Chapter 388: [Thirty-six Strategies for Love] (Grand Chapter)
Zuo Zhu also nodded again and again, he felt the same way.
Although he doesn't have a deep relationship with this tough beauty, it's just a one-sided relationship, but Yang Cai gives him the feeling of Chang Dandan before falling in love, of course, this is a brother's river, and it is the river of his left pillar.
Especially after hearing Zhou Yi say that his new goddess was also fascinated by Yang Cai's 'masculine' temperament and fell in love with her deeply, Zuo Zhu decided that this 'buddy' was a strong man, either a comrade-in-arms or a rival in love!
didn't want it to turn out to be jaw-dropping, a sudden rain, a white dress, a yellow parasol, and pink high-heeled shoes 'Cai Ge'er' suddenly turned into a weak little woman, which surprised Zhou Yi and the handsome guy.
At the moment when Yang Cai appeared, Zuo Zhu thought of the gentleness of the apricot blossom spring rain in Jiangnan, and what he was going to leave behind was a pink memory, even though his heart was on Li Shaofen, he still couldn't help but look at Yang Cai a few more times. This has nothing to do with love, it's just the natural appreciation of male animals for female animals, at this moment, he, like Zhou Yi, seems to smell the smell of female hormones emanating from Yang Cai's body, just like many old men, middle-aged men and young men in the café, their eyes are on Yang Da Mei, who has an outstanding temperament and is like a white lotus out of water.
"Bullshit, I'm going to be like this, isn't it thanks to you?Zhou Yi, you're a bastard, a guy with no credit!"
Yang Cai's roar lowered the elegant café by several notches, and at the same time shattered the dreams of many male. She was like an angry hen at the moment, tapping her fingers impatiently on the table and calling for a waiter. ordered a cup of 'cappuccino' fiercely, and then glanced at Zhou Yi: "Today you please!"
"I'll please, I'll please"
Zhou Yi has a good impression of Yang Cai. However, this kind of good feeling is due to appreciation rather than love, just like he did to Li Shaofen, because he was not in love, so he was calm. At this moment, he was stared at by Yang Cai's pair of water-cutting eyes, and he could also face it indifferently, both defensive and offensive: "Just drink coffee? It's almost lunch time." I've seen it, and the cakes at this café are very good, with the freshest eggs and cream. ”
"Hmph, no, you don't beat around the bush. Something to say. ”
Yang Cai lowered her voice. No matter how tough she is, she is just a girl, and she couldn't help but blush when the roar just now alarmed most of the café. Then I remembered that I was wearing a dress and high heels today, not jeans and Nike, and my hair has grown long recently. is obviously an authentic lady's image, how can she be so graceless?
But when I think of this dress. She itched her teeth again, if it weren't for Zhou Yi's 'dishonesty', would she be so embarrassed? In order not to be completely restricted by her mother's freedom, she even had to make such a compromise, it is pitiful, in the first few days when she put on high heels, her ankle was almost not broken, and she was praised by those colleagues of the opposite sex who were obsessed with sex. Good mom!
Yang Cai looked at Zhou Yi viciously, but he still expected more than he was angry. This thing took the initiative to meet himself. Please drink coffee, don't say, but also brought a familiar little handsome guy, although he looked at his mother, but it was still eye-catching, which made her feel a little more comfortable, just listen to how he fooled.
"Let me introduce first, this is the fifth child in my family, who used to be Li Shaofen's nominal husband, and he has been a 'fake phoenix' for more than two years, but they are now 'divorced'"
"Reporter Yang, my name is Zuo Zhu, do you remember me?"
Yang Cai and Chang Dandan basically belong to the same type, which makes the little handsome guy have a good impression of her.
"I have a little impression that you and Li Shaofen have also faked phoenixes?"
Yang Cai was immediately interested, and nodded to Zhou Yi: "Finally, you still have a conscience, and you haven't forgotten your promise to me, so I will encourage you to forgive you." Left pillar yes, if you have any experience, just say it, I'll listen. ”
She obviously thought badly, and thought that Zhou Yi was looking for Zuo Zhu to be a consultant and start implementing the 'Fake Phoenix Void Phoenix' plan.
"Hehe, I'm afraid Reporter Yang has misunderstood. The third brother didn't ask me to be a consultant, he just came to prove one thing."
Zuo Zhu lowered his voice and winked at Yang Cai: "I'm in love with Shaofen, so I won't allow her to fall in love with you, let alone you!"
"Nonsense, Miss Ben doesn't like women either. Yang Cai couldn't help blurting out, and his voice was still very loud, which suddenly attracted a strange look. The big reporter's face flushed, and he was busy learning from Zuo Zhu to lower his voice and said, "Zhou Yi, what do you want to do?"
"Still don't understand?"
Zhou Yi smiled and said: "Instead of raising the soup to stop boiling, it is better to draw salary from the bottom of the kettle." My fifth child has figured it out now, he still loves Li Shaofen in the end, and I, as an elder brother, naturally want to fulfill him, and when the time comes, without Li Shaofen's entanglement, aren't you much better?"
"Ha, look at what you can, whoever you say will be fulfilled, and whoever you say will be fulfilled?
Yang Cai squinted his eyes and looked at Zhou Yi, like a suspicious meow.
"You don't care about this, I have my own means" Zhou Yi smiled: "It's just that the form has changed greatly, and the agreement between us seems to be about to change." ”
"Speaking of which, you're still going to break the contract?"
Yang Cai said angrily: "Look at the sisters' dress, and how do you look like a person? This is all forced by my mother! Zhou Yi, even if Li Shaofen doesn't come to pester me, my mother will still pester me, so our plan can't be changed, there is no need to discuss!"
"I said, Miss, you have to 'marry' me to be happy, if you are always like this, I have to misunderstand that you have thoughts about me."
"I'm sorry, Zhou Yi, you don't come! The old lady won't marry you even if she marries a flower cat, what if she is a heartthrob?" Yang Cai's face flushed, and she suddenly felt a little flustered.
"Don't throw up, I'm so bad?"
Zhou Yi smiled bitterly. No wonder this sister is not bad-looking, but she has become a female bachelor. It's okay if she doesn't speak, but when she speaks, she is a heart-wrenching, how thick does this man have to be to take a fancy to her?
"I promised you what to do with a fake phoenix. In order to let Li Shaofen retreat. Now that I have the true feelings of my fifth child, Li Shaofen's problem is not difficult to solve. As for your parents. It's not a problem at all, and there are so many girls who hate to marry in this era, which parent is not in a hurry to go to the house to reveal the tiles? Do you have to find a man to 'fake phoenix' in order to cope with your parents?"
Zhou Yi said with a smile: "I admit that when I promised you, I didn't expect the impact of this to be too bad. Is it so easy to get married in a fake way? Make both parents, relatives and friends think it's real and then turn around and leave? This will not only hurt the family? It will also affect your reputation, and you have a second marriage for no reason, doesn't it sound good? So, buddy, I'm thinking about it from your point of view. What do you say?"
"So, you're doing it for me?"
Yang Cai twisted his eyebrows and pondered for a long time, feeling that what Zhou Yi said seemed to be right. I was provoked by Miaoyin at the beginning. asked Zhou Yi to follow him 'fake phoenix', in fact, one is to solve the crisis, and the other is to keep a prank. Plainly. Her feelings for Zhou Yi are also a little complicated, and she is a little moved when she says she doesn't like it. Say I like it, I always feel that something is missing, just like a pot of rice that has just been cooked and is just medium-rare, or sandwiched.
But Zhou Yi called her a 'buddy' again, and never treated her as a girl, which made her hate in her heart, and always wanted to find an opportunity to take revenge on this kid. This is why the starry night entered the valley and the flying firefly forest persecuted Zhou Yi. In fact, in hindsight, she also felt that something was wrong. It's just that the words spilled out, I asked Zhou Yi at the beginning, and asked her to take the initiative to change the agreement, but she couldn't get down on face.
In the final analysis, she is still a girl after all, and this little daughter's thoughts are also very hidden, and even Zhou Yi doesn't know.
"Yes, reporter Yang, my third brother is not wrong. It's nothing to us old men, but you're a big girl who hasn't been married, if you really want one to mishandle it and make it a second marriage, is that good to say?" Zuo Zhu also followed suit.
"Hmph, what am I afraid of? Okay Zhou Yi, I know that you and Liu Wu are not bad, and I don't want to hurt her, even if I let you go this time." ”
Secretly glanced at Zhou Yi, and saw that this kid was obviously relieved, Yang Cai didn't feel a sour feeling in his heart;
"You say. Not to mention two conditions, even twenty conditions, I can also consider them. ”
No matter how nice it sounds, this is a broken contract, Zhou Yi is an honest person with shame, and he feels a little indebted to Yang Cai, as long as the conditions she proposed are not too excessive, she can help.
"First, my mom, you have to settle it!"
As soon as the words came out, Yang Cai felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly said: "I mean to reassure her and stop worrying about my marriage, do you understand?"
"Understand, I have a solution. ”
"Don't open your mouth to come, what's the solution?"
"Hehe, there are thirty-six plans for love, the word 'drag' is the top, and it is also a drag method that allows her old people to see hope, which is guaranteed to be effective. That's it, that's it, that's it."
Zhou Yi said the plan, and the left pillar suddenly gave a thumbs up. The heart said that the boss is really tall, not only has a way for the little woman, but also has a set for the old woman! But I don't know that Yang Cai's mother still has the charm, and she looks like a middle-aged beauty in her thirties, but she is not an old woman.
"Heh, there's really yours. But what if I can't drag it on?" Yang Cai thought for a while.
"Then keep dragging. I don't believe it, after a year and a half, you still can't find a man who likes you?"
"Bah, bah, it's the other way around, buddy?" Yang Cai glanced at Zhou Yi fiercely, this guy's conscience was greatly broken.
"Yes, yes, yes, it's the other way around. Zhou Yi smiled and said, "Now let's talk about your second condition, is it difficult for me to listen?"
"The second condition, I want you to meet my teacher?"
"Your teacher?" Zhou Yi was stunned, he was not engaged in education, what did he do when he saw her teacher?
"Hehe, my teacher is a chess master, a former chess master, my chess is taught by him. I heard that your chess skills are good, and he has wanted to meet you for a long time, but he hasn't been given a chance, so you shouldn't agree to this little thing, right?"
"Haha, that's it? When I was okay at the Yunshui Nursing Home, I would also play chess with the old people. If you and your teacher are interested, come here. We're more than welcome. ”
Zhou Yizheng couldn't ask for it. In the days when he replaced Master Hong as a cook, he killed the old men in the nursing home, but he didn't expect these old men to become more and more frustrated, and the more he lost, the more he was entangled, and under his tutelage, one by one, his chess skills improved. Li Yuanfang was overjoyed.
Comrade Yuan Fang is a person who values honor, and he has long had the heart to take these old people to participate in Zhou Nan's chess tournament for the elderly; seeing that Zhou Yi was still a chess master, he thought about fully tapping his potential, and asked him to be a chess coach in a nursing home many times. It's just that Zhou Yi hasn't promised him yet.
With the strength of the ninth-level chess skill, Zhou Yi can definitely sweep those chess masters and Go high-level now. But playing chess well and teaching well are completely different things, not to mention that these old people in the nursing home are all seventy or eighty. Not to mention that their brains are not flexible enough, they are all wild ways that they developed in their early years, and it is not much easier to teach them to play chess than to chase ducks to the shelves. Zhou Yike didn't want to ask for trouble.
Now that he heard that Yang Cai's teacher wanted to see him, Zhou Yi suddenly started to think carefully. If the operation is done well, the nursing home should be able to have an additional free chess teacher.
The most beautiful thing is that the sunset is red, I used to be afraid of trouble, but now with free labor, it's different. Bringing happiness and honor to these old people is also a kind of life, and idlers should do more of these kinds of idle things, so as to bring happiness to others and make themselves happy. It can not only bring honor to the Yunshui Village Nursing Home, but also do not need to bear any pressure and offend anyone. Zhou Yi felt that this was quite reliable.
"Really? Then it's decided, you can't go back this time!"
Yang Cai was so happy to slap the coffee table, so frightened that the waiter's liver trembled, how could this beautiful young lady be a female tyrannosaurus, he was a little sympathetic to Zhou Yi and his brothers
"But before that, the fifth brother and I also need your help first."
After convincing Yang Cai and agreeing to her two conditions, Zhou Yi finally 'tried to see the poor dagger'. If you want Yucheng to be a good thing for the little handsome guy, and let Li Lala become the daughter-in-law of the Zuo family and the noble daughter to marry into the seafarer's family from now on, you still need to use Yang Cai's beautiful incense bait, otherwise even Zhou Yi will not be able to help the little handsome guy take the first step towards a happy life.
"What! You asked me to send a text message to Li Shaofen and take the initiative to ask her over, how can you be so reasonable!"
Yang Cai was about to go berserk, and stood up on the spot, his chest was upheaving, his face was flushed, his willow eyebrows were upside down, and his apricot eyes were wide open, and the poor guests who were quietly drinking coffee once again experienced the ravages of this female tyrannosaurus from sight to hearing.
"Never Love Again"
The male animals who unfortunately entered this café secretly swore that they would not be fooled by the beauty on the surface of the sister paper in the future, and sure enough, the inner beauty is the real beauty.
"Beauty, this is the café. Demeanor, demeanor, and self-consciousness as a beauty, can't you pay attention to the influence?"
Zhou Yi was speechless, fortunately this is a high-grade café, otherwise she would not be able to take off her high heels to give her head a look. At this moment, he suddenly understood Yang Cai's mother's distress, and if he had such a daughter, he had to marry her off as soon as possible.
"Zhou Yi, what do you mean, fooling people!" Yang Cai was about to go berserk again.
"Uh, can you hear me?"
Glancing at the left pillar, Zhou Yi winked at her: "You come here with your ears." ”
"Don't bite me. ”
"I'm not a puppy, why did I bite you?"
Chirp and chirp
Even the little handsome guy can't listen to this passage, otherwise it is difficult to guarantee that he will not run violent like Yang Cai. Zhou Yi pressed his voice very low, very magnetic, better than singing, and relied on the moving voice of the ninth level of the piano art as if reciting a poem, so that the female tyrannosaurus did not go berserk again;
"Zhou Yi, you are really a conspirator. ”
Yang Cai glanced at Zuo Zhu a few times, smiled hehe, and saw that the little handsome guy was terrified for a while, and said very vigilantly: "Third brother, what conspiracy do you have again?"
"Which side are you on?"
Zhou Yi is so aggrieved, brother, I have tried my best, isn't it for you kid? You still dare to question me: "Don't ask, it's all for your good, just wait to enter the cave room!"
"Yes, Xiaozuo, you really have a good third brother."
The more Yang Cai thought about it, the more coke he became, he giggled in his mouth, and his whole body twitched, completely like an unmarried ~ pregnant little mother, who was in a state of joy.
"If you don't say it, I won't ask, anyway, I can trust the third brother. ”
"You can trust"
Yang Cai was suddenly stunned, and looked Zhou Yi up and down a few times: "Old Zhou, you didn't wronged me, did you?
"Think to yourself if we don't do this, can we succeed?"
Zhou Yi smiled bitterly: "I wronged you, I'm afraid that you will get annoyed and pour the coffee directly on my face, Anla." ”
"Also, I don't think you have the guts, huh!"
Yang Caijiao snorted, and raised her little nose very femininely, seeing that Zhou Yi and his brothers were a little stunned, this sister is really beautiful when she is not angry
Soon, Yang Cai's text message was sent. In less than half a minute, her mobile phone was 'buzzing' for a while, Zhou Yi estimated that she touched it, and Li Shaofen replied to at least thirty text messages, which is estimated to be quite numb
PS: I love Miss Yang so much, it's a pity that Khan, Zhou Yi is already famous, let her be Zhou Yi's good friend, it's not bad.
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