Text Text_Chapter 900 Don't be scared
To tell the truth, the fat woman's body must at least have a 190-pound or more meat, covering such a large area, even if you want to hide it, you can't hide it.
So when Pang Xuefeng walked into the ward, the first thing he saw was her, but Pang Xuefeng didn't care, and thought that one of the seven aunts and eight aunts of Lu Guili's family came to visit the patient, because even if it was left at someone's house, it was a natural thing.
However, what Pang Xuefeng didn't expect was that he had never seen this fat woman at all, let alone taken advantage of her, and he didn't owe her money.
Besides, I have to walk around the fat woman's robbery, with Lu Guili and Chang Yushuang here, even if you take advantage of her, you won't be blind.
But even so, this fat woman still "fired" at Pang Xuefeng without warning, who provoked you?
So Pang Xuefeng suddenly looked at the fat woman inexplicably, "This aunt, we ...... before." Have you met?"
The fat woman looked like the kind of person who never knew how to suffer, so she immediately looked at Pang Xuefeng and smiled and said, "I haven't met, but I'm very curious about you after listening to Xiaoli's introduction just now, what's wrong, can't you?"
The fat woman said this, but it was a bit of a no-brainer, so Lu Guili and Lu Guixin's faces immediately turned bad after hearing it, because no matter what, Pang Xuefeng was the one he brought over, and he didn't look at the monk's face but also looked at the Buddha's face, what kind of attitude do you have?
However, don't look at the old man Lu who is sick in bed now, and Lu Guili's mother looks like a good wife and mother who has no quarrel with the world, but I have to say that the Lu family's tutor is still quite good.
Because no matter what, fat women are people of the same generation as their parents, so although she was extremely dissatisfied with the attitude of fat women, Lu Guili still looked at her mother first.
But at this time, even if the old lady has a good temper, she can't help but go up a little after hearing it, and she said that the previous thing is okay, this is a friend brought by my child, people recruited you to provoke you, what is the matter with you?
However, after all, the old lady has never been the kind of person who will blush-necked and red-faced, so after thinking about it, she finally said to the fat woman, "Sister Zhang, you see that there are many things in our family today, otherwise you will ...... first."
The old lady said politely enough, but after the fat woman heard it, she immediately waved her hand and said, "Shuwen, look at you, what are you still polite to me, we are not outsiders, isn't there a plastic stool under the bed, I'll just sit on this, it's good." ”
Without waiting for Lu Guili's mother to react, the fat woman pulled out the plastic stool from under the bed, and then sat down again as if she was in her own home.
Good guy, although Lu Guili's mother was so angry that she wanted to get angry at the time, but after all, she only glanced at a fat woman a rare slanted, but Lu Guili didn't have such a good temper, and when she saw the fat woman's hob posture, she immediately wanted to scold her with words, but she was gently pulled by Pang Xuefeng.
Because even if she is not wrong at all, but this time she has a conflict between Lu Guili and her because of her relationship, which in itself is a thing that is easy to say and not to hear.
Then Pang Xuefeng looked at the fat woman and said, "It's okay aunt, who can not have a curiosity, isn't it, it's completely okay." ”
The fat woman saw that no one refuted her, and she felt a little more momentum at this moment, "Well, the young man is still good at talking, then I'll ask you, I just heard Xiaoli say that you know what physiognomy and what kind of medical skills, is it really fake?"
Dizzy, you've lived to a dog for most of your life, right, can you speak human language? Do you know what politeness is?
If it weren't for his physical condition that he really didn't allow him to get angry, Old Man Lu would almost get up and blushing with her at this time.
However, Pang Xuefeng had already seen too many people with this number, so he was not angry after hearing it, and at the same time, since he had Jiang Mingfei, who was also a sharp lady of the palace, his kung fu not only improved by leaps and bounds, but he would never allow others to squeeze himself in front of him like this.
So Pang Xuefeng smiled and said, "Auntie, it's hard to say if it's really fake." ”
The fat woman was stunned when she heard this, "How do you say this, what is true is true, what is fake is fake, what is true can't be fake, what does fake can't be true, how can I listen to what you mean...... Is this still discussed?"
Yes, the fat woman is a little bit of an inch at this time, not only every sentence is sandwiched between the wooden warehouse, but also the words are sticky.
However, Pang Xuefeng still smiled indifferently, "Auntie, that's the case, isn't there such a sentence, there are immortals, gods and demons, and people are divided into three, six, nine, etc., so as long as they are good-hearted people who know how to repay their kindness, then after getting my help, not only can they distinguish between truth and falsehood, but they also praise me when they meet people, and gather good fortune for me everywhere, and I am sincerely grateful to them." ”
"However, some people who crossed the river and demolished the bridge with predictable intentions not only did not even have a word of thanks after receiving my help, but also complained about their grievances when they met people, as if I robbed their family of how much money. ”
"The most important thing is that these white-eyed wolves have a common characteristic, that is, they have solved their problems through my help, but not only do they not want to be grateful, but they are always struggling with a question, that is, whether this is true or false!"
When he said this, Pang Xuefeng suddenly looked at the fat woman with a serious face and said, "So I don't hide it from Auntie, I sometimes feel very confused about this issue, you happen to be there today, you are older than me, and you have more things than me, so you will come and help me analyze and analyze, is this true or false?"
Yes, after Pang Xuefeng finished speaking, Lu Guili and Chang Yushuang immediately couldn't stop laughing.
Especially Lu Guili, she couldn't help laughing and trembling, and she couldn't straighten her waist while holding her stomach, and it was estimated that she laughed too well, and subconsciously twisted Pang Xuefeng's arm for a while.
Although I also want to save some face for fat women, I ...... I can't help it!
Don't say it, not only did Lu Guili and the young people laugh back and forth, but even Old Man Lu and Lu Guili's mother couldn't hide the corners of their mouths after hearing it.
Old Man Lu was even amused by Pang Xuefeng's words, but he didn't dare to laugh, first, he took care of the fat woman's face, and second, he was afraid that he would cough again.
But no matter what, Pang Xuefeng, a young man and an old couple, remembered it, because this kid not only has a powerful mouth, but the key is that it is too cola!
However, the fat woman's face is a little unbearable at this time, after all, there are a lot of old people, who can't hear Pang Xuefeng's sarcastic words!
But Pang Xuefeng didn't mention her name, nor did he hang her surname, so the fat woman didn't even find an excuse to spray at this time, except for holding back a pig's liver-colored face!
However, after all, he is so old, can he still make a hairy boy choke and have nothing to say?
So the fat woman's little eyes turned around, and she immediately said, "Young man, listen to what you say is so lively, then what will you do, let's listen to it!"
Pang Xuefeng stretched out his hands, "Just like what Lu Xiaonu just said, physiognomy and medical skills, I know a little bit about fur." ”
The fat woman's small eyes are small, okay, her tone is not small, then I'll see how capable you are.
"Yes, young man, then you can calculate it for my aunt first, calculate when I will have foreign fortune, and when will I be able to get rich overnight?" So the fat woman squinted at those small eyes, looked at Pang Xuefeng and said.
Pang Xuefeng was also polite, "Okay." ”
As he spoke, Pang Xuefeng looked at the fat woman's life wheel.
However, after seeing this, Pang Xuefeng couldn't help but subconsciously shook his head, "Auntie, with all due respect, with all due respect, you probably won't have any foreign fortune in ten years, and your main source of income still depends entirely on your retirement salary." ”
"And as for what you said about getting rich overnight...... I'm sorry, but that's basically not possible. ”
As soon as the fat woman heard this, she immediately caught the trick, "Hmph, show the fox's tail, right? Finally started to make up nonsense, right? Hmph! No, I'm not afraid to tell you kid, I ...... two months ago."
But before the fat woman's words were finished, Pang Xuefeng immediately continued, "Just two months ago, you just had an expenditure of about 200,000 yuan, Auntie, is this what you want to say?"
Yes?
The fat woman was immediately shocked as if she was something, and she was stuck there in the second half of her throat, and at the same time, she immediately looked at Pang Xuefeng blankly.
Because just two months ago, the fat woman did have an expenditure of 180,000 yuan, which was a company recommended to her by a card friend.
Although this company is not big, it promises that as long as you invest in the company, you will have a dividend income of 2.5 every month after that.
In fact, to put it bluntly, it is just a private private placement initiated by various companies, which is not a new thing in any city, but the scale of this company is not large, and this kind of behavior is not protected by law.
However, with an interest rate of 2.5, after investing 180,000 yuan, there will be a dividend of 4,500 per month, which is already a high salary for an ordinary worker.
Therefore, in today's environment where the interest on bank deposits is almost negligible, even if you know that there is no legal protection for this kind of investment, but in the face of the high interest rate of 2.5, there are still a lot of people rushing to invest money in it.
However, for the fat woman, she didn't even dare to say anything about her husband, but wanted to wait for the return to the original to be at least halfway back before telling him, but...... But how did this hairy boy know?