Chapter 57: Ribs?
"Is this still useful, it must be angry!" Rolling his eyes, Zheng Mo, who was leaning on the armrest of the sofa, began to dangle the baseball and tease the braised egg staring at the ball again, "People are kind to help, you are good, just say that people are nosy, and their EQ is so low, it is really blind that this flirtatious girl is so easy to use!"
"It has something to do with the face. Lu Ling took a picture of the phone screen, "And it's because of this face that I don't need to understand this! I don't need to do anything, there are already so many women around me that I'm upset!"
Touching his aching heart, Zheng Mo felt that he really shouldn't have left his newly-met female secretary to run for abuse today, is it amazing to be handsome?
Glancing at Lu Ling's face that did not damage his appearance even if he frowned, Zheng Mo covered his eyes in despair, appearance is justice, living in this era of looking at faces, it is really his misfortune!
"In any era, it's all about faces. Lu Ling said coldly, "If it is your misfortune to live in the era of looking at faces, then the most suitable era for you to survive is only... Lu Ling flipped the screen of his laptop, and a man with a face full of oil paint, a naked body, and only wearing a grass skirt let out a wild roar at Zheng Mo, "It's the era of savages where there is food, everything is there!"
Learning from the savage in the picture with his teeth open and smiled, Zheng Mo felt that the blood surging to his chest had risen to his throat, "I am in your heart, do I look so ordinary?"
Of course, Zheng Mo is not bad-looking, foreign affairs personnel are the face of a country, if Zheng Mo is really sorry, he just wants to be an affairs officer who is only responsible for handling affairs. But what is a bad friend? A bad friend is a person who is hard to hear about and uncomfortable if he doesn't feel sorry for himself. So...
"You do look unusual. Lu Ling smiled and stabbed the last stab, "Ruhua is a scum compared to you, you have such a good look, generally this kind of word is used on you, it will feel insulted." ”
"Enough!" Zheng Mo, who was ridiculed by Lu Ling one after another, stood up and glared at Lu Ling angrily, "You!ah! What are you doing?" Zheng Mo, who fell to the ground with a bang, looked at the dog face who suddenly knocked him down and was already close at hand.
"Haha!" clapping his hands and laughing for a long time without righteousness, Lu Ling came over unsatisfied, stretched out his hand, and pulled away the boiled egg that pounced on Zheng Mo and refused to leave, "Although you did a good job, I don't have any clothes here that can make him change clothes, and the taste of going home with wet pants is very uncomfortable, let's let him go!"
"Wang!" shouted at Zheng Mo with a warning voice, and the boiled egg obediently walked aside with the baseball that slipped from Zheng Mo's hand, leaving Zheng Mo to lie relaxed on the floor, enjoying the taste of the rest of his life after the catastrophe.
Fifteen minutes later, Zheng Mo, who had regained his spirits and was fully revived, sat on the sofa, looking at the one person and one dog in front of him who were very happy to play baseball throwing and throwing baseball, "You called me over, did you just let me sit here and watch you play with the braised egg?"
"Your brain was broken?" Throwing the baseball in his hand, Lu Ling pointed at Zheng Mo, "Think about it, did I call you here?"
Two hours ago, Zheng Mo, who was lying on the bed with salted fish: "Where is it?" Lu Ling, who was sitting on the floor reading a book and petting a dog, said: "At home." ”
Zheng Mo: "What are you doing?" Lu Ling: "Read the book, and, tease the dog." ”
Zheng Mo: "Don't you have to open a store today?" Lu Ling: "There is no sun today, I don't want to go." ”
Zheng Mo: "This reason is very strong, I'm bored today, I have nothing to do, do you want to have a drink together?" Lu Ling: "I don't drink." ”
Zheng Mo: "I'll buy you a drink, strawberry milk, a whole box, it's definitely enough for you to drink for a long time." Lu Ling: "Whatever you want." ”
Zheng Mo: "Then I'm here, if you dare to release my pigeon like last time, we will break off!" Lu Ling: "It's good if you're happy." ”
Zheng Mo: "I haven't seen anything, I'm here, you must be at home, you must not go out!"
An hour and thirty minutes ago: Zheng Mo: "Didn't you say you were at home, why didn't anyone pay attention to me when I knocked on the door?" Lu Ling: "I'm in the store." ”
Zheng Mo: "Are you in the store?" Why are you lying to me again!" Lu Ling: "The ordered goods have arrived, and I will receive them." Also, don't message me in this kind of romance drama tone, I'm not interested in stirring up the base. ”
Zheng Mo: "I'm not interested in stirring the base! Isn't the delivery time at least a day in advance to inform the other party, you just want to shake me over and deceive my feelings!"
Lu Ling: Stared at the message sent by Zheng Mo for three seconds, and deleted the word forgot that had been written, "You can get out!"
Zheng Mo: "You really want to deceive my feelings! You want me to get out? There is no door, I will wait for you at the door of your house! There is a kind of don't go home, otherwise... Hmph, today next year will be your death day!"
Thirty minutes ago, Lu Ling: "Wake up!" Zheng Mo, who was asleep leaning against the door: "Don't make trouble!"
Lu Ling: "Give you three seconds to open up the place." Zheng Mo: "Whew~Haw, Whew~Haw"
Lu Ling: "One, two, three, go you!" Zheng Mo: "Who beat me?" believe it or not, the master abolished you?"
Twenty-five minutes ago, Zheng Mo, who was holding his stomach: "You really didn't deliberately deceive my feelings?"
Lu Ling, whose face was expressionless: "Do you need me to punch you again?"
Zheng Mo, who quickly moved away from Lu Ling's face, said: "No need, this is enough!" You sit, I'll get you the strawberry milk that few men love to drink!"
Twenty minutes ago, Zheng Mo, who was holding a bottle of strawberry milk, said: "You seem to have some little troubles! Don't hold back, just say it to your brother! Brother Zheng Mo promised to give you the most effective answer." ”
Lu Ling, who was expressionless, secretly clenched his fists and let go, "This is what you said." ”
Zheng Mo, who had a hippie smile: "I said it, let's talk about it quickly, what made our Lu Ling male god have troubled ripples on his face?"
After recalling, Zheng Mo, who was holding his fisted stomach and wearing a Mobao with a braised egg gift, was full of the smell of blood, "I owed you in my last life, and how much debt do you have as a dog?
"It's probably the revenge of destroying the door!" After calculating it very carefully, Lu Ling gave an answer that made Zheng Mo roll his eyes.
In order to avoid the blood that had already reached his mouth from spurting out, and in order to prevent his fragile soul from continuing to be injured, Zheng Mo felt that he needed to quickly change the topic, what topic should he change? Zheng Mo, who was thinking silently, suddenly showed a strange smile, "The woman who made you willing to carry a bag of 40 catties of dog food for at least a thousand meters is the rib that you are destined to do, but you have never been able to find?"