Chapter 232: Human Experiments
The whole table of dishes prepared by Xiang Pang has a theme, and the theme of today's table is paradise.
The dishes are decorated with extraordinary care, and the raw materials of unknown ingredients are made into small bridges and flowing waters, or weeds and flowers, or the appearance of rare and exotic beasts are placed in all kinds of plates like paradises, there are really mountains and rivers, flowers and grasses, people and beasts, just like a complete village.
And Wang Fen is like a big monster gluttonous who has broken into the fairyland, swallowing those exquisite dishes like works of art in one bite, and there is a bloody slaughter village, and there are no chickens and dogs.
Seeing that the dishes he had carefully prepared were slaughtered by Wang Fen bloodily, Xiang Pang calmed down, and motioned to Wang Fen with a smile to ask for help, he has been with the big leader for so long, and he still has this bit of qi cultivation.
Soon Wang Fen wiped out the last chopsticks dish, it was a potato carved dog and a few cattle and sheep who didn't know what to do, and then closed his eyes and carefully recalled it for two minutes, not only the taste was very good, but he had never eaten such a delicate dish like this poor hanging silk, and today's meal also gave him a lot of inspiration, so that he had a clearer idea of the restaurant he was going to open.
"Director Xiang, please stretch out a finger first. Under Jia Lan's expectant gaze, Wang Fen finally opened his eyes and said.
Xiang Pang stretched out a finger and held it in the air for no apparent reason.
"Okay, don't move. After Wang Fen finished speaking, he also slowly stretched out a finger, stopped in mid-air and remained motionless, opposite the finger stretched out to Pang ten centimeters away, and then Wang Fen's fingers stopped moving, but his body trembled slightly, and it seemed to be very difficult.
Although there is no special light and shadow effect, Wang Fen's expression is like holding his breath hard, Xiang Pang stared at Wang Fen's erect fingers without blinking, in his opinion, Wang Fen's eyes are clear, deep and sharp, but his fingers are unseen and unheard of.
The palms are crystal warm and moist like jade, and the ten fingers are as white as peeling spring onions.
And Xiang Pang's finger, which was ten centimeters away from Wang Fen's finger, was as fat as a pig's trotter in comparison.
After Wang Fen held back for a while, his fingers were raised higher and higher, and slowly moved towards Xiang Pang, like an ET alien poster, his fingertips nodded at the fingertips erected to Xiang Pang, and then quickly retracted his hand.
"How?" Wang Fen looked at Xiang Pang very nervously, as if he had made a very dangerous move.
"Nothing special. Although Xiang Pang felt a tingling sensation when he was fingertip to fingertip just now, he was still a little inexplicable, does this bald head think he is an ET alien, can he heal his injuries with a little fingertip to fingertip. But ET's fingers in the movie will glow, and the most important thing is that ET is an alien, don't think that you are an alien if you are bareheaded like an alien, and you can heal with your fingertips.
Although Wang Fen is not an alien, he has a star core from the outer universe that is much better than ET.
And for Xiang Pang, the little fat man, Wang Fen plans to give him electricity, since the body can be stored energy, Wang Fen has not tested what effect it has on other people's experiences, and today it is just a test.
Because he had never been electrified, Wang Fen didn't know how much electricity to use, and what to do if he was electrocuted all at once, so he just used a little bit at first, and he took it with a touch.
It's like not knowing if he will be allergic to penicillin, Wang Fen first took a skin test similar to penicillin before taking his fingertips.
"It's okay, it seems that your body is pretty good, then I'm really here." Since Xiang Pompi didn't seem to have any reaction after trying it, Wang Fen put his heart down, slowly raised a finger again, and began to close his eyes like a breathless.
But after a minute, there was no movement, this time Xiang Pang would not be in a good mood, this bald head is not playing with him as a retarded person, is this constipation or something famous. Just when Xiang Pang retracted his finger impatiently and just wanted to speak, who knew that Wang Fen suddenly opened his eyes and touched his forehead lightly.
Xiang Pang felt a bang in his mind, and a burst of indescribable and extremely strong tingling sensation came from his forehead, like lightning in the dark illuminating the dark night sky, and tearing the night sky into pieces, Xiang Pang's mind was also shattered by Wang Fen's light finger, and it was a mess.
Xiang Pang's brain temporarily stopped thinking like a short circuit, countless incomprehensible images flashed through his mind, and he also lost the concept of time, as if he had experienced a lifetime in a short moment, and this tingling sensation continued to flood and spread, and soon his entire head and chest had lost sensation, and his saliva and tears were even more out of control, and he was constantly drenched, and soon his clothes were soaked.
"Brother Guang, this, what's the situation?" Jia Lan shouted in shock, in his opinion, Wang Fen just used a finger, gently, slowly nodded at Xiang Pang's forehead, but Xiang Pang was as if he was hit by Thor's hammer, his expression was sluggish, his saliva was out of control, and he acted like a vegetative person.
Wang Fen didn't answer Jia Lan, he withdrew his fingers with a serious expression, and at the same time gasped heavily, as if it took a lot of effort, and then closed his eyes and said something in his mouth, as if he was feeling something to calculate.
It's a pity that Jia Lan doesn't know lip language, if she does, she knows that Wang Fen is chanting vigorously, "Don't die, don't die." ”
After a full five minutes, Xiang Pang slowly came back to his senses, and his tears stopped flowing, but his saliva still remained uncontrollably, he stared at Wang Fen in horror, and asked inarticulately, "You... You... Ditch (research) after all. Oh (me) ... What did you do?"
Seeing that Xiang Pang regained his senses, Wang Fen also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, he only used a little bit of electricity, how did he know that Xiang Pang's reaction was so big, it really startled him, but since there was nothing to do now, Wang Fen also put his mind at ease and prepared to make a nonsense.
"Xiao Xiang, I can see the cause of your illness. Seeing Xiang Pang's frightened appearance like an injured rabbit, Wang Fen unconsciously changed his name to Xiang Pang, and his aura slowly became stronger.
"What is the reason?" asked Xiang Pang excitedly, his head was still a little dizzy, and he didn't notice the change in Wang Fen's name for him, but seeing that this bald head actually had such a big reaction when he touched his forehead, it seemed that he really had real skills, so that Xiang Pang's already dead heart couldn't help but give birth to a glimmer of hope.
"Xiao Xiang, it's the first time I've met you, but your first impression to me is that you're very rational, very professional, very knowledgeable, and a very rare scholar and expert official. Wang Fen first patted a routine sycophant, and then began to slowly add materials, "For example, I came over with Brother Xiao Jia today just to talk about the preliminary intention, and you also want to see what feasibility report and other things." It seems that without these paper-based materials and a lot of rational analysis, you find it difficult to understand the real situation of this project. ”
Xiang Pang's mind is still a little confused, what does this bald head mean by saying this, what's wrong with rationality, and what's wrong with asking for materials. He is a top student who graduated from Beijing University, how could he be irrational in the first place. He felt that Wang Fen looked too much like a gangster, and he didn't know what pheasant university he studied.
"Rationality is a good thing, but being too rational is sometimes a bad thing, which can add a lot of stress to the body, and in extreme cases, it may even have a bad effect on the body. Let's take your body, reason tells you that you eat much longer, so you eat very little, but this is only one aspect of the truth, but the reality is that no matter how little you eat, your body still can't lose weight. And you have used almost all rational methods to cure, but unfortunately all of them have no effect. Wang Fen slowly brags nonsense, while observing Xiang Pang's reaction, seeing that Xiang Pang did not interrupt his speech, nor did he show too much resistance, Wang Fen continued to brag, "And the reason why you can't be cured is because your cause is that you are too rational." Your rationality makes you have to have a reasonable explanation for each problem, which invisibly adds a lot of pressure to your body, and in the end, your body can't eat and collapse, and it becomes like this. ”
Xiang Pang was already dumbfounded, even if he graduated from Beijing University, his brain was not enough, and he didn't know what this bald head was talking about, rational or irrational, does this have anything to do with being fat, and he didn't feel that he was that kind of perfectionist, demanding that everything be reasonable.
"Well, let's use a simple analogy. The human body is sometimes like a car, and everyone's body is different, just like different models of cars. Wang Fen began to use the car to reason again, he has just learned to drive in the past few days, and his enthusiasm is still very high, and he talks about driving from time to time.
"There are many types of cars, some of which are low-speed engines and some are high-speed engines. A supercar with a high-speed engine, you drive it as a tractor, and every time you give the throttle a thousand turns, if the car is driven like this, the oil will not burn sufficiently, that is, you give the throttle small, but hurt the car. And people are the same, some people have special physiques, born with a big stomach, no matter how little they eat, it is useless, and their digestion will be insufficient, but they will be even thinner. I checked your pulse before, and I found that your body is very special. There is wildness in your weakness, and passion in your regularity. Then I used the secret method to perform an analysis and examination of you, and found that your body is really different. ”
"Your body has unlimited potential, wild and passionate, and it is as rare as a supercar on the road, and it has the same super engine as a supercar, well... That is, the stomach. Look at you, the saliva still lingers, and that is that my secret method has stimulated your body's instincts, and your body is now extremely hungry. That's why I said you ate it wrong. Wang Fen continued to talk non-stop, and did not forget to find a reason for Xiang Pang to be so unconscious that he was electrocuted by him and drooled.
"Then how should I treat my disease?" Xiang Pang asked after thinking for a while, he never found that he had any wild impulses, nor did he have any passionate outbursts, but the reason didn't matter what the reason was, he only cared about the result, no matter what the reason this bald head said, as long as it could make him lose weight, he didn't care about anything else.
"Knowing the cause, it's good to prescribe the right medicine, I said before that your illness is mainly because you are too rational, if you want to treat it... You have to do something irrational. Wang Fen said pointedly, finally revealing his tail. Since he can't come up with any plausible project plan, he can only make Xiang Pang irrational on the issue of selling land.