Chapter 280: The Price of Provocation
"Hee-hee, you're so good, those old men who just said in a few words have nothing to say. ”
When the dynasty was dispersed, Yu Xiaoxiang circled around Xiao Yichen and draped him in a big hat, and his sweet and lovely face was full of little stars of worship. It's a pity that the prince, who enjoys the services of the three little beauties, is obviously not very proud, shook his head and sighed and said, "Actually, this king is making trouble for himself." The Three Emperors and the Three Emperors are better, but the Second Emperor and the Fourth Emperor are not the lords of the Mourning Kingdom. Over the years, even in the frontier, relying on his identity as the emperor's uncle, he has been powerful in the fiefdom, and the officials and the imperial history platform have had many twists and turns to impeach them. Now, get them back, and watch, sooner or later something will happen. ”
"Since that's the case, then it's good if you pretend to be deaf and dumb and don't agree to Your Majesty, why do you have to help. Yu Xiaoxiang carefully smoothed the hairing on the neckline, but there was a bit of puzzlement in her beautiful eyes.
"Hey, I didn't think of the imperial grandmother. Xiao Yichen saw that a few little beauties had stopped and retreated to the side, and as soon as he waved his hand to signal everyone to follow, he had already stepped into the snow, "The imperial grandmother is older, and she misses family affection more. Although those imperial uncles are not things, according to the words of the imperial grandmother, the concubines are not bad. I haven't seen her for so many years, and she misses it very much, but my father really doesn't talk nonsense. So, just coax her old man to be happy, and let those guys come back for a while. Today, the king also left a hand, and let his father make a clear decree, explaining that he would let them come back temporarily, so that it would be logical for them to get out of the way in the future, so that they would not be allowed to leave. As for these imperial uncles, although this king has also met a few times in their fiefdoms, they have no friendship, and as for their temperament, they are not very clear, so we still have to wait and see. ”
"I see. Yu Xiaoxiang understood Xiao Yichen's intentions, nodded and said abruptly: "Forget it, don't bother with them, anyway, you are so smart, no one can let you suffer." ”
"You're right! The person who can make this king suffer is not yet born in this world. Wahaha......" Xiao Yichen shook off the folding fan very shamelessly, with a "I'm awesome" expression.
"It's really good at pretending! It's a cold day, it's snowing in the sky, what kind of fan are you shaking! You're sick in the brain, right?" Yu Xiaoxiang pouted, and the jade hand stretched out and directly snatched the jade bone fan into his hand, put it in his sleeve pocket, stared at Xiao Yichen who stopped, and said in a coquettish voice: "Confiscate! Go back and give it to you! What to see? I haven't seen a beautiful girl!"
"......" stared at the pretty face speechlessly for a long time, Xiao Yichen sighed and started again, and said helplessly: "Xiang'er, Xiang'er, this fan is not used to fan the wind, this is the elegance of the nobility and the embodiment of the quality of life!"
"It's just nothing to pretend to be X!" Yu Xiaoxiang waved her pink fist very unceremoniously, and said righteously: "Don't think that there will be no thunder in winter." Remember Miss Ben's famous saying: Don't pretend to be X, pretend to be X and be struck by lightning!"
"Hee hee ......" Xing'er, who was following Xiao Yichen, felt particularly interesting when he saw his crying and laughing look, and the sweet laughter sounded instantly, making Yu Xiaoxiang's face a little more proud, and His Royal Highness the Prince was of course a little more bitter.
Anyway, the jade bone fan was robbed, and the possibility of snatching it back is also very low, Xiao Yichen simply didn't care, and walked towards his dragon chariot with his ruffian-like steps, but suddenly said in his mouth: "Compared with those imperial uncles, this king is more looking forward to the arrival of Princess Feihong." Hehe, this Shengjing is estimated to be lively. ”
As soon as she heard Princess Feihong's name, Yu Xiaoxiang's small mouth subconsciously pursed, glared at the man in front of her dissatisfied, and muttered softly: "Stinky pervert, you can't forget it when you see a beautiful woman, it's shameless." ”
"Hey, Xiang'er, you're right again this time. Xiao Yichen suddenly turned around, gave a beautiful man a smile that fascinated him, and said happily: "Actually, just now this king said in the palace that Princess Feihong can barely see it, it's all a lie." If it is too beautiful, and the group of perverts in the court go to see the excitement, how can this king get close to that stunning princess? ”
"Cut, be careful to see the eye of the needle!" The unhappy little beauty glared at again.
"Xiang'er, don't mind. This king will also allow you to take a look, you are a little girl, let you see that there will be no shortage of meat. Xiao Yichen smiled, simply dragged Yu Xiaoxiang to his side, and said happily: "Don't be nervous, even if this king marries that Feihong princess home to be a princess of Lingxiao, you can also be a lady who serves tea." When the time comes, let her taste your professional muddy water!"
"People don't cook tea for that princess! Besides, people's tea is not muddy water!" The little beauty, who finally began to get angry, hit Xiao Yichen's waist hard with her elbow, and her whole pretty face was about to bulge.
"Hahaha......" The prince, who obviously succeeded in his prank, raised his hand to pinch the bulging cheek, leaned closer and said, "Oh, our little beauty is jealous." Is it because Fang Xin secretly agreed, so I heard that this king is going to marry a princess to be a princess, this is going to be angry? Don't be angry, it's a big deal, go back and warm the bed for this king, and this king will give you the position of a female official in the account!"
"Get out!" The angry little beauty reached out to open the bad hand that pinched her cheek, and kicked it when she raised her foot, "I'll kick you, kick you, kick you!"
"I don't know if I think about you, I feel restless day and night, tears are like rain and empty sadness, it's better to go to bed and be a female official. Hahaha......"
"Xiao Yichen, I'll fight with you!"
"Hahaha......"
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"Xiang'er, you're too ruthless. This king's ears still hurt. ”
Sitting in the Youde Hall of his Lingxiao Palace, Xiao Yichen had to rub his ears from time to time in the gap between putting down the folds. The little beauty who ran away directly because she was too provocative before, jumped on his back and gnawed, making His Royal Highness feel that his ears had been completely bitten off, so he had to touch it often with his hands to see if it was still there.
"Who made you always like to bully. Yu Xiaoxiang, who was fiddling with the incense burner on the side, said without looking back.
"This king is just joking with you, you girl is too easy to take seriously. Xiao Yichen put down his hand bitterly, picked up a copy again, opened it and threw it aside a few times, and then said: "Even if this king wants to marry a princess, he won't want that kind of woman." ”