"Water is the source of life, the key to production, and the foundation of ecology. "www.biquge.info This is one of the most significant policies put forward in the No. 1 document of the Central Committee.

Then, under the development of human subjective consciousness for many years, water has always been divided into many types. Hardness, purity, even if there is garbage floating upstream, the value of the so-called mineral water will far exceed the value of the so-called mineral water, although it is all H2O.

However, among all these classifications, there are some types of water that can always be overwhelming. Such as: weak water, aqua regia, Indian god water, although mixed with non-drinking products in various senses. But in either sense, the combat power of water is unmatched.

And there is a kind of water, which has nicknames such as golden beans, raindrops, kisses and sucking Yunxiu's affection, which is also ..... Mystery, the truth of the water flooding the golden mountain.

The so-called, "cheap tears." ”

This is the 102nd day of being targeted by legal Lori.,In the depths of this garden,A high school boy,Helpless to taste the bitter fruit alone.,Use almost pitiful or even equal to nothing.,Comfort a legal Lori who is enough to be described as crying.。 In the distance, on a square outside the garden, the square dancers, who are the most polluted in the city, were shocked by this scene, and the end result was naturally high school students shouting "My sister, my sister." "Holding the legal Lori, it is reasonable to run away.

..........

Outside the school gate, a boy with short black and white hair was wearing a school uniform that could only be described as a compliment. Followed by a well-behaved and cute little Lori in professional clothes. With a timid expression, one hand tugged at the hem of the boy's clothes, and the little Lori looked at the school gate cautiously. If you add "Baby goes to class with peace of mind, daddy will pick you up at night, etc." "Or maybe it's a normal attacking elementary schoolboy.

Even a college student with three children who worked hard to play the warm banner of "listening to his father" is better than today's scene.

Because, this is a high school.

Because, the boy is a high school student.

Because,Lori is a teacher.。

"Can anyone tell me what's going on!"

Shu Fengxun, who had an incredible expression at the school gate, shouted out a question that he still couldn't believe in a tone that he couldn't believe so far. In an instant, the unbearable memories of an hour ago came to mind.

.....

If there's one thing in the world that's the most annoying, it's the morning bell. Harsh, sharp, and above all, the reason nurtured by civilization is reminding the groggy brain over and over again of the possibility of being late.

In a bedroom littered with all sorts of paints, with an unfinished painting on an easel in the corner next to the bed, a spotless computer desk sits the only tablet that has been wiped down that reflects the first rays of sunlight that enters the room. A boy with short black and white hair is lying lazily on the bed. Opened his eyes with a pair of red pupils, reluctantly turned them off and put them on the bedside table, constantly making chopping motions and making a "Tick.. Backbite.. Tick." The sound of the knight-type alarm is turned off.

Next to the boy, a legal Lori in a boy's shirt is wearing a sweet smile, borrowing the traditional description of hanging next to the boy like a koala.

"Sunglasses, what about sunglasses? really, you can do without sunglasses madao, probably. Damn albinism, is it really better to live alone, no, according to someone, is it forced to try to adapt to this society? It's great, it's a step forward, Shu Fengxun. ”

"Well, that's great, Uncle Fengxun. ”

Legal Lori rubbed her confused eyes, kneeling on the bed with her legs in a figure-eight shape, with a gentle smile on her face, with my wife Yuno who was like Zou Ji sarcastically mocking the standard of King Qi's Nakh, no, my wife is beautiful to me, and said in a private tone.

"Hmm...."

"Uh-huh....!"

"Sorry !!!!"

"Who?"

"Xueqi, Brother Xun. ”

"Who?"

"Xueqi, Brother Xun. ”

Why don't you vomit for me, sighed lightly, and Shu Fengxun made a look of understanding.

"Ahh Originally...... That's your sister."

What is this, what is this, ah, all the sons of a hundred schools, the three clear Rulai, Jesus Gandhi, who can speak give a reason. What a damn romantic comedy of this crappy pit daddy. What is the aftermath of this legendary legend?

"Well, can you ask a question?"

A hysterical high school student, trembling and frightened, sat on a computer desk with a pale face that could be called serious. Cautiously looking at a legal Lori who was gentle and cute at the moment, and looked at the high school student with spring eyes, asked cautiously.

"Well, yes, if Brother Xun wants to know, Xueqi will tell Brother Xun. ”

"First, the memory of running away with you last night is a bit lost, can you retell it. ”

The high school student stretched out a finger with his right hand and gestured to a 1, and asked calmly while covering his face with his left hand.

It is a long and orderly story, with ups and downs in the plot, and the picture is full of connotative scenes.

It was a high school student who absconded with a legal Lori.,When passing by the square.,Got involved in a verbal war between an aunt and an uncle because of the choice of music.。

According to the story of legal Lori, the aunt's handsome hair turned blonde, and a powerful Ω ignited around her, and a brilliant starlight was shot at the uncle. For the sake of the truth that there is only one, I forced myself to endure without making any comments. In the subsequent narration, I heard the same fact as I thought, as the opponent of the aunt, the uncle was obviously superior, and the backhand punch turned into six blurred worlds, like a millstone crushing the starlight.

When I naively thought that in Lori's mouth, I was going to be involved in a war between two bulls or that I was going to war, Lori used a plural rank-.

"Later, the aunts put out the Ten Ancient Absolute Arrays, and the uncles were not to be outdone and sacrificed the Twelve Ancestral Witch Arrays, and then broke the space and fought all the way to the eternal unknown. Not..... I woke up after that. ”

"Well, how can I say it, your dream is really ..... Wonderful. ”

It's not just wonderful.,Such a talent is not a master of hidden weapons, being forced to die by the brothers in the door, reincarnated, reborn, or making a coffin board to go to Mars to find the Bodhi tree to enlighten the Tao, it's a pity that the Lori face that can obviously fuse several souls to learn to steal the reincarnation of the scriptures。 Well, wouldn't it be better to describe it as childlike?

"Hehe.... It's not that easy to pull. At this time, it's me who suffers no matter how you look at it, right, Brother Xun, why put on a bitter face. ”

Legal Lori, no, Xue Qi's face was marked with a mark that belonged to the years, and she said in a bland tone that sounded like it made her heart tighten. That's right, if something happened at night. It must not be some **anecdote, but **naked unreserved violation!

"Last night, Brother Xun wanted to send me home, but you had an old problem, so I sent you back. Don't worry, nothing happened. ”

In front of Shu Feng Xun, legal Lori made a misunderstanding that was beautiful even if something happened, and I wouldn't ask you for anything because of this.

"Well, why do you know my address? ”

"Because you're so similar to someone I used to like, it's normal to just keep track of things to this extent. ”

Just keep track of it? Spare me, ok. Compared to you, who forgive the stalkers and paparazzi all over the world, this is really just a matter of this level.

"So, that means you want to turn me into a replacement. Well, the man you used to like. ”

If it's a normal man, no, as a normal high school boy, this would at least be a rampaging and walk away. While roaring angrily, "I am who I am, not a substitute for anyone." While turning jealousy and grief into anger. Instead of calmly conducting friendly talks like I did.

As the saying goes, the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment. At the beginning, I understood that he was approached purposefully, and he would be stupid and couldn't tell the difference that the other party had a good impression of him, and the actor who inexplicably put up the flag, almost eighty percent of high school boys are like this. Being treated with a gentle tone by a gentle girl, you will be stupid to think that the other party likes you and will be gentle with yourself, and then when you chat with close friends.

"Ah, who absolutely likes me. ”

"Eh, it's really fake, being fancied by such a good girl, you kid is really ....."

Most of the endings end with a girl entering into a relationship with another boy. No, it should be the end of the liver and brain of the boys who were treated gently after the relationship between men and women gritted their teeth and regretted it.

"No, no, the only thing I like right now is you. ”

Xue Qi, who once again turned into a koala and hung on Shu Feng Xun's body, drew a shape representing the ∞ on Shu Feng Xun's chest with her right hand, and the corners of her mouth curled in an indescribable arc.

"Huh, huh?"

Shu Fengxun stopped the legal Lori hanging on him.,It's very simple to deal with the girl who pretends to play with fire.。 Shu Feng Xun put his forehead on top of legal Lori's forehead.

It was two faces looking at each other, the tips of each other's noses were close enough to rub sparks, and Shu Fengxun's nose was filled with only the sweet smell of legitimate Lori.

As long as you pout, you can touch the ruddy and soft lips that exude a sweet scent.

"Then, as long as the blush fades quickly, this game is my victory. ”

In the moment when the words in Shu Fengxun's mind had just dispersed. With a look of shyness, Legal Lori silently closed her eyes.

"Uh. ”

"Yayaya, what's the matter, with an expression of letting you pick it, you want to dry the wool. This is not the time to be shy in shouting "too close, too close." "And then push me away, right? Even the gods of the Celestial Empire who shouted that emotional dramas were not easy to write would not have written so smoothly and toppled the plot without suspense. ”

"Cut. ”

"Can't you?"

Looking at Shu Fengxun's legal Lori who was stunned in place with a stiff expression, with a hellish expression, her innocent eyes flashed innocently. Pressing his fingers on his rosy cheeks, he asked with an innocent and cute expression.

"Heh, hehehe. Hahahaha. ”

"Really, in the end, it's me who plays with fire. You can't do what you're not good at!"

Witch,This legitimate Lori is a witch.。 Although I don't know if I dare to play like this because I fully understand my character, or if I just play it recklessly, this woman is definitely a witch. Under the appearance of innocence and cuteness, under the appearance of a model of justice, under the appearance of a mascot. Completely has the heart of a witch who doesn't pay for the life of the black dead.

........

"It's worthy of Brother Xun, and I don't think we're eye-catching enough. ”

Well-behaved and cute, little Lori, who is wearing professional clothes, let go of the little hand that is dragging Shu Feng Xun's clothes, and said with a smile that seems to be shy, but completely unscrupulous in Shu Feng Xun's eyes. Personality collapses.,Where is the character image of the hot-blooded teacher who was a righteous example in front of me before.。

"Classes went. ”

looked at Shu Fengxun who was striding away, until the figure disappeared, and the smile on his face seemed to follow Shu Fengxun's back and leave. At the school gate, Xueqi, who lost her smile, and Xueqi, who lost her life, just covered her chest tightly with her hands. It's as if you want to hide something deep in your heart.

"Ah, have you heard, I didn't expect Teacher Xueqi to come to class normally. ”

"What are you boys talking about, is Teacher Xueqi wrong?"

"Hmph, your favorite teacher came with a boy, after all, you don't have to rely on a man. ”

.....

"Ah, little brother, I heard that I went to school with Teacher Xueqi, do you have a hand? ”

The moment Shu Fengxun entered the door, Xi Yaqi appeared from that corner and gave a cordial and friendly greeting to Shu Fengxun with a deep and cordial elbow blow.

"Are you a criminal investigation team?"

With a long sigh, he put on an expression that convinced you, Shu Fengxun at this moment can be described as in front of everyone.

"Tut-tut. ”

"In fact, I've always felt that Brother Xun is the best person to comfort Teacher Xueqi. ”

Still sitting at the window, someone said with an expression on his face that was exactly the same as he expected.

"Comfort? ”

That witch needs comfort? Are you sure you're not getting the wrong person to be comforted with? I don't know how many times my young man's heart has been broken in a morning, why didn't anyone come to comfort me, even if it was the one who was also a sword, there were still two scabbards in front and back. What do I have, a bunch of gossipy-minded bastard classmates with a witch stalker.

"Well, don't you know. Yesterday there was a boy facing a girl in gym class. Then Teacher Xueqi took action and beat the boy. ”

Wow, no matter what that is, the second half of the martial arts completely pushed the nature of the incident to a terrifying height.

"What's that?"

Xiang Wenxuan, who was originally bored, asked with a curious expression while playing the elimination game.

"What else can there be, it's a key high school, and it's ** or something like that. We don't have any gymnastics uniforms in our school, so there shouldn't be any fanatics. ”

Someone shrugged his shoulders with a familiar expression.

"Oh, is the maniac armor a protective shield for sex offenders, no wonder it can regenerate a percentage of blood!"

I don't know that Luo Sang came out of that place, with **naked malice, and said word by word in a tone with bad taste.

"You're telling a very embarrassing truth in such a senseless way. ”

"So, since you didn't comfort Teacher Xueqi, what did you do last night. ”

What are you doing? It's just a very ordinary conversation together, a very ordinary running together, and then I faint very normally, and then we sleep together and so on. Can I say that? If so, the hero of the abusive incident will be me, and the name of the elementary school principal will be poured on my head. Fight, Headmaster Uncle Fuxun.

"It's nothing, it's just a normal school together. ”

"Staring ......."

Someone raised his eyebrows and made a tacit expression at Shu Fengxun I understand, everyone knows.

"yes, in that case. Teacher Xueqi is really, so pitiful. ”

Xi Yaqi, who did not delve into the meaning behind Shu Fengxun's words, but only commented on the superficial facts, said with indelible sympathy.

"Pathetic?"

"Yes, pitiful! Most of the girls are cat-like creatures, and they are somewhat reckless in their independence. ”

"When something happens, the one who comforts them is the opposite sex they feel is closest at the time. ”

"Not parents, not friends, the one she thought was closest to her. It's like Xiang Wenxuan is to Wen Gelan. For Teacher Xueqi, you are your childhood sweetheart. ”

"If you can't even comfort you, I'm afraid you want to repay those imbeciles with unimaginable "cool words". But even this kind of thing needs us to survive on our own, so what's the use of asking you men?"

Horror, super horror. Xi Yaqi, who seriously denied the meaning of the existence of an almost ordinary man, .....was super terrifying!

"I'm with a legitimate... No, Teacher Xueqi has only known each other for 3 months, I'm sorry, I don't have an older female childhood sweetheart in my memory. ”

"Uh... So.... Uh!!"

"Really?"

"It must be true.,A man like me who can count on two hands with my lifelong friends.,The existence of a childhood sweetheart older than me that shatters my existing character attributes.,There's no such thing at all.。 If there were, I would have taken a long time ago to take a break from marriage. ”

"That, Brother Xun. Can high school students still take marriage leave?"

"Can't you?"

.....

What is a childhood sweetheart.

According to someone's definition, the so-called childhood sweetheart is a child who has precious memories together, and there is no relationship that is higher than that of an older brother or sister.

This was followed by an abrupt separation, after the memory was completely blurred, and appeared in high school or college with a completely different position.

After that, according to the development of the plot, you can carry out sadistic heart, **, pure love, and other plots of more than 100w words.

Although most of them are high-end existences for opening a Shura field with their girlfriends, the final completion is usually badend.

First, I don't have a girlfriend, and second, most of my memories when I was a child are nanny memories of taking care of my sister and painting.

Third, although I am dreaming, I am the only person who can calmly say that I have a completely colorless childhood in my miserable past.

Is there really not? Childhood sweethearts who are older than me.

"So, to sum up, you're arguing to death, the time for 3 classes doesn't make people sleep at all, so much self-study in the third year of high school, let's study it too. ”

Sitting in the last row tossing and turning, Shu Fengxun, who couldn't sleep, shouted irritably to everyone in the class.

"So, what are you doing here?"

Shu Fengxun looked at the two people in front of him with some surprise, with a confident smile, Xiang Wenxuan, who was obviously inferior in momentum, rubbed the outline of the earphone with his left hand. Opposite Xiang Wenxuan, the current queen who is still a queen who controls everything, with a kind of control over the overall situation, looking down on Xiang Wenxuan quite condescendingly.

Outside the door, five teenagers who thought they were depraved after dyeing their hair were trampling on something.

"My turn, unleash the rush magic, the awakening of Shu Feng Xun. ”

What the hell, have you finally stepped into the world of cards, you guys? It's just waking up, whether to use such a serious noun. Could it be that I have any awakening skills after waking up!Well, if it's the Chiming Nine Heavens Diagram, it's not bad.

"The trap card is activated, and the fallen Yi Duyan is dead. ”

Hey, Xiang Wenxuan, you can't do it. The trap card on the opposite side obviously decides someone's life and death.,It's just a card game.,Is it all blocked life and death?What kind of dark duel is played for most of the day?,Even if the duel is good, it's better to find a cooking duel in the dark culinary world.。 What's next, using Yi Duyan as a sacrifice to summon the queen's body to come.

"Hey, I thought you would just find someone to step on someone, but it's too much to die. ”

"Hmph, a phoenix that is not reborn from the fire will never be able to play the Phoenix Phantom Fist. ”

Ah, you just like Kazuki, you just like the kind of man who singles out.

"So, can anyone tell me what the hell is going on. ”

"As you can see, the creature being stepped on outside the door is someone, and the one who is looking for someone to step on him is the current queen. Except for Xiang Wenxuan, who was full of interest, basically no one in the class figured out the situation. ”

With a long sigh, Xi Yaqi stood behind Shu Fengxun and hugged his shoulders, leaning against the back door and said quietly.

"Hey, I've slept for 3 classes, and something so big has happened? Why don't you help someone, even I can't see it. ”

"Family matters, family matters. It's not good for classmates to help any of them, do you think the current queen is someone who will find someone to step on someone for unknown reasons,. Compared to this, whether you have anything to do with Teacher Xueqi or not, let me tell you, the few outside are the protagonists of the last incident, and now the boys are forcing Teacher Xueqi to resign. ”

"Yes. ”

It's normal that even corporal punishment can cause a malignant effect now. Dealing with this kind of thing is an extremely vicious thing from any point of view, isn't it? But what's going on with this unhappiness in my heart? It's as if a favorite serialized novel has been forced to pressure a eunuch. Perhaps, deep down, I am so longing for a teacher who can represent justice.

"Ah, that's not going to work, resist, I heard that you are very good at fighting, why don't you resist at all from beginning to end. Ah, by the way, because we were your woman who came to beat you, so we were so disheartened that we couldn't even resist? You are the same as Yan Xueqi's sassy hooves, honestly don't resist, the brothers will leave you a way to live, hahahaha. ”

"Now, squad leader, do you know why the boss of the 25-person book wants two tanks?"

Gently remove the sunglasses that cover the color of your eyes in your left eye, and carefully put the lenses into a case with a bear sticker on it. Shu Fengxun got up, so that the colleagues in the class, who were originally frowning collectively because of the words of the gangsters outside the door, collectively stretched out their Sichuan-shaped eyebrows.

"A human being is a creature that unites when a common enemy appears. However, if there are two enemies, people will get rid of the most hatred first. No, the one who threatens them the most. In my turn, I use magic cards as a sacrifice to attack and summon the guardian guard Uncle Fuxun. ”

"Shufeng Xun's attack power is 80 combat race units. According to the latest combat race unit calculations, that is, the ratio of the population of the railway station is 8 to 10,000. In other words, Shufeng Xun's combat power is equivalent to 10w ordinary people. What can 5 scum with less than 5 combat power in ordinary people do. ”

"Well, what's going on with that awesome combat effectiveness algorithm, why do I only have deep grief in my heart after hearing your algorithm, and a strong condemnation of terrorism. ”

Ignoring Luo Sang, who was complaining, with a contemptuous look and a contemptuous smile, Shu Fengxun just faintly spit out the classic lines of a certain work that said this sentence badly at the beginning and at the end.

"Hey, the twitter is dead, are you 5 bastards in heat. ”