1. I got you a courier today
Jiangzhou University School of Architecture Male Dormitory 402, the most common and common kind of six-person room, but only five people lived, slightly dirty.
In the afternoon, when I came back from class, I was blowing nonsense, and suddenly the mobile phone rang, and it was still the kind of piercing ringtone, and the boy who chatted the most turned around and looked for a while, only to find his own straight board machine that was already very outdated from a few textbooks, and even the roommate next to him laughed: "Second child, take my fruit six in the summer vacation! I'm waiting for the new release of seven, I can't afford to lose this person!"
The boy known as the second child, with short hair, slightly chubby and bare shoulders, a little fat on his body, and fat pants are all cheap basketball pants style, the blue washed a little whitish, and a little translucent, leaning on the back of the chair in the bedroom, only the two chair legs in the back of the chair.
Fortunately, the chairs distributed in the dormitory are all made of iron frame plywood, otherwise most of them would have collapsed.
The non-embarrassing hehe laughter showed that he was very used to this kind of teasing between friends, and he skillfully turned the pen with one hand, looked at the screen and unexpectedly connected the phone: "Dad, is there something wrong?"
The voice over there was full of vitality: "Duoduo, I got you a piece of land today......"
Duoduo only paused slightly, and then couldn't help laughing: "Okay, Dad, just go home tomorrow and go to see, I'm busy here, turn around, talk back!"
The voice over there obviously paused, feeling that the words in his stomach were blocked, but he was not strong: "Okay...... Alright!"
Duoduo quickly hung up the phone: "Dad, goodbye!"
Sure enough, I was very busy and devoted my attention to the topic discussed by several roommates in front of me: "The I7 chip is good, but if you want to talk about cost-effectiveness, it has to be E3, let me tell you that the 1230 series E3 Xeon CPU is the I7 with the core display, and the price is half cheaper......"
Still still turning the pen with one hand quickly,Spit out a long list of various data and comparison parameters,I7Expensive、E3Cost-effective,The head is crackling:"I know that you are not short of money, but why should the performance be made in vain?,It's not good to use these hundreds of thousands of money to do something else?"
Several other opponents who were arguing with each other immediately laughed: "Yes, yes, install an air conditioner, 404 is installed, we will also install one, I will pay the electricity bill, no, the eldest and the fifth will each be one month, and the second will be exempted if he makes a suggestion!"
Lao Wu calculated well: "There are still three years, and the electricity bill will be calculated...... , the fourth child also pays some electricity bills!"
Known as the fourth is the one who ridicules the mobile phone, the partial long hair is thin and thin, the yellow hair is highlighted and the left ear is a bright nail, even if it is hot in May and June, he is still wearing a white patterned youth grid shirt, and he has a solid family background at a glance, and he quickly knocks on his laptop with Erlang's legs: "Second child, I admire you for understanding life, and you don't know anything about ball money! Okay, I bought an air conditioner casually, and I still have an I7 order for the computer, I don't know if it's good or not, it's expensive!"
The other three were smiling and squeezing each other's eyebrows, only the second child was reluctant: "It's really E3 cost-effective, why ...... more things that can be done with less money"
The third child hurriedly interrupted: "Second child, what is your father looking for you? Didn't you say that your father is working in other places, and it is rare to come back to help you celebrate your birthday, why didn't you hang up without saying a few words?" ”
The second child seemed to be reminded, and the ghost expression on his face was in Mandarin: "Duan! is definitely a joke from life, just now my dad called me, and his tone was calm, 'Duoduo, I helped you get a piece of land today!'"
Only one of the other four laughed knowingly, and the others were still a little confused.
Duoduo's acting talent came, shaking the fat on his body and standing up and pretending: "My heart was stunned, a long-standing thought came to me! I knew that I was actually the second generation of invisible rich, and they were finally going to hand over the property to me, I held back the excitement in my heart, and asked in a calmest and casual tone as much as possible, 'Oh?
The others, along with Duoduo, were all laughing, only the fourth child wondered: "But that's not what you answered, right?"
Duoduo's face was full of depression that he had not been praised: "Fourth, it is precisely because I have heard this paragraph that I will not answer like this, at least I know that my family is from top to bottom from the ancestors of the peasants, and poverty is just one word! Do you think I will want to be like that?"
The fourth child suddenly realized: "But it's surprising that you are so poor." ”
Duoduo jumped up angrily: "I'm edema! Edema is not fat...... but laughed at himself: "My dad is a restaurant cook, and my mom is in charge of serving dishes, and I grew up with them in the restaurant since I was a child, and I eat too many leftovers!"
Hahaha laughed at the other roommates, and the fourth just wanted to describe what it was to get fat after eating leftovers: "Isn't that the head ......?"
The third child jumped up and cut it off: "Eat and eat, in order to celebrate the fourth child to buy a computer and buy an air conditioner, I will treat you tonight! By the way, I will help the second child celebrate his birthday." ”
The fourth child emphasized: "If you don't eat in the canteen, the taste is too bad!"
The three old men bleed: "Eat Xiangyuan! Look at the beauties!"
The crowd cheered!
Duoduo took advantage of everyone's happiness and took the initiative to make a shy face with the fourth child: "That...... Let me drive, drive for a while?"
The fourth sighed and took out a BMW-marked car key from the pocket of the grid shirt and threw it over: "I said you still have to take the test, I will lend you the ...... if the money is not enough."
Duoduo took the car keys with a smile: "You don't know my skills yet?"
The other people looked at each other, and the eldest spoke: "Second, brother, how much is there still a difference between our brotherhood and your birthday gift, obviously I just met the year before last and heard you say that you want to learn, at that time the driver's license was only 2300, and now it is 3700, and your savings method is not as fast as the price index after graduation!"
Duoduo smiled and scratched his head: "Poor is poor, but still happy, I will be happy with your heart, enough!
Only the fourth child despised him: ", I don't know what to be happy about being poor, I really convince you!"
The third child hurriedly hugged the fourth child, and the fifth child and the eldest caught Duoduo to divert the topic: "His little BMW is very ordinary, what's the point?"
The second child really didn't care about the ridicule just now, and his face was full of light: "Although the facelift has no characteristics, but the statement of driving a BMW in Mercedes-Benz is really true, the most important thing is that his BMW three series is the original import, there is no extension after localization, you know, it is an L added to the label, in order to cater to the preferences of domestic consumers, BMW has lengthened its original flawless design......"
The eldest and the fifth were behind Duoduo's head, looking at each other with a fainting expression of rolling their eyes, and hurriedly hugged them out.
As a result, because of Duoduo's round waist and wide body, the two men on the left and right slammed into the door frame of the bedroom!
Ouch feeds and squats down.
Duoduo Wuzi is still gushing: "The waistline, the waistline design of the BMW 3 Series is the most beautiful...... Hey, what are you two doing?"
The eldest and the fifth child hugged each other: "Master, let us go, don't just say the mantra as soon as you talk about the car! Shi Tuopu! It's okay, we still want to live longer!"
Duoduo smiled and reached out to wrap his arms around their shoulders, warm and sincere: "Thank you." ”
The two guys who had been screaming just now stretched out their voices together......
Then he happily was hugged by Fat Duoduo and went downstairs.
Suddenly, the voice of the fifth child came from the corridor: "Damn! Second brother, you don't have any clothes on!"
Heavy footsteps immediately panicked back upstairs.