Chapter 731: [On-the-spot Treatment] Second Update
This kid was showing off in front of his eyes and said a set of theories of spiritual suggestion, which sounded very knowledgeable and powerful, but Director Hua was secretly sneering.
He has been practicing medicine for many years, and he has taken the doctor's and master's degrees into a battalion, and Director Hua has never seen any kind of genius and stupidity, and there is no need to say that genius; mediocre materials account for 80 percent, and they do not seek merit, but they seek no fault, just like these doctors who flock around them and look at themselves with their own horses, although they can't talk about ice, they are still barely able to use it; as for stupid people, they are often the same as Zhou Yi in front of them, they like to talk about rhetoric, and when it comes to theory, they are all like everyone, and if they really let them solve the problem, then stop eating immediately. Director Hua felt the need to teach Zhou Yi a lesson, so that he knew that he should be down-to-earth and not ambitious, especially when practicing medicine.
Aren't you saying that there are such and such problems in the surgical plan, why do you only look at the results and do not pay attention to the root cause of the disease? Well, I want to see what means you, a great newcomer, can cure the patient without surgery. If you can really do it, it will be worth it for Hua to admit defeat and call you a teacher.
"Zhou Yi, the theory you mentioned has a certain amount of truth and has been recognized by the medical community, but this is a theoretical study after all, Director Hua recommends surgical treatment based on the results of the patient's organ lesions, this is the old and serious approach, you don't mess around. Liu Shangwen is not a layman, and at a glance he knows that Director Hua has this difficult problem that Zhou Yi cannot solve, and if he loses, will he really drive people away? Where can Comrade Yan Aiguo's face go? Fortunately, his medical skills are average, and his political wisdom is not lacking, so he immediately started his best Tai Chi, pondering the need to turn big things into small ones.
"Slow, Dean Liu, you don't have to live in the mud, this is my bet with Dr. Xiao Zhou. If Hua loses, he will be his teacher, and if he loses, he will immediately disappear in Hezhou Hospital. Isn't that right?"
"Yes, I heard clearly just now that there is such a gambling game, and Dr. Xiao Zhou did not object, he responded to the battle. ”
"Teacher Hua is telling the truth, dean, can't you pull the shelf?"
"Yes. ”
There are major departments of surgery and internal medicine in the hospital, and there are also Western medicine departments and Chinese medicine departments in Hezhou Hospital, among which the director has the same status as the dean; although Huo Shuangqing is now the director of the department of traditional Chinese medicine, Hua Wenfeng is still the first deputy director. Most of these doctors in the major department of traditional Chinese medicine are his students and descendants, and there is only Director Hua in his eyes, but there is no Dean Zhang and Dean Liu.
"Dr. Hua is right, everyone is also a witness, so don't worry about it, Dean Liu. ”
Zhou Yi smiled, but he didn't buy his favor, and his tone became more and more arrogant, and he directly called Dr. Hua. Neither called the director, nor did he call him a teacher, which made Hua Wenfeng frown, glanced at him coldly, and the descendants around him were even more furious. This kid is too blind.
It depends on what treatment plan you have, if you just prescribe a modest prescription, so that the patient can't be cured without dying, then don't think about prevaricating. No one can think of any better treatment than surgery. Just waiting to see Zhou Yi's jokes.
"Come here. ”
Zhou Yi picked up the remote control, turned up the temperature of the air conditioner, and closed the door. Motioning for the patient to go to bed. In the outpatient clinic, there is generally a single leather bed, which is used for examination, but it is just for ordinary physical examination, at most it is to let the patient lie flat, press the patient's abdomen a few times, and see if there is appendicitis;
The doctors feel that they can't understand Zhou Yi more and more, and pretending to be forced to do this is also a kind of realm, right?
"Take off your shirt, Xiao Huang, and bring two bottles of alcohol. ”
"Oh"
No longer recognized this Doctor Zhou in his heart, Xiao Huang still strictly performed the duties of a nurse, took a bottle of medical alcohol with a concentration of 95% and gave it to Zhou Yi, and then stood aside, looking at the patient's smooth back, I really didn't understand what this Doctor Zhou was going to do.
"Doctor Zhou, it's so cold"
Zhou Yi took the alcohol, opened the lid directly, and poured it on the patient's back. Zhou Yi ignored him, rubbed his hands, and 'stroked' his back, looking at the movement was very slight, as if he was caressing his lover's skin, but as soon as his fingers touched the patient's skin, he immediately made a 'squeak' sound, as if iron and stone touched, very harsh.
"Oh, it's so comfortable, medium!" The cold and biting discomfort suddenly disappeared, replaced by bursts of warmth, as if every inch of skin was screaming comfortably, and the patient could even feel that his 'skin' was alive, full of life power, and the pain and suffocation that had accumulated in the chest for a long time were also reduced a lot. For many years, since he got this disease, he has not been so relaxed, and at the moment he feels that the air he breathes is with a cool mint smell, and he really wants to sleep beautifully
"This method is so familiar, so familiar!"
Liu Yuejin's eyes are getting brighter and brighter, that's right, he is a disciple of a patriotic comrade, this kind of method has also been used by patriotic comrades, so that he still remembers it vividly, what is his name? Why can't he remember it for a while?
According to legend, it is necessary to have the assistance of medical qigong, which began in ancient times and was full of divine doctor Hua Tuo, and this technique has not been lost!"
Director Hua, who was originally sneering and waiting to see Zhou Yi's joke, widened his eyes suddenly: "Impossible, impossible! Even if this is really the case, it is impossible to treat organic lesions just by pushing the uterus through blood." Although I am from a traditional Chinese medicine background, I have to admit that in the treatment of this kind of disease, it is still the means of Western medicine that are more effective.
Zhou Yi didn't bother to pay attention to the doctors' reactions, and after concentrating on the patient's up and down three times, he slapped his palm on the back of the patient's neck. I saw that his ten fingers suddenly vibrated violently, just like a dragonfly flapping its wings at an extremely fast frequency, and even vibrated the air, making a series of abnormal sounds! The patient's skin and flesh rippled like waves under the vibration and slapping of his fingers, and then formed one after another 'ripples', which spread to his face, and one face suddenly swelled and suddenly became thinner, and then became a goose egg face for a while, and then a Chinese character face like Director Hua, which was indescribably weird.
"What kind of technique is this, it has such power, and when did the massage technique of Chinese medicine become so magical?"
Hu Yuebo and the doctors are stupid, they are also from traditional Chinese medicine, although they do not have Director Hua's knowledge, they still have vision, just by virtue of a few strokes, they can shake the patient's muscles and blood, and even the face shape keeps changing, as if they have become the face change king of Sichuan Opera, which is also too amazing. Could it be that this kid really wants to defy the sky and heal this patient here?
"Take a break and get dressed first. Patting the patient on the shoulder, Zhou Yi motioned for him to get up.
"Doctor Xiao Zhou, shouldn't this be considered cured?" Director Hua breathed a sigh of relief, although Zhou Yi's technique was wonderful, it was impossible to say that the patient was cured like this. However, this young man's medical skills are really good, just now this ancient hand of 'pushing the palace over the blood' technique, it is his own longing stunt, if he is willing to give in, he can show the style of his 'senior', and it does not necessarily have to be him to leave the hospital.
"Hehe, of course not, but getting the patient to heal before lunch is not a problem. Zhou Yi walked to the desk and quickly wrote a recipe, handed it to Nurse Xiao Huang and said, "According to this recipe, three bowls of water are fried into one bowl, and it should take less than half an hour to boil over a fierce fire." "For the nurse in the TCM department, decoction is the basic skill, and everything is ready-made, so he doesn't need to explain much.
"I'll see. Hu Yuebo snatched the recipe over, only glanced at it and exclaimed: "Ginseng, atractylodes, poria cocos, boiled licorice, rehman, white peony, angelica, Chuanxiong, astragalus, cinnamon......!