Chapter 281: Dancing on the Tip of the Knife
The panther looked at me deeply and said, "Brother Li Ming, listen to my brother, you should take off your clothes completely, and then calm down and wash well." Because according to my estimate, even if they had already discovered that we had escaped, they would not have chased us here for a moment and a half. Because we've been gone long enough, they'll just chase them down the road. What's more, compared to the black forest in front of it, this river is undoubtedly more dangerous, do you say that the bull head nineteen will be stupid enough to come to the river to search? Maybe in their eyes, even if we have not left the danger zone, we are afraid that we are now running desperately in the black forest?"
Of course, I understand that the words of the Black Panther are very reasonable, and if I were the Bull Nineteen, I would think and do that. So I said from the bottom of my heart: "Big brother Black Panther is reasonable, so it is my brother that I am too cautious." ”
As I spoke, I took off all my clothes at once, rubbed them a few handfuls in the crystal clear water, and put them on a branch sticking out. Then, like the panther, I lay comfortably on the water. If it weren't for the shallowness of the river, I would have really wanted to call Ao Jie out and let him have a dashing ride in the water, because he hadn't touched the water in days.
But as the saying goes, happiness begets sorrow, and I haven't had enough fun yet, when I suddenly heard a voice like a silver bell coming from the riverbank: "Li Ming, black panther, it's a pity, it's a pity that the little hell of fat scraping is not all about eating idle food, in fact, when Princess Ben heard the news of your escape at the first time, she already expected that you would come to bathe in this small river." Not for anything else, because I know that you two are clean people, and whoever walks down the stinking sewer and then fights the disgusting maggots, if you don't wash well, then you won't have the heart to run away. ”
It's over, I'm really afraid of something, I don't need to look back, I don't have to frown and think about it, I understand who this person is. Because there are very few people who can call themselves this princess in front of me. And the princess of the East China Sea and the princess of the West Sea will not appear here at all, so the only thing left is Princess Song, the sister of Emperor Song.
You must know that although I have only dealt with Princess Song once, I was deeply impressed by her voice and smile. Don't get me wrong, although this woman is beautiful, I didn't have a crush on her, but she made me deflated. In addition to being able to remember the woman he loved, a woman who can make himself deflated will not be easily forgotten. What's more, Princess Song's voice is very crisp, it can be called a natural sound, it is the kind of voice that is hard to forget after hearing it once, so it is not unusual for me to be able to understand it at once.
This Princess Song is really thoughtful, and she touched our psychology at once, and she is definitely a difficult opponent. However, since I entered the river late, and the panther and the others were basically dressed, I hurriedly shouted, "Brother Panther, hurry up and take everyone away!"
The panther was stunned: "Brother, what about you?"
At this time, I was still lying motionless in the river in a daze: "Leave me alone, I have my own way out!"
Then I lowered my voice and said, "Remember, you are waiting for me around the mermaid clubhouse, and you will not be there." ”
Since the moment Princess Song appeared, I already knew that other roads had been blocked by the people of the Ox Head Nineteen, and we estimated that the only way to go to Black Rope City was to go, and even Princess Song would not have thought that we would go in the direction of Black Rope City. Because in most people's eyes, doing so is self-defeating. But in my opinion, it is to be put to death and then to be born.
The panther looked at my face and wanted to say something, but he didn't say anything, and Tiger Paw didn't want to leave, but was pulled by Big Brother Tiger Eye, so he reluctantly left.
As I expected, Princess Song didn't stop her, but just focused her eyes on me as if she didn't see the panther and the others: "Li Ming, not only did you kill my brother, but you were also the first person to escape under the bone scraper, so this time, how did Princess Ben see how you escape?"
I knew that her goal was me, so I let the panther take the people first, you must know that her bone scraper is too domineering, and the more people on our side, I am afraid that the greater the casualties. And ever since the people in the cell were willing to follow me, I secretly vowed to take them out alive. So I don't want to accept any casualties.
"Your Royal Highness Princess, I didn't expect that after saying goodbye yesterday, you and I would meet again in this situation, it is really impermanent!" Because Princess Song is the strongest existence in the small hell of fat scraping, I know that as long as I drag her for a long time, then the black panther will have a better chance of leaving alive, so I have a lot to say.
"Li Ming, although I hate you to the core, I have to admire you. Because I didn't expect that a little white face like you could play under my nose. Princess Song said, and suddenly changed her words and said, "But I want to take a look today, how can you escape from the palm of this princess!"
I smiled: "How to escape is easy to say, in fact, it is also a university question, you will know how I operate it later." However, I have a hunch that I will never die today!"
"Yes, Princess Ben is the exact opposite of you. Princess Song raised her eyebrows and said in a deep voice: "In this way, let's make a bet, as long as you can escape under the bone scraper of this princess this time, then this princess will open the net from now on, and she will no longer embarrass you again, and how about recommending you in front of my brother and letting you serve in Black Rope City?"
I smiled and shook my head and said, "Your Royal Highness Princess, it is what I want to see, but the matter of serving in Black Rope City is still exempt, after all, no matter what you say, it is impossible for your brother Emperor Song to give me the position of city lord." ”
My words made Princess Song, who had always been above the top, unable to accept it at all: "Shameless, Li Ming, you are a thing that can't support the wall with mud, and you dare to be so arrogant when you die!"
"Yes, thank you for the compliment, Your Royal Highness the Princess, it's an honor to be here!" Seeing that Princess Song is about to go berserk, she may sacrifice a bone scraper to attack me at any time, and I, now I am slippery, and I don't even have clothes on, in this case, my combat effectiveness will definitely be greatly reduced, how can this be good?
Suddenly, it dawned on me that not wearing clothes would definitely be my disadvantage, but if I used it well, it might turn into an advantage.
Without further ado, it will change later, while Princess Song has not yet come out of the knife, I grabbed the period, and smiled obscenely: "Your Royal Highness Princess, I don't know if you have ever seen other men naked except for Niu Tou Nineteen, but I need to remind you that I, Li, are not wearing any clothes now, so in order to maintain your reputation, I advise you to turn your face around first, and after I put on my clothes, how about we do it?"
Princess Song smiled: "You think beautifully! Li Ming, do you think this princess is a three-year-old child? I know, knowing that if I twist my face, your boy will run faster than a rabbit! And the river is a black forest, as long as you kid hides in it like a shrunken turtle and doesn't come out, this princess's bone scraper will undoubtedly be greatly reduced. ”
"No matter how beautiful I think, I don't have the beauty of you!" I deliberately pretended to be innocent, and then shook my head: "Your Royal Highness Princess, since you live the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, then there is no way, I can't hide in the river under the attack of your bone scraper, and never come out, to tell the truth, I don't have that much ability at all." In order to survive, I had to stand up and move a little, so that you could see a little longer. But fortunately, my Li has enough capital, at least compared with our prison master, it is not so shameful. ”
I laughed even more obscenely, and put on a posture of standing up: "Your Royal Highness Princess, take a good look, and then evaluate, who is better than me or Lord Prison?
To tell the truth, my move is undoubtedly dancing on the tip of the knife, it is possible that Princess Song will be shy, and then give me a chance to take advantage of it, but it is also possible that Princess Song will be angry and will go out on the spot, in that case, I will be even more passive.
This is also a bet, if Princess Song is a girl who has not been out of the cabinet, I think my chances of winning will be greater, but now that she has already married another woman, I don't know if I can win this bet.
But as soon as the words came out, I knew that it was terrible, because Princess Song did not look ashamed to answer, but laughed coldly: "Li Ming, you nasty embryo, it doesn't matter what type this princess likes, but the key problem is that as long as you dare to move, this princess will cut you with a knife, so that you will cut off your children and grandchildren, and in the future, when you hear the name of this princess, your liver will tremble!"
As the saying goes, those who are stunned are afraid of being arrogant, and those who are afraid of your life are not afraid of life, and those who are not afraid of shame are not afraid of life. Originally, I was already shameless, and I thought that with this trick, I should be able to handle the well-mannered and noble-born Princess Song, who knows, people are more open-minded than me. In this way, I am completely out of line.