Text Text_Chapter 179 Laughing to death baby
All the business owners, including Concubine Jiang Ming, have already laughed in their hearts, this little Jiang's boyfriend can really talk nonsense with his eyes open, and he was stunned to arrange the plot like this!
But why is my heart so happy?
So he replied in unison, "Yes, that's what Xiao Jiang's boyfriend said." ”
"Yes, I also saw that when Xiao Jiang's boyfriend just walked near Lao Zhang's car, he heard a bang, and then saw that there was already such a garbage bag in his car. The fashionable female boss of the shop next to Concubine Jiang Mingfei also agreed.
"That's true, we were talking together when we saw a garbage bag falling from the sky, and at that time, Lao Zhang's arm was outside the window!"
But as soon as he heard Pang Xuefeng say this, Lao Zhang suddenly had a feeling that a master met a master.
He's a female horse, okay, you're a guy, you can even play a scoundrel than me, this ability to talk nonsense with your eyes open is better than me, at least it has to be an undergraduate level, right, and even said that I threw it into my car, ahh
So Lao Zhang said to the middle-aged policeman with an angry face, "Comrade policeman, facts speak louder than words, there are surveillance cameras installed at the entrance of their stores, and you can see who we are lying when you call up the video this morning." Lao Zhang was already blushing at this time and said with a thick neck.
Looking at this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to beat the water dogs, who has not yet counted in their hearts at this time!
Before the middle-aged policeman could speak, Concubine Jiang Ming first said, "I'm sorry, the surveillance camera in my store broke down a week ago, and it has been repaired three times in a row, but it still can't be used normally, and I'm planning to change the product again." ”
The woman boss who was dressed very fashionably also said, "Oh, I'm sorry, comrade police, the camera in our store broke two days ago, no, I kept calling the seller to fix it, but the seller kept pushing back, you see this is making trouble." ”
And at this time, another male boss also seemed to have a difficult face and said, "I'm sorry, comrade police, mine also has a little problem, you all know that it was windy and rainy yesterday, the monitoring in front of my store is estimated to have been smashed by a branch blown off by the wind, although it was not smashed, but the line seems to have a problem, this is not also contacting the seller to repair it! ”
And the rest of the first-floor business owners also came to prepare to open their doors at this time, but when they saw that it was Lao Zhang who "made trouble" today, they immediately remembered that they were often disgusted by all kinds of garbage thrown by Lao Zhang in front of their door.
So they all said that their monitoring equipment was also struck by lightning during the heavy rain yesterday, and they couldn't call up the monitoring anyway.
A few of them looked fake, picked up the phone and called the after-sales maintenance.
Pang Xuefeng was happy in his heart when he saw it, and he had never heard that this thunder could break the monitoring!
But I still gave them a thumbs up in my heart, okay, a few of you, this acting skill has completely surpassed the level of extras.
Actor level!
Actress level!
Absolute first-line level!
Who is stupid!
After seeing this scene, the young policeman who had been making notes on the side couldn't hold back his laughter, so he quickly twisted his face to the side, pretending to be checking the situation of Lao Zhang's new car.
And the middle-aged policeman also looked at Lao Zhang with a knotted face very helplessly at this time, which obviously means that I won't say anything more, just look at how explosive your own character is!
So the middle-aged policeman had no choice but to say, "Since everyone's monitoring equipment has a problem and can't call up the surveillance video, then we can't force the incident to be angry, so let's write it down first, and when we go back, we will call up the monitoring equipment on the road to see if we can find any useful clues." ”
As he spoke, the middle-aged policeman looked at the surveillance camera on the road, and then said, "But after all, it is far away from here, and it is estimated that it is beyond the effective range of video surveillance, so I am not sure if it can help you in the situation you are reacting to." ”
After speaking, the middle-aged policeman looked at Lao Zhang "helplessly" again.
Compared with the "beating of the water dogs" of the merchants on the first floor at this time, when he heard the words of the middle-aged policeman, Lao Zhang was almost squirted out with a mouthful of old blood.
What do you mean by that, don't you think I'm unlucky after talking for a long time?
Isn't this nonsense?
Keo, what's the difference between you and you?
You did it on purpose!
You must have done it on purpose!
Seven tricks of smoke are not enough to express the anger in Lao Zhang's heart at this time!
However, one of the greatest virtues of a person who is a scoundrel is that he never gives up easily.
No, although Lao Zhang was at a loss in the face of the "common hatred" of the merchants on the first floor, he immediately shifted his attention to other places as soon as his eyes rolled.
"Comrade policeman, how can I solve the problem of him beating me just now? You see, the finger marks on my face have not gone away!" Lao Zhang pointed to his right cheek and said, while looking at Pang Xuefeng fiercely.
The middle-aged policeman looked at it, turned his head and looked at Pang Xuefeng again, "Did you hit him in the face?"
Pang Xuefeng said, "Yes, I hit it." ”
The middle-aged policeman was stunned for a moment, and asked with a little regret, "Why did you start beating people?"
Pang Xuefeng smiled slightly, "Comrade policeman, it was he who made the first move, and I fought back, it seems that this should be called legitimate defense, right?"
"Oh, do you have evidence?" After several negotiations, the middle-aged policeman was already interested in Pang Xuefeng, so he also asked with a smile.
But before Pang Xuefeng could speak, Concubine Jiang Mingfei was the first to say, "Yes, I have a mobile phone video of the scene." ”
As soon as Concubine Jiang Mingfei said this, the business owners who also turned on their mobile phones just now and took videos also provided evidence.
"I have it too, you see, that's what I recorded. The fashionably dressed woman boss immediately said.
"And mine. The male boss who came over before the store opened also said.
Immediately afterwards, several bosses who had also taken a video just now also came to "join in the fun".
After the middle-aged policeman looked at them one by one, he looked at Lao Zhang sternly, "Why didn't you say it when you did it first just now? You are suspected of framing others, do you know? At the very least, this is your moral problem, and at the outset, if others talk to you more seriously, they can sue you, do you know?"
Lao Zhang became anxious when he heard this, "What? I have a moral problem? And you still sue me? Then you mean that my plan is in vain." ”
The middle-aged policeman considered the words for a while, and then said to Lao Zhang, "In the face of the facts, if you have to say so, I can't refute anything." "After all, the middle-aged policeman is a police officer, so he is still very particular about speaking.
"If there's nothing else, then we're going to call it a day. Regarding the problem that the vehicle you reacted to was hit by a falling object, we will immediately go to retrieve the relevant video when we return to the station, I know your phone number, you wait for our phone notification. After speaking, the middle-aged policeman was about to turn around and leave.
But at this time, Lao Zhang finally broke out.
"Don't go! Okay, wow, I asked you to solve the problem, but you didn't do anything, so you want to leave?"
The middle-aged policeman was also a little angry when he heard this, "What do you mean? What do you mean that we have nothing to do and want to leave?"
"Your car was hit by a falling object, and you say that this young man did it, but do you have any proof? On the contrary, there are several witnesses who prove that it was not this young man who did it, but that you threw garbage from a high place and hit your own car. ”
"Besides, you said that this young man hit you first, but so many people's mobile phone videos show at the same time that it was you who made the first move. ”
"Don't you know that the audio and video recordings of mobile phones are now legally admissible evidence? It's good that people didn't report you, we didn't arrest you, what else do you have to say?"
The middle-aged policeman changed his previous peaceful attitude based on mediation, and his momentum was suddenly shocked, and he said reasonably.
"Okay! Okay! Okay! I've written down your siren number, and a few of you, colluding with the police, okay! If you don't solve it for me, I'll solve it myself!"
Saying that, Lao Zhang glanced at the people present condescendingly, and then took out his mobile phone very heroically, "Hey, Director Bi, my Xiao Zhang, yes, hahaha, it's okay, it's okay, your family's affairs are my business, you let Auntie put a hundred and twenty hearts, I promise to do it properly for you." ”
"Okay, but I'm ...... today. It's a little bit of a matter to trouble you, well, it's not the time I'm going to do that for you now, I met a guy downstairs in my house, and he smashed my car and hit me for no reason, yes, and the two policemen who came to the end of the day happened to know them again, well, it's not, so this trouble has become mine. ”
"What? You're going to find someone right away? That's great, then I'll be waiting for you here, thank you so much, Director Bi. ”
After finishing speaking, he put away his mobile phone, and then looked around the crowd and said, "Hmph, I'm not afraid to tell you, Dasheng Iron and Steel knows, right? ”
"Director Bi can not only talk to the senior management of Dasheng Iron and Steel, but also have a lifelong friendship with a certain leader of the Municipal Public Security Bureau. After speaking, Lao Zhang also looked at the middle-aged policeman.
Then he continued, "So, you just wait, no one will try to run, I will definitely clean you up one by one." ”
After listening to this, although the middle-aged policeman's face changed slightly, he still looked at Lao Zhang angrily and said nothing.
But at this time, Pang Xuefeng suddenly couldn't help laughing.