1009, Don't touch me

Tang Mi was silent.

She was silent not because of anything else, but simply because she was too speechless.

was so speechless that he didn't bother to look at Zhang Hao.

I'd rather look down at my feet than bother to look at Zhang Hao.

Yes, her Tang Mi's feet are better looking than Zhang Hao's ugly face.

"Our son was born, and he will definitely be more handsome than that Wu Yanzu in the future, and in the future, no one else will say that they want to find a husband like Wu Yanzu, but they will say that they want to find a husband like Zhang Lele...... Hey, seriously, our son can definitely be a movie star, kill all idols in seconds, and become popular as soon as he debuts, and the fire is turned upside down, and the sky is falling apart......"

Tang Mi thought to himself, just like you, really having a son with you can only reduce the appearance of my future child.

It's also a movie star, just your pig face, heheda.

If she wants to say that her son can be a star in the future, it has to be born with Ling Chen.

Ling Chen will definitely be a proper celebrity in the future. He is also good-looking, and he is born in the early morning, which is called a strong combination.

"Then what kind of talent do you think our son is looking for to be worthy of him? At least you have to be like this, but he has grown up watching his fucking peerless beautiful face since he was a child, and I'm afraid no woman will look down on him in the future...... It's not going to be a, right? Tsk, can't do it, I'm the most annoying......"

The two of them imagined their own imagination, immersed in their own brains, and when Zhang Hao came back to his senses, he saw Tang Mi, who had a peerless beautiful face, sitting on the opposite sofa and picking her own feet intently.

Zhang Hao: "............"

It's a weird picture. Zhang Hao refused to accept it.

"Don't pick it, okay?"

Zhang Hao protested.

"What's your business. ”

Tang Mi raised his eyes and glanced at Zhang Hao, thinking, the soles of my sister's feet are more tender than your face. Hehe.

Zhang Hao didn't know Tang Mi's belly, and was about to speak, when the mobile phone next to him suddenly rang.

"Wife, wife, I love you, Amitabha bless you.

May you have a good body, healthy and beautiful.

Wife, wife, I love you, Amitabha bless you.

May all things be good for you, and we will not be separated.

My love is you, and you know I love you.

Although you are not in good health and afraid that I will be in a hurry, I say to you: With me, you will be fine.

Home is not rich, but I have strength

……”

As soon as Zhang Hao heard the piercing ringing, his thick eyebrows wrinkled tightly.

He didn't want to answer, and the phone kept ringing noisily.

"I'll make you laugh and make you happy.

I'll be with you as long as you want.

Wife, wife, I love you, Amitabha bless you.

May you have a good body, healthy and beautiful.

Wife, wife, I love you, Amitabha bless you.

May all things be good for you, and we will not be separated.

My wife will still love you in the next life

……”

"It's vulgar. ”

Tang Mi commented indifferently.

Zhang Hao thought so: "It's quite vulgar, and I don't like it either." ”

"Don't like you?"

Tang Mi couldn't understand.

"My wife likes it, but I can't help it, I can only choose to please her. Women, don't they all like these virtual things - I didn't say you, you don't love the virtual the most, you love the real ones, for example, if you're not happy, let me give you wheat buns. ”

Zhang Hao said sarcastically.

Tang Mi sneered: "That's because I'm not your wife." ”

The ringing of mobile phones still surrounds the empty living room.

"Wife, wife, I love you, Amitabha bless you.

May you have a good body, healthy and beautiful.

Wife, wife, I love you, Amitabha bless you.

May all things be good for you, and we will not be separated.

My wife will still love you in the next life

……”

It's ironic.

Tang Mi thought to himself, a man who keeps a junior is using such a mobile phone ringtone.

"Pick you up, I'm afraid I'll be brainwashed if I listen to it again. ”

Tang Mi couldn't help but say.

Zhang Hao laughed and put his finger to his mouth: "Then you be quiet for a while, I'll finish speaking soon." ”

"Uh-huh. ”

Tang Mi nodded perfunctorily.

Zhang Hao picked up the phone.

The magic of brainwashing finally came to an abrupt end.

Tang Mi breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhang Hao nodded at the phone: "Wife~~ What's the matter with the call? I'm busy." ”

"Hmm, it's uncomfortable, isn't the aunt here? ”

"Wife, drink more hot water. The cold gets better quickly. ”

"Mmmmmm

"Okay, I see, I'll take care of myself. ”

"Well, Mr. Sun is still waiting...... Haha, it's not good to keep them waiting too long, wife, remember to take medicine. ”

"Okay, got it, wife. ”

"Well, hang up, Mo Mo Da~~"

Zhang Hao finally hung up the phone after saying a lot to his wife on the other end of the phone.

Throwing the phone away, Zhang Hao had an expression that he had just swallowed a few flies.

And Tang Mi on the other side was about to spit out breakfast.

"Disgusting to you. ”

She had a look on her face that saw.

"Ahem, no way, this is the way of the royal wife. You don't understand. ”

Zhang Hao smiled helplessly.

"I don't understand, I'm not a man, there's no such thing down there. ”

Tang Mi said.

"You don't have what I have. ”

Zhang Hao suddenly remembered the previous incident again, and looked at Tang Mi with a smile: "Come on a baby." I miss my brother. ”

Tang Mi regretted it so much that he almost wanted to slap himself in the mouth.

What's not to mention about that thing?

finally picked his feet and picked his feet for a long time, which made Zhang Hao disgusted.

And now again!

Tang Mi was about to pick out his toenails.

"I really don't want to today. ”

Tang Mi wrapped his nightgown tightly: "It's really uncomfortable, dear, next time." ”

"When did you think about it?"

Zhang Hao squinted at Tang Mi: "You tell me, when do you want to? Last time, last time, you don't want to every time, when did Lao Tzu not put up with you? Tang Mi, don't kick your nose in the face." ”

"What do you kick your nose in the face, I don't want to, I don't want to, and I'm not a prostitute or a woman, you and I have to accompany customers every day?"

Tang Mi's face was ugly.

"You're not a prostitute, you're not a prostitute, you're a girl, but you-"

But how much better are you than a prostitute or a woman?

Zhang Hao almost blurted out this sentence, and he held it back.

He didn't finish speaking, but Tang Mi finished making up for it himself.

She slammed her four-figure worth of a high-end brand of hand cream to the ground.

"What the fuck do you mean? You say I'm not as good as a chicken? Zhang Hao, do you look down on me in your heart and treat me like a chicken? Don't you? You make it clear to me!"

Her red lips fluttered, and her face was hideous.

In Zhang Hao's eyes, although it is hideous, it is also hideous.

That's the benefit of good looks.

Zhang Hao thought to himself, the money spent on Tang Mi is not a loss.

Although she has a bad temper, is not cooperative, is not honest, is lazy to eat, and is useless, he likes her face.

What's wrong with people spending money on things they like?

"It doesn't mean that, it doesn't mean that. ”

Zhang Hao waved his hand frantically, "Mi Mi, don't get me wrong, in my heart, you are a fairy, the most beautiful and cutest fairy daughter in the world, how can a fairy daughter be a chicken? Really, don't get me wrong, it's too late for me to love you, I dare not look down on you, I want to treat you as a chicken, why should I spend so much money on you, you know? The chicken outside, no matter how high-end, is not as expensive as you, far less expensive than you......"

Zhang Hao's tone was very sincere, after all, he had seen too many high-end chickens outside.

Spending money on high-end chickens, no matter how little he spends, he also feels distressed, one thinks it is not beautiful enough, and the other thinks it is not clean enough.

Tang Mi is different.

No matter how much money he spends on Tang Mi, he is also distressed.

Because it was considered worth the money.

"Hahaha, fairy? fairy chickens are also chickens, what is there to justify. Damn, I'm. ”

Tang Mi swore unabashedly, raised his hand, and took a picture of the mobile phone next to his butt on the smooth marble floor.

"Don't be angry, my dear, it's not pretty to be angry. ”

Zhang Hao said with a grin.

"Do you think I'm ugly? You say, am I angry or am I not a fairy?"

Tang Mi glared at Zhang Hao angrily.

Zhang Hao said with a smiling face: "Of course, you are also a fairy when you are angry, and if you are not angry, you are a fairy, and when I am on it, you are a battle chicken among fairies." ”

"What?Fighting Chicken??! You're fucking treating me like a chicken!!"

Tang Mi's eyes were cracked.

Zhang Hao felt like he was about to die.

It's already very painful to deal with a wife, and you have to deal with this fairy chicken.

It's hard to be a man.

It's even harder to be a man with a second wife.

It is even more difficult to be a man who wants to please both his wife and his second wife.

Zhang Hao died of grievances!

Zhang Hao's heart is bitter!

"Okay, dear, don't be angry, it's all my fault, it's all my fault, hey, it's my mouth that is talking nonsense, forgive me, can I buy you a bag again?"

Zhang Hao glanced at the mobile phone on the ground, it was very good, I only bought it for a month, and it broke again-

Damn, my current phone can't help but fall, right?

What a broken apple!

Litter!

"Can I buy you a new mobile phone? Buy Huawei's latest model, it's easy to use! It won't break if it falls, and we won't need this broken phone in the future." ”

Zhang Hao said with a grin.

"Okay, you can buy it if you like. ”

Tang Mi glanced at Zhang Hao and said.

"Forgive me?"

Zhang Hao leaned over with a hippie smile.

Tang Mi turned his face to the side, really too lazy to look at Zhang Hao.

The more Tang Mi is like this, the more Zhang Hao is in a hurry to make love with Tang Mi.

However, as soon as Zhang Hao's hand touched Tang Mi, he was slapped off by Tang Mi.

"Don't touch me. ”

She said with an unhappy face.

Zhang Hao was stunned for a moment and said, "Such a big temper?"

"I said I don't want you to touch it today. ”

Tang Mi was also afraid that Zhang Hao would be angry, but he really didn't want to be touched by Zhang Hao.

For no other reason, it's just that there's still an early morning in my head.

In all fairness, Zhang Hao is really not ugly.

But it's too much worse than Ling Chen's appearance.

Let her and Zhang Hao do that, it's like letting a person who is used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas eat bran.

Tang Mi couldn't swallow it at all.

She knew it wasn't an option, but ...... Let's do it first.

Perhaps, after a while, she will completely forget about the early hours of the morning.

Because Ling Chen suddenly became popular, he could always see Ling Chen's face when he opened the video app or Weibo, so, in order not to see him, Tang Mi rarely uses the video APP to watch dramas now, and Weibo is becoming less and less.

This caused her to become even more bored.

Life may really be no fun, she often thought.

No friends, no loved ones, no hobbies.

In addition to a lot of clothes and bags, and the money she had to sell to Zhang Hao in exchange, what else did she have?

Tang Mi is bored and self-loathing, but he insists on living, and he doesn't dare to die just because he is dead.