"Do you want to buy a car?" I have been dragged around the car market by Wu Yingying three times, and I am a little dizzy.

"Buy, why don't you buy it!, but it has to be that I like it!" Wu Yingying said, continuing to circle around the car market.

"You're on lap four, and even the owners of the dealerships know us......" I complained.

"It's just to get familiar with the face first, and it's easy to bargain when the time comes!" Wu Yingying said.

"I'm counting on saving that little money, so buy it quickly, I'm going to be confused if you turn it around!" I said with a wry smile.

"That won't work! Do you know that I bought an Alto after two years of work and my New Year's money!" Wu Yingying said.

"Then we'll buy Alto!" I suggested.

"Why are you so bad, you still want me to be hit and killed again, right?" Wu Yingying said unhappily.

"Wow, this car is so beautiful! Liu Lei, look, this is the latest BMW!"

"Then buy this one......

"No, I'm going to see again!"

"Wow, this car is so cool! Toyota 4500! Land Cruiser!"

"This car belongs to country R, let's change it. ”

"I also hate goods, and if this car was made in China, I would buy it. ”

"Wow, there's a Lamborghini sports car here!"

"Then buy this one......

"It's like an exhibit......

All day, I was accompanying Wu Yingying in circles. At the beginning, the sales ladies of various car dealerships enthusiastically introduced us to the styles and surnames of various cars, but after a long time, we all regarded us as poor and poor neurotics.

"Yingying, which one do you want to buy!" I looked at my watch, and the car market was about to leave work, and she didn't even have a score. Even if she wants to buy all the cars now, I will not hesitate. It's a whole day, what a precious time, how many times can I be with my two wives xxoo this day!

"I haven't thought about it yet, why don't I go home at night and think about it, and we'll come back tomorrow?" Wu Yingying said with a smile on her face.

I'm coming back tomorrow?! Make no mistake, I immediately understood, I asked this woman to calculate, she had already planned it, and she didn't plan to buy a car today!

"Isn't it good!" Wu Yingying said in a greasy voice when she saw that I didn't speak, shaking my arm.

But she's not my wife either, so it didn't work for me. I just said coldly, "No!" After speaking, I threw the money box in front of her and said, "The money is given to you, you can buy it yourself tomorrow!"

After doing all this, I didn't even look at her, and I turned away without looking back. To be honest, I hate this kind of self-righteous and clever woman the most. I don't do anything all day long, I play a little trick, and I fool others for fools.

"Liu Lei, you stop me!" Wu Yingying said urgently.

"Lao Tzu still has two wives waiting for me at home, play with a little girl like you, Lao Tzu is not free!" I was also angry, if it wasn't for yesterday's traffic accident, I didn't bother to pay attention to her.

"I ...... I'll buy it, I'll buy it now! Don't you go......" Wu Yingying saw that I was angry, and immediately messed up, and she spoke with a crying voice. When did I get angry like this, if I had changed to another boy, I wouldn't want to stay with myself for a while, but now I was eaten to death by this guy, but I couldn't help but compromise first.

"Forget it, now that I'm talking about it, I don't know how to trick me in a while. I've learned your pun and the ability to make something out of nothing, so you should bluff others. "The more I talked, the bigger the fire became, and the louder I raised my voice.

"I ...... I'm really not what you think......" Speaking of this, Wu Yingying actually cried: "You don't count when you talk, let's pull our fingers......"

I sighed secretly, I have nothing else, I just can't see a woman crying, and when I cry, my heart softens. I turned around and walked to Wu Yingying's side: "Yingying, okay, don't cry." It's me, can we buy it tomorrow?"

"You go, you who wants you to be fake! I hate you...... You go quickly!" Wu Yingying cried even more when she heard me say this, and her little fists beat me around.

This one...... I'm sweating! Woman's heart, needle under the sea! Just now he told me not to leave, but in the blink of an eye, he told me to leave quickly!

"If you want to see it, let's take it slow until we find a satisfactory one before we buy it?" Damn, those who don't know think I'm bullying women.

"You don't need to buy it, I bought my own bicycle and died. Wu Yingying choked up.

Sure enough, I heard an old lady say: "Today's young people are really immoral, and they know how to bully their wives!"

"That's it, look at his lack of morality!" someone chimed in.

"Evil, if you want me to say, that woman is also splashing, and she is willing to bully him!"

"If this were my boyfriend, I would have kicked his little brother earlier!"

“……”

"I said Miss, let's leave quickly, stay a little longer, the Women's Federation will come to arrest me!" I whispered to Wu Yingying.

"Heh......" Wu Yingying naturally heard those words, and couldn't help laughing when she heard me say this.

I saw her burst into tears and laughed, knowing that the storm was over.

"Let's go...... Wu Yingying blushed and whispered to me, just like my little daughter-in-law.

After Wu Yingying and I left, there were still people behind me pointing fingers: "If it were me, I would never be able to spare him so easily!"

"That's it, first of all, my husband almost knelt down for me!"

"What a shame on us women!"

“……”

"Not angry?" I said, looking at Wu Yingying. Damn, what's the matter, it's obvious that she provoked me first, and in the end, I have to coax her.

"Barely give birth!" Wu Yingying said as she squinted at me.

"Reluctantly, is it still alive?" I said with a smile.

"I don't give birth now, but I keep it and regenerate it later. Wu Yingying said.

"Who will you have sex with?" I suddenly wanted to tease the woman.

"Hmph, of course it's you!" Wu Yingying snorted.

"I don't have a problem with me, I'm afraid my two wives won't agree!" I said eroticly.

Wu Yingying was stunned for a moment, but immediately understood, and said angrily: "Who wants to be born with you, beautiful you!"

As a result, early the next morning, I was pulled to the car market by Wu Yingying, but today she is much more well-behaved than yesterday, as soon as she came, she went straight to the Lamborghini she saw yesterday, it seems that the attraction of sports cars to girls is still quite large.

"How do you sell this car?" Wu Yingying asked the car sales lady, pointing to the Lamborghini.

Because it was early in the morning, the car sales lady was busy touching up her makeup, and when she looked up, it was the man and woman from yesterday, and her heart suddenly gave birth to contempt. In her opinion, these two people are just poor people who have been here for a long time. Now that I heard this woman's words, my thoughts became even more certain, and she said, "How can this car be sold?" Do you think you are buying cabbage in the vegetable market?

So the car sales lady simply ignored Wu Yingying's question, as if she hadn't heard it.

"Hey, what about talking to you, how much does your car cost?" Wu Yingying is usually informal, so she doesn't look like a lady at all when it comes to talking. But she can say such a tricky thing, I really don't know if she did it on purpose.

Even I couldn't help but laugh. How much does it cost? How does it feel like a wholesale market?

"How much does it cost?" said the car sales lady impatiently.

Originally, my face was full of smiles, and it was immediately clouded: "If I ask you how much money you have, you will say, so much nonsense!"

The car sales lady was stunned, but she didn't expect this person's temper to be quite big. But then he glanced at me and Wu Yingying's clothes, and remembered our behavior yesterday, which naturally divided us into the ranks of the poor. If there was a person in front of her who wore gold and silver, she really wouldn't dare to be so arrogant, and the two people in front of her really had nothing to be afraid of.

"You can't afford it!" said the car sales lady disdainfully. In fact, this car is not for sale at all, it was lent to the car dealer here by the agent in Hong Kong. At that time, the car had just been put out, and it really shocked several nearby car dealers.

"This car is 3.8 million yuan!" said a balding middle-aged man who stepped out of the dealership. He was the manager of the dealership, and he could see everything that had just happened clearly in the back room. Although these two people who look at the car don't look like people who can buy a car at all, they haven't opened early in the morning, and they don't want to cause too much trouble. So he quoted a higher price, hoping to scare away the man and woman.

"Three million eight million?" Wu Yingying opened her mouth in surprise, in her opinion, this car is the same as Alto, but it is an engine installed in the iron sheet, how can there be so much difference?!

When the middle-aged man saw Wu Yingying's expression, he felt even more contempt in his heart. I thought, I'm scared to death, right? I'm scared to death, so I leave quickly, don't make trouble here.

But my next few words made the middle-aged man immediately give up this idea. I'm trying to get the car so I can send the woman back.

"Three million eight hundred thousand cars?!" I asked, pointing to the Lamborghini. I remember that in my previous life, my old boss Xu Zhongbang also bought a Lamborghini for his daughter as a living gift, and I chose it with him, and it cost more than 10 million at that time!

"That's right!" said the middle-aged man smugly.

"Damn, it's better than the one Lao Xu bought, it's so cheap. I shook my head and muttered to myself.

(To be continued)