, Pang Xuefeng returned the invoice and handbag to Concubine Jiang Ming.
"Okay, it's rare to have time to go out shopping today, let's go to the pedestrian street later, and it's just so that Sister Er will pick out a few new sets of clothes for you." "Concubine Jiang Ming's interest today is obviously very high.
But just when the two of them told the porter where their car was parked and turned around to leave, the fat woman suddenly called out to Pang Xuefeng again, "Eh, don't go yet." ”
After Pang Xuefeng heard it, he looked back inexplicably, "What's the matter?"
However, he saw that the fat woman was holding a hundred-dollar bill in her hand at this time and said to herself, "You money...... It's fake, right?"