Chapter 160: The style of painting changes
"Tell me, you did it on purpose, didn't you?"
Taking a bath for no reason was seen by others, Mo Chen must be helpless, there are 10,000 unwillingness in his heart, but he doesn't know how to vent it.
At this moment, she looks at me more and more angrily, maybe in her eyes, I have two words written all over my body: bad guy!
I have a good grasp of the scale with Mo Chen, just now Mo Chen took a shower and was seen without clothes, although this is not what I deliberately want to see, but the facts are already in front of me, I just watched it.
If you look at it, you can see it, even if there are thousands of mouths, you can't explain it clearly, so when Mo Chen asked me like this, I could only pretend to be deaf and dumb, and ran to the outer room to continue to tie my torch.
Mo Chen twisted her hair angrily, very unhappy, just came out of the shower, her face was still wet, she didn't want to pay attention to me.
Seeing her expression of wanting to eat people, I hurriedly used words to break the embarrassment: "Just finished taking a shower, are you hungry, shall I go get you something to eat?"
Mo Chen ignored me, just twisted her hair with a calm face, she hadn't been seen like this since she was a child, she was still very angry in her heart, thinking that I was a bad guy.
The villain will definitely ignore you when he talks to himself, I ignore you, just ignore you, see what you can do?
I was hung by Mo Chen like this, and I couldn't say anything, so I had to spread my hands, stuck out my tongue helplessly, and stood up.
I got up and went to eat, there wasn't much food in the stone room, and I didn't find much food when I fell down, so we are all saving food these days.
Where can I get food in this desperate situation? It's also a nerve-wracking question.
Now when I think about this problem, I think about the importance of this food, and I have to think of everything by myself.
yes, I don't want to find a way, do I want that stingy guy outside to find a way?
Thinking of the stingy guy outside, I suddenly got nervous, hurriedly left the outer room, and walked to the back pool, and the gray wolf also limped with me to the back room.
Seeing that the gray wolf and I were going to the back room, Mo Chen didn't dare to stay outside, and followed us while twisting the water in his hair.
At this time, I was kneading the mud with water and mud by the pool in the back room, kneading the mud as if I were kneading dough, and the gray wolf squatted beside me, also looking at me with a confused face, not knowing what I was going to do.
Seeing that I had muddied my bath water, Mo Chen was angry: "Hey, hey, I said you big villain, you were not convinced by what I said, right?
I looked up at Mo Chen while kneading the mud ball, smiled mysteriously at her, and said, "Wait a minute, I'll invite you to eat roast suckling pig." ”
Hearing the roast suckling pig, Mo Chen's Harazi couldn't help but fall down, since the day she entered the valley, she ate coarse tea and light rice every day, and she forgot the taste of meat when she ate it.
At this moment, I roasted the suckling pig, which extinguished the fire she had just now, and her face turned from gloomy to sunny: "Roast suckling pig? Really? Where did you come from, did you catch the suckling pig out of the mud?"
"You're so clever that you guessed at once that I was using mud to catch pigs. ”
I gave Mo Chen a thumbs up, but Mo Chen was stunned by what I said, catching pigs with mud?
But when Mo Chen was stunned, I was also staring at Mo Chen, and I was in a daze.
After Mo Chen took a shower, she just put on a T-shirt, how could the thin clothes cover her beautiful figure, looking at Mo Chen's bumpy figure, I was pleasing to the eye again.
Seeing that I was making a fool again, Mo Chen's little face sank: "Fool, what's wrong with you, is your head short-circuited?" Believe it or not, I pressed you into the dirt to rub and rub?"
When I was asked like this, my old face turned red, smiled embarrassedly, and hurriedly said: "Mistake, mistake, don't think about it, I'm trying to catch the pig!"
In order to avoid embarrassment, he shook his head vigorously, lowered his head and began to knead the mud again.
Seeing me looking down and kneading the mud, Mo Chen didn't bother to think about it, she raised her eyebrows, leaned over, and looked at the mud in my hand, full of doubts.
She hurriedly asked, "Do you really want to catch pigs with this lump of mud?"
"Of course!" I didn't raise my head, I replied directly, and Mo Chen asked again: "What is the principle? trapping, trapping, or scaring them to death with mud?"
"Scare them to death, you can figure it out, it's really clever for you......" Seeing that the mud on the ground is almost kneaded, I am going to rub it into a mud ball the size of a bowl.
Mo Chen was not convinced, squatted down in front of me, hooked his head and looked at this wave of operations curiously: "I don't believe that you can smash them to death with this ball!"
I still don't dare to look up, Mo Chen is wearing a low-cut shirt, and his chest can't cover much at all, don't girls like to wear underwear after taking a shower?
With a bitter face, I said to Mo Chen, "Sister, can you do me a favor?"
"Yes, in order to roast the suckling pig, you can ask me to do anything for you. Mo Chen replied very cheerfully.
I said bluntly: "Can you put on your underwear, the little bunny is about to pop out." ”
Mo Chen listened, her face instantly turned red to the root of her ears, she glared at me, hurriedly covered her chest, got up and ran out.
She's a big girl, I didn't notice this detail, but luckily I reminded her to avoid further embarrassment!
But the fact is, now the two of them are embarrassed, oops, no matter, and they are not outsiders, what are they afraid of?
Mo Chen went out, I breathed a sigh of relief, and stood up with the mud ball in my hand, and then the group of pigs just now was swimming at the door of the stone cave again.
They have a body of spikes, and they are simply afraid of people and wolves outside, and I look at this group of pigs, and I have already calculated it.
The burrow's spiney pigs are called porcupines, and they are black or black-brown in color, with elongated, straight, backward-curved manes on their heads and necks, and thick, straight, black-brown and white spines on their backs, rumps, and tails.
These spines are hollow in the middle, made of body hair, which is easy to fall off, and some of them have inverted hooks at the tip, like sharp arrows, very hard and sharp.
Moreover, the spines of the whole body are born in a row on the thick arc-shaped surface of the body surface, and most of them are in a row of five, and the skin under the thorns has sparse white hairs.
The shape of the porcupine's head is somewhat like that of a rabbit, but the ears are small and the sense of hearing and vision is not very sensitive.
The upper incisors are slightly curved and vertically downward, and the lower incisors are extremely long and have a pair of premolars.
They have long legs, five toes on both the fore and hind feet, and a smoother underfoot of the foot.
The tail is extremely short, hidden under the spines, dozens of spines at the end of the tail evolve into stiff bristles, the tip is swollen, the shape is like a group of "small bells", when walking, these "small bells" hit each other, making a loud and crisp click, click, click, can be heard dozens of meters away, often so that the fierce carnivorous beasts do not dare to approach.
I made an exception, because I found a way to deal with porcupines, which I have used since I was a child, because my hometown is rural, and porcupines are often infested, and I have been an expert in porcupine fighting since I was a child.
At this time, I approached the porcupine with a mud ball, aimed at the fattest and largest porcupine, and decided to attack it.
The porcupine apparently noticed my intentions as well, and immediately erected the thorns all over its body, and made a ratta rata rata sound in its mouth, presumably to warn me not to attack it.
But standing at the top of the food chain, how could I be frightened by a pig? I picked up the mud ball in my hand, dunked it on the basketball court, and smashed it at the porcupine.
The big fat pig was smashed by the mud, and the fat body instantly poked on the mud, and the mud rolled, bringing the porcupine to the ground, and his feet were facing the sky.
The other pigs were scared, only the pig that was hit by the mud was struggling on all fours on the ground, and I ran over to catch the pig, "Wow", a flying arrow shot at me!
The "arrow" that shot at me turned out to be a porcupine spike flying out of the porcupine's body!
What is the principle that porcupine spines can be launched from the body?
I've heard that cobras shoot venom, monkeys shoot fruit pits, and foxes shoot smells, but I've never heard of an animal shooting an arrow.
I've caught porcupines so many times since I was a child, and I've never seen porcupines shoot thorns on their bodies, so this incident just now is either a flower in the eyes, or a porcupine in the hole has become sperm.
In the face of this group of stealth assassins, I dare not be careless.
Seeing that the mud was poked on its back, the porcupine struggling at the entrance of the cave was about to break the mud, and as soon as the mud crumbled, it would surely roll over and flee.
How could I give it such a chance to escape?
The porcupine is protected by spikes, but its belly is the weakest point, so I knocked it over with mud to give myself a chance to sneak up on its belly.
I remembered that when I was a child, I didn't need mud at all, but a big pumpkin in the field, and a pumpkin slapped on the back of the porcupine, even if the porcupine was cunning, it could only be caught.
But sometimes the pumpkin is not safe, especially on the steep slope, although the pumpkin photographed the porcupine, but the porcupine also rolled down the hill with the pumpkin, and a porcupine was lost and the melon was broken.
Of course, this kind of thing could not have happened today, because the wooden strip I stabbed out was so fast and accurate that it broke the intestine of the porcupine in an instant.
"Oh, hey, it's so cruel, how can you do such a cruel thing, Doctor Wu, it turns out that you are also a ruthless person......"
Mo Chen's words came from behind me, I picked up the porcupine with a wooden stick, turned around, and Mo Chen appeared by the pool wearing a thicker dress.
She wrapped herself tightly, apparently to prevent me from thinking any more, and I threw the porcupine, which was still not dead, to the edge of the pool, and was about to reply to Mo Chen.
But I saw Mo Chen's eyes glowing, staring at the porcupine on the ground, rubbing her little hands, eager to try: "Tell me quickly, how do you want me to help you, this pork must be delicious!"
After speaking, I made a saliva swallowing motion, and when I saw her like this, I was dumbfounded, and I couldn't say the words that came to my mouth all of a sudden.
Mo Chen looked up at my reddened face and sneered: "What's the matter, doctor, do you think that this painting style has changed too quickly and can't adapt to it for a while?"
"It's true, it's a little uncomfortable. I shook my head helplessly and gave Mo Chen two choices: "Either you go outside and make a fire, or you wash the pigs here, choose one of the two, how do you choose?"
"Is there a third option?" Mo Chen pouted, his eyes rolling as if he was making a ghost idea.
I asked, "The third option? Do you want to go back to your house and bring your appliance oven?"
"That's not it...... My third option is that I will cheer you up next to me, and you will do the work of washing the pig and making the fire, and when the pig is roasted, I will help you eat it, hehe. ”
This Mo Chen is also a bull fork, if you want to be lazy, you can say it so seriously, your face is not red and your heart is not beating, are girls like this, they will all become lazy insects in front of boys?
It wasn't like this when I first met her, is this also a change in painting style?