Volume 1 Chapter 1087 No One Will Laugh at You
"I know it's a big pit, I'm still jumping, am I stupid?" Yun Zhan rolled his eyes directly. (Advertisement)--Ha,
"Huh...... It doesn't matter if you're stupid or whatever, that's not the point. "Hang Han 'jade' said with a smile.
"Then what's the point?" Yun Zhan asked instinctively, although he didn't want to talk to Hang Han's 'jade' anymore, he always unconsciously let Hang Han's 'jade' use words to get in
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"The point is, why did you blush just now?" asked Hang Han 'Yu' playfully.
"Uh......" In an instant, Yun Zhan wanted to 'slap' himself twice, knowing that this 'woman' was still entangled in this issue, why did he follow her?
"Huh...... If you don't say it, I can actually guess it. ”
"Uh......" Yun Zhan rolled his eyes and said angrily, "You think you are a god, you can guess anything?"
Hang Han 'Yu' smiled and said: "I'm not a god, I'm a human, just a person who understands you better." ”
"......" Yun Zhan was speechless, because he felt that what Hang Han 'jade' said was a fact, and this 'female' person always guessed his thoughts, hmm...... This 'woman' is not only a human being, but also a terrible person.
If it is an enemy, the consequences are unimaginable, but fortunately, this 'woman' is not an enemy, but his friend, and of course, it may also be his close lover in the future.
Although Yun Zhan showed a desire to end the topic, Hang Han 'Yu' didn't want to end there, but glanced at Yun Zhan and continued: "If my guess is right, you are thinking about me. ”
"Uh...... You're thinking too much. ”
Hang Han 'Yu' ignored Yun Zhan, but continued: "Or to put it this way, you dreamed, and you dreamed of me. ”
"Isn't your 'woman' feeling too good about yourself?" Yun Zhan asked angrily.
"I don't know if it's good, but I trust my feelings and trust my judgment. "Hang Han 'jade' said slowly.
"Judge, on what basis do you judge?"
"Huh...... Depending on the position in which you sleep. ”
"What position do I sleep in?" Yun Zhan's curiosity hooked Hang Han's 'jade' again.
Hang Han 'jade' said jokingly: "Because you are sleeping with the quilt, if my guess is right, you will treat the quilt as a 'woman', and also as me." ”
Yun Zhan pursed his lips and said angrily: "You really don't feel good about yourself, even if I sleep with the quilt, I don't think of you, can't I be my wives?"
Yun Zhan did not refute the fact that he was holding the quilt, the facts were in front of him, and he couldn't refute it, because he was still holding the quilt at this time, and even his two 'legs' clamped the quilt
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"Hehe......" Hang Han's 'jade' playful smile said: "If you treat the quilt as your wife, then why do you blush, it's an old husband and wife, do you need to blush?"
"Uh......"
"Huh...... So you took the quilt for me, maybe you hugged me in your dream last night, and even in your dream, something good happened to the two of us, right?"
"Dreaming, isn't it real?" asked Yun Zhan instinctively.
"Huh...... Your reaction has betrayed you, which means that my guess is correct, that you did dream of me, and that we did good things in our dreams. ”
Hang Han 'Yu' smiled, then shrugged his shoulders and said: "Although I guessed, but I still regret to tell you that you are indeed just dreaming, the two of us have not really achieved good things, it is a pity to think about it now, I knew that you had me in your heart, I should have molded into your room last night and cooked raw rice into rice, anyway, you will not refuse me in your dream." ”
Although Hang Han's 'jade' guessed the truth, Yun Zhan did not react too much, but breathed a sigh of relief, it was a dream, if it was true, then it would be troublesome, then he would really fall, how could he "take revenge" in the future?
Hang Han 'Yu' glanced at Yun Zhan, waved his hand, and said, "Okay, whether you are relieved because we didn't really succeed, or regret because our good deeds are not real, it doesn't matter now." ”
"What's important then?" Yun Zhan asked suspiciously.
"The important thing is that you get out of bed right away. ”
"Why?"
"Aren't you in a hurry to see that Matur? He has already arrived, and is in the hall downstairs with Gong Huaxing, and has been waiting for you for a while, I think you should go and summon him
。 ”
"Oh...... Then I'll get up 'bed'!" Yun Zhan 'wanted' to sit up, but he seemed to think of something again, turned his head to look at Hang Han's 'jade', and said, "Can you go out for a while?"
Hang Han 'Yu' said with a smile on his face: "Go out?hehe...... What are you worried about?"
"What are you worried about?" Yun Zhan rolled his eyes angrily.
"Don't worry, I won't eat you. ”
"You're a 'woman', can't you be a little reserved?" Yun Zhan felt that he was about to make this 'woman' who was even more shameless than himself mad.
"Reserved?" Hang Han 'Yu' pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "For a 'bastard' like you, it's useless to hold a fart." ”
"Uh...... You don't have a face, I still have to be embarrassed!"
"I'm shameless?...... "Hang Han's 'jade' hands 'sticked' into his waist and laughed.
"What are you laughing at?" Yun Zhan asked puzzledly, he scolded her, she could still laugh, this 'woman' is sick?
"I won't have that kind of dirty dream anymore?" Hang Han 'Yu' didn't answer the rhetorical question.
"Uh......" Yun Zhan was speechless for a moment, and a round of blush appeared on his face, although Yun Zhan did not admit it, but Hang Han 'Yu' himself guessed that they had succeeded in Yun Zhan's dream, but this is also a fact, how can he refute it?
Hang Han 'Yu' smiled and said, "I don't know what you're shy about, since we both dreamed that the two of us rolled the 'bed' sheets, then I don't have any problem even if I see you get up 'bed' and change clothes?"
"Hmph...... No matter what you say, and whether your speculations are true or not, I have to tell you, as long as you are here, I will not get up, and what about Matur when he comes? Let him wait, and when you go out, I will get up to meet him. Yun Zhan said angrily like a child.
Although Yun Zhan actually didn't care about getting up in bed in front of a 'woman' to change clothes, but now he can't
。
Just kidding, if he stood up and let this 'woman' find the marks on the 'bed' sheets, where would his old face be placed?
Does he still have a face in front of Hang Han's 'jade'?
Therefore, for the sake of a man's dignity, he decided that as long as Hang Han's 'jade' didn't leave, he wouldn't get out of bed.
"Hehe......" Hang Han 'Yu' looked at Yun Zhan and laughed.
"What are you laughing at?" Yun Zhan asked with some vigilance, he could feel that Hang Han's 'jade' smile this time had a deep meaning, and it seemed to be quite dangerous to him.
Hang Han's 'jade' raised his eyebrows, looked at Yun Zhan and pursed his lips disdainfully, and said: "Isn't it that when I dreamed, I couldn't help but leave two small maps on my little 'pants' and 'pants' and 'bed' sheets?
"Ah...... How do you know?" exclaimed Yun Zhan incredulously.
"Why don't you know?" Hang Han 'Yu' didn't answer the rhetorical question.
Yun Zhan shouted angrily: "You are so shameless, you actually secretly lifted my quilt to peep when I was asleep, it was too obscene." ”
"I'm peeping?" Hang Han 'Yu' laughed and said disdainfully: "I'm not a voyeur, I'm really bright, okay?"
"Is voyeurism reasonable?" Yun Zhan laughed angrily.
"Huh...... I didn't really peep, but I saw it as soon as I came in, and when I came in, you didn't seem to be awake, so you didn't cover up those two maps, so I saw them at the first time. ”
"This ......" Yun Zhan was no longer angry, now he just wanted to find a crack in the ground and then get into it, it was really embarrassing.
"Huh...... Haven't you always been shameless? What's wrong today?"
"I ......"
"Okay, okay!" Hang Han 'Yu' looked at Yun Zhan's depressed appearance, his mood was so comfortable, he waved his hand with a smile on his face, and said: "I know that you are a big man and have face, don't worry, I will never say anything about this matter."
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"Are you sure you don't say it?" Yun Zhan asked with some unease, if this matter was known to many people, then his face would be thrown into the Pacific Ocean.
"I'm a man of my word. "Hang Han's 'jade' is a serious answer.
"Then I'll trust you for now!"
"Huh...... Now that I've seen everything, can you get out of bed?" asked Hang Han 'Yu' with a smile.
"You go out, I'll get up again. Although everything has been exposed, Yun Zhan still sticks to his initial opinion.
Hang Han 'Jade' said with a smile: "It's really funny that you are still shy in Yunzhan." Since you're so shy, I'll go out, lest you're a bastard say that I have bad intentions. ”
"Uh...... You have bad intentions towards me. Yun Zhan said depressedly.
"Huh...... This is also huh!" Hang Han 'Yu' smiled, waved his hand, and said: "Okay, there are still people waiting outside, I stay too long, it will make people think too much, I still go out." ”
"It's pretty much the same!" Yun Zhan also smiled, and then looked at the back of Hang Han's 'jade' who had already walked to the 'door', and reminded him: "Don't talk about this matter today!"
"Don't worry!" Hang Han's 'jade' head didn't reach over, shook it, and said: "No one will know except me, and no one will laugh at you." ”
"Uh......" Yun Zhan was depressed, could it be that Hang Han's 'jade' was not a human?
Well...... What Yun Zhan cares about most is that Hang Han's 'jade' will laugh at him, what face will he have to face this 'woman' in the future?
You know, if the 'women' of the Yun family know about it, so if they laugh at him, he will not hesitate to give them their butts, after all, they are all his wives, and spanking will not be embarrassing, and it is even a mood.
And if outsiders laugh at him because of this, he can directly make up for others, or even kill people.
However, in the face of Hang Han's 'jade', Yun Zhan found that neither of these methods worked!
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