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"Cut, who in the world can be used to pay respects except for yourself?" said the red boy disapprerovingly, and then asked, "Master, do you know where the hospital is?"

Fang Zheng's eyes were blank, yes, where is the hospital? This is really a question!

"Master, it seems that we need to sit down and think slowly, I smell the smell of a few shops is quite fragrant, why don't we go and sit down?"

Fang Zheng glanced at the unpromising guy, shook his head, and walked out.

Fang Zheng said: "It costs money to enter the store, your master and I are poor and don't have a dime, what can I take you to eat?" Fang Zheng is telling the truth, if you want to say that there is money, there is a lot, it is all incense money, you can see it or not, so it is still a poor piece.

"Money...... Gold Bank?" said the red boy immediately.

Fang Zheng was stunned: "You have money?"

The red boy raised his little hand and said, "Look at the gold bracelet in my hand, it should be worth a lot of money, right?"

Fang Zheng's eyes rolled, this bastard wanted to be clever again. Is that a golden bracelet? That's a golden hoop mantra, and a set of tight hoop mantras on Sun Wukong's head, Guanyin Bodhisattva has three sets of tight gold forbidden spells, which are given to Sun Wukong, Red Boy and Black Bear Spirit. This is also the root of Fang Zheng's use to restrict the red boy, if this is withdrawn, the red child's temperament, even if he can't kill Fang Zheng, it will make the world a miasma.

Fang Zheng raised his hand to burst the chestnut, but when he said it, the red boy was unscathed. In this regard, Fang Zheng was also a little helpless, his strong Vajra palm seemed to be a little insufficient...... However, he still reprimanded: "Do you think the poor monk doesn't know what it is? Put away your careful thoughts, follow the teacher to take a good look at the world, if you behave well, there will be time for freedom in the future." If it's not good, hey...... You are here to grow old with your teacher. ”

"What? If I don't get to my senses, I can't go back?"

Fang Zheng glanced at the red boy and said, "Do you think you're the only one in a hurry......?"

"Uh...... Master, are you kidding? Do you still want to be vulgar? If you really want to be vulgar, you can be vulgar now, after you return it, let's go out together to occupy the mountain, claim the king and dominate, what kind of delicate wife and beautiful girl apprentice will get you his thousand eight hundred, you can eat whatever you want from the mountains and seas!"

As a result, Fang Zheng gave him a big roll of his eyes and said: "If it were so simple, it would be vulgar, the poor monk would have already returned to the vulgar, and you should still be used to teach? ”

"How difficult is it to leave? I can't go back if I don't become a Buddha, what about you?" Red Boy didn't think that Fang Zheng was worse than him.

As a result, Fang Zheng looked up to the sky and sighed: "I am not a Buddha, and I can't return to the world." After saying that, I almost burst into tears.

Honghai jumped up and patted Fang Zheng's shoulder, and said sympathetically: "Amitabha, I still have a play, you may be hopeless in this life." ”

Founder: "......"

"Master, you don't want to become a Buddha yourself, so you still cross me?

Fang Zheng said: "Why do the poor monks want to cross you?"

The red boy was stunned: "Didn't you restrict me just to cross me?"

"I told you a long time ago that the teacher is not interested in crossing you to become a Buddha, and restricting you is just to make you less troublesome. As for reasoning with you and seeing the world, it's just for you to see, to listen, and finally realize something, that's your own business. Everyone has their own soul and their own character, if they forcibly cross you, what is the difference between it and a demon eating people? Of course, the poor monk doesn't know what others do, anyway...... You and I are both fallen people at the end of the world, and the poor monk will not force you to become a high monk. Fang Zheng's words are from the heart, and the system crosses him like this, forcibly restricting it, and only restricting some behaviors that are too rubbish, such as swearing...... Scolding, whether it is a monk or not, is disliked in any group.

As the saying goes, don't do to others what you don't want to do to others, Fang Zheng doesn't like to be controlled and changed too ruthlessly, so he naturally won't use that kind of means on the red boy.

The red boy grinned, was silent, and said for a long time: "Master, that ...... Where are we going?"

Fang Zheng said: "My master said that there is a mouth under the nose, and the road comes out of the mouth, so if you can't find a place, just ask." ”

However, after walking for a long time, Fang Zheng didn't speak, and the red boy couldn't help asking, "Master, why don't you ask for directions under your nose?"

Fang Zheng looked at the old faces of the people on both sides and blushed, it was not that he didn't want to ask, but this little short skirt, with long legs, he was embarrassed to ask!

"Master, you won't be embarrassed to speak, will you?"

How can this be done by the apprentice? So Fang Zheng gritted his teeth and walked to a woman standing outside the store, but Fang Zheng had not yet spoken.

The woman smiled first: "Master, do you wash your hair? We are a regular store, providing first-class hair washing services to ensure that you are comfortable......

Fang Zheng's face turned red, because the woman actually leaned over and bent down slightly, and at that moment Fang Zheng had only one thought in his mind - close the door, release the red child, and shoot the goblin to death!

Seeing Fang Zheng's face flush, the woman was immediately happy, it was the first time she had seen such a man who was so easily shy, although he was a monk...... The woman said, "This master, I almost forgot, you ...... Seems to have no hair. ”

Fang Zheng knew that he was being molested, folded his hands, and pronounced a Buddha name: "Amitabha, donor, how to get to the provincial central hospital?"

"Oh, so you're asking for directions, follow this road all the way, turn right after three forks and go to a fork in the road, and you're on the left side of the road. Master, are you sure you don't come in and try the overhead massage or something?" After the woman finished speaking, she immediately began to tease Fang Zheng, no way, she was used to seeing the old fritters in the city, and suddenly saw Fang Zheng's little green vegetables, just like an uncle saw a little Lori, and she couldn't help but want to tease her.

Fang Zheng smiled bitterly and said, "Amitabha, thank you for the kindness of the donor, the poor monk is in a hurry to leave in advance." ”

After speaking, Fang Zheng hurriedly pulled the red boy who was studying what was in the store and left.

"Master, are we leaving? I haven't seen enough yet. You say, it's just to wash your hair, why do you charge for it?" asked the red boy curiously.

"It's a barbershop, it's professional, and it looks good. ”

"Can you get me a nice hairstyle?" asked Red Boy.

"You, go back and get it for you. ”

"You're a professional too?"

"Very professional!"

"And what hairstyle are you going to get me?"

"It's the same as being a teacher!"

Red Child: "......"