Chapter 182: Sharpening the knife does not mistake the woodcutter

"Fei Zhenzhe, what's embarrassing, don't waste time. ”

It's all rehearsing in their spare time, and PolyU's indoor basketball hall is not used for nothing, and people have to charge according to the time. Although there is not much to spread out on the street, Director Wen does not want to spend more money, so he sits on the side and supervises the police audition.

Fei Zhenzhe, a policeman of the National Security Brigade, did not dare to "play tricks" in front of the director, so he hurriedly cleared his throat and sang loudly: "Forward, forward, forward! Our contingent is facing the sun, stepping on the land of the motherland, and carrying the hope of the nation, and we are an invincible force......

"Okay, good singing, please stand in the third row and stand next to Comrade Yu Zhenchuan. Just listen to a few words, Han Chaoyang took a pen and drew a mark on the notebook, and then pointed to the third row of the stands.

Fei Zhenzhe realized that this was asking him to sing a high note, smiled embarrassedly at his colleagues, and ran to the stands.

As soon as he turned around, Director Wen held the roster and urged: "Next, hurry up!"

Du Zilin, a policeman from the Changfeng Street Police Station, had a sad face, and could only sing: "Forward, forward, forward, our team ...... to the sun."

"Stop!" Han Chaoyang raised his head, looked at his old man's former colleague with a smile and said, "Sheriff Du, please read the lyrics." ”

Isn't it just to participate in the song party, why are you doing such a formality?

Du Zilin slandered and recited a few lyrics with a bitter face.

He is a demobilized cadre, his hometown is on the southeast coast, he can't speak words clearly, and he can't speak Mandarin well.

"Director Wen, Director Han, I went over by myself, I know that I can't sing well, I will take the initiative to eliminate!"

"Next!" Their director instructor is also really, knowing that he can't speak Mandarin well and let him come, Director Wen raised his head and glared, no one dared to laugh anymore, and they could only hold back.

There are those who can't articulate their words, those who break their voices, and those who can't grasp the most basic pitch and rhythm.

Han Chaoyang, who has just become "Han Guide", is "iron-faced and selfless", and finds that those who are not suitable to participate in the chorus are mercilessly eliminated, and at the same time, according to each person's voice, it is roughly determined who sings the high note and who sings the bass.

He is not the only "examiner" on the scene, Mr. Liang of the old cadres choir of the 527 factory used to be a music teacher, although he is not very professional, but who is suitable to participate in the chorus and who is not suitable to participate in the chorus, he can still judge, in fact, the choir of the 527 factory is doing very well under his guidance.

It has only been more than an hour since the exam, and more than 40 people have been eliminated on both sides combined, including Secretary Yang, Director Gu and Lao Jin!

They were very focused and strict on the court, and the police officers and street cadres sat in the stands and whispered, and from time to time they raised their mobile phones to secretly take a few photos or record a few videos.

The one in the white dress across from him was his girlfriend. ”

"How many are wearing dresses, which one is it?"

"The one behind Director Gu. ”

"So beautiful, he's so blessed!"

Chen Xiujuan spontaneously felt a sense of pride, covered her mouth and chuckled: "Huang Ying is beautiful, he is not ugly, not only is he not ugly, but he is also very handsome, otherwise he can be the most handsome policeman." Sister Yu, I'm really not helping him blow it, the little girl who likes him is gone, don't believe me I forwarded Weibo to you, look at those comments on Weibo below. ”

There are so many policemen in the substation, Sister Yu only knows that there is one of the most handsome policemen, and tonight is the first time she has seen a real person.

The more I watched, the more fun it became, the more I thought about it, the funnier it became, holding the mineral water and laughing: "In the end, I graduated from an art school, boys are handsome and girls are beautiful, don't you rely on your appearance when you are admitted to an art school." He should go to the entertainment industry like this and come over to be a policeman. ”

"This policeman is doing a good job," Chen Xiujuan looked back at several female policemen in the sub-bureau, and said proudly: "You should know every day in the agency that he still caught a robber and a murderer during the probationary period, and I heard that he played a huge role in the investigation of the 7.17 case, and the bureau leaders valued him very much, otherwise he could ask Grandpa Gu to go out of the mountain, otherwise he could ask Grandpa Gu to be his master!"

"I know how to arrest the murderer, and I twisted it. ”

As soon as the short female policeman's voice fell, a group of police flowers couldn't help but snicker again. It's really a pot that can't be opened, Chen Xiujuan can't regret it, and she secretly scolds herself for mentioning this stubble.

Huang Ying was also not idle, just after a while of WeChat, several eldest sisters on the street came over to ask this and that.

"It's like getting engaged, why don't you have your name on the title deed. ”

"What is similar to getting engaged, we are early," Huang Ying was ridiculed, peeked at the back of the unlucky guy, and said quietly: "People smash pots and sell iron to buy houses in Yanyang, and the bank has so many loans, and relatives and friends have borrowed them." I haven't gotten to the same thing with him, so why do you ask someone to write my name on the real estate certificate. ”

Yingying is right, the parents of these people must be uncomfortable now. ”

"I think there are some things that should be mentioned. ”

You think everyone is like you, marrying a daughter is like selling a daughter, Huang Ying was scared by them, so she simply excused herself to go to the bathroom, got up and slipped away.

……

When Huang Ying went out for a spin and returned to the stands again, all the tests that should be taken were over.

Han Chaoyang walked over and summed up with Teacher Liang, then turned around and said, "Comrades, please be quiet, I know everyone is sitting impatiently, please all stand up, move your legs and feet, adjust your state, the rehearsal is about to begin." ”

The leaders were all staring at him, he was now a "fox and a fake tiger", and everyone stood up together.

Han Chaoyang smiled, looked around at everyone and said in a low voice: "The chorus is not as simple as everyone thinks, and it is also not as difficult as everyone thinks. I guess there is only one song that we are about to rehearse that everyone is not very familiar with, but I believe that we can sing it a few times. In short, our next main task is not to learn to sing, but to learn how to cooperate and how to sing tacitly. ”

Talking eloquently in front of so many people, he is not stage frightened at all, his voice is full of emotion, and he really looks so personable.

The female policemen of the substation didn't find out that the most handsome policeman was indeed handsome until tonight, and when she saw many people looking at him and then looking at herself, Huang Ying was so ashamed that her face was red, but her heart was beautiful.

"Although I only listened to everyone sing a few words just now, I found that everyone generally has problems such as shallow breathing, inhaling and raising shoulders, and not being able to maintain breath. Sharpening the knife is not a mistake for woodcutters, now we will first carry out scientific vocal exercises, I will show you, please put your hands on your waist like me, do 90 degrees bend over and inhale, yes, yes, yes, very good, that's all. ”

Han Chaoyang asked with a smile while demonstrating like doing radio gymnastics: "Do you feel a feeling of swelling in your waist, yes, okay, pause for three seconds, one, two, three, stand up straight, exhale slowly and make a silk sound, not fast, slow and long, yes, yes, very good......"

The young man is a bit interesting, at least it feels very professional, and it's a shame not to be a music teacher!

I have never seen a professional chorus rehearsal, and the leaders who have been "eliminated" such as Secretary Yang, Director Gu and Director Wen feel very fresh, and sit on the side with their arms crossed and laugh without saying a word.

"Okay, let's practice the chromatic scale, which is the melody pitch, Mr. Liang, please put it down. ”

"Assistant Teacher Liang" was prepared, raised his hand and made an OK gesture, leaning over to play music.

Let the choir members use their ears to hear the 12 accompaniments, and then use the teacher-student solitaire game for simulation training, so that the people on the stage know and understand what the pitch is, and then train the two voices to the three parts, and play the music over and over again, reminding the people in the stands to think about the change of the three notes in the major and minor third chords, and worry that they imitate and listen to each other.

The rehearsal lasted for nearly two hours, and he didn't sing a single song, no wonder he just said something "sharpening knives and not cutting wood".

Secretary Yang and Director Gu thought it was very interesting and curious at first, but now they feel a little impatient.

At this time, Han Chaoyang suddenly said: "You may have found that at least you can feel that pronunciation practice is not isolated, and at the same time, to combine breath and resonance, you must sing the effect of resonance, and you must be able to sing a buzzing and magnetic resonance sound!

Now let's try, we have to adjust the position before the official singing, we have made up a group for everyone during the audition just now, and now we invite all the comrades in the C area to stand in the A area. Mr. Liang, please help me arrange the ......"

Adjust the position again!

The leader didn't say anything, and the others naturally didn't dare to say anything, so they could only obey the order and listen to the command.

Teacher Liang, a teaching assistant, is very competent, and took over the schematic diagram drawn by Han Chaoyang to help the whole team.

The female comrades stood in the front, the male comrades were in the back, divided into three chorus teams on the left, middle and right, and even made a "fine-tuning" according to their height and appearance very tacitly, Huang Ying was really arranged in the first row of the middle team, and Chen Xiujuan was also in the first row, but the team standing on the left.

At least it looks a little interesting, Secretary Yang nodded slightly, but Director Wen felt that there was a problem, thinking about it, he simply stood up and walked to Han Chaoyang and asked: "Xiao Han, this is the lineup of the chorus, is the "Chinese People's Liberation Army Military Song" rehearsed or practiced in our sub-bureau?"

"Platoon, let's row next. Han Chaoyang looked back at the whole team, and explained with a smile: "We are mainly practicing how to cooperate now, first practice the military song, as long as the military song can be practiced well, other songs will not be a problem." ”

"Just practice duets and trios first?"

"Almost. ”

"Okay, got it, let's get started. ”

Han Chaoyang promised to start, but he didn't really start, at least he didn't command the big guy to sing a complete military song.

First play the "Chinese People's Liberation Army Military Song" by the Central Symphony Orchestra Choir, and after finishing the assignment, which groups sing bass, which groups sing treble, which groups sing, which groups harmonize.

He gestured in front of him to command, and "Assistant Coach Liang" ran around in the stands.

Wherever he pointed his fingers, Assistant Teacher Liang ran to lead the singing, one by one, one by one, and so on five or six times, and then the chorus began.

"Forward, forward, forward! Our team is facing the sun, stepping on the land of the motherland, and carrying the hope of the nation, we are an invincible force!"

As soon as these few sentences were sung, Han Chaoyang gestured, Yu Zhenchuan, Guan Xiyuan, Wu Wei and other policemen reacted, and sang in unison: "We are the children of the people, we are the armed forces of the people, we are fearless, never give in, fight bravely, until the reactionaries are wiped out, and the banner of *** is flying high!"

"Listen!"

"The wind is howling, and the trumpet is sounding!"

"Listen!"

"How loud the revolutionary song is!"

"Comrades march toward the battlefield of liberation in an orderly manner, and comrades march toward the borders of the motherland and march forward! Our contingent ...... toward the sun, toward the final victory, and toward the liberation of the whole country."

Chorus, that's chorus, it's really together!

The three chorus and the lesbians and gays sang one after another, and everyone looked at his gestures, and sang impassionedly and magnificently as if they were under his influence.

Secretary Yang couldn't help but applaud, and turned his head and smiled while applauding: "Yes, yes, it turns out that military songs can be sung like this, Lao Gu, what do you think?"

"Very good, very professional, Secretary Yang, we are looking for the right person. ”

Military songs can be sung like this, and the street songs must be better than this, and Director Gu is very satisfied.

Director Wen was not dissatisfied but unsatisfied, and couldn't help but smile: "Xiao Han, come again, let's have a big chorus first, and let the comrades of our sub-bureau sing alone." ”

They just haven't heard much of the chorus, in fact, they just started singing, and there are still a lot of problems, but there are still a few days to go, just practice slowly and correct it slowly. Han Chaoyang didn't feel how successful he was, and he didn't feel much failure either, so he looked back and smiled: "Okay, come back a few times." ”