Chapter 237: Kidney Tonification
"Judging from the results of my previous secret diagnosis and test, and your performance after eating the dragon's blood, the root of your illness lies in... Wang Fen's brain was running rapidly, and he quickly made up a statement, and then stared at Xiang Pang's pig nose tightly, and said in a deep voice word by word, "You." Target. Kidney. Ahh
"Brother Guang, I know that kidney disease can cause obesity, but I went to the hospital to check that my kidney is normal, and various indicators such as glomerular filtration rate are also within a safe range, and the urine test is also normal, and what does the kidney have to do with that ability?" Xiang Pang said suspiciously, he couldn't figure out what this had to do with the kidney. As a highly educated modern person, the kidneys he knows are only an excretory organ, and they have nothing to do with that function.
Wang Fen knew that it was bad as soon as he heard it, this fat man understands kidneys, and this cowhide is difficult to blow down, but he is very concerned about the aphrodisiac function from Xiang Pang, so he guessed that his ability in that aspect should not be good, and from experience, fat paper is generally not good in this aspect, so he asked tentatively, "You said that after you ate dragon blood, it helped your baby a lot, so your baby should not use it much." ”
"Don't hide it from Brother Guang, I have been clean and self-conscious for so many years, although I have many opportunities, I have not accepted them, and I am also very restrained after getting married. Xiang Pang said ashamedly that when he was a promising young talent, although there were countless blind dates and many girls who threw themselves into his arms, but for the sake of his reputation and for the sake of waiting for the price to marry a good wife, he desperately suppressed his desire and only ate a few. And after getting married, his ability is no longer good, and there are even fewer opportunities to use it.
"The kidney I am talking about is not the kidney that those foreign devils say, it is just an organ. The kidney I am talking about is the innate foundation, the source of life, or it can be said to be a super organ. To put it simply, you have a very, very powerful kidney, which can be described as the king of kidneys. But you're too rational, and you've been holding it back and suffocating it. Wang Fen saw that Xiang Pang still had some common sense of Western medicine, so he quickly changed to Chinese medicine, and said earnestly, "It's like a lion, if you let it eat grass all day long, do you think it will die!"
"Suffocated?" Xiang Pang shouted distractedly, the first time he heard that there was such a reason, could it be that his fat was suffocated by a lack of women, could it be that if he didn't refuse to eat it all, he wouldn't have gained weight?
If that's the case, he even wants to die.
"Yes, your ability is very strong, and it can be described as one in a million. But you have been holding yourself, the essence of life can not be cathartic, and what is even worse is that your rational subconscious mind makes it impossible to waste these essences, so the energy contained in these essences can only be stored all over your body full of fat and piled up on your body. Wang Fen's face turned pale, he looked at Xiang Pang and shook his head with fat meat, and continued to brag nonsense, "That is, your meat is essentially composed of essence, so no matter what other method you use, you can't lose weight!"
"Ah!~~" Xiang Pang was speechless, not knowing what to ask, so he could only stare at Wang Fen dumbfounded.
"Dragon's blood tonifies the kidneys and directly replenishes your innate foundation and the source of life. Specifically, the dragon's blood is yang, so you have nosebleeds, and the dragon's nature is lustful, so your abilities are strengthened. In this way, the fat that you have transformed from essence mutation will return to its origin, and it will become essence and squirt out, and you will really lose weight!" Wang Fen couldn't control his mouth anymore, and the cowhide blew bigger and bigger.
"Ah~ With so much meat, how much essence do you have to turn into to lose weight. Xiang Pang asked unconsciously, his brain was in a mess, reason told him that this bald head was completely nonsense, but emotionally he was willing to believe every word that this bald head said, and he wanted to find a reason to convince himself to become fat.
"A pound of fat meat will probably turn into six taels of essence and squirt out before it can be consumed. Wang Fen thought for a while, based on the proportion of six taels of lard that can be boiled out of one pound of plate oil, and then felt that it was not very reliable, and said, "But how much nosebleed you have to match, this ratio still depends on your physique." ”
"So much!~ But I've only lost seven or eight pounds more than a hundred times in the past few days. When Xiang Pang heard this number, he was scared in his heart, a normal man shot 5 grams at a time, and this pound of meat had to be sprayed 60 times before he lost weight.
And if he wants to lose 100 pounds of fat, he will have to do it 6,000 times, and ten times a day will take almost two years, which is simply an impossible task.
"That's because you're bleeding more from your nose, it's the blood reduction that affects the weight, not the fat loss. Wang Fenqiang said calmly, as soon as he heard that Xiang Pang had done it more than a hundred times in three days, his eyelids were beating wildly, and he thought that the blood of the king of the yin beast was the effect of seven times in one night. What's more, just like a war, ordinary infantry generally only has five base bullets, and after shooting at night, there are guns and no bullets, and they can't fight again, but after this fat man eats his blood, he directly becomes a bug-level existence with infinite bullets in the game.
And Wang Fen himself is still the king of the YIN beast, and the person who eats a little of his blood is so brave, which makes him embarrassed.
"This, Brother Guang, hehe, can you give me a little more dragon blood divine whip, of course, I can buy it!" Xiang Pang was still skeptical of what Wang Fen said, but this did not affect his yearning for this baby, so he no longer thought rationally, but rubbed his hands and salivated his face and wanted to ask for another treasure.
"Aren't you fainting blood?" Wang Fenhu looked at Xiang Pang suspiciously, his nose was already swollen like this, and he still had to do it, he was really dedicated.
"In the past two days, I have found a truth in blood sickness and motion sickness, motion sickness will not faint if you sit in the car a few more times, and blood sickness will not faint if you bleed a few more times. Xiang Pang Haha smiled, his eyes were about to turn into a slit, and he didn't care that his movements were too big, and the wound burst out, and two wisps of nosebleeds slowly flowed.
"This is not a matter of money, there is only so much left in the world of the Dragon Blood God Whip, and the rest can only be used to develop my new products, and can no longer be used. "Wang Fen doesn't want his blood to become a commodity, in case he is exposed to flaws, it will be sad to be treated as Tang monk meat. What's more, his blood on the previous one has long dried up, so he can't take out the same thing.
"Yes, yes, research is the most important. Brother Guang, if your product comes out, I will be the first batch of experimenters, haha. Xiang Pang also understands the truth that he can't kill chickens and take eggs, so he can only force himself to press his desires, hoping that Wang Fen can really produce this aphrodisiac.
"What about my land?" asked Wang Fenshi Shiran, he wouldn't tell Xiang Pang that he didn't have the idea of producing this thing at all, he just wanted to set up a food factory.
"Brother Guang, if you are too troublesome, and you don't need much land now, how about getting two hundred acres first, it is much more convenient to reduce the transfer fee for such a size of land, and I can do it soon." Xiang Pang said embarrassedly, if you don't have a particularly well-known or potential enterprise, you can't do it at all. He also thinks that Wang Fen doesn't need so much land to produce such an aphrodisiac, and he can't come up with any reasonable project plans, if he hadn't experienced the effect himself, he wouldn't have believed that there really was such a magical treasure in the world.
What's more, Xiang Pang remembered that when Wang Fen asked for land at the beginning, he planned to only stretch out one finger, which should be enough for 100 acres, and 200 acres was more than enough for him to give.
"Look at you, you're still so rational. Wang Fen shook his head and sighed, he was not very satisfied with Xiang Pang's performance, how could he satisfy his appetite by only giving 200 acres.