Li Wan looked at Li Chen who came over, and forcibly tried to suppress the fear in his heart, but found that his hands were shaking all the time, and he couldn't control it at all. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"If you want to blame, you can only blame you for your bad luck and ran into me. Li Chen smiled, "Black eats black, I'm the best at this kind of thing." Say, do you want to give money?"

Hearing Li Chen's words, Li Wan almost fainted.

"Really, really want 1.5 million?" Li Wan felt that his confidence was a little lacking.

"Otherwise?" Li Chen patted Li Wan's face, but Li Wan didn't dare to move at all.

"Hurry up, don't bother, I estimate that you have millions of dollars a day, right?" Li Chen said lightly, "My patience is limited. ”

"Also, I just haven't had any money to spend lately. ”

Li Wan felt cold sweat on his forehead, and this time he clearly put himself in the pit.

Gritting his teeth in his heart, Li Wan said: "I don't have that much, only one million." ”

Li Chen was surprised for a while, he was really rich.

"A million is a million, who let you meet someone as good as me. Li Chen sighed, "There aren't many people like me who are as good." ”

Li Wan almost fainted.

After Li Wan finished the transfer, Li Chen smiled with a smile on his face, "When I don't have any money, I will come again." ”

Hearing this, Li Wan almost fell.

After settling it, Li Chen left directly with Wang Qianqian and others, while Li Wan was still standing in place, looking at Li Chen's departing back, he let out a long breath, his eyes were full of jealousy, but there was a strong hatred.

After a long time, Li Wan suddenly knocked over the table of Li Chen and the others just now, his eyes full of anger and hatred.

This field, no matter what, has to be recovered!

……

When Li Chen and the others came out of the food stall, it was already dark, and the resort base on the seaside island was already full of lights.

Li Chen and the girls walked on the road, this time, those girls didn't talk about makeup and food, and their topics all became - Li Chen.

"Dust group, why are you so powerful?" a girl flashed her eyes, full of curiosity.

"Brother Chen, Brother Chen, are you going to lose your kung fu?"

"Brother Chen, will you teach me well?"

A few girls chattered and directly stunned Li Chen, but this feeling made Li Chen feel very cool.

Lin Yimei glanced at Li Chen, who was almost about to ascend to the sky, this bastard, is he getting carried away again?

"This is a secret, I can't say it. Li Chen smiled, "In addition, don't look at those strong men as fierce, but they are useless." ”

"How can it not be used?" asked a couple of girls.

"Look at their breathing, they are breathing unsteadily, their bodies have been hollowed out, they are a showcase. ”

……

The group chatted and walked on the road, but the topic changed from Li Chen to telling jokes.

"I'll tell you one, once upon a time there were two bananas, and they were walking down the road one after the other, and the one in front said, 'It's hot, take off your clothes.'" Later, the latter one slipped. ”

"Oh, you're not funny at all, I'll have one. The dog proposes to the bear, and the bear says, 'I don't want to marry you, I'm going to marry the cat'. The dog was puzzled and asked, 'Why?' and the bear said, 'If I marry a dog, I will give birth to a bear in the future, and if I marry a cat, I will give birth to a panda'!"

"You're not funny, look at me, a couple, the wife said to the husband, 'Children's Day is here, people want to buy things!' The husband said, 'Well, you've grown up and can't have such a childish holiday, you know?' The wife nodded sensibly: 'Well, I know.' From tonight onwards, I will learn to be brave enough to sleep alone. The husband said, 'My dear, buy whatever you want.' Then my wife went on June 1st, hahaha. ”

Li Chen was already speechless, what kind of joke is this, why can't he feel the laughter at all.

"Dust group, you have one. The girl next to her egged on Li Chen.

"Huh?" Li Chen was stunned.

"Tell me one, Brother Chen. "The other girls didn't give up.

Lin Yi and Wang Qianqian's eyes both looked over, and they both had a trace of expectation.

"That's what you want me to say. Li Chen moistened his throat and began to speak: "Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to lose weight, but he was lazy, and later I heard that there was a bathing center with a special weight loss program. ”

Li Chen paused for a moment, and found that all the girls were waiting for him to speak.

"Then, after the man passed, the front desk lady said, 'We have 500, 1000, 1500 weight loss programs here, which one do you want?' The man thought for a while, asked for 500, and then went in, and found that it was a woman who was only wearing a three-point style, and the woman said, 'If you chase me, I'll let you hehehe.' ”

Hearing this, some of the girls' faces were already red, and the joke told by the dust group was so yellow.

"Then, the man chased it, they hehehe, and then went back to see, and found that they lost five pounds, and they thought the effect was good, and then they went again the next day, this time for 1000 service, and after entering, they found that it was a **** woman, and the woman said: 'If you chase me, I'll let you hehehehe'. They hehehe ”

Lin Yi took a sip, this bastard, the jokes he told were so indecent, but his ears were still pricked up.

The man thought the effect was very good, so he went for the third time, this time he asked for 1500 services, and as soon as he entered. Li Chen stopped suddenly, and several girls suddenly asked, "What's wrong?"

Then the man found a female orangutan sitting in it. Li Chen smiled, "The female orangutan pointed to the man and said, 'I'll chase you, if I chase you, I'll take you hehehe." ’”

Wang Qianqian's face turned red, Brother Chen's joke is so good.

Li Chen saw that several girls were slightly red, and they didn't seem to be very used to this joke.

"Nothing serious. Lin Yi shook his head.

"Mr. Lin, everyone is an adult, so it doesn't matter what you say. Li Chen said with a smile.

Lin Yi turned his head, this bastard, he can't say anything about him.

"Mr. Lin, let's have one. A girl coaxed.

Suddenly, the other women all responded in unison: "Yes, Mr. Lin will have one!"

Lin Yi was helpless for a while, "I don't know how to tell jokes." ”

"Oh, Mr. Lin, it doesn't matter, let's have one. The other women didn't give up.

"Oh well. Once upon a time, there was a person who ...... "Lin Yi also started to speak, but it was really not very good."

After walking for a while and looking at the time, everyone went home and prepared to rest.