418. Super ruthless car
I'm just kindly reminding you, don't be deceived, his car is worth more than 200,000 yuan, and you also have dealings with people of this status? Besides, the comfort of this car is far worse than that of BMW!" said the owner of the BMW.
After the owner of the BMW finished speaking, he didn't wait for Xu Zhenyun to speak, and turned to me and said: "Contemptible Zhou Yu, this old man who drives Santana 2000, I advise you to give up! At your level, you also want to come to pick up girls, and you can afford to buy a BMW again! If you dare to come out to pick up girls in a low-grade car, it's not a shame!"
BMW? Hehe, I once smashed one. But I didn't have the time to waste my tongue with this kind of self-righteous stupid 'force', I smiled and took Xu Qiyun's hand, and said gently: "Xiao Yunyun, why is the quality of your classmates in school poor?"
"Then we'll leave him alone. Xu Qiyun looked at me, full of tenderness, and didn't take that Zhou Yu in her eyes at all.
Zhou Yu gritted his teeth and watched me and Xu Zhenyun leave.
"'!'" Zhou Yu was so angry that he smashed his fist on the Santana 2000.
"Ah~~~!" Zhou Yu let out a wolf howl, and the whole person suddenly trembled, and his hair stood up one by one, emitting green smoke.
"Husband, I seem to have heard Zhou Yu's scream, what's wrong with him?" Xu Qiyun asked curiously.
"Probably enjoying a free perm. I smiled wickedly.
Silly "", I knew you were going to take my car out of anger, and this time I blew you up.
On my Santana 2000, Du Xiaowei installed a new anti-theft system, after opening, if the car body is hit hard, it will release a high-voltage current in an instant. I just started the anti-theft system.
"What is a free perm?" Xu Qiyun asked strangely.
"You'll know when you see him. I laughed.
I knew that this Zhou Yu would definitely not give up, and sure enough, when Xu Jiyun and I were standing on the edge of the elevator waiting for the elevator, we saw Zhou Yu running over menacingly.
Zhou Yu's hair stood up one by one, just like the soldiers of the rice country in Street Fighter.
"Husband, how do you know that he went to perm his hair?" Xu Zhenyun didn't know the truth of the matter yet, which was even more strange.
I smiled and didn't answer.
"Oh, isn't this classmate Zhou, your cool skills are really high, and you have made yourself into such a cool look in such a short time!" I didn't wait for Zhou Yu to speak, so I took the first step.
"Fuck me! you fucking pussy!" Zhou Yu pointed at me and yelled.
"What's wrong with me? Who am I?" I asked deliberately.
"You're me!" Zhou Yu said angrily.
"Why did I mess with you?" I asked rhetorically.
"You use the car to power me!" Zhou Yu said.
"I said, Mr. Zhou, I left before you, how can I take the car to you? My car is alive or has it become a Transformer? Have you watched too many fairy tales or have you gone crazy watching animation?" I laughed.
"I ...... I smashed it and it powered me. Zhou Yu told the truth in a hurry.
"Look, that's it, who let you owe it yourself, I said why doesn't it power others, but it does you!" I said innocently: "If you are not convinced, you should go back to find it, what are you looking for me? If you are, can you smash it!"
"You...... Hmph, fuck, you brought it on yourself! Don't blame me for being rude!" Zhou Yu stomped his foot and turned to leave.
"Husband, what did he do?" Xu Qiyun asked when she saw Zhou Yu leave suddenly.
"I don't know, maybe I'm looking for death. I shook my head helplessly.
"I'm damn you!" Zhou Yu slammed a large brick into the windshield of the Santana 2000 with great effort.
"Beep, auto-rebound system activates ......" Santana 2000 called twice rhythmically, accompanied by a flash of red light......
Before Zhou Yu could react to what was going on, the brick bounced back and slapped firmly on Zhou Yu's face, instantly smashing him into a blue nose and swollen face.
Zhou Yu understood the power of this car this time, and scolded angrily: "Stinky boy, fix me, Lao Tzu and you are not finished." The more Zhou Yu thought about it, the more angry he became, damn, this car is evil, although he is angry in his heart, he doesn't dare to continue to make it.
Suddenly, Zhou Yu had an idea, he "milk" "milk", Lao Tzu can't move you, so he will disgust you!
Zhou Yu looked left and right, and saw that there was no one on all sides, so he quickly took off his pants, aimed at the front of the Santana 2000, and "urinated".
"Doo, the humidity exceeds the standard, the automatic drying system is activated...... "The Santana 2000 still rang twice, and the red light flashed......
"Wow~~!" Zhou Yu only felt a scorching air flow towards his little brother, Zhou Yu jumped three feet high and jumped away, but the poor thing is that N blisters have been burned on the little brother.
Zhou Yu was so angry that he couldn't continue to destroy Santana 2000, so he quickly put on his pants, got into his BMW, and sped towards the nearby hospital.
At this moment, I am flirting with Xu Qiyun in the classroom, and I am imagining Zhou Yu's unlucky appearance in my mind, this Santana 2000 is equipped with a professional anti-theft system developed by Xu Qingwei when he was bored, and it has not been tested.
But I never thought that this Zhou Yu would be so stupid and pee on my car...... Otherwise, I'm going to cramp with laughter......
"Uncle Shi, I've arrived in Beichen and parked the car next to your car. "Du Xiaowei called me.
"Hehe, actually, it's okay if you don't come, you go and take care of Yan Yan's safety. I said.
"I have already arranged for someone to be responsible for their safety at the school, I don't worry about my uncle, there have been too many things happening recently, so I thought about it and decided to come over and stay with you. Du Xiaowei said.
"Okay, then you can just wait for me in the car, and I'll call you if there's something. I hung up the phone.
"By the way, husband, there is a fundraising meeting this afternoon, let's go donate too!" Xu Qiyun said to me.
"Fundraiser, donation for disaster relief?" I asked.
"Yes, since May this year, there has been a drought in many parts of the country, and I want to make a contribution to the people of our district...... Xu Jiyun said.
"I didn't expect my Yunyun wife to be so kind, okay, even if you don't say it, my husband will support this kind of thing!" I stroked Xu Yunyun's hair and said, "Is it that you don't have enough money and want to exploit your husband!"
"No, Sister Yan Yan said, your things are our sister's, so it's not called exploiting you!" Xu Qiyun said with a smile.
"Hehe, yes, you can donate as much as you want when the time comes, don't worry, my husband can afford it. "I also laughed, Zhao Yanyan, this girl, taught Xu Zhenyun like this.
It is said that Zhou Yu ran to the hospital, bandaged his little brother, and ran back to school in a hurry, but this time he said that he would not dare to mess with the strange car again.