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President Ling looked at Zhang Wei in a daze, and seemed to be apologizing in front of him, why did the next sentence become you beating us?

Zhang Aiguo burst out laughing.

President Ling was awakened by his laughter, and then breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he wanted to make trouble, he waved his hand and said: "I am a cultural person, I am too lazy to ...... with a rough person like you father and son."

"Cultural person?" Zhang Wei interrupted and glanced at it, "Do you think you are a cultural person when you take a newspaper to the toilet?"

President Ling frowned and said, "Am I a cultural person......

"Why are you bald?" Zhang Wei asked suddenly.

President Ling's face was a little dark, why did this kid stare at the defects of people and ask? He said coldly, "What does my baldness have to do with you?"

Zhang Aiguo also looked at Zhang Wei with a puzzled expression, didn't he scold?

"Your baldness has nothing to do with me, but you're not smart, why do you want to learn from other people's baldness?" asked Zhang Wei with a serious face.

People are not smart?

Why do scholars go bald?

I'll fuck your sister, you're scolding me for being stupid in disguise!

President Ling almost jumped up and slapped the table, but at the thought of enduring humiliation, he suppressed the anger in his heart, he still knew a little about the background of Zhang Wei's family, it is said that he has a good relationship with Secretary Mao of Jinghai City, and Secretary Mao is a member of the Standing Committee of the province, although Secretary Mao can't control Yang Zibao, but it is still very troublesome to really pull it off, so he designed to provoke the father and son, I didn't expect Zhang Wei to be so damaged!

Zhang Wei didn't want to damage him, but this time the public welfare of his family not only paid 100,000 yuan of goods, but also invited Zhang Xinze and others to the next two million goods, and the next preparation of 1 million goods, paid so much to win the bet with Wang Dongliang, but he didn't expect that he was actually smeared by Yang Zibao, if Yang Zibao reported truthfully, forget it, but his father said that there was a donation to prove that President Ling was yin and yang, forget it, what do you want to do with a voice recorder?

It is true that Zhang Wei did use public welfare to promote his own products this time, but he did do charity, you Yang Zibao want to smear my family, right? Block my family, right? Since you Yang Zibao doesn't even want a face, then blame me for scolding!

It's already torn in the face anyway!

At most, everyone is shameless!

Heh, anyway, I still have follow-up preparations, even if you expose me, I'm not afraid to scold you!

Zhang Wei, who was already holding back the fire in his belly, couldn't bear it now, on the other hand, the nature of this guy's temper was originally like this, only allowed others to smear his family, and he was not allowed to scold the slut?

……

Outside.

The editor-in-chief of Yang Zibao, Han, was about to go to the president's office to report some work, and just as he was about to knock on the door, there was a burst of scolding that made people laugh, "You 2b, I'll put some sauce on your face and put a Peking duck on my face?" I'll get you some curly hair, and you tell me you're a little fat sheep? I'm sorry, I forgot you're bald, oh, by the way, I'll plug a wire into your ass, and you'll be a wireless transceiver, right?"

Poof, Editor-in-Chief Han couldn't help laughing, he thought to himself, who is this, why is the scolding so funny? No, no, you can't laugh, it seems like you're scolding the president of our family!

Despite this, he still didn't knock on the door in a hurry, and quietly put his ear on the door, and he comforted himself, not that he didn't go in to help President Ling, but who made President Ling scold him and the people below him at every turn?

The scolding inside came one after another, and Chief Editor Han covered his mouth when he heard the laughter, he was afraid that he would laugh too loudly President Ling would hear it, this old thing has a bad temper.

The people in the office area have paid attention.

"Hey, you see Editor-in-Chief Han is eavesdropping!"

"Why does he keep laughing, is there something going on in the president's office?"

"I don't know, why don't we go over and hear about it?"

"This isn't very good, hey, Editor-in-Chief Han is laughing again, no, no, I can't help but be curious, let's go, go and listen." ”

Several people crept over, but they didn't dare to stick to the door like Editor-in-Chief Han, and after a while, they heard the scolding inside, and they were all happy, this scolding was so funny!

Perhaps seeing a few people laughing, a dozen or so people came over lightly, and after hearing the scolding inside, they also covered their mouths and laughed.

They are often scolded by President Ling, and today I couldn't help but be happy when I heard President Ling being scolded.

"Running into you today, the best brain-dead, is like meeting a thunderbolt on a sunny day? ”

"Don't laugh, don't laugh, listen to what is said below... Haha, I can't help it, he actually said that President Ling has a head every day in order to let people know that he is stupid. ”

"I'm going to take a notebook and write it down, uh... This sentence is too bad, the biggest problem with talking to you is why am I not stupid? If I am, it would be easier for the two of us to communicate? ”

President Ling's angry screams came from inside, "Have you scolded enough?"

The scolding voice just now came again, "Enough scolding? How can you scold enough? Didn't you turn on the recorder and want to record what my dad and I scolded you and go back to listen to slowly? Okay, I satisfy you, to be honest, I also considered whether I would hurt you if I said this, but now I don't think so, not because your mind is strong enough, but because your arrears IQ is helping you. ”

Standing outside the door, these people couldn't help it at all, laughing quietly one by one, and several people were holding their stomachs, this scolding was too level.

There was a previous scolding voice from inside, but this time it seemed to have changed the style of painting, "Counting nine in the middle of winter and looking forward to spring, three watches looking forward to the morning sun in the middle of the night; flowers and moons looking forward to large sums of money, idle two-milk looking forward to hooligans; night lone jackals looking forward to female ghosts, single old men looking forward to aunts; acting looking forward to winning awards, doing newspapers and looking forward to dying in enterprises." ”

"A single old man looking forward to the eldest lady?"

"Haha, isn't President Ling just a single old man?"

"What does that sentence mean to be a newspaper and look forward to the death of the company?"

"Well, you went on a business trip a few days ago, and I didn't know that our newspaper published a news that a certain company used charity to make false publicity, but there was no such thing after the investigation, so President Ling called people over today, but I don't know why it was scolded. ”

After someone explained, those who didn't understand the situation immediately understood, this is not to blame people for scolding, the newspaper was originally reporting unfairly, but President Ling was eager for quick success, and several times used false reports to increase sales, in the past, people were afraid that the newspaper would continue to smear and could only swallow their anger, but I didn't expect this time to come ruthless!

It's so ruthless!

It's dark inside!

"Hahaha!

"I, he... I can't help it, I'm scolding too incisively!"

"You shameless person, don't you think that everyone has to get used to you!? It's so funny!

"My stomach hurts from laughing, the first time I heard Old Man Ling scolding people, tsk, I want to learn how to scold people, whoever provokes me in the future will scold me like this!"

"What a cow this scolding man!"

"I can scold people so well, I can be regarded as knowledgeable! It is estimated that there is no second one in China who is so good at scolding!"

The people outside are already laughing through their bellies!

……

Inside.

President Ling couldn't help it when Zhang Wei scolded the third sentence, his lungs were about to explode, it was too damn, it was too damn damaged, he endured the humiliation and burden, he wanted to scold back with red eyes, but Zhang Wei on the other side was like playing chicken blood, he was not an opponent at all!

"Say it again when you're paralyzed!"

"If you ask me to say it again, I'll say it again? Your IQ is so touching, I guess from today onwards when I want to scold people I will always think of you, living in the endless grassland, holding a leather whip in one hand, holding you in the other, and I don't know why, I will always see you in Mr. Zhao's animal world!"

President Ling boasted that he was experienced in scolding, but today he was really dumbfounded, he was not an opponent at all! But he was so angry that he wanted to strangle Zhang Wei to death!

The prairie is holding a leather whip and leading me?

I'll go to your second uncle and grandfather! You're too much of a guy surnamed Zhang!

You've seen me in Mr. Zhao's animal world?

President Ling fought back almost frantically, what scum! What are you a pig! What Zhang Wei is a hooligan at all!

However, he is not Zhang Wei's opponent at all, the more he scolds, the more he is not an opponent, Zhang Wei's mouth is like running a train, one after another scolding words on the Internet in later generations will rush out like Zhou Xingxing can scold the dead alive, Zhang Wei's quality was originally good, but today he is too popular! In the later life, he spent all day on Weibo and posted it, how could he not remember these scolding words? How did those people on Weibo scold people? That's a bunch of angry youths, it's a bunch of sailors, how can the scolding that these people ponder all day and night be comparable to the current people?

President Ling said stinky on the left - hooligan - scum on the right, and Zhang Wei immediately scolded back like Gatling.

This scolding is so earth-shattering!

Like President Ling's scolding methods, where is Zhang Wei's opponent who has brought countless scolding jokes in later generations, he can't scold even if he jumps like thunder, and suddenly he is defeated and retreats, and his anger is really about to explode!

"I ...... I'm Nima......" President Ling gasped and couldn't finish his words!

Zhang Wei still smiled, "Don't talk to me, because I don't understand, in the eyes of others, it's a very stupid thing for me to quarrel with a pig." ”

President Ling is about to vomit blood!

You've been talking so much, and now you're saying it's stupid to quarrel with a pig? You've been scolding me for being a pig!

Looking at President Ling, whose face was green, Zhang Wei stood up and said sonorously: "The reason why I scolded you today is not because your newspaper published false advertisements for my family, but to remind you who are mixed in with the national media department and rely on slandering, fabricating, and slandering others all day long to win attention.

Zhang Aiguo stood up and snorted coldly, "If you don't sue your newspaper to death, I won't be surnamed Zhang!"

The two of them walked towards the door in unison.

The door opens.

Zhang Wei and Zhang Aiguo walked out.

The dozen or so people who were eavesdropping fled in panic and returned to their seats one by one.

Looking at Zhang Wei walking in the aisle, everyone was suddenly shocked, this is simply a master of scolding! )