Chapter 7: Amazing Talent
Su Xiaoman was a little strange: "Hey, why are you going?"
Ou Shangwen glanced back: "Come back immediately." Su Xiaoman grimaced, probably asking too much, he should have wanted to go for convenience, so embarrassing. There are differences between men and women, and there are some things that should not be asked.
After ten minutes, Ou Shangwen returned, and he had two birds in his hands. Su Xiaoman was a little surprised: "Is there really still one?" "Yes, I didn't dare to go far, so I got these, but we can't eat a meal, so let's keep them here." ”
Su Xiaoman leaned over and said, "How do you save it?" ”
Ou Shangwen looked around: "There is no refrigerator, but natural substitutes can also be found, and some things can be replaced, substitutes." As he spoke, he plucked out the feathers of the two birds, and laid them by the water, and went into the woods to find some grass and branches. After a few random braids, I put the two birds in the middle, like a simple cage. The two birds were soaking in the water, and he pressed a stone slab on the top of the branches to prevent them from being washed away by the water.
Su Xiaoman smiled: "Alas, I said that your method is not safe, although the water is flowing and will not rot, but can you guarantee that other animals will not come to eat it?"
Ou Shangwen looked at Su Xiaoman appreciatively: "Have foresight, as for this, it depends on luck." ”
Su Xiaoman thought to herself, it turned out that he was not omnipotent, and he couldn't handle everything well. In Su Xiaoman's impression, anyone who does those wilderness survival programs outside should basically be a perfect all-rounder.
On the way back, Ou Shangwen took out a little thing from his pocket: "Do you know this?"
Su Xiaoman looked at the thing in his hand, and immediately smiled: "Who doesn't know this, this is peppercorns, at most wild peppercorns." "Exactly, although there is no salt, a little spicy stuff is also a little condiment. ”
"Well, don't mention the salt. Su Xiaoman was a little helpless. To be honest, she's really hungry for salt. As she walked, Su Xiaoman couldn't help but tell the truth: "Actually, when you first met me that day, my bag accidentally slipped under the cliff, in fact...... I still have a lot of stuff in my bag, like pickles. ”
As soon as he heard the word pickles, Ou Shangwen, who hadn't eaten salty for a long time, couldn't help but swallow his saliva: "Do you really have that baby? When I first came, the assistant brought me a little salt." Although I saved, no matter how much I saved, I still ate it up because I brought so little. Do you really have it?"
Su Xiaoman nodded affirmatively: "The pickles shouldn't be bad, I guess." But it was raining heavily, and I don't know if the bag would have been washed away. Is it possible to go around the cliff from here?"
Ou Shangwen thought for a while: "It's a bit far from there, but the cliff is not too high, I can make rattan and climb down the rope." Then get the bag and come up again. ”
Su Xiaoman was a little surprised: "You can also climb rocks? ”
"Of course I can climb, it's my specialty. Actually, I started out as a climbing instructor. ”
"Hah, that's amazing. Hearing that this man could still do such a dangerous activity as rock climbing, Su Xiaoman immediately worshipped: "Then can you teach me?"
"You?" Ou Shangwen looked Su Xiaoman up and down: "Okay, when we get out of the forest, I promise to teach you and teach you." "Why go out? Right here, can't you teach me too?"
Ou Shangwen's eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked at Su Xiaoman: "Don't make any ghost ideas, it's useless to me." Although this is said unhurriedly, there is still strength.
Su Xiaoman immediately gave Ou Shangwen a roll of his eyes. Ou Shangwen snickered, he was still not at ease with Su Xiaoman, and felt that she was still restless. "Let's eat some roast rabbit meat today. I'm going to do the rope tomorrow. Then go down the cliff and look for what you throw. ”
Su Xiaoman's face immediately straightened: "Who said I threw it away?" I told you that I accidentally fell down." She didn't want Aushanwen to be wary of herself, otherwise it would be even more difficult to get rid of him.
Ou Shangwen did not continue to reason with Su Xiaoman: "Let's go, let's go home, I promise to let you eat fragrant roast rabbit meat." ”
Su Xiaoman flattened her mouth, what are you going home for? Isn't it just a hole? What kind of fragrant roast rabbit meat, just a little wild pepper can be fragrant? Alas! Su Xiaoman sighed in her heart, she really didn't have much hope for this delicious meal given by God or God.
"How is it? Are you tired?" Ou Shangwen took the hare, as well as fruits, and a few mushrooms, and actually asked her if she was tired? Su Xiaoman smiled, and then shook her head. Su Xiaoman was a little embarrassed to say that she was tired, so she just walked behind him silently. Ou Shangwen still habitually kept looking back at Su Xiaoman, for fear that if he didn't look right, he would find the one behind.
Even without salt, the rabbit meat grilled by Auchanwen is very fragrant and delicious, probably because there is no meat for many days. After feasting, the two people with greasy hands looked at each other and couldn't laugh.
Su Xiaoman pointed at Ou Shangwen: "Why are you like a gluttonous cat?"
Ou Shangwen flattened his mouth: "I am your mirror." ”
Su Xiaoman smiled so much that the roots of his teeth were exposed: "Okay, after eating your gluttonous feast today, I won't worry about you." ”
"The leftover feast is obviously fresh?" Ou Shangwen looked at Su Xiaoman in puzzlement.
Su Xiaoman followed Ou Shangwen's example, shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands, and made a funny grimace.
Ou Shangwen also smiled: "That's not what you mean, don't laugh, you explain it to me." ”
Su Xiaoman stood up with a smile: "This needs to be explained for a year and a half, I'm afraid you can't wait! I'll wash my hands, what about you?"
"I'll go too. Aushanvin also stood up.
They walked to the outside of the cave, and there was a big pit outside the mouth of the cave, which Ou Shangwen had dug when he was bored, and was going to make a trap, but then gave up, but he didn't expect that it was good to store rainwater.
Su Xiaoman squatted on the edge of the pit, picked up a little water, and washed her hands by the pit.
Ou Shangwen also squatted beside her, washing his hands and face in the same way.
"If it gets too dirty, it won't be good next time! This water can't look clear, it's much better to hold it out!" Su Xiaoman took out some water in his hand and observed it carefully.
"In two days, the water will be clearer, but it will be much less. Ou Shangwen stood up and looked at Su Xiaoman, after Su Xiaoman washed his hands, he also wiped both sides of his mouth, but did not completely wash his face.
"You?"
"What?" Su Xiaoman looked at Ou Shangwen.
"Why don't you wash your face?"
Su Xiaoman couldn't help but smile: "It's even more ugly to wash it, it's better not to wash it, so that others will think it's dirty, not really ugly." ”
"No, you're beautiful!" Auchanwen admired.
"This kind of ugly and weird look is also beautiful? You foreigners' aesthetic concept is really not good. A friend of mine said that the Chinese girls he has there are not popular with melon seed faces, thin types, but the kind that are a little fatter and have a bigger face!
Auchanwen listened attentively.
"Isn't it?"
"Oh, this makes sense! The aesthetics are different from place to place. But you're beautiful. Ou Shangwen is still quite stubborn, and he was not misled by Su Xiaoman at all.
"Your aesthetics are also average!" Su Xiaoman pretended to be disappointed: "Forget it, don't talk about the piano to the cow, I'll go back, will you stay for a while?"
"Oh no, I'll go back too!" Ou Shangwen followed Su Xiaoman into the hole. Su Xiaoman muttered in her heart: What a follower. Her eyes lit up: "Ah, by the way, I want to ask a question, is there an animal you have ever seen?"
"What animal?" Auchanwen was really interested.
"It's not unique to China, maybe there are a lot of them in China, it's just a kind of bug, called" Su Xiaoman deliberately thought about it, selling Guanzi: "Oh, I thought of it, it's called a fart worm." ”
"Ass?" Ou Shangwen frowned, searched carefully in his brain, and shook his head honestly: "I haven't seen it, I don't know, tell me, what is it like? Maybe I've seen it." ”
Su Xiaoman bit her lip hard to avoid laughing: "This, I'll tell you later." ”
Ou Shangwen was afraid that he would forget this animal, and whispered: "With the fart, with the fart!"
Su Xiaoman simply covered her mouth so that she wouldn't laugh out loud. Staying with someone who grew up in a foreign country and is not very proficient in Chinese culture is particularly interesting, as if it were a pistachio. You can laugh at any time, and you can "commit suicide" and "masochism" at any time.
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Zhuang Muran was very anxious because he couldn't receive news from Su Xiaoman, but he had an agreement with Su Xiaoman that he couldn't leak secrets until she came back, and the super mental pressure made him almost out of breath. One is worry, the second is self-blame, and the third is entanglement. If Su Xiaoman really has any problems, then he can't forgive himself for the rest of his life.
When Zhuang Muran was struggling, there was a knock on the door, Zhuang Muran frowned, at this time, it must be Lou Jingqing who came. Zhuang Muran hesitated, but still went to open the door.
Lou Jingqing complained as she entered the door: "Why do you lock the door? and no thieves come in?" She took a bag of fruit and put it on the coffee table. "Mu Ran, come and eat watermelon. ”
Zhuang Muran sat a little farther away from her, with an indifferent look on her face. Lou Jingqing seemed to be aware of it at all: "There are many kinds, can you come and choose the same?" As soon as she was coquettish, her voice appeared on her, becoming sweet and greasy.
Seeing Zhuang Muran sitting indifferently, Lou Jingqing felt that it was not easy to deal with, his eyes rolled, and he smiled: "Are you still angry with me?"