Chapter Seventy-Four: Bad Luck Can Make People Happy
Regarding how to coax a girl, Lu Ling, who has a sister, naturally can't say that he doesn't know at all. But what does his sister say, she is a very straightforward person who doesn't have to let people guess what she thinks. If she gets angry, she doesn't need Lu Ling to coax her, she will change her way to make Lu Ling unlucky to vent her resentment that Lu Ling provoked.
If she is unhappy, she will also change her ways to make Lu Ling unlucky to make her happy. In a word, Lu Ling was unlucky, and she was happy. If Lu Ling is not fooled, it is even better, even the effort that consumes brain cells can be saved, and he will kick it directly with his big feet, and he will be unhappy at all.
So there is only one way for Lu Ling to make her sister happy, pretending to be fooled to make her happy, or really unlucky to make her happy. But does it work for all women?
Glancing at Ruan Qingning, who was squatting on the ground and burying his face in his arms, Lu Ling sighed. Now I don't have time for him to think about it, just such a proven method of at least holding his sister in his hand, a dead horse as a live horse doctor, if it doesn't work, it will work.
Asking Lu Ling how to make a girl happy Lu Ling was at a loss, but asking him how he deliberately fell for his sister's evil behavior to make his sister happy Lu Ling After years of exploration and summary, the door is very clear. Not to mention the constant renovation, I also found a reliable helper.
"Braised eggs!" made a photo paper to attract the attention of the braised eggs who were taking a break with their eyes closed, and Lu Ling made a gesture towards the braised eggs.
Seeing that the master hadn't made a gesture to himself for a long time, the boiled egg, who had been very bored in the house for a day, stood up excitedly. Finally able to play his favorite game again, and the blood all at once boiled all at once!
Lu Ling and the boiled egg played very easily, the boiled egg first attracted Ruan Qingning's attention, and then Lu Ling pretended to be inadvertently walking towards Ruan Qingning.
Lu Ling would accidentally slip or trip while walking, and then his outstretched hand to maintain his balance would accidentally hit something, and then one of the big things would inevitably hit Lu Ling's head in the process of falling.
It was also inevitable that some liquid would be sprinkled on Lu Ling's face in a 360-degree rotation in the air, drawing a face with extreme joy. Then Lu Ling would faint for a short time, and when Ruan Qingning ran over to wake him up in a hurry, and then made sure that he was okay, why was she angry, she had already been left behind.
This mode is Lu Ling's experience after being rectified by his sister I don't know how many times, there are various postures for falling, there are all kinds of things that have been smashed, and there are even more kinds of items spilled on his face or body, which guarantees that people will definitely not be able to help laughing.
If the preparation is sufficient in advance, Lu Ling guarantees that his performance will be more exciting than any comedy, but today's incident is a little sudden, and the preparation is limited in haste, and the funny specifications can only be slightly streamlined.
What's more, there is still a while before closing, it is difficult to say whether there will be customers who will suddenly come in, in front of the people he cares about, it is okay to lose face, but in front of outsiders, Lu Ling said that he is still a person who wants to face.
Just like countless times of cooperation, Ruan Qingning, who first ran over the braised egg, had to look up at it, and just when Ruan Qingning was a little unbearable by the enthusiastic licking of the braised egg, Lu Ling ran over and tried to stop the braised egg, and then...
First, I accidentally stepped on the baseball that I usually played with the braised egg and fell on my stomach, and then I was hit by the baseball bat that I accidentally pressed by my hand.
Then when the bucket of fine dog food hit by the other end of the baseball bat flew into the air and the lid suddenly loosened, Lu Ling took the ice pack that Ruan Qingning gave him and covered the bag on his head with a depressed face, and looked at Ruan Qingning very resentfully, "Can you stop laughing?"
"I'm sorry. Ruan Qingning, who watched the whole unlucky show in its entirety, tried very hard to keep her face up, trying to keep all the smiles from going back. However, the upturned corners of his mouth, as well as the sparkling light in his pupils, all show how good Ruan Qingning's mood is now.
"Laugh if you want!" Rolling his eyes, Lu Ling covered his ears, "I'll treat it as if I can't hear it." ”
With Lu Ling's approval, Ruan Qingning couldn't hold back any longer, and turned all the smiles in her chest into laughter.
Lu Ling silently turned around amid Ruan Qingning's very personal aunt laughter, leaving Ruan Qingning with a resentful back. This made Ruan Qingning's laughter, which had been somewhat slowed down, loud again, but in fact...
Secretly praised the boiled egg squatting in front of him with his ears standing high, Lu Ling felt that he had gained new knowledge, "It turns out that bad luck in exchange for happiness is not only good for my sister!"
There will always be a moment when you smile, and when Ruan Qingning finally stops laughing, she should finish laughing, and she has to explain what she should explain.
It may be that Lu Ling's unlucky appearance just now left a deep impression on Ruan Qingning, and now facing Lu Ling's face, Ruan Qingning will automatically think of Lu Ling's ridiculous appearance just now holding his forehead and standing in the rain of dog food with a bewildered expression, and he can't be serious.
Without a serious expression, the atmosphere between the two suddenly relaxed a lot. After Lu Ling covered his forehead and poured himself juice again, Ruan Qingning put down the cup and deliberately didn't look at Lu Ling, "When did you know who I am?"
The question Ruan Qingning asked was very important to her, and although the serious atmosphere was no longer there, it was impossible to make Ruan Qingning feel like chatting.
With a very ** face and a very mature expression, Lu Ling couldn't help but want to skin it again. If he didn't know that Ruan Qingning would be crazy if he dared to be indecent at this time, Lu Ling really wanted to see how funny Ruan Qingning's expression would be after he peeled himself.
"Theoretically, it was only when the black hairball had a fever that I knew. Lu Ling finally began to answer very cooperatively, "But if you are serious, I should have known about it on the day you came to take the black hairball away." ”
"Why?" was originally shocked because Lu Ling knew his identity much earlier than he imagined, and heard Lu Ling say that he should have known from the beginning, Ruan Qingning subconsciously asked.
Could it be that her popularity abroad is just as prosperous? Or maybe Lu Ling was originally her fan, recognizing who she was but couldn't bear to disturb her, so she deliberately pretended not to know anything in her ordinary life? I want to be by her side quietly all the time, if it weren't for this accident, he would have been pretending to be stupid like this...
After fantasizing about why Lu Ling knew his reason so early, Ruan Qingning didn't know why in her heart, and there was a faint hint of joy.
Lu Ling didn't know what Ruan Qingning was thinking, so his honest answer quickly made the joy in Ruan Qingning's heart dissipate. "I didn't pay attention to it before, I thought about it carefully, in fact, when I just got off the plane, I saw your billboard outside the airport, a big one, it seems to be an advertisement for some kind of cosmetics, you are holding a box with something I don't know and laughing very happily...
Anyway, I really didn't find out before, whether people have eyebrows or not, the change is so big, you endorse that cosmetics advertisement, is it also because their eyebrow pencils are very easy to use, which can make you have eyebrows?" In the end, Lu Ling still couldn't control his mouth for a while.