Lu Yifa is completely finished this time, although he is not the only one who was approached by the ghost Nanako last night to teach him to be a person, but he is the worst one, because he is unfortunately the first to become the first to try the ghost Nanako, and because this guy is the first to jump out and stir up the wind and rain, there is still a big suspicion of the mastermind behind the scenes.

After all, in this hype turmoil, Lu Yifa is the person with the greatest vested interests, when the number thief misled netizens with Nanazi's Weibo, he also showed a great bias towards this guy, it is obvious that this guy must have some kind of connection with the number thief, so the ghost Nanako naturally will not be soft on him, and he is not soft at all, and he is the most powerful on him.

The rest of the people who 'ordered' the ghost door-to-door service, at most, were scared out of a psychological shadow by the ghost Nanako, and many people could still cry and howl and only wear *** pants to the street to go to the street/run around, although they were frightened, but after a few more days of cultivation, they can still recover, at most they will become a little afraid of the dark, afraid of being alone.

But as soon as Lu was released, he was frightened and fainted, and he peed his pants, and a large piece of the skin on his thighs was acidified and ulcerated by his own urine..... Of course, in fact, this is not a big deal, after all, if you are serious, he did not suffer any major personal injuries, but the physical/physical injuries are not serious, and mentally, it is not certain.

Because it's so good to die, this matter was discovered, and it was also moved to his own news headlines as a lace gossip material by a certain shock news department, which is embarrassing, because if this matter is not spread, even if the matter is very embarrassing, he can still take advantage of the popularity and topicality of this hype to return to the top in one fell swoop.

But again, everyone knows about this matter!

Now on the Internet, there are rumors that a well-known cartoonist surnamed Lu did not clean up his personal hygiene in time after wetting the bed, and eventually caused his legs to be corroded and ulcerated by his own urine, and directly moved the news text and pictures of the shock department, there are pictures, words and truths, so that there are three and very comedic news, which has always been the favorite of netizens, so in less than an hour, the Internet was swiped by this news, LL group, Weibo, major forums, including the video barrage of station E, all of them are this news, everyone is telling relatives and friends around this news, as a fun look, as if you don't know this news, you will be outdated.

In this way, the news and messages spread more and more widely, and many netizens spontaneously added a lot of 'supplementary details' to this news, what Lu Yifa's leg ulceration is serious, and it has now been amputated, and some people even directly named Lu Yifa's real name and announced it......

Lu Yi's Weibo has been occupied by countless melon-eating netizens, all of whom are laughing and teasing him, if it weren't for Lu Yi's discovery that he was still being treated in the hospital and didn't have time to read these news on the Internet, maybe he would have been angry and spurted blood, the kind of damage of netizens can really make people angry and vomit blood!

The guy in front... Why are you so ugly: hahahaha, laughing to death, Lu Yifa, you are a bad color, and you have finally been punished, right? I peed my pants, and as a result, my legs were corroded and festered, I just want to ask you? Is your urine still hydrochloric acid? Hahahahaha.......

Daoist Remnant Cloud: Well, Poor Dao pinched his fingers and found that Lu Yifa's name is very happy, and besides, Poor Dao has also been calculated, Lu Yifa's donor, you will have a daughter in the future, who is strong, muscular, bearded, and a strange woman who is not born in the world!

Kabbalah Tree: The Remnant Cloud Dao Elder is very knowledgeable! Have you heard Lu Yifa? The Remnant Cloud Dao Leader personally named your daughter, Lu Chuxue, what a beautiful artistic conception, you must not live up to the Dao Chief's good intentions.

Biqiyang: There's nothing to say, I'm just here to see the excitement and jokes of Lu Yifa's old bangzi, hahahahaha... Laugh three times first, to show the joy in your heart, Lu Yifa, you also have today, when you stepped on our family's XX hype to get on the throne, I was waiting for today, fortunately, God is willing to make you a big joke today!

Only Demon Cultivation: Come and come, don't miss it, everyone come and take a look, this guy in front of us, called Lu Yifa, is an extremely despicable villain, and then ..... He peed his pants, his legs were rotten, he became the biggest joke of the year, wahahaha, don't you feel very relieved, I really want to sing a song!

Lori dipping sweet sauce: Once upon a time, there was a person named Lu Yifa, who loved hype very much, and did everything he could, in order to be famous and on top, he racked his brains, but he never got his wish, and then today, I decided to help him and send him to the hot search version and headlines, Lu Yifa, it's done, let's go to you!

Wuling Hongguang on Qiuming Mountain: Hahaha, I like to see it, although I didn't know who this Lu Yifa was before, but seeing everyone so excited, then I don't have to think about it, I don't want to ask more about this person's black history, just two words, I'll send you to the hot search version!

Pure white light: Lu Yifa, sit tight, fasten your seatbelt, I will give you a boost, go ahead, get on the throne of the hot search version of the headlines!

Whispering and sighing: Top!

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Take a look at these lively comments, you know, how annoying Lu Yifa is, this is not who found the water army to deliberately hack him, it is purely an activity spontaneously organized by some netizens who hate Lu Yifa, this guy has not known how many people have been harmed by hype methods such as high and low over the years, there are cartoonists with peers, there are also some stars, and even some people who can't fight with him, as long as he is a little famous, he wants to go up and make up for it, but you can imagine how many people he has offended.

Not to mention the fans of the celebrity cartoonists who have been harmed by him, even the stars themselves, there are many people who have specially reprinted this 'shocking' news about Lu Yifa, and in just one hour, this news has successfully appeared on the hot search version and firmly occupies the headline position!

If you change the situation, change the news, he Lu Yifa is estimated to be able to wake up with a smile when he falls asleep, he has been hyping for so many years, he has worked hard, and he has never achieved such good results, and now he doesn't have to do anything to make himself in the headlines, this is a dream treatment that he couldn't even think of before.

But it's a pity that his news is not good content, but something that makes a joke and makes a fool of it...... It's really a mess of the world.

At the same time, a news company that produced this news shocked the department.

"Xiao Wang, the news you handled today, the public's response was very enthusiastic, and it made headlines, which is of great benefit to our company's popularity, so the minister decided to reward you with a month's salary!

In addition, the minister also said that since the audience responded so enthusiastically, we might as well make persistent efforts to continue to track and report this news and drive everyone's enthusiasm out, so I hope that Xiao Wang, you will continue to track and report in the hospital where the party Lu Yifa is located, as long as you do a good job, not to mention the monthly salary, the year-end bonus will be given to you in advance!"

"Yes, editor-in-chief, I will definitely live up to the company's expectations, and I will definitely dig out all the heat of this news, so you can relax and wait for my good news!

Stimulated by the year-end bonus, the reporter known as Xiao Wang showed great enthusiasm, patted his chest on the spot to ensure that he absolutely went all out, and then immediately set off for the hospital.

In the hospital on the other side, a nurse lady was frowning and cutting Lu Yifa's pants with scissors, and then gently tore the strip of cloth that had been adhered to the ulcerated skin.

He howled and complained, "Nurse, is it good for you to move lightly, it hurts! How can you become a nurse with such a professional level!"

The nurse pouted in disgust, and didn't say anything, but in her heart she was slandering, "You guy, I have endured the smell of urine all over your body to treat you with medicine, and you are still complaining to me about your temper, I really don't know what to do!"

Thinking like this, the strength of the nurse's hand was deliberately increased, and with a 'swish', she directly tore off the cloth that was stuck to Lu Yifa's legs, and a small piece of skin tissue and flesh particles were also glued to the cloth, which looked disgusting, and the festering skin part was also oozing bright red blood.

The rough movements of the nurse lady made Lu scream in pain, "Wow, what are you doing, do you want to hurt me to death? Believe it or not, I'm complaining about you!"

"You're a big man, it's really a shame to scream at such a little pain! Besides, aren't you shouting that you can't stand the pain? Then I'll just give you a good time, long pain is better than short pain, I'm doing this for your good. The nurse said lightly.

The corners of Lu Yifa's mouth twitched, "Forget it, hurry up and give me medicine, I just made an appointment with a master, and now the time is almost over, so I won't worry about you." ”

After experiencing the terrifying scene last night, Lu Yifa still has palpitations, and it can be regarded as his luck, he fainted directly, so he was not scared crazy and stupid, so when he came to his senses, the first thing he did was to make a phone call to a master in the magic capital who was "famous" and "powerful", and asked the master to help him ward off evil spirits and eliminate disasters.