Chapter 62: A Lifetime of Embarrassment
"Faith, do you know what faith is at a young age?"
Listening to the word faith coming out of her mouth, I didn't know if I was shocked or confused.
Yes, at a young age, I know what faith is.
This kind of profound thing can't be understood at her age, in fact, even if it is me, I don't know what my own beliefs are.
When I was younger, my faith was money and beautiful women.
But when you get it, you quickly lose it.
Sometimes the more you want to get something, the easier it is to lose, beautiful things are always short-lived, when it blooms, you don't cherish it, let it wither, but you only have regrets.
Because there are things that once lost, they can never be lost again.
The little sister's gaze was firm and persistent: "Of course, there are many people who live for their beliefs, such as me and my father. ”
"Ling'er, sometimes faith is not everything, you also have to learn to face reality. ”
An old voice came from the corner, it was my father-in-law's voice, I hurriedly followed the voice, and suddenly I was startled.
I saw that my father-in-law had appeared in the dark room at some point, and he no longer had the dry tobacco pouch in his hand, but just lowered his head and concentrated on the iron pot in front of him.
Inside the iron pot was a pot of viscous liquid, it looked black and not black, yellow and not yellow, wasn't this the pot they had set up in the hall? It turned out that it was boiling in this liquid, and the color looked a little disgusting, and I didn't know what he was going to do.
I walked up to my father-in-law and watched him concentrate on the liquid, so I tentatively asked, "Dad, what is this? Is this a Chinese medicine, and why does it look so disgusting?"
"Medicine can save people and kill people, you know that, right?"
My father-in-law didn't look up, but he still talked to me, and I nodded and said, "Of course, there are panaceas and intestinal poisons in this world, and I know this for sure." ”
My father-in-law stirred the contents of his iron pot with his hands, smiled and asked me, "Child, if I asked you to take a bite of this thing I was stirring, would you like to eat it?"
"Of course I don't want to eat it, but I will, because you're my dad. ”
I replied without hesitation, he is my wife's father and my father, and relatives will definitely not hurt their relatives, in this world, I still trust my relatives.
"Then you can eat. ”
Before I could react, my father-in-law had already scooped up a spoonful of slimy liquid with a spoon and put it in front of my mouth.
The pungent smell of Chinese medicine was disgusting, and I stared at the spoonful of black liquid in front of me, like staring at maggots in the toilet, trying not to spit it out.
I'm so quick to take responsibility for my own bragging.
Ten thousand remorse, but I couldn't express it, I reached out and took the spoon from my father-in-law's hand, opened my mouth, and poured the spoonful of liquid into my mouth.
The smell of grass in my mouth made me dare not swallow it in my throat anymore, and it felt like drinking a sip of water from the sewer, and my internal organs smelled of it.
The nervous face was flushed, and even the head was confused.
My father-in-law stared at my hesitant expression, suddenly raised his voice, and ordered: "You either spit it out or swallow it, manly man, what kind of man is such a forward-looking man." ”
As soon as I closed my eyes, I swallowed the mouthful of it in my stomach with all my might, and tears fell from my eyes, not because I was afraid, but because I was burned.
After swallowing an unknown liquid, my stomach burned like a fire, and my whole body was hot, as if I had a high fever, which made me restless.
Hurriedly turned around and got out of the dark room, and jumped into the cold well water with a thud.
I wanted to use the cold of the well water to drive away the sudden heat on my body, but it backfired.
After my body entered the well water, I felt that the water around me was boiling for you by my body, and the water in the whole well seemed to be burning, and I felt like I had fallen into a sea of fire, and I could not escape, and I could not die.
I couldn't stand it, I let out a heart-rending cry, I asked my father-in-law loudly: "Dad, what did you give me to drink, am I going to die, I feel like I'm about to explode, I'm really going to die......"
I struggled in the well water in despair, and my father-in-law's voice came from the dark room: "Ling'er, tell him." ”
Ling'er is my little sister-in-law, she has already changed her clothes, walked out of the dark room, squatted on the platform by the edge of the well, looked at me struggling in the water, and said very calmly: "Brother-in-law, don't worry, you can't die, but you will suffer a lot, we don't know how long this pain will last, and we don't know if you can persevere." ”
Not only was my whole body hot, but my stomach was also cramping, and I asked her wailingly, "Sister, please tell me, what is my brother-in-law drinking? Is there an antidote? I am really in pain, so uncomfortable." ”
"This is called soul washing, there is no antidote, your pain has just begun. ”
What the hell is this? Why do you want me to drink this thing? Does my soul still need to be cleaned? I was so helpless that I hurriedly asked her, "Then you tell me where to wash? What kind of pain will I become, so that I can be mentally prepared." ”
"First wash the five internal organs, then wash the seven tendons and eight veins, and finally the heavenly spirit and earth cover and the blood vessels of the whole body...... By the way, your internal organs have already begun to be cleaned, brother-in-law, you should be mentally prepared......"
"Porphyry......
Before she could finish her sentence, she heard a strange noise in the crotch of my ass, and then I did the most embarrassing thing in the world.
In front of a girl, pull in the crotch of the pants!!
It's not that I want to do it on purpose, I can't help it, at this moment my stomach is already hurting like a stirred piece, I have never been so painful in my life, I feel that my internal organs are all messed up, and it is not an exaggeration to describe the feeling at this time with the liver and intestines broken.
A yellow liquid slowly bubbled up behind my back.
That liquid was what I had just squirted out of my stomach, my own Yoneda Ko, and I watched as it slowly contaminated the well water, then spread, and then quickly spread to my neck, and I struggled to get away.
As a result, the more I struggled, the more my stomach became angry, and after a few rings of tearing rags, the floodgates of my stomach could no longer be closed, and all the things in my stomach were fused together in the afternoon, scrambling to give me a thousand miles.
Soon the water of the whole well was dyed yellow by the disgusting thing.
I really became a man struggling in the dung water at this moment, that kind of despair, no one could understand, at that time I even wanted to die.
"Uncle, are you still there, the rope is here, you hurry up, I'll drag you up." ”
Qin Mengmeng's voice, at this moment, it really sounds like a natural sound to me, and it is extremely good.
The key is that she is like a savior, suddenly fell on top of my head, in my most embarrassing and desperate time, she found a life-saving rope, at this time the rope has hung down to my side, I didn't think about it and reached out to grab the rope and said to Qin Mengmeng: "Mengmeng, you can help me drag it up, I'm already exhausted......"
"Okay, no problem, uncle, you're going to hold on, I'm going to drag it out. ”
As soon as Qin Mengmeng finished speaking, the rope rose rapidly, and I was wondering how a girl could have so much strength, when I saw something at the mouth of the well, I suddenly realized.
There was a mixing rack for lifting water at the wellhead, and the smart Qin Mengmeng threw down the rope on the mixing rack, and she only needed to shake the mixing rack to drag me up.
Finally, Qin Mengmeng dragged me to the mouth of the well, I dragged the rope, looked at her weakly, and was about to say thank you to her, but she frowned: "Hmm, uncle, what stinks so much." ”
"Don't ask, drag me up......"
I urged her with an embarrassed face, Qin Mengmeng saw my face and was a little curious: "Uncle, it can't be that you poop in your pants, right?"
I nodded helplessly.
"Hahahaha. ”
Qin Mengmeng let out an exaggerated laugh, as soon as her hand was released, the stirring rack suddenly reversed rapidly, my body fell rapidly, I let out a desperate scream, and fell into the stench well again, splashing the deep yellow water of the well.
……
My father-in-law and sister-in-law gave me the ghost "Soul Washing Powder", I don't think it's a panacea, it's a laxative, commonly known as "Croton".
When I fell into the well, I fainted.
When I woke up three days later, I found that I had lost a lot of weight, and I had a strange long dream for the past three days.
I dreamed that Zhang Miao and I were wandering in a valley full of wild flowers, and there was a rainbow hanging at the mouth of the valley, but there was a stream under the rainbow, and the color of the stream was purple.
Zhang Miao told me that this is called Purple Creek Valley.
At the mouth of the Purple Creek Valley, there is a strange stone, this stone protrudes out of the cliff, looking like a rickety figure, looking forward to the outside of the valley, as if waiting for someone to return.
Colorful butterflies and flowers are blooming.
The valley was full of blood-red flowers, shaped like the tassels hanging from the necks of ancient horses, and the flowers were like tantanas swaying in the wind under the breeze.
"When the lantana blooms and the stream turns purple, you will see me. ”
Zhang Miao smiled in the haze, turned around and walked towards the rainbow at Taniguchi.
The strange thing is that I am like Zhang Miao who is being dragged by some hand, and her steps are very slow, but I can't catch up no matter what, I shouted Zhang Miao's name and called: "Miao Miao, Miao Miao, you wait for me, wait for me......"
"What are you waiting for, waiting for you to accompany her to death?"
A voice woke me up, opened my eyes, and there was the sound of the stream murmuring, as well as the sound of birds chirping in the mountains and valleys, I stared at the roof of the wooden house, and was stunned: "Ling'er, where am I?"
"Purple Creek Valley. ”
Ling'er was fiddling with the medicinal herbs she had just picked from the mountains by the bedside, and replied casually, but I was shocked in my heart, Zixi Valley, isn't this the place where Zhang Miao took me in my dream, is this my dream come true?
I immediately rolled over and asked urgently, "Purple Creek Valley?
Hearing my question, Ling'er's face suddenly changed and she stared at me: "Who told you that my sister is here?"
Why did she ask this, is her sister really here? Could it be that my Zhang Miao is really not dead, she is still alive and living in this world, if this is the case, I would rather die by myself in exchange for Zhang Miao's life.
I couldn't suppress the excitement in my heart, so I crawled out of bed and pressed Ling'er's shoulder: "Your sister is really not dead, is she, she's here, right, tell me quickly, right?"
"Brother-in-law, don't be like this, my sister is lying outside, you can come out and see for yourself. ”
Ling'er helped me up, who was very excited, and walked out of the hut and came to Zhang Miao's tomb.