Chapter Thirty-Eight: Hitchhiking
The big bear is really cunning and big, no matter how harmless and cooperative I behave, he doesn't care about it.
Soon they tied me up, and the most unbearable thing for me was that this guy also filled my mouth with a stinky sock, and I don't know the one that I hadn't washed in months, and the kind that made people just want to retch.
Some time ago, this kid suffered a loss in my hands with Jiang Hao because of Fei Fei, so he wanted to take revenge at every opportunity. If it weren't for the fact that he wanted to take their hitchhiker and leave the provincial capital safely, Lao Tzu would have broken free and cleaned up these guys a long time ago.
I made up my mind in my heart, after leaving the provincial capital, I must get worse and stuff two stinky socks into the big bear's mouth, no, at least three, if I don't smoke this kid so much that I don't want to eat for three days, I won't be surnamed Li.
Once I was bitten by a snake for ten years and was afraid of the well rope, the big bear knew how powerful I was, so he found a black cloth and covered my eyes.
I was led by the nose by these guys, and then we got into a car. It feels like it's Jiang Hao's car, a black big run.
No, is Jiang Hao also coming to the provincial capital? If that's the case, then it proves that this guy didn't get any advantage from Fei Fei, so he poured all his anger on me. Hehe, when I get out of the provincial capital, I'll let them know what it means to be inadequate!
I sat in the back seat, with the bull on my left and the bear on my right, and I was like a pie sandwiched between two big men. It's all Big Bear's arrangement. To be honest, this kid is a talent, scheming and thoughtful. It's just a pity that I messed up with Jiang Hao.
In our small county, Jiang Hao has a background, strength, and is smart enough, but the pattern is too small and the vision is too narrow, if they can't meet other opportunities, their pair of partners is estimated to not be able to make any big waves in their lives.
Jiang Hao was really in the car: "Li Ming, I haven't seen you for a long time, I didn't expect us to meet on this occasion, it's really where we don't meet in life!"
Anyway, my mouth is gagged, and I can't fight with him haha. So this guy continued: "Actually, the purpose of coming to the provincial capital this time is for Sister Yingying. That is, Chai Juan, I heard that she was very prosperous in the provincial capital. It's just that she doesn't do things very authentically, and since she has accepted the protection of our sword master, she shouldn't say goodbye. Therefore, Dao Ye has spoken, and she must be invited back. And you, as her little lover, will inevitably become our bait. ”
And Manniu also said angrily on the side: "Because you were hiding in Sister Yingying's room that day, Master Dao ate flying vinegar, and I must invite Sister Yingying back." Speaking of which, it's all your fault, kid, I was told by the knife master. ”
Oh, it turned out that the knife master was looking for Chai Juan to go back. But by my guess, there's no way the two of them could have a leg. Chai Juan likes tender little fresh meat out of the water, and I have seen the knife master, and he can't fight with the little fresh meat.
However, it is normal for Dao Ye to have thoughts about Chai Juan. Otherwise, he wouldn't have handed over the huge Fire Tree Silver Flower Bar to Chai Juan to take care of.
It turns out that the middle bend is hidden here. I said, if it was just Jiang Hao himself, even if he lent him two more guts, he wouldn't dare to attack Chai Juan.
I've heard of this knife master, in our hometown, he is a character who stamps his feet, and the land of the entire county will tremble.
What is the specific name of the sword master, few people know. Everyone knows that his nickname is Seven Knives, so everyone calls him Dao Ye on the road.
It is said that the reason why he is called Seven Swords is not because he has seven hungry knives on his body, but because he was once able to knock the other party's leader to the ground after being stabbed seven times in a row in a gangster conflict. After this time, the sword master became famous.
I thought secretly: "No wonder that night at the Fire Tree Silver Flower Bar, when I met Chai Juan, the attitude of the brute cow was a little strange." It turned out that Manniu had always been the person sent by the Dao Master to spy on Chai Juan. ”
The speed of the black run is very fast, but it is only more than four or five hours, and it has reached the boundary of my hometown.
Jiang Hao drove off the highway, found a place to avoid and stopped, and then took out the stinky socks in my mouth.
Fortunately, I was specially trained by Chai Juan at the beginning, and I had a very strong ability to endure, so I didn't vomit on the spot.
Jiang Hao took out my mobile phone, found the phone book and found Chai Juan's number, then dialed it and brought it to my mouth: "Tell Chai Juan, you were tied up by us, let her exchange herself within six hours, otherwise, just wait to collect your body." ”
Seeing that I was still retching, this kid didn't laugh and said: "You kid is not as rich as me, and you are not as handsome as me, why are women so good? From Fei Fei to Chai Juan, they are all top beauties, why are they willing to give you a hug?"
I laughed, "Little brat, is this called the charm of a man? That's because you haven't seen my wife, otherwise your kid's heart is unbalanced?"
I didn't break out on the spot to stop Jiang Hao from calling Chai Juan. Anyway, I've been hundreds of miles away from the provincial capital now. Even if Chai Juan and Jiao Yan have the ability to reach the sky, they can't take me now. When the phone was connected, I said goodbye to her, and it was great to pretend to be a coercive. After all, I was too hard to be oppressed by her during this time. And this kind of painful effort did not get me the trip to Qingqiu that I desperately needed. So, when I think about it, I hold my breath and the roots of my teeth itch.
The phone had already been connected, and Jiang Hao dialed three times in a row, but I don't know why, Chai Juan didn't answer. Haha, she certainly didn't think I'd release his pigeons, maybe he's smashing things like thunder right now.
Jiang Hao was a little impatient: "Li Ming, is Chai Juan your woman after all, why don't you even answer your phone?"
"I don't know if she's my woman or not, anyway, the two of us have pulled the marriage certificate. "Ming people don't pretend to be secret, I simply pretend to be forced to the end.
Sure enough, Jiang Hao was stunned for a moment: "No." What is Chai Juan's identity now, it is the legal person of a company. If you're going to play with you, I'm going to believe it, but how could she get a marriage license with you, a poor boy? Unless this woman's brain is in the water, or she's been kicked by a donkey. ”
I said lightly: "Okay, thank you for your ride, so that I finally got out of the sea of misery and left the provincial capital smoothly." I don't have much patience, so if I continue to play with you, how about we say goodbye?"
Whether it was Manniu or Jiang Hao, they all looked at me with incredible eyes.
Jiang Hao laughed even more: "Li Ming, can you just leave, you kid said you can go? You didn't ask, did I agree?"
"Why do you want you to agree to my legs and feet?" I stretched, then turned and walked on the side of the national road.
"Li Ming, stop! You kid don't want to die? I warn you, if you take one more step......"
Without waiting for Jiang Hao to finish speaking, I directly choked back: "Is it that if I continue to move forward, you will shoot you?" Don't be funny, we are not making a movie, none of you have a gun." ”
"Although I don't have a gun, I have a knife, and I can still put your boy's blood!" the brute bull pulled out the knife and strode over.
Da Xiong hurriedly stopped him: "Brother Manniu, it's weird, it's better to be careful." ”
The brute bull said nonchalantly: "Be careful of a fart! Isn't it Li Ming alone, how about a few of us take this guy, can this kid still go to the sky?"
Da Xiong's face was very cautious: "Hao Shao, Brother Manniu, look at it, when did the rope on Li Ming's body disappear?"
The brute bull shouted directly: "Yes, when did the rope be opened? Could it be that this kid untied it himself." No, I'm using a dead knot that binds pigs, and it is impossible to untie it unless it is cut with a knife!"
The bear squatted on the ground, picked up a piece of hemp rope that had been turned into thin threads, and said, "Do you see? Such a strong hemp rope was broken by this boy, and it was so pitifully broken. What an astonishing ability is this? Let me say a disrespectful word, even if it is a sword master, I am afraid that he does not have such a ability!"
The brute bull was silent for a moment. It seems that although this guy is a violent temper, he still has the eyesight world, and he still knows what to do.
Jiang Hao shouted in a lost voice: "How can it be? Li Ming only went to the provincial capital for two months, unless he met an immortal, he would not be able to learn such a great skill no matter what!"
Da Xiong sighed softly: "Hao Shao, accept your fate." You must know that one's opportunities are inherently elusive. After all, there is an old saying that has been passed down for thousands of years, called Shibei should be impressed by each other for three days. That's what happened. ”
Seeing that Jiang Hao was silent. I stopped, looked back and asked with a smile: "If you don't have anything else important, you'll really leave in the next place!" Oh, I thought I was going to have a good fight with you, but who knows that you rats are so scared that you don't even dare to do anything?"
was smoked all the way by stinky socks, and I was naturally extremely unhappy in my heart, but if Jiang Hao and the others didn't move, I wouldn't be able to make a move, so I could only use words to tease.
The big man has great wisdom, and the wild bull and the big bear couldn't hold back and didn't say anything, but Jiang Hao jumped up: "It must be a trick to cover the eyes, or this kid has a knife hidden in his body." We can't let him just leave for nothing!"
Da Xiong's face was gloomy: "Hao Shao, when I tied him up and got him into the car, I had already searched it, and there was nothing else on his body except for a wallet and a mobile phone." ”
Jiang Hao gritted his teeth violently: "Even if he has the ability to reach the sky, he can't humiliate us like this! Everyone comes out to mix, pay attention to the problem of face, once this matter spreads, you still have the face to mess around in the county?"