This reminds me of a movie I once watched, in which the male protagonist hugged the female protagonist who was glued to the corpse poison, and everyone asked the male protagonist to leave the female protagonist quickly, because the female protagonist had become a zombie......!

Is the corpse going to bite my tongue? Is the corpse also a zombie? Is there really a ghost in this world? But I don't want to be that unlucky male protagonist!

I closed my eyes and shed tears of grievance!

Mo Chen looked confused, squatted in the grass beside me, shot my face with a flashlight, and asked in surprise: "I said Wu Xiao, are you tired of walking, why are you crying?"

I opened my eyes and saw Mo Chen's beautiful face, and looked around again, only Mo Chen, who was sweating fine on his nose, was squatting beside him, and the corpse that forcibly kissed him just now seemed to have disappeared out of thin air.

Seeing me lying in the grass and looking around, Mo Chen asked, "Wu Xiao, what are you looking for, has the money fallen?"

"Did you just see a corpse, a naked woman?" I got up, turned on my flashlight and continued my search through the grass and woods.

Mo Chen gave me a punch: "Wu Xiao, are you enchanted, how can there be any female naked corpses here, have you been single for too long, you are hallucinating, lying in the grass and dreaming?"

I was in no mood to mess with her, I was still trying to find it: "Don't believe it, I really encountered a corpse just now, and my tongue was almost bitten off by it." ”

"Biting your tongue, even if there is a corpse, why does it bite your tongue?" Mo Chen felt more and more incredible the more she listened, although she and Grandpa Tao studied Bimo culture, there were also some strange problems in it.

But she has never seen this walking corpse, but she has heard others talk about it, but when others say it, she has to see is believing, right?

I replied, "It was like kissing me and gagged me with its lips, but luckily I hid my tongue, otherwise you wouldn't have heard me now." ”

Seeing that I was serious, Mo Chen didn't believe it at all, she grinned and asked directly: "The female ghost wants to kiss you, isn't it afraid that you will have bad breath?"

"Hold the grass, you haven't kissed me, how do you know I have bad breath?" I was said so, I couldn't hold my face, and I was busy sneering at each other.

Unexpectedly, Mo Chen stuck out his tongue mischievously and said to me: "I saw that you were sleeping in a cute position last night, and I wanted to kiss you secretly, but your bad breath was too big, and you still grinded your teeth in the middle of the night, and Miss Ben was so scared that goosebumps rose." ”

"Go, go, go, you're just grinding your teeth, your whole family grinds your teeth, fortunately you didn't kiss me, if you dare to kiss me, I'll bite your tongue out for you, hum!"

I know that Mo Chen is making fun of me again, he didn't let me sleep in bed last night, and he will secretly kiss me?

But now that there is Mo Chen by my side, I am a little bolder, although the corpse just now left a shadow in my heart, but at least I am still alive and well.

Forget it, since I'm not dead, I have to live well, I still firmly believe in my heart that there are no ghosts in this world at all, and the incident just now must be an illusion, even if it is not an illusion, then someone else wants to mess with me.

As for why I was messed with, I can't say it myself, I want to remember where I offended someone, what enmity I had, so that I can look for clues.

Seeing me walking in front, Mo Chen patted his chest and hurriedly inhaled, it was so dangerous, he almost said his careful thoughts just now.

She may feel that the stupid uncle in front of her is a piece of elm head, and if I can see my mind in this situation, wouldn't it be embarrassing for me?

Hey, it's best to hide that mind in the bottom of my heart, this stupid uncle actually doesn't have bad breath, he doesn't grind his teeth, and his sleeping position at night is very cute, before waking him up, she really kissed him, it was her first kiss, dedicated to a sleeping person......

The sun is shining and the lantana is in full bloom, and there is a small village with smoke curling in the nest of thousands of trees and lantana, and it is time to make breakfast, and the smell of bacon wafts everywhere in the village.

I swallowed my saliva, covered my gurgling belly, and climbed up the hillside opposite to the small village with Mo Chen, the bowl of rice balls last night had already been digested into air, and we needed to replenish our energy after walking all night on the mountain road.

Mo Chen walked in front, his steps were very brisk, like a deer in the mountains, and the vitality on his body could not be used up at all.

On the other hand, my steps are getting heavier and heavier, as if I have fallen dozens of pounds of iron on my legs, and every step is very difficult, and I stepped on a pile of pine needles when I climbed the slope, slipped with a bang, and fell a dog eating.

I climbed on the soft hillside, and saw a bunch of things kicked out of the pine needles just now, the ones were white and tender, each one was more than ten centimeters long, and the appearance made people blush and heartbeat, because it was too much like the one on a man's body.

I hurriedly kicked the soil with my foot to cover them, so as not to embarrass Mo Chen, who knew that Mo Chen ran down the hillside like a rabbit, took off his coat and picked up the things I kicked out of the soil like picking up treasures, and wrapped them in his coat.

I asked with a blank face: "I said Mo Da Police Flower, why are you carrying this thing, it's all mud, isn't it dirty?"

"This is a treasure, it's a gift from God, you have to have the luck to win the jackpot to find it, what is dirty, wouldn't it be nice to wash it?" Mo Chen's answer made me think about it!

I have mixed feelings in my heart, and I always muttering what this Mo Chen is going to do with that strange thing, is it really a person with advanced consciousness after zero?

Before he could finish muttering to himself, a row of two-story cabins appeared before him, built on a flat piece of land on the edge of a cliff on the mountainside, built in the form of stilted houses, all made of pine and cypress, and looked small and sturdy.

Looking at this row of cabins, I couldn't help but admire: "Wow, what a genius, this level of construction is amazing, it is almost one with the mountains!"

"Don't stand still, let's go inside, I'm hungry. ”

Mo Chen couldn't wait, took my hand, and walked briskly in the direction of the cabin, I had to speed up my pace to keep up with her rhythm, the cabin got closer and closer, and I heard the laughter of the girls.

Walking into the wooden house group, I saw that on the balcony of the second hug of the wooden house, there were many young girls sitting or standing, who did not look very old, some of them embroidered flowers, some read books, and more of them chatted and worked by the bamboo basket, and there were bursts of laughter from time to time.

Because everywhere I looked, there were all girls, and I also asked in surprise: "I said Miss Qin, have I come to the daughter country, why are there all girls here?"

"You guessed it right, this is the daughter country. Mo Chen pulled me open the door of a wooden house, and seven or eight little girls dressed in Yi costumes all turned around, as if waiting for them.

"Momo, is he your old watch?"

A girl saw Mo Chen pulling me in, and immediately asked, and when the girl asked, the other girls stared at the two of them and laughed.

This smile made Mo Chen laugh embarrassedly, and hurriedly waved his hand and said to the others: "Don't get me wrong, he and I are just good friends, really just good friends." ”

"Good friends, walk hand in hand, whoever lets go first is the dog. ”

After hearing Mo Chen's words, those girls all clapped their hands and said this like a children's rhyme.

Mo Chen heard what they said, only to realize that his hand was holding my hand with my hand, his little face was red, and he quickly shook off my hand and ran to another room with something in his arms.

After Mo Chen ran away, all the girls surrounded me, and you asked me one by one: "Tell me honestly, are you our Momo's old watch?"

When I heard the three words of Ah Lao Biao, what came to my mind was a song: "Ah Lao Biao, Ah Lao Biao, if you want to come, come to Karma, if you don't come, you can't say it, don't let the little sister wait in vain." ”

This is a song that spreads all over the country, the singing is melodious and beautiful, the lyrics are playful and touching, I like to sing it since I was a child, so I think the three words of A Lao Biao are a kind of name for girls to outsiders.

I said to the girls, "Yes, I am her old watch, I have a good relationship with her, you should treat me like Momo." ”

"It turns out that you are really her old watch, no wonder I saw you holding hands just now, Momo, this girl is really amazing, she just went out for a few days and brought a old watch back. ”

The girls surrounded me, looking at me while praising Mochen, as if they were inspecting the product with their eyes, and I was uncomfortable, but fortunately Momo shouted in the back room: "Wu Xiao, don't stand outside, come in and help me." ”

Hearing Mo Chen shout, I hurriedly broke free from the girls' onlookers and fled, ran to the house inside, and saw Mo Chen washing things by the pool.

Mo Chen washed the strange-shaped thing we picked up on the hillside just now, and I was a little surprised: "My police flower lady, why are you washing this?"

"Of course it's washed and eaten, don't you know that this is the legendary mountain delicacy?" Mo Chen asked while washing: "You chatted with the girls outside quite well." ”

I stared at the so-called mountain delicacy in her hand, and questioned with a face: "What kind of mountain delicacy is this thing dug out of the soil, I think it looks like a yam." ”

"Don't interrupt, my words, I just asked you if you were having a good chat with the beauties outside. Mo Chen's tone increased, as if he was a little angry.

I spread my hands and said to her, "How dare I talk to the beautiful women outside, I'm just answering their questions." ”

"Do you have to answer a question for a long time? Tell me what question is so difficult for you to answer?" Mo Chen did not relent, and continued to ask.

I smiled wryly: "They asked me if I was your old watch." ”

"I know, they asked me about it. Mo Chen didn't raise her head, and the things in her hand were almost washed, she continued to ask, "Then how did you answer?"

"I answered truthfully, yes!" I said.

Mo Chen stopped his hand, turned to stare at my face, and suddenly looked at me with a strange look, this look made my heart furious: "My big police flower, what's wrong, did I answer wrong?"

"Do you know what Ah Lao Biao stands for here?"

"Isn't that what you local girls call for out-of-town tourists?"

"No, Ah Lao Biao is the name of a Yi girl to her sweetheart, and a Yi boy is called Cousin A when she calls her sweetheart!"

Hearing Mo Chen say this, I was speechless for a while, did I volunteer to be Mo Chen's sweetheart?

Could this be the legendary self-defeating? I hurriedly said to Mo Chen: "Listen to me explain the big police flower, I really didn't mean to take advantage of you, because I really didn't know that you still had this custom, if I knew that you had this custom, I wouldn't dare to talk nonsense if I beat you to death." ”