Chapter 958: The More the Merrier
"Eh, otherwise how would I say that I am studying for China, the so-called skills are not pressing, I do not refuse to come to knowledge, the so-called Han Xin points soldiers, the more the merrier, professionalism is not the goal, the knowledge learned is the key!"
Su Xuan began to die again, to be honest, when these words came out of his mouth, he didn't feel disgusting, but he had a feeling that it was not fake, he could only say that the different tones and different people who said this kind of thing were really different effects.
"Su Xuan, I really admire you, this dead bubble can soak like you, I'm also drunk!"
Xiong Yingjun couldn't help but say.
"How can I say that, I'm serious, don't you see the sincerity in my eyes, isn't there a lyric, it's sung like this, you look at my eyes, it's all sincerity!"
Su Xuan said and hummed twice.
"Poof...... Brother, stop singing, I won't say it, you are a master, I can't talk about you, I don't think you choose law, that's because we have lost talents in Huaxia, your mouth is simply a natural lawyer!"
Xiong Yingjun said with admiration.
"Oh, the hero sees the same thing, everyone says so, and I studied law, by the way, I got a lawyer's certificate in my freshman year, you see!"
Su Xuan said and really took out a lawyer's card, and when he saw the lawyer's card, Xiong Yingjun almost spurted blood, oh my God, this guy turned out to be a lawyer.
"You, you're not human. ”
Xiong Yingjun felt that he had been hit, oh my God, can this guy not be so powerful, he finished his freshman year as a lawyer and got a lawyer's certificate.
"Well, everyone says so, they all say I'm a genius, you see, I still have a travel permit, and I'm also a gold medal tour guide!"
Su Xuan pretended to be forced to take out a tour guide ID again.
"Poof......
And when Xiong Yingjun saw the tour guide card, he directly poofed and hit his head on the table. Oh my God, today I finally met the legendary god.
"Su Xuan, I finally know what a pervert is now, don't talk, I don't want to talk to you, you are such a powerful person, you still let Xiong Lin guide you, if you want to chase girls, you just say it!"
As soon as Xiong Yingjun's words came out, Xiong Linqiao's face was even more red to the base of his neck, and his face was already thin, but when Xiong Yingjun said this, he blushed even more.
"Okay, Xiong Lin, give me your phone number. Otherwise, the barrister will probably say that I am ******!"
Su Xuan directly took out his mobile phone, and then said very simply.
"Ah......h
Xiong Lin, on the other hand, didn't know what to do, which was too straightforward, and she didn't know what to say for a while.
"Well, you shouldn't react so much, as the so-called brothers in the sea, you look at the ancient good and flying pigeon to pass on the book, in this era of developed communications, do you think that with such a good thing as a mobile phone, do you know what is the most tragic?"
Su Xuan gushed endlessly, saying yes or no.
"What is it?"
Xiong Lin felt that she really didn't know what Su Xuan meant when she spoke, she was too capable of talking.
"The most tragic thing is to have a mobile phone, but there is no mobile phone number, you see I just came to this school, I am very pitiful, I don't even have a classmate's number in my mobile phone number, you say this is not a very tragic thing, if my mother looks at my mobile phone, I find that I don't even have a classmate number in my mobile phone, do you think she doesn't think I'm not in school at all, how uneasy it should be, hey, you don't know, my mother is an authentic rural person, living in that mountain, it's not easy to train me as a college student, if you still think I'm fooling around outside all day long, how sad it should be。 ”
Su Xuan gushed endlessly, this is simply able to say that all the dead are alive, and this mobile phone number can bring up all the old ladies in the countryside, which is really incredible.
"Eh, that's, that's, then give me your phone!"
Xiong Lin said weakly, and then Su Xuan handed his domestic copycat machine to Xiong Lin, Xiong Lin entered his mobile phone number, and then remarked his classmate Xiong Lin.
"Thank you, classmate, you are really a good person, you are like the red sun in the sky, shining on this land, you are the red sun, giving the world positive energy!"
Su Xuan actually came to such a sentence, and then said.
"I'll add your WeChat by the way, this is called keeping pace with the times, I used to think WeChat was a lie, but now I think we can't be too outdated, otherwise we will be eliminated by this era!"
“……”
Xiong Yingjun, who was sitting in the back, really had an urge to strangle Su Xuan, oh my God, can this guy still talk nonsense, this asks for a mobile phone number, and even WeChat, Xiong Lin's WeChat seems to be some girls who have a good game and their families, and the boys don't seem to have any.
"Well, well, I'll agree!"
To tell the truth, Xiong Lin simply doesn't know how to refuse Su Xuan's livestock, this guy is so good, if you want WeChat, you have to add WeChat, it is so unreasonable to be able to say so high-end and keep up with the trend of the times.
"Okay, add it, classmate, thank you, then next time I have a question, I ask you, I pout on behalf of the Chinese medical community, thank you!"
Su Xuan said and then slowly stood up, then looked at Xiong Yingjun and said.
"Handsome classmate, I also thank you on behalf of the Chinese medical community, your seat today may be able to promote the development of the entire era, you are indispensable!"
Su Xuan said and then returned to his seat in the contempt of the whole class, talent, this guy is really talented, what he said is simply able to make people feel that he is simply a master among the masters.
"God, Ruoqiu, I now find out that this guy is simply omnipotent, I just looked at it, and his lawyer's certificate seems to be real!"
At this moment, Shu Xin returned to his seat, speechless.
And Shen Ruoqiu is also full of curiosity about this guy Su Xuan, this guy is really a fan, this Xiong Lin is so easy to give him WeChat, it's really unreasonable.
And when Su Xuan returned to his seat, Wang Xiaopang looked at Su Xuan like a god and said.
"Brother, I took it, I really took it, you are really awesome, brother, you are really shameless, invincible in the world, I have learned, I want to be a shameless person in the future!"
Wang Xiaopang said with a serious face, and when he finished speaking, Su Xuan smiled a little embarrassedly, and then patted Wang Xiaopang on the shoulder and said.
"Comrade, the road to playing cheap is still a long way to go, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and the notice still needs to be worked on!"
(End of chapter)