If you think that this female police officer named Mo Chen is a soft girl, then you are very wrong.

Not only is she not a soft girl, she is a special agent, a martial arts idiot, and an abusive maniac, of course, the object of abuse is me.

She asked me to take some large boxes out of the Audi, and when I moved them upstairs, I opened them, and I took out the listening equipment, trackers, and lie detectors inside, and filled my study.

The other room was specially used to house her training materials.

Sandbags, barbells, gloves, nunchucks, dartboards...... It's so varied.

And when I saw these things, I couldn't help but burst into tears: "I said Miss Mo, you won't move the whole family here, it's not that you just want to stay for a few days, and you will ...... when you solve the case."

"Shut up. ”

Mo Chen plugged in her polygraph, pressed the button, and beckoned me: "Wu Xiao, come here." ”

Seeing her movements, I knew that nothing good was happening, so I quickly turned around and ran away, saying as I ran, "You are busy first, I'll wash you a few apples......

Before I could take a few steps back, she swooped over like lightning, pushed me back with a standard grapple, and pressed me to the chair next to the polygraph.

She put one hand on my shoulder, took the polygraph headset in the other, and put it on my head: "Dr. Wu, it is said that you are a psychiatrist, and I want to use the polygraph to challenge your mind and see if your mind is really worthy of the four words of psychiatrist." ”

Looking at her with a wicked smile on her face, dare to use me as a test subject?

I snorted coldly, rubbing my wrist that was pinched by her grappling hand just now: "How you want to challenge, I will accompany you at any time." ”

The machine is originally man-made, am I still afraid that a machine will not work, Mo Chen washed an apple from the kitchen, took a bite, and stuffed it into my mouth, I was about to reach out and take out the apple, she ordered me: "Don't move, the challenge begins, if you take out the apple, you will lose." ”

Grass, stuffing the apples I have eaten into other people's mouths, this is really unhygienic, and it is called a bullshit challenge, this is not a challenge idea, this is a challenge to my bottom line.

Mo Chen picked up a table knife from the kitchen, turned it around in his hand, and pointed the knife at my face: "Next, I will perform a flying knife, I will shoot the apple in your mouth at a distance of two, five and ten meters respectively, if you catch it three times, then you will ......succeed in the challenge."

Isn't this a joke with my life?

The flying knife shoots the apple, even if she shoots the apple, the flying knife will pass through the apple, give me a sword to seal my throat, in case she misses, it is also the danger of disfigurement with a sword.

My appearance is also important, and my life is even more important, so I can't put it all in because of a bullshit test, right?

I shook my head vigorously with the apple in my mouth, indicating that I refused the test, but she smiled charmingly and scratched her head and said to me: "If you pass this test, Miss Ben will cheapen you tonight and let you be beautiful, how about it, do you think about it?"

Girl, you can't fool around like this, right?

Then again, you are a police girl, can't you be reserved, Yiqing Fangze, I don't dare to think about those things if you give them to me, but although I think so in my heart, my head seems to be twitching, and I can't help but nod my head a few times.

As soon as I finished ordering my head, Mo Chen smiled slyly, retreated to two meters away, and picked up the dinner knife in his hand, only to see a flash of white light in front of my eyes, and the table knife had been flying in front of my mouth, firmly inserted on the apple in my mouth, because the force was just right, not only was the apple not cut, but the table knife also fell on it and shook it.

I took out the apple in my mouth, and on the other side of the apple, the knife just popped out a little, but only pushed out the peel a little.

I took a big bite of the apple, clicked and ate, suppressed the shock, and gave her a thumbs up.

Praised: "Wow, it's really a good knife, the strength is appropriate, the technique is precise, and the apples cut by the girl's flying knife are crisp and sweet, which is simply refreshing and delicious." ”

Mo Chen stared at the polygraph screen, a surprised expression appeared on her face, she looked at the screen, then at me, then at the screen, and said suspiciously: "It shouldn't be, is my polygraph broken?"

"Where shouldn't it be?"

I took another bite of the apple, and I had to finish it as soon as possible before she would test me again.

Mo Chen patted her polygraph, bent his eyebrows and said, "According to the normal situation, when I shot you with a flying knife just now, the polygraph had to jump at least three squares, unless you were firm in mind at that time and did not panic...... But there are very few people who can really do it without being surprised......"

"That's right, it must be that your polygraph is broken, and since the polygraph is broken, let's stop testing. ”

I came to borrow a donkey and quickly fooled her.

In fact, I wasn't determined just now, I wasn't prepared at all, and before anyone could react, her flying knife had already shot out, and when I reacted, the whole person was safe, everyone was safe, and there was a fluctuating yarn, it seems that this policewoman is also a tendon, and she can't turn a corner here, what else is the case?

"No, I'll have to try again. ”

Mo Chen stared at her lie detector with an unconvinced face: "I think the machine didn't respond just now, it's because the speed of my launch is too fast, and in this process, you haven't felt scared at all, and the process is over before the mental activity gets up, so there is no fluctuation reaction." ”

Your sister, do you want to be so smart and guess the problem at once?

I stuffed the rest of the apples and the belt core into my mouth, looked at her with admiration, continued to stretch out my thumb, and exclaimed while chewing the apples: "Amazing, worthy of being a goddess detective, this can make you think of it, admire it, really admire it......"

"Wu Xiao, it's boring for you to play smart with me like this, right?"

Mo Chen saw that I had eaten the apple to the point where there was no residue left, and grinned: "You are a big psychiatrist, it's too naïve to play this kind of cleverness with me, do you think you can terminate the test after eating the apple...... Don't you know that there are other fruits in the world, such as grapes?"

She said, smiling well is sincere, and then took out a crystal grape very sincerely, and walked up to me quite sincerely, looking at her such a series of sincere actions, I was also speechless, I couldn't help but open my mouth, my tongue stretched out, and Lei Yang said: "Thank you for your cooperation." ”

And he put the grape on the tip of my tongue.

She pointed to the grapes on my tongue and said, "This grape can't let it fall, if you dare to let it go, I'll test it with your tongue...... Of course, you can't even eat it, get it. ”

Should I understand this well, or should I not understand it?

At this time, I found out that the woman in front of me was a combination of Qiu Xinxin and Qin Mengmeng, her tossing not only surpassed those two, but even if the two were combined, they might not be able to toss her, not to mention that her tossing was a rhythm that changed the way to kill me.

Do I dare not understand?!

What made Mo Chen gasp even more was that she herself used a black cloth, blindfolded, and retreated to the living room ten meters away, carrying a kitchen knife from the kitchen.

She took the kitchen knife in her hand and flipped it: "I said Doctor Wu, you can't move, if you move around, I won't be responsible for losing your hand...... Because my whirlwind knife is all about memory and feeling, if the memory and feeling are missing any link, waiting for you, it will be a hanging lottery. ”

I see that she has made up her mind to make a move, it seems that she has decided to test, in this case, isn't it a knife to stretch out her head and shrink her head, afraid of a wool?

I was like a condemned prisoner waiting to be executed on the execution ground, facing the executioner and calmly closing my eyes.

"Phew. ”

The knife in her hand may have flown out, I closed my eyes, I only felt a gust of wind in my ears, the grape on the tip of my tongue trembled, and there was a sound next to it, it was the sound of the kitchen knife falling to the ground, Mo Chen screamed.

What's wrong?

I opened my eyes, only to see her tear off her blindfolded black cloth, and pounced on me frantically, staring at the lie detector, excitedly hugging my neck, pointing at the lie detector and saying to me: "Wow, you are so powerful, such a terrifying knife technique can't be scared, Wu Xiao, isn't your courage iron?"

I swallowed half of the grapes on the tip of my tongue, and I couldn't help but secretly admire this girl's knife skills, it was really first-class, and she could use this kind of superb knife technique blindfolded, it seemed that Zhang Please invited her to protect my safety, it was really a wise choice.

Mo Chen hooked my neck with an excited face, but I was very calm and steady.

She was also strange, and her face came to me: "Hey, Doctor Wu, are you scared stupid, speak, why are you still unhappy after passing the test?"

"Thank you for your mercy. ”

I hugged her fists, put her on the chair, stood up by myself, and said angrily: "Officer Mo, don't play this kind of fatal test with me in the future, you don't know, I think it's more dangerous for me to be with you than to face criminals." ”

Looking at my aggrieved look, she burst into laughter.

Covering his mouth and laughing, he laughed sarcastically: "I thought that Dr. Wu had a heart like a rock, but I didn't expect to be so timid as a mouse, okay, okay, don't be wronged, how about giving you some sweetness tonight?"

She winked at me, so ambiguously.

I waited for her to say this, and suddenly raised my eyebrows and rubbed my hands, like an old peasant who entered the city from the countryside: "Ahem, what kind of sweetness, are we going to open a house outside or at home, this bed is ready-made, look at this ......"

Mo Chen kicked on my instep, and immediately made me cry wolf, holding my instep and screaming.

She raised her chin, snorted, pointed to her nose and asked me, "You are a big doctor, how can you say such hooligan words, what are you thinking about in your heart?"

"Didn't you say that if I passed the test, I would be fine......"

I covered my feet, looking innocent.

Mo Chen picked up the kitchen knife from the floor of the study and gestured twice in front of my eyes: "This Qing Fangze is not the other Qing Fangze, this Qing Fangze is this girl's specialty, it's cheap for you tonight, I'll get you delicious later." ”

Watching her shake her head and hum a song to the kitchen, I can't say it: the so-called Yiqing Fangze turned out to be just a dish?

Just when I was depressed, the door lock clicked, the door opened, Ling'er walked in with a bag, and saw Mo Chen busy in the kitchen, and was stunned: "Brother-in-law, who is this beauty?"

"Hehe, since Wu Xiao is your brother-in-law, then of course I am your sister, because I am Wu Xiao's girlfriend. ”

Mo Chen looked at Ling'er and was very enthusiastic about herself, but Ling'er's little face changed, and she came over and picked up the knife on the coffee table and plunged it into my chest.

[Starting from the next month, three more every day, thank you for your attention, flower collection and rewards. ] 】