Chapter 103: Slap in the face in the air
Hu Li smiled embarrassedly: "Laughing, this Li Ming is my brother and the husband of our commander." For the time being, he has not held any position in the fox clan. ”
"Oh! I see. The big catfish sneered: "After making trouble for a long time, this Li Ming and Li Gongzi are also a white Ding in Qingqiu, just like us! Then why does he dare to be so arrogant? It turns out that he is relying on his wife's power to show off his might! Everyone, let's talk about it, is this considered eating soft rice! Or it can also be said that he is doing business, but we are selling wool, and he is selling his own kung fu, bed kung fu!"
After saying this, the small venue suddenly became lively, anyway, everyone was talking about it, and there was everything to say. There are people who speak for me, there are people who are sarcastic and sarcastic about me, and there are people who speak vulgarly, presumably because of the big catfish.
How could Zhang Shan let go of this good opportunity, walked over and looked me up and down, and then said in a weird manner: "Li Ming, I didn't see it, what is so good about you, the eldest lady of the Hu family is such an amazing and brilliant character, how could she give up the young master of the jackal clan, Chai Zhijun, and like you." Now listening to this big catfish, I finally understand, it turns out that your kid's bed kung fu is good. This is really a word to wake up the dreamer. Why don't we wait for this matter, let's talk about it, and how about you teach me a few tricks?"
Before I could say anything, this guy was pressing step by step: "Oh, what's wrong with your face, iron and blue, are you sick?" Oh, I know, you must be afraid that I won't pay you. Don't worry, a lot of garlic strips of gold are indispensable to you! This great elder has nothing else, but he has money. If you give it to me, don't you have any money to spend? Then you don't have to steal other people's garlic gold. Do you say?"
As soon as Zhang Shan's voice fell, the big catfish picked up the conversation again: "Elder Zhang, you have a good heart, you know how difficult it is to eat soft rice." But this time, this kid has a big deal, a big deal. Don't stretch out your hand, and you will be caught. Since he stretched out his hand, he had to pay the price. So, I think according to Qingqiu's rules, he can only go to prison!"
Zhang Shan is naturally willing to sing and harmonize with the big catfish, this guy is really good at acting, and slapped his forehead suddenly: "Oops, I almost forgot about this." If you do something wrong, you will have to pay the price. Brother Li Ming, although I sympathize with you, the Qingqiu Fox Clan has strict rules, and I am afraid that even if I give up my face to beg the law enforcement elders of the Council of Elders, I will not be able to save you. But it doesn't matter, it's just stealing, and it's out after three or five years. At that time, if you can't get along in Qingqiu, you can go to Mingyue City to find me. There's still a concierge in my house, and I think you're just right!"
Zhang Shan's ability to fall into the well has risen, but his mouth is a little too broken, and I am upset to hear it. If a person with a broken mouth like this doesn't give him some color, he won't have a long memory.
I snorted, and then raised my palm and shook Zhang Shan's face twice, this time there was a good show, only to hear two snaps, these two slaps, it was really loud, plus I didn't have any strength at all, Zhang Shan's face suddenly swollen, and suddenly turned into a pig's head.
The kid covered his face and roared at Hu Li: "Hu Zuoling, Li Ming dared to openly attack the elders of the Tiger Clan, don't you care about it?"
Before Hu Li could answer, he was snatched by me: "Elder Zhang, did your eye see me attacking you?" Just now I just heard two crows making noise, and I was upset, so I moved my palm and fanned myself. You know, my palm is more than a meter away from your face, and I don't have the ability to hurt people in the air. I'm just good at bed. ”
My words amused everyone.
Zhang Shan said angrily: "It must be your ghost, otherwise how could my face be swollen for no reason?"
I laughed: "What's strange about my swollen face, maybe it's because the dim sum in the small venue is too delicious, so if you eat a few more pieces, you may be fat." And if you talk nonsense, God can't stand it, so why should I hit you in the face as a warning? Besides, if your face is swollen, are you going to look for me? I'm not your father!"
It feels so cool to slap your face, and it's a slap in the face. If Hu Yidao is here, watching the peerless invisible knife at the bottom of his box be made like this by me, I am afraid that I will have to spit out a mouthful of old blood.
In just one minute, the situation in the field changed abruptly, and Zhang Shan, who was complacent just now, has now become the most embarrassed person. I could only cover my face and point at me, and I couldn't say anything other than the word "you" in my mouth.
Hu Li's brows furrowed, and he was about to say something, when Hu Yijian suddenly walked out: "Li Ming's words are reasonable, just now his palm is still more than a meter away from Elder Zhang, how can it be slapped in his face?
What is the identity of Hu Yijian, as well as his superior strength, no one dares to provoke easily. Since he has made up his mind like this, then Zhang Shan's two slaps can be regarded as in vain.
Hu Yijian walked up to me and said softly: "Boy, you have aura, you know how to be flexible, and it is definitely Hu Yidao's blessing that the invisible knife can be used by you like this." So, do you have any interest in worshipping under the old man's door?"
Damn, I stepped on another piece of shit. I didn't expect that one of my slaps in the face would get these in exchange.
In fact, I really want to agree, although I already have two masters, but whether it is Wang Tao or Hu Yidao, they are not people with a very serious concept of portals, they don't care about how many masters I worship, they just care about their own things can be carried forward, and I see them, just call Master.
That's the swordsmanship of the Tiger One Sword, if I learn it, when the time comes, I will hold a sword in one hand and a sword in the other, and the sword will be more powerful. Of course, if the invisible sword and the invisible sword are used together, it will be even more popular.
I think I want to, but I can't just say yes, I have to hang the tiger's appetite. In this way, when the time comes, when he teaches me, I can cherish it even more.
So I pretended to say: "It is an honor to be loved by my predecessors." It's just that I already have two masters, one is the Wing Clan Elder Wang Tao, and the other is the Fox Clan Elder Hu Yidao, and I have to ask them about this matter. ”
"It's this reason!" Hu Yijian nodded at first, and then cried with a sad face: "There is no problem with Wang Tao's side, it's just that Hu Yidao and I have tried several times, and they are all draws." Although he didn't say it, he definitely wanted to meet with me in his heart, and used his apprentice to overpower my apprentice. If his apprentice becomes my apprentice, then his hard work will be in vain. It's a bit tricky. Alas, don't talk about it, when the time comes, you can ask him and do it again. ”
Zhang Shan watched me and Hu Yijian chatting very hotly, and knew that it would not be good to make any more trouble, so he had to glare at me hatefully, and then find his own relatives to take the medicine.
Of course, Zhang Shan is in a high position, but his strength is too poor, so there is nothing he can do about it. That's one of the reasons why the demon world should respect strength.
Looking at Zhang Shan's grizzled face, the people in the small venue burst into laughter. Among them, Hu Meili, Fei Tmall and Ugly Cat laughed the most. When Zhang Shan and the big catfish teamed up to insult me just now, it seemed that they were very angry. It's just that it wasn't easy to plug in at the time.
Zhang Shan likes to fall into the well, but he is not the only one who likes to fall into the well.
At this time, the stall owner stood up: "The matter of singing the bid has been delayed long enough, and if it drags on any longer, there will be no enthusiasm." Anyway, only the last two markings remained. I'll announce the results in advance. ”
Because the bidding matter is related to the gambling game between me and Hu Meili and Zhang Shan, it is more dramatic and exciting than the matter of framing me for stealing, so it brought up everyone's interest at once. Even Zhang Shan stopped taking the medicine and got up from his chair.
The stall owner's voice was much higher this time than before: "No. 5988, the winning bid price is 3,000 taels of garlic strips, and the winning bidder is Li Ming." ”
"No, I didn't expect Li Ming to win! How could he be willing to invest so much garlic gold? You must know that that piece of raw material is not very good, and it is not worth so much money?"
"People are willing, can you control it? Anyway, people won!"
Zhang Shan couldn't care about the pain in his face, and shouted loudly: "Impossible, I've already calculated, Li Ming doesn't have so much money on him." ”
I smiled: "It doesn't matter if you say it or not." ”
As I spoke, I took out the garlic gold in the blanket, counted three thousand taels directly to the stall owner, took back the raw material, threw it into the blanket, and then glanced at Zhang Shan: "Elder Zhang, I am willing to lose the bet, should the money I win be credited to the account?"
Although Zhang Shan was not short of money, so much garlic gold also made him feel pain, but in front of everyone, it was not easy to repay the debt, so he could only ask his relatives to send me 3,000 taels of garlic gold.
The kid gritted his teeth and said: "Li Ming, don't be complacent, there is still a mark, as long as I win the battle with Hu Meili, then it is equivalent to three thousand taels of garlic to buy a Hu family knife book, and I still have to earn!"
I pursed my lips: "You said you won, you won, did Sister Hu agree?"
Hu Meili nodded to the stall owner, and the stall owner continued to sing: "No. 5987, the winning bid price is 2,000 taels of garlic strips, and the winning bidder is Hu Meili." It was a pity that Elder Zhang Shanzhang was defeated by a narrow margin. ”
Although it is a slight disadvantage, even if it is a penny of silver, defeat is defeat.
Zhang Shan's face was as earthy as the color of the earth, and he muttered: "Impossible, this piece of raw material is not worth so much, why did you invest so much garlic gold? You must know that I didn't come to open this gamble at that time?"