Chapter 9 Tsundere Brain Name Yohan
Ignoring the voice with a changeable intonation, the content of this speech seems to be a little off the line, what do you mean by wanting to die of you, thinking that you are dead, but Bai Lu turned his head and didn't see the person who spoke, if there is such an undulating intonation, is it a remote voice?
"Don't look at it, it's not a living person. Uncle explained.
Wow, what do you mean by not being alive, is it not dead?!!
"Silly girl, it's Zhibrain, his name is Johan. ”
Bai Lu was about to ask if this intelligent brain was the kind of artificial intelligence in the movie, the kind of high-tech that might control the robot rebellion in the future?
"Lao Li, you brought a newcomer?!" Zhinao Yohan shouted in high decibels!
Bai Lu was wondering if to say hello, this smart brain seems to be quite smart (since it is a smart brain, of course it is wise (⊙o⊙)
Several blue rays of light formed a net and swept towards Bai Lu, and he didn't know where it came from, Bai Lu only felt that his whole person was controlled by the blue light, but it only disappeared in just three or five seconds.
"Wow~ It's a girl, hello beauty~ Hello~ I'm Johan, the covenant, the vast Han~ It's not the John you usually hear without the three points of water~ You can call me Yoyo, Hanhan, Little Yohan, Ayo, Ahan...... Well, I'll think about what it can be called...... By the way, and honey, honey, baby...... And ......"
Bai Lu was petrified by the wisdom brain that spoke out when he thought in his ear, and there was really no reaction for a while. As for the uncle, he walked to what looked to be an instrument console and ignored Johan completely.
Three minutes later, Yohan, who didn't get any response, said in an extremely sad tone, "Woo, people are so cute and cute, why don't you ignore people, people have been talking for so long, you shouldn't say a word, is it because you don't like to talk like Xiao Fengfeng, or don't talk at all like Xiaoice Bing, woo woo even Xiao Wenwen will respond to me two sentences, I miss Xiao Zhu Zhu so much, I miss Xiao Zhu Zhu so much, I really want ~ I want ~ I want ~ I think ...... I think about it."
How is this a bit like the theme song of an eight-o'clock TV series called "Deep Emotions * Misty and Rainy" in Huaguo more than ten years ago......?
"Lao Li, you quickly return Xiao Zhu Zhu to me! My little Zhu Zhu ......."
Uncle Lao Li said while he was busy with something, "Yohan, release it as soon as the test is done, don't rub it off, Bai Lu, you say hello to Yohan." ”
When Bai Lu heard this, he grinned stiffly, not knowing which direction to go, and he didn't see the transmitter or anything on all sides, so he had to say to the air, "Hi, hello Johan! My name is Bai Lu." Finally, thinking of what Johan had just said at length, he added, "Nice to meet you." ”
I thought it would be over with a say hello, but who would have thought:
"Woo, lying is not a good boy~ Little Lulu, I didn't feel your happy emotions at all, and your heartbeat in your brain didn't reach the frequency of excitement...... Huh, why did I detect that you had fear hormones five minutes ago, and your life, property, and emotions were threatened? Or were you scared by Lao Li? Woo, I knew that you were scared by Lao Li, Lao Li was fierce, he always wouldn't let me speak, woo you said that there is nothing more painful in this world than not being able to speak, let alone such a cute and cute brain ...... as me."
White Dew: Forehead drops......
But soon Lao Li saved Bai Lu's eardrums, "Bai Lu, come here." ”
Walking to the instrument, Bai Lu looked carefully, about two meters high and five meters long glass, estimated to be a display screen, one meter high position has a Western-style long table like a metal plate, silver white, although smooth without buttons, but it is expected to be an operating table, looking up to find that the ceiling of this "football field" is very high, five meters, eight meters? In short, it is absolutely empty and spacious.
"Johan, release Bai Lu's physiological test. ”
"Oh~"
The wide glass changed from transparent to the white canvas color of the projector's shadow cloth, and then a portrait was displayed on it, and Bai Lu, who was like a real person copying, jumped on the screen, and at first glance saw herself, Bai Lu's heart was frightened and tightened.
The "white dew" on the screen rotated 360 degrees, and then became transparent, showing bones, organs, meridians, etc. like a three-dimensional data stereogram, and all the details were enlarged and then reduced on the screen, just like the parts of a machine were recorded separately and then reassembled to complete, and the "white dew" on the screen returned to the appearance of the live-action version after reorganization. Immediately, columns of data popped up like a slideshow, and Bai Lu saw things like:
Intracellular fluid: 21.34 kg
Extracellular fluid: 10.76 kg
Protein: 8.91kg
Minerals: 1.50kg
Presumptive bone mass: 2.81kg
Blood oxygen: 99.16%
……
Generally speaking, physiological testing is a physical examination, and the physical test is not all such as height and weight, vision, pulse, blood pressure, blood lipids, or heart rate, spleen function, lung capacity, or something, oh, in fact, I have seen these in several lines of data, but the unfamiliar noun makes Bai Lu pay special attention. A quick glance to the last line yields the following results:
Blue Star Log File Rating: Qualified
Although I don't know what kind of file this Blue Star log file is, but seeing the word qualified, Bai Lu is still relieved, at this time Bai Lu didn't find that she had unconsciously put herself in the position of "being assessed" and wanted to apply, of course, in the face of the high-tech scene of an unusual company, Bai Lu of ordinary people has already acquiesced.
"Oh~ Xiao Lulu, you passed~ But the data shows that you are qualified in the Blue Star log file, if you put it in the physiological test standard of the Blue Star Bronze file or the Green Star log file, you will not be able to pass~"
The Blue Star Bronze File should be a higher level than the Blue Star Log File, it seems to have been seen in the contract information, what is the Green Star Log File? Bai Lu vaguely felt that the "Blue Star" might refer to the earth, and the Green Star was not another planet? God, this assumption is too crazy! Maybe the Blue Star is just the name of the branch, after all, the red orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple rainbow colors are also used as the code names of the various branches under the group, and they really have never seen the world. I was blown up by the uncommon modern technology, and even the alien planet was imagined.
"Well, although Johan said that you can't meet the passing mark of the latter standard for the time being, the physiological test as a rookie log file is qualified, so let's do the test. The uncle pressed a few times on the smooth console, Bai Lu didn't see a reaction similar to electronic subtitles or touch screens, but estimated that he might have temporarily stored his physiological test data.
Only then did I see that the white dew image and data information on the screen disappeared, the floor tiles in front of the console opened, and a chair rose like a mechanism. The material is silver-white metal, and the chair adjusts the overall height width, armrest height width, and backrest inclination at a visible speed in Bai Lu's line of sight, and there is a three-dimensional metal box similar to an inverted U shape on the upper part of the backrest, guessing that it should be cushioned at the neck.
"Little Lulu, try if the chair I adjusted for you is comfortable~" Yohan urged Bai Lu as if he was invited.
"Sit down. Lao Li gestured.
Bai Lu clenched her fists, then let go, took a deep breath, sat on the chair, and instantly felt: it was so comfortable!
It is completely designed or adjusted according to the size of various parts of her body, her feet are just hanging to the ground, but she is not heavy, the curvature of her calves is just right with the chair legs, her forearms are on the armrests, she does not shrug her shoulders or pull her wrists, her back resting on the chair is just a feeling of extremely relaxed breathing, and the back of her neck is supported, and there is an illusion of soft pillows.
"It seems that Xiao Lulu is very satisfied with the chair I adjusted~" Johan said proudly, "Xiao Lulu is going to enter the first test later, in order to ensure that the test is not interrupted, I have to fix you on the chair~ Don't be afraid~"
As soon as Johan finished speaking, silver metal clasps appeared on the armrests and feet of the chair where Bai Lu was sitting, and fixed Bai Lu's limbs to the chair. Because of Yohan's advance notice, Bai Lu was not panicked.
Then, from the U-shaped metal box that was leaning against his neck, something resembling a helmet was protruded, and it was fixed on Bai Lu's head.
"Little Lulu, don't worry~It's just a very, very elementary test~"
"Ten seconds later, is there a problem?" the uncle asked.
"No problem. With a dizziness in her head, Bai Lu entered the test.
Between the nose is the familiar aroma of the home-cooked food made by Bai Ma, and the ears are:
"Ouch, that's unfortunate, you're eating!"