Chapter 509: Ms. Nicole Kidman is waiting for you
Albert Smith wanted to buy.
But there are some things that you can't buy if you want to. It's not just Albert Smith, it's the Texas farmer rednecks who rushed in behind.
The response was the same as Albert Smith's, all of them were one sentence: "I'm sorry! Our bank is selling the products of the Sun Fund! But there are prerequisites, and the conditions have been announced! If you really want to buy them, you can go and see those conditions......
Although the rednecks were excited, they were helpless under the continuous expressions of the bank manager.
A blushing and thick-necked quarrel.
The rednecks reluctantly withdrew from the bank and gathered at the bank's entrance.
Albert Smith walked with his son and said very incomprehensibly: "How can there be such a wealth management product? Isn't this kind of thing specially sold by the bank to our house? Why can't we buy it now if we have money to buy it?"
His son didn't answer right away.
Keep your head down and keep scrolling your phone there, as if looking up something.
This time.
Many of Albert Smith's friends, seeing the father and son, gathered around them.
Far and wide.
White Howard, who was the loudest and the most angry Albert Smith said, shouted: "Albert, did you buy it? That $10,000 thing from the Sun Fund that makes $1,500 a year! It's still secured by Texas oil!"
"Nope. Albert shook his head.
"Neither do we. Why did this Sun Fund do this? When it was launched, it was not willing to sell! Is it done on purpose?!"
"I don't know ......"
“……”
Several farmers are the most typical rednecks, and they are also the main source of votes for Mr. President.
They gathered together.
We discussed it for a while.
But no result came to it.
At this time, White, who was the most angry by Albert Smith and his son, saw Jack Smith playing with his mobile phone with his head down.
Suddenly he said loudly, "This kind of thing is best known to young people!" Jack, I remember that you seem to have gone to college, and you think it is still some kind of financial model? You should know, right?"
"That's right! Jack is a top student, he should understand!"
"Jack, help us explain this!"
“……”
Everyone shouted loudly, and Albert Smith couldn't help but look at his son.
Only then did Jack Smith raise his head, pick up the mobile phone in his hand, and say to everyone, "I found out what's going on." This Sun Fund Company should be the name of a securities sales company that Abel Sephorosa had just established in New York. A few hours ago, the company announced a number of securities products that their company was ready to start selling......"
He pointed to the crowd.
"People got the news and wanted to come and buy it. That's all there is to it. ”
"That's right!"
White said loudly.
"$10,000 can make $1,500 a year! And there is oil as collateral, if you don't make $1,500 a year! You have to use 15,000 oil to compensate! The mayor said, this should be true!"
"yes!"
"Who doesn't want this opportunity to make money? It's much more comfortable than our hard work!"
"Jack, help us find out how to buy it! Can't you buy it in the bank?!"
"That's right!"
“……”
These rednecks are shouting loudly again, and it is easy to make people unhappy. But Jack has long been used to it, he has grown up in such an environment since he was a child.
If I had to make an analogy.
The character of these rednecks in Texas is very similar to the rude character of the Nordic Vikings in [How to Train Your Dragon].
He said helplessly: "This is the product of Abel Sephorosa's company...... which is disgusting"
I'm just halfway there.
It was interrupted.
"Who is Abel Sephorosa?" asked a fat old man who shouted Henry Jason, a farmer with over 2,000 acres.
"That name seems familiar......," Albert Smith thought with a frown.
After a few seconds, he shouted, "This guy seems to be the guy who slept with Scarlett Johansson and Elizabeth Olsen!"
Jack Smith was annoyed: "I didn't!"
"Hahaha......"
"Haha! Jack!"
"Hahahaha!"
“……”
In the midst of laughter.
Jack Smith said helplessly and quickly:
"That disgusting guy this time. Several products have been launched, all of which are paid fund products! That is, various bonds and securities!"
"What was pushed out in Texas was something called the Petro Gold Dollar Roll! The annualized return is 15%, and for a one-year term, each person can buy up to $100,000! Use the shares of this guy's oil company as collateral! If it is normal, in addition to the principal, you can also get $15,000 in income after a year!"
"But this is conditional! If you want to buy this fund product, you must meet the conditions! This condition ......"
Thinking of this, Jack Smith couldn't help but grit his teeth.
"Keep reading!" cried Henry urgently.
"Forehead ......"
Although a little reluctantly. But Jack Smith read out the rest anyway.
"If you want to buy Sun Fund products, you must meet the following conditions:"
"1. Have more than 10,000 followers on Twitter or Instagram, and then post tweets and ins on these accounts, and the content must be positive praise for "Abel Sephorosa...... Then, as long as you can receive more than 1,000 appreciations, you will have the conditions to purchase with this account and password......"
"2. Make personal attacks on those guys who insult "Abel Sephorosa"! Get them into the hospital, and you are eligible to buy them! In addition, ...... An additional 3% of the proceeds will be rewarded as compensation......"
"3. Become a member of the "Casa de Sephorosa" website and pass the assessment, you will also have the right to purchase. ”
4. Being an employee of Abel Sephorosa's many companies also gives you the right of first refusal. ”
"5. Go and splash paint in front of the little newspapers that insult "Abel Sephorosa"......"
"6. We can ......"
“7、……”
“……”
Read them down one by one.
Jack Smith felt more and more the shamelessness of this man, and the eyebrows of the people around him became more and more wrinkled.
These rednecks.
Most of them were confused. But there is one thing they understand, that is, if you want to buy this product, you have to beat up the guys who abuse the person "Abel Sephorosa", not only can you be eligible to buy it, but the additional income will increase by 3%.
White, who was the least angry and the youngest, was the first to shout, "Who scolded Abel Sephorosa?
"Is that okay?" said Henry.
"I guess so. Let's go out on the street and ask if anybody has insulted this guy, and then we'll beat him up! Beat him up in the hospital, and we'll buy it!"
"Great idea!"
"Let's go!"
"Let's go!"
“……”
A crowd of people walked out into the street in excitement, except for Albert Smith, who was standing staring at his son.
Jack Smith got goosebumps on the back when his dad looked at him.
Jack was still thinking about that Sephorosa's shamelessness, and was a little hairy by his father's staring, and couldn't help but ask, "Dad, what's wrong with you? What are you thinking?"
Albert Smith said quietly:
"I wonder if I should beat up that guy who called "Abel Sephorosa"! If I beat him, it looks like I could buy it!"
"And what do you think I'm doing?" said Jack, puzzled.
His father glanced at him.
"I remember one guy before he smashed my TV. He swore at that "Abel Sephorosa"! It was all recorded on my home video recorder! If I beat him up, it would be true!"
Jack Smith was in a cold sweat.
He remembered that he was so angry that he jumped to his feet after learning that his dream lovers, Scarlett Johansson and Elizabeth Olsen, had been.
I hate that person to the core.
All sorts of stinking scolding.
No way!
fxxk!
If these red-necked uncles knew about it, it is estimated that they would probably really be beaten to the hospital and lie down!
The more I thought about it, the more scared I became.
Jack couldn't help but beg for mercy: "Daddy!
"Remember to buy my TV back that night!"
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The farmers knew that when they used a donkey to pull the mill, they had to tie a carrot to the donkey, and the donkey would keep going around and around there.
There is also a sentence on the Huaxia side.
Money talks.
That's what Abel is using now.
He took advantage of several financial products that the Sun Fund was about to be pushed out, and he originally wanted to prepare to expand his influence, and played a little game.
For example, the oil dollar bills sold mainly to the red necks, such as the Blue Star bonds sold to the working class and collateralized by the shares of the Blue Star Future, such as ......
He used all the stable company shares in his name and so on, as a guarantee. At once, more than a dozen bond products with an annualized return of 10%~20% were launched.
It looks a bit silly.
These companies are 10 points stable and valuable, and many people can say that they can be said to covet these companies. And he used the shares of these companies as collateral to launch products with such an annualized yield that many people would buy them even if they were not collateralized.
It's like: Come on, you give me 100 bucks. I'll put the 100 dollars of gold with you first, and then you will come to me a year later and get 115 dollars. If I don't give you 115 dollars, the gold will be given to you, and I will pay you 50 dollars of gold!
This kind of good thing.
Even the rednecks in Texas were all moved. It's just giving money!
This could be the case if there were no strings attached. But if you add all kinds of additional conditions, Abel feels that he is not a loss at all!
The sale.
There are many conditions attached.
First, Article 1.
The total amount of the products he withdrew does not exceed $100 billion! The average annualized return should be 15%, that is, he got $100 billion from these people, and only $115 billion will be enough for them to be repaid a year later!
With his earning power.
There is a smoke of fate, let alone $115 billion. With $100 billion in hand, a 10-fold increase in a year is not a problem!
But if you look at it this way.
He's still giving money...... Why should the $15 billion be given to these people? Isn't it good to put it in his own pocket? Without the $100 billion fund as the principal, he is fully capable of making so much money. Doing so now is almost the same as giving money to someone.
That's right.
Abel was actually giving money.
But this time he is not sending money to individuals, nor is he sending money to a certain force or a certain company.
This time, he chose to send money directly to most of the people in the United States!
Why?
Is he stupid?
Or is he a virgin?!
Hehe......
Take a look at the strings attached!
For example, if the rednecks in Texas want to buy his securities, they will stipulate in the contract: within one year of the contract period, as long as someone abuses him, he must launch a personal attack on the other party!
Another example is those wage earners, the contract stipulates that they must use their real names on Twitter or Instagram and other online social media to eliminate those who dare to abuse Abel on the Internet!
All have similar conditions.
He spent $15 billion to buy a year's bodyguard service for all the American people......
Don't dare to say anything else.
During the year, it is definitely possible to go sideways in the United States. If elections can be held this year, he believes that more money will be spent...... A 20-year-old president of the United States is not impossible.
For example, he directly asked the Sun Fund to announce that one of the conditions for people in Orange County, Los Angeles, to buy these funds was to vote for Winnie Adams, who was running for Congress to the most critical moment.
Money talks.
What he wants to do this time is to have the money to get the whole of America to grind for him!
The plan is huge.
But after Abel himself said the idea, he directly threw it to Zhang Xianglin, and then he didn't care about it.
Because he was stuck in traffic until the evening, he finally arrived at the Hilton Hotel in the heart of New York.
Drop off at the hotel entrance.
A male bodyguard of the four bodyguards sent by Abel to guard Amber Heard hurriedly greeted him.
"Lady Amber Heard is waiting for you up there......"
"Oh. ”
Abel nodded.
"Except for her. Who else?"
The bodyguard glanced at the boss with an envious look, "And Ms. Nicole Kidman......"