Chapter 239: This is to practice to the death

As soon as I entered the conference room the next afternoon, I saw Guo Xiang and Li Zhiqiang languishing and in poor spirits.

This is what was reported to "torture" five times yesterday.

Don't worry, if you say that you drank and sang until one or two o'clock last night, you will still be full of energy the next day.

But words are as boring as they are, and as torturous as they are, they are as torturous as they are.

This "torture" is spiritual.

"Okay, our second task today is to continue to read all the "Government Work and Office" five times......" This was Zhang Xiaobei's first sentence.

"Ahh

Zhang Xiaobei smiled disappreciatively: "Okay, if you don't agree, I'll wait a little longer until you agree." ”

"Anyway, the first task of the day hasn't been said yet, and it's your own time that is wasted......"

As soon as Zhang Xiaobei said this, the two of them immediately became anxious: "Zhang, you please, you please, we agree." ”

Dare to disagree?

This is non-negotiable.

Zhang Xiaobei secretly thought, five or seven thirty-five reports, a total of nine, after reading these more than 300 reports, you must not lose some meat, then you have to lose a layer of skin.

Speaking of growth, is it so easy?

There were two times for Lao Zi, and he almost lost his life.

You guys are "suffering", that's a fart.

"Well, the most commonly used and easiest thing in daily work is the "Notice" ......"

Well, we won't disclose the training content of Zhang's department, otherwise this book will be a bit of a big deal.

In less than half an hour, Zhang Xiaobei finished speaking.

But the two of them were still scratching their ears and cheeks.

Zhang Xiaobei was not in a hurry: "Okay, today's task is very clear." The content of the lecture has also been completed, please hurry up and complete your tasks with the two deputy directors. ”

"Also, there is a change in the arrangement. Tomorrow at 9 o'clock in the morning to change the "Notice", tomorrow afternoon to continue the new content, as for the process of sorting out and finding potential safety hazards, you arrange your own time. ”

Okay, Guo Xiang and Li Zhiqiang are already crying, what kind of bird is this Nima, what kind of job is this!

Lao Zi doesn't want to progress anymore, and he doesn't want to be an official.

No, if you dare not do what Zhang Xiaobei has set, you can worry about it, be careful that your current deputy director can't do it.

No way, bite the bullet and do it!

On the morning of the 9th, the time to change the "Notice" arrived.

Zhang Xiaobei thought about it, if Nima's legs are not valuable, then run one trip at a time!

No matter how many faults you write, I will only pick one at a time, and let you go back and change it, and if you don't worry about it, then you will run to death.

"Brother Li, you have a problem with this topic, is it "Notice of Liugou Coal Mine on What" or "Notice on Liugou Coal Mine"......?

"Guo Xiang, you're not right! Why is the whole text just a 'white spoon' in the end! Didn't I tell you? Change it...... "Okay, Guo Xiang went out again."

"Brother Li, think about it, is this a sentence, or a half sentence, is it a full stop, or is it a comma?"

"Guo Xiang, you kid don't need to think about it, this notice is over, what words are you missing?"

"Brother Li, you have to use Chinese characters for this date, not numbers......" This is another trip.

"Guo Xiang, you can't even tell the difference between the number '0' and the commonly used '〇' in Chinese characters, wouldn't it be good to insert it directly?" Zhang Xiaobei just dared to train Guo Xiang.

"What......? "Guo Xiang is depressed, why does this have anything to do with insertion?

"I don't know how to ask the salesman to go!"

Well, it's all trivial problems, Zhang Xiaobei is very happy, and the old two are in a hurry.

The key is to change little by little, print over and over again, and slip your legs one by one, these two are really about to collapse.

Zhang, are you going to help us or kill us!

If you don't just chop us up, forget it! I really can't stand it!

However, dare not be angry!

Director Zhang's eyes widened, and all his thoughts were frightened back.

As for a ** "Holiday Notice", the two deputy directors changed it to one o'clock at noon, a full four hours.

Zhang Xiaobei came to a conclusion: what is written is a fart, so let's leave it at that, and then talk about it.

In four hours, a fart was written, and this is the evaluation.

Not to mention, Zhang Chu also asked "shamelessly" after finishing: "Who of you two is in charge of the meal at noon today, my meal time is occupied by you!"

Oops, my brother and mother. People "practice" us to the death, and they have to take care of the food, why are they so cheap!

However, there is no way, he is the director, and he has "Y power", forget it, bend his knees and surrender to admit it.

Nima, no longer working under Zhang Xiaobei.

This Nima was not done by a man.

This is not just talking, the key is that Guo Xiang sighed when he ate at noon.

Zhang Xiaobei's eyes widened: "Guo Xiang, you are tired of being crooked, who are you scolding who is not a person!"

Guo Xiang was immediately dumbfounded, the master in front of him was born to write things, he really didn't have a brain.

"I'm not human, I'm not human. Guo Xiang said quickly.

Zhang Xiaobei glanced at him and said, "Eat quickly, it's almost two o'clock." I'll tell you how to write the "Report" in a moment, which is the first thing you need to do after the process is sorted out and the loopholes are found clearly......"

wiped his mouth and went out first.

Guo Xiang originally wanted to make a gesture, but as soon as he stretched out his middle finger, he immediately put it back.

That's because Zhang Xiaobei turned around: "The conference room is waiting for you." ”

But when Guo wanted to withdraw his fingers, he accidentally hit the iron leg on the dinner table, it hurt!

I had to pretend to be casual and say, "Got it, Zhang!"

In the hearts of Guo Baobao and Li Baobao, it was really bitter!

The baby is bitter, but the baby doesn't say it.

That's because babies don't dare to say it.

At 2:05, the two deputy directors approached the conference room.

Zhang Xiaobei looked at his watch, was 5 minutes late, and said: "If you are a few minutes late, I will delay the start of the class by a few minutes, and now the timer will start in 5 minutes......"

As soon as these words came out, Guo Xiang and Li Zhiqiang immediately felt that the sky was dark.

But Zhang Xiaobei's face had a strange smile on his face.

Lao Zi doesn't believe it, this efficiency, this level, can't be practiced? Then it depends on who trains you!

"Okay, today's content is more important, and there are more things that need attention, please listen well, just talk about it once......" Five minutes passed, and Director Zhang Da finally began to lecture.